PAGE FOUR THE MICHIGAN DAILY THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1923 ..,_... i OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN Published every .morning except Mondays during the University ycar by the Poard in Control of Student Pu lications.. Members of Western Conference Editorialt Association. The Associated Press is exclusively en- Stled to the use for republication of all news" dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and the local news pub- lished therein. Entered at the postoffice, at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second class matter. i4 Subscription by carrier, $3.50; by mail, 4.40. Offices: Ann Arbor Press Building, May- Vnand: 'Street llhons Editoiial, 2414 anid r7611; Biisi ness, 96a. Signed conimunications, not exceeding 300 woi ds, will he published in ITe Daily at the dis retion of the Editor. -Upon requtust, thed ientity;of cornminicants will be re- garded ast. confidential. EDITORIAL STAFF Telephones, 2414 and 176-M MANAGING EDITOR HOWARD A. 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FAVROT advertising'............E. L. Dunne Advertising..............Pery . Hayden Advertising...........--.....C. Purdy Advertising.................:..W. Roesser Advertising. ......W: K Scherer Accop.ots ,. . . ..C. W. Christie Circuation.. .............. Jno. Haskins Publication ..............Lawrence Pierce Assistants As government leader in the Commons he perpetuated brilliantly the great traditions of his predecessors, Disra1li, Gladstone, Campbell-Bannerman and Arthur Balfour; as Chancellor of the 'Exchequer, he was a most potenti factor in England's successful con- duct of the War; while as Prime Min-j ister, his brief tenure of office is marked by some of the wisest end most beneficent administration on rec- ord. His life touched many things and none which it did not adorn. Eminently practical in his turn of mind, Carnegie-like in his shrewd Scotch discernment, it is to Mr. Law's credit that he retained to the last the simple and lovable qualities of a good fellow and at the same time maintain-} ed an extraordinary, degree of intel- lectual interests. Of his tenacity, fit- eral-mindedness and refusal to con- cede anything without proof, many stories are told, perhaps the best being one of Mr. Lloyd-George's when that adept politician was seeking to asperse Mr. Law before an audience. He related that while taking a rail- road journey in Law's company he re- marked that the shepherds had shorn therr sheep. Mr. Law, gazing from the car window, averred that at least half of the animals had been clipped, although he was not prepared to agree with his companion without further investigation. Concerning the ultimate view which history may take of' Mr. Law, it is idle to speculate. Not improbably, he will be regarded rather as 'a man of great. powers than as an enduring influence in British politics. But it is a tribute to his memory to which we need add little that in his long life of political struggle, he made Fterally millions of friends among all classes, that his personal character survived the test of merciless attack and that even his political enemies were usually among his warmest friends. His death at a time when brains were never more needed in the world is a calamity of inestimable magnitude, although there can be nothing but joy at his release from months of excruciating suffering. In our own country in particular, his career merits attention and emulation; for he represented perfectly what al- ways has been rare in our national politics-an intellectual man who took1 politics seriously and labored unceas- ingly for their betterment. U 8 ITD SIGN UP FOR THE .a UNION THE HOUSE THAT DAEDALUS BUILT A Breakfast Serial These are the boys of Athenian brood And the maids that provided the break-' fast1 Of the Minotf'. so huge.in span, The man-bodied bull and the bull- headed man, . That dwelt in the.Cretan labyrinth. 1 (To be coat nuiedY ARISTOPHANES In comes a bright boy, and says to, us: "Do you suppose that if Ford's elected President, he'll make another Lincoln?"{ My Dear Mr. Cowles: With your permission I should like to present a new and quite unique problem to the readers of your col, umn. It is a problem before which the keenest minds on the campus have gone down to an inglorious de- feat. Many men of super-intelligence have wasted a lifet me in an endeavor to find an answer to this great philo- sophical problem and it is only withI the hope that among your clan may I find the genius capable of solving it that I present it here. I refuse to consider any such answers as Ie t nothing. Following is the problem: Why should a squirrel climb a tele- phonespole? Jayclk; Rolls Enterprisesj 1. Boost the Ann Arbor street car company. 