;El FOUR THE MICHIGAN DAILY ---_.._. I WILL -MWIIIG 4N P1. V 'ffTHE AESTI ~ I''g td~t au Ztt~4 Studen't andl aluni interest is al- - - ready 1)Cgifl 'ung to turn to Michgan'sj OFFICIAL .NSEW SPAPERP OF . TIlE fnotbyall schedule for next year. Al- UNIVESITY OI~' IICILG1Nthough it is yet too early to make any Pubhhcdevery morning except Mndaydeite dcin, he stmnto during the University year' by the Board in dfnt eiin tesnieto Control of Student .Publications. alumnni, thr'oughout the country is Membs.oWesern- on-eence--itria strongly in favor of an eastern contest Association.' for next year. The movem-ent in this dir:ection has been felt in the athletic Vihe Asscociated Press is exclusively en- titled to the use for fepublication of all newvs circ'les of the University forO several dispatches, credited to it or niot othierwise-.e,, r p and the 2teilbE'rs of the credited in this paper and the local news pub' fished therein. University studlent body past and Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, p'e( cnt liope to see 'their dles.'J1iresrec- Michiga.n, as !Second class matter. ogrnized by som]C'eastern contest in Subsciiphion by carrier, $3.$0; by mail,~t $4_oo. next yea tci'l'sc{edle. Wffc:' Ann Arbor Press Building, Naiy- ' Most of tli s =rtliient e'xpre'ssed nahones: Editorial, 2414 and 176-M; Baiss- favors a gamne with either Cornell or ness, g960. ' 1': -i;:_l______a with te psiiiyo __________ ________________________ ennylvniax~ ih pssiiliy o Signed communications, not exceeding 300 arcranging a house and home :sched-' Wcid,, i.,;Ahe. published in The Dly vat uefr1olwigyar.' oho the~~~~eas di-eto o heEitr Uoorf~e f l o igte i- et n ofthe E i o . U o e7 e t lt o idenxtity of com m unicants will be Ire, these sch1ools up1ace, strong tea OhS in ! garded as confidential. __-- - --the field .and re able to furnish the PA DRLON A RAFT! 1'CAMPIUJS OPINION THURSDAY, OCTOBER 25, 1923 A -ti NEXT YEAR'S FOOTBALL SCHEDULIE E I 4 3 i I I w EDITORIA16 STAFF Telephlones, '2414 and 170-X MANAGING EDITOR H'OWARD A. DONAAUE N~ews Editor ........ ....Julian E. Mack City Editor... ....... .......arry 11"ey Editorial Board Chairman.... F. C. Moriarty Night Ed~t irs l;: I. Ailes A. 13. onnahie R. A. fliiliiigton ?,1.,. Fiske Ha-;y C. Clara J, G. Garlingbouse -' ,1P. M. Wagner Spolits Editor........... Ralpb N. Byers Woimen' s Elit ..... ....W nHIibard TelagrU;Ah Editor....... ..K. B. lamr Sunday Mdagazine Editor.. ..F. L. 'Tilden Mutsic Editor ....... ...... Ruth A I loweil Assistant City Editor..-ennethi C. Kellar' ,Editorial Board PatilEinstein 1:o1 ' rt Rai a; Andrew Propper y. Assistants B. G. hBaetcke . I."J. cGinnis MAirion Barlow Lt. S. Mansfeied J.' N. Berkman F. C. Mack i}ilen Brown Verena Moran Brad"'fte Cote Regina Richiann tip 1V. Davis S. L. Sit 11nold Etlich \'. I. S*)nenian It C. .Fingerle F. R. tone 'P. Henry . 'F. Styer V rothy IKarin N. R. haI osephx Krugr S. B. Tremble Elizabeth ,iebetman W. J. Watliour R. R. M1cGregor, Jr. BUSINESS 'STAFF Telephone 960 BUSINESS MANAGER LAURENCE H. FAVROT Advertising ... ............ L Dunne Adverising...........Pery M. Hayden Advertising .............. Purdy Advertising...........W. Roesser Advertising ..........W. K. Scherer Accounrts............. ....C. W. Christie Circulation ..............Jno. I askin Viblicatiou...........Lawrence Pierce Assistants Bennie Caplan Harold A. Marks Galin Conlin Byron Parker Ainm B. Crouch S. A. Robinson Louis M. Dexter H. M-, Rockwell O~eph J. Finn 1. E. Rose lvid A. Foxc Will Weise Jren ilaight C.. V. White 7EHawkinson R. C. Winter 'Edw. D. Hoedenaker THUI RSDAY, OC1OaiR 25, 1923 Night Editor-THOMAS E. FISKE - WREN SUNSHINE DIMS It's a bright morning and you march -n for an. eight o'clock lecture with aj fine feeling of interest and a noble re- solve to get te most out of the hor. 'the "prof" loos good-natured and ipterest'ngand you take an advantag- ous seat where you can catch every Word. As you sit down, you nod a pleasant good \morning to Smith on your right and Jones on your left and Williams across the aisle. Then you 14~e out your pen, open your note book and wait with ambitious ex- ctancy. The lecture is about to be- 'in ut a few late arrivals cause Ponfusion and you chafe at the delay. *Inally the lecture begins. 'You are scribbling notes furously when you feel Adams in back of you 'at his foot on the bench in which ;you are sitting and you get a mental ilcture of dusty shoes rubbing against a c e n c a . Y u w i g e i yorseat but A dam % refuses to take theI hint and, somewhat aggravated, you retdrn to work. 