2. Boost the Factory Hat Store. 3. Boost the Life Membership Drive. 4. Boost the Pool. Ann Arbor, almost anyone is willing to grant, has few qualifications to! the title of metropolis. And yet in! one respect we have advanced inside, of the last year to a point where we EDITORIAL COMMENT w AM qw dIF 0 IEI isP lay CONSISTENCY (The New York Times) It is a sound contention that the Volstead act, being the law, should be enforced like any other law. But it is inconsistent to hold that those re- sponsible for its enforcement should be selected in any other way than those who have to 'do with the en- forcenient of other laws. Comnis- stoner Hayne's diluted measures pro- posing that all Oxisting officials in the prohiblition enforcement s e r v i c e, though they were not selected under civil service lreguliPrin, should) 'be transferred to the elassified service and continue to hold their positions without further exam'nations, is as illogical and unsound as a proposal would be that all the plants operating under Federal permits at the moment I should be permanently validated with- out being subject to any inquiry what they were manufacturing within. Can it be that the government is able to determine by examinations the competency of persons to perform every function, from the handling of ma 1 and the minting of money to filling the most modest clerkship, .andi yet not have the discernment to choose' persons, of honesty and technical fit- ness for the administration of the pro- hibition law? Why should the Anti- Saloon League, which resists public scrutiny of its affairs, be permitted to! share in the appointment of publ:c officers? If this principle is admitted in practice, the ultimate responsibil- ity will pass to private hands. The President of the Civil Service I Reform. League, Will'am Dudley Foulke, has taken the only position that can be consistently taken.. It is the only one that will makeit possible! to eliminate the "spoils system," which, as he states, "prevails, in the enforcement Bureau" and which is "to a large extent" the source of the prohibition scandals. Character is an essential item in .the qualifications, and this a disinterested civil service board should be as able to determine as an interested private organization. But what is'of most importance is At Gralzar .'s Two Store * .#.2i ." , u" i'-.' n . v°..W't)NYi' r _' . ta° ..:.u .. ' y . A. y El1 iV L1: Leakve Cha.;ber (6 Crnmerce ". week Days 'x Sin'ay8 6:45 a . 6:45 a. i 12:45 p. m. 6:45 P. m 4:45 p.im. J r.i. ELLIOTT, Proprietor Pl-z'q6-M A-i,~n wMich UE IrI UiI IED LNES EAST BOUND Limiteds: 6 a. m., 9:10 a. in. and every two hurs to 9:10 p. m. Express: 7 a. m., 8 a in. and every two hours to 8 p. n. Locals: 7 a. in., 8:55 a. m. and every two hours to 8:55 p. m., 11 p. m. To Ypsilanti only, 11:40 p. m., 12:25 a. m. aid 1:15 a. m. WEST BOUND Limiteds: 8:47 a. m. and every two, hours to 8:47p. in. Express (making local stops): 9:50 a. n. and every two hours to 9.50 p. iM. mocals: 7:50 a. m., 12:10 a. m. Read the Want Ads FOUNTAIN PEA INK Will Improve the Action of Any Foun i Pen !l ALL COLORS ALL- SIZES Te0Fountab Read The Daily "Classified" Cokimns rI I !I r , tt z k - Iz " Z I M } la_ t t 1 HATS of Style and Quality for College lien F iRST-We see that you get a becoming hat- one that fits the features. SECOND--We see that you get a perfect fitting hat. One that fits the head most perfectly. TH IRD---We give quality aid style at prices that can't be beat in Detroit or anywhere else. i',ennie. Caplan Harold A. Marks Cohn Conlin Byron Parker Allin B. Crouch S. A. Robinson LbuisAl. Dexter H. M. Rockwell ,Joseph J. Finn 11. E. Rose 'David A. Fox Will Weise L'tauren Haizht C, Y. White R.E. Hawkinson R. C. Winter 'Ddw. D. Hoedemaker THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1923 Night Editor-RAY BILLINGTON THE UNION LIFE MEMBERSHIP With the opening of the final day ofj the Union life membership campaign, the problem arises in the minds of many students as to the why and wherefore of taking out the extended privileges of life membership in the Union. The men who have combed fraternity and rooming houses during( the