'Smith on your right begins to chw gum with loud smacking relish and a pungent disagreeable odor of spear-j Mint floats across the room. Jones qn your left has just completed a dis- torted cartoon of a man riding a horse li d n w l ej g o r e b w a d a k for appreciation of his effort. He- solved to keep your good natured dis position, you try to smile but the jerk at your elbow has elicited a blotch of ink from your fountain pen whic h has spread over a good portion of the day's notes. Smiling becomes a rat,- osr difficult job. A good seen minute:; Is still lft of the hour and the leturer is just wind- ing into an interesting finish, when "Jillas across the aisle closes his book, puts away his fountain pen, reaches for his hat, and starts to shutf- fle his feet. At lngth the lecture ends. The sun is still shining but not quite as brightly as before. Your ambition 115 goney and the remainder of your classes seem long and dull. best of conipetit.ion for Micigpan. These schools5 arc; atlo witlhi a rea- {sonable di fl once frorn several of our strongest a Iunnnii centers and, the re- vival ofi the old ri v I ry between Mlich-' i ,,n and either C'orne.ll or Pennsylva- nida wouldi attract meon who g radluated, here several dears afro. Suchr a game, howeve", if s-cbeIfde would not nec- es:sar°lyT interfere with our Conference asp.r 4W )aains a n ore than the home and bome zgame V wihVanderbilt which w,. corn ae'loo during the last two rea-' sea onas and~ it wo'uIl be of fat more value,. 'be outcome of Michigan's present sca. on cannot as yo1 b)edetermined, but whether :she atr"td 'uplicates ther championship of last year or not, the l athletic association must respect ink some measure the requests of the alumni, students and1 friends of the U~niversity of Michigan for an easternj game on next year's, schedule. MORE COLEGE FOOLISHNE~SS With cry-education now an accepted and firmly established thing in most 'of the large universities. of the coun- try, the petty attempts to overthrow it which aro made in a few institutions }may be taken for the humor that is in them. Recently the University (of Colorado issued an Qdict prohibiting "fussing" at all football games either rby freshmen or upperclassmen and stating that all mien and 'women shall sit inl separate sections at all football Igames. At Michigan, where both men and women students have found 'their pro- pcrr respective niches, such a suig- gestion would' he laughed down, and(I no law ipakingn oy would dare to put UIN OLDRV To the Editor: UNIONPOOL RIVE+ One season is only well under wayI NETS 500 PLEDGES we h -Daily Headline,. wenth grad beginis to think of the next, and especially =of the arrange- ment of the schedule so as to include Every poor bastard paid! I teams he would like his alma mater Lacking a ,shower bath ' to meet. Here is what I would sug- Paid the five hundred. gent as a very satisfactory arrange-- Ther's not to make reply, ment:1 Their's not to wonder why, October 4-Case.! 'Their's but to pay the guy; October 11-M. A. C. at Lanszing ( ?). Lacking a shower bathI October 18-Detroit Paid the five hundred. j October 25-Chicago at Chicago. November 1-Iowa. Pcosters to right of t'hem, ! November 8--Cornell at Ithaca or Chimes to the left of them, Pennsylvania at. Philadelphia. Bacon in front of them,? November 15-Wisconsin. I'ollered and thundered; November 22-Ohio State at Co~- P1elted with tags of pink-' lumbus. Hardly knew what to think- Ohio State rather than Minnetsota Signed, on the dotted line, has come to be our great rival. What I Signd wth ll kndsof nk;does an old brown jug matter; its Signed the five hundred. story is that of other dlays and of a stale rivalry? Ohio State should be When can their glory fade? given the last date on our schedule: 0 the swell pool they made! ' it would.' be', a' gala day for the tw,,o All the world wondered. universities. Hdonor the pool they made! f Cornell or Pennsylvania should be L~et us all take a wade! a1paebcuei h atte « J ~~~~given apaebcuei h atte Noble five hundred! v have tried their mettle aganst Mich- Vladimir. I tgan teams and Michigan has come off - - second best in the, majority of the Coinimzniq'ue fronmN'." F. Allen Co. games. We need some big eastern, Dear Mr. Cowles:- rival with which to test our strength. "College style has a definite mean- Home and home games could be ar-. ing. To the laymen it spells debonair' ranged with those schools. smartness-individual trimness that is With Germany Schultz coaching theJ larticunrly the insignia of the young University of Detroit team, a game men of today, will probably be arranged between the Kuppenheimer Good Clothes for, two universities for the coming, year. young men convey just that 'atmo- It is also about time for Michigan sphere. Fall '23 can almost be called l and Chicago to come to an agreement the young men's season. Suits show; on games. Both are old, rivals, and those free hanging lines that all men: both are always well represented on adiu're, but which young especially !thle gridiron. A hard fought game can wear