past two days, always trying toI impress the financial advantages of "doing it now," have succeeded in signing a considerable number of men. Among those who have refused to sign, many have uttered the com- mon reason that they see no reason why they rshould be considered in- debted to the Union. They have for- gotten what it would be without that ever welcoming clubhouse at Michi- gan. It is a wonderful feeling of pride which penetrates ,the student's spirit when he first enters the Union build- ing, feeling that he is a member of that wonderful organization, that the, structure itself is as much his as it is anyone. The privileges of member- ship, falling to every man on the campus automatically, seem sufficient to give the student a certain feeling of "belonging." Realization of the ob- ligations which also fall upon him when he ava'ls himself of the numer- ous joys and conveniences in using the building seldom is experienced by men who have none other than an ex- ternal connection with the institution. Contrary to the opinion of many, the Union is not simply a gift, bought and paid for by the alumni body. It is a building made possible, but not wholly paid for, by the funds and ef- forts of iVMichigan's graduates. Cer- tain obligations still remain. It should be the self-inspired desire of every Michigan man to take out his life membership as soon as he is financially able. The foe is a. nominal one and enta'Is a sacrifice hardly comparable to the many personal benefits derived from it. Th C. A. paign It is has ening pause A GOODI WILL OFFERING e University of Michigan Y. W. is conducting a financial cam- .duri'ng the present week. the fourth campaign which been 'launched since the op- of school. The skeptics will ediscreetly before they part may favorably be compared with New that the appointments would, under York city, or even with Detroit. And the civil sefice, be beyond political this point is the taxi service that or pa itsan &etermiration, and the ap- is making itself; so conspicuous within pointees would have.protection in the the city limits. exercise of their f lauthority. The A year ago, to the best of: our enf4F ent , seri j from the least recollection, there were nothing 'but , d lr s r th provi ordinary black Ford taxis in common sidiMlWthe CivilRt law. This is use; and now-Black and White, Rted i the only cousins t tVolicy. If Mr. and Yellow, Purple and Oiange and Volstead ha no posed it from the Green and Blue, all with powerful, 'start, the act to which his name is roaring engnes. My, how' times' do attached woiild doU es not have been change! I so corruptly admnistered. The ad- ministration of the Anti-Narcotic law Mr. Ivan Swift, who spoke to the iunder civil service appointees offers Prss Clui the other night said among a wholesome contrast. Save a Dollar or More at Our Factory -- -- with the requested pledge. It is im- possible that the American pmblic will, remember from campaign to campaign that th's country, because of the large measure of personal freedom given to its younger generations, is constantly, in need of social beacons. Membership in the University "Y. W." is free but the members are re- quested to give some small financial support to the organization. The Y. W. C. A. officers spontaneously dedi- cated their lives to social service, Such a spirit should be matched with spontaneous responses from the mem- bers Voluntary contributiops indi-{ cate a sense of appreciation within the giver. It is the better test of human gratitude. The other method is compulsory taxation. other things: "Michigan is,: the most' romantic state in the. country." And also, "I want to see the color of Mph- igan in everything that a -Michigan man writes" It would have warmed the cockles of your heart, as indeed it did ours, to see the Dean of Students singing at the Episcopal banquet the other, night, Oe sang tb(, "Yellow sand Blue," and he sang the "Victors," and he sang "College Days," and he sang "I Wanna Go Back to Michi-1 gan." YESTERDAY y SMYTHE TIIE PALL MALL GAZETTE England's oldest newspaper has passed out of existence. The Pall Mall Gazette, its iproperty, lbeading features, and titles has been absorbed by the Evening Standard, another late afternoon London publication. The original Gazette was founded in 1803, and the Pall Mall Gazette which absorbed it had its origin a year after the American Civil war. Some of England's greatest writers. have been contributors to the journal, including Thackeray, Ruskin and Matthew Arn- old, while its editors have ,included -" IJITNEY SIa 3 THEATR E Nov. AY& &orIck (7'obe jfcL7 e Orlci~rzalf1 ro chzlri (ihe.' WFrd /i(rnou 0 Ilusice Co d carrome Itcji Composed ; 5,pJ '2I FACTORY UT T ORE 617 PaCKARD Whcre D). U. R. Stops at State. PHONE 1792 Twer Ago From thei - - - - - - - - - - - - - - And if you can imagine his High- ness singing about how he wanted to* nity-Five Years' go backto Joe's and the Orient, and At l iichigan Iback to some 'of the money he spent,1 and bellowing about how he had to figure a hell of a lot to tell what files of the U. of M. Daily, HE had done, with the coin he blew Nov. 1, 1898 at Mich-i-GAN, you would have hadi i Ever on the alert to supply the stu- dent body with fresh, accurate news, The Daily has conceived the idea of publishing a six o'clock extra edition Saturday, November 5 giving a de- tailed telegraphic account of the Michigan-Northwestern game at Ev- anston. This is the first time in the first time in the history of The Daily,, and, to our knowledge, the first time in the history of college journalism,' that an edition of this kind has made an appearance. The larger number of students cannot attend the contestI in person, yet as a means of com- paring Michigan's strength w.th Chi- cago's, the game is important, and The Daily means to give the students the first complete account, and this, one hour after the final whistle has sounded. Northwestern's eleven averages 175 pounds in weight. The line averages 179 pounds, and the backs 170. Illinois is making great preparat'ons for the game with Michigan which such eminent men as Lord Morley and one swell time. We weren't near air.or whether he was possessor of a !William T. Stead. Before the outbreaki or whether he was possessor of a of the World war, William Waldorf dirty tenor, but we could see him, and Astor was the owner of the paper. he was certainly putting his heart THE LIVINGPAST into it. Benjamin Loring Young writes, Additional Enterprise {"We th'nk of Abraham Lincoln not We are backing a movement to abol- merely as the greatest Republican but ish all official words for "die," ex- as one of the greatest men of all recorded history. Let me read you; cept one, and that is "die." The his own words, vwritten in 1855. His; Newspapers, with their prattle ofh argument breaks down the false doc- Passing to his Reward, Crossing the argument break dn the sals dio trine of the Klan todlayjtasi Great Divide, souls passing on, shuffling into the Great Beyond, and broke down the "Know-Nothing" being taken by the Grim Reaper fa- movement of his time. He said: "I am not a Know-Nothing, that is tigue us. tgu. certain. How could I be? How can We ourself are a plain man, and . anyone .who-abhors the oppression of intend, when our time comes, to die nyoes bhor opressing negroes bie- in favor of degrading, -with simplicity, dignity, and com- pletenesclasses of white people! Our prog ress in degeneracy appears to me pretty rap d. As a nation we began by declaring that "all men are cre- Have you noticed the Irresistible ated equal." We practically read, uniforms that are at large on the it, "All men are created equal ex- campus? Those natty kki affairs cept negroes." When the Know- with the big red insignia in the ab- Nothings get control, it will read, "All: aeinal region? tNow you say "Why men are created equal except negroes yes, we're noticed them.") and foreigners and Catholics." When Well, do you know what the organ- it comes to this, I shall prefer emi- itation is that issued this gaudy re- grating to some country where they malia? Nope, it's not the R. O. T. C., ake no pretence' of loving liberty- atlthluzk ItkeT'ra bretty slick too. .T... --- 1. - EDWARD ROYCE DiiRECTCR Producer y' t'BRE.'and Ziegfe/d oflres 75 IN COMPANY75 'GLOIE .__t ATREt -AUTY CHORUS SEATS NOW S!L.LING. ALL SEATS RES RYeCD 4J1 Every day is someone's birthday 'We have an attractive assort- ncut of Birthday ' Croiag Cards. You will find jolli little greetings, such as any ch:ld would love---we'l written SnItimrients for the mature and tcndcr mnssags of cheer for tiaged. ach Card is beauti- f,>rd dsigind. Come in andlld r s1~t Vt: crm' ,. A,u nee. r- ' '. will take -place at Detroit on Novem- ANDREW BONAR LAW I her 12. It is expected that fully In the death of Andrew Bonar Law I six hundred persons will accompany, vbich occured Tuesday, the world and the team to root. The Illinois eleven