with grace. would be assured. Fabrics, too, strike a new°=note.' Of course the writer knows that a Stripes of different widths and. hues, schedule, cannot he arranged just "so- fuzzy-faced textures, fancy weaves in so"; other universities have desires singular designs, and soft wooly ma-( that would conflict naturally with terials are seen in the newest styles, ours. The writer is suggest'ng only l It seems hardly necessary to stress'; what he thinks a ,good----not an ideal ; Kuppenheimer tailoring. It has be- -arrngement.! come symbolic of superlative skill in Albert Renwick. clothes making. - - Step into our store and see these The German government in its new! new models while the assortment is! note on reparations will not mention fresh and complete. You won't need coal. Apparently- it floes not want to much time to pick your style and size., get burnt. Yours very truly,77 7 "N. F. ALLEN CO. I. L ~e au the it''-s I Iy KTha t Mde t :1' _ r ,. ..l 1. .M..~ y.,. Wanted! .V it _ . .1 b 'I 1a:rife to house in best residence sec-, t~~i~i~ of~: rf, x-orth nearly three times loan. Yield ~ ~r~t ~Y;'tt~.~x 27, Michigan Daily. _:., /' 4.- ~ha , - ..i° xnrnsn ...4, , a:. :. - .. '1{ ' E ,rCIDER PHO0A a30 TGNER CIDER MILL .3ti' Noid Ii of 3"aci(ie Specialty Company' ii- nt 9 P. 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Colorado, i~ -hie house_ of Kuppenheimer hiowev(er, is still fretting itself over good clothes. the influence of women and, in an ef- fort to overcome this influence, the One of the persons affiliated with student officials have bea)n wiling to j the Oratorical association says to us, p)10cc both the men and women stu-- yesterday afternoon, "Say Jasie, how G denl~ts in a position wvhich is irksome about some publicity in the col?" and unhealthy.j "Is the cause worthy?" we inquires. Action such as this cannot raise the "Yeah," hie says. "Mrs. Carrie Chap- I standard of a school for it is unnatur- man Catt i's going to speak here, and al, undemocratic, unnecessarily re-1 we thought -f you could give her a strictive and above all, too adolescent boost, why-" for men of an American university to "Oh," says we. "How?" concern tlhemiselves with, It merely I "Well, you might just put in some adds strength to the cause which it wise crack about her name," he says.' djopes to destroy.I "Just say the Pussy's going to speakI, -- - here," interrupts another guy. Tepos;ition of Governor Walton of "a"sy h rtr guy, "some-+ Oklahoma continues to weaken. So thing 'like that." , ,; , , I i YESTERDAY' : y SMYTIJEI EI BIICK ART A ND NEIDICIlN T Dr. Charles H. Mayo, head of the . celebrated Mayo clinic of IRochester; Minn., yesterday addressed scores of' his fellow practitioners attendling the convention of the American College of Surgeons in Chicago. In the past 23 years medical science I has advanced as much as in the pre- ceding 23 centuries. "But," declares Dr. Mayo, "the advance in medical sell- ence will count for nothing unless education of the people along mnedical lines progresses at an equal p~ace." Dr. Mayo warns against quacks. { does the position of the Klan., Public opinion seems to he running with equail strength against both forms of llegal control.I The Acquisitive Society One of the institutions in this mun- ~ie Jis" '.HE, x''New York City (Ctu't;:&t ASTINGS Aahitecas I .ago At Michiga Fromntil14'files of the 1TVof 'N. Daily! Oetober 25,' 1898, Graduate Di t'rctor Baird is quite en- thusistir over the prespects for a tt'ei1 aens tra ihthe Alumni. The old players who 1 havye al ready l'romiise'd to he here andlE play are the followving:'"Duke" lDenby; wall play center rush; "Puce." Thail, i our present coach, and Stevenson,,a '97L4, of Rockport, Indliana, will be the guard. The atter never played here at Michigan, but played on Purdue and Chicago !Athletic ass'ociations. At the meeting of the board last! nilght, arrangements wvere made for the game with, Chicago on TPhanks- giving. The game will be playedI onG 'Marshall field, and a new grand stand,! capable of seating 7,000. persons will'1 be erec'tedl making the enuire seating capacity of the field about 9,000. 3 This past summer Major de Nan-j crede received the honorary degree of LL.D. from the University of Penn- sylvania. This is the most recent of the many degrees that have been be- stowedu pon him,. lie received'a cd-1 ica~l degree from the University of] icipality that is slowly driving us "A business man is very sure whom I buts is the snooty, college "shop", he consults about his business. The Guy's, and Pete's, and Red's-they're l farmer is very, certain what remedies' all alike: you haftas meet the proprie- ihe uses to cure' his sick hogs, or tor socially before you dare go inl. cows, nor chickens. But when it comes And then, forever after, w'hen you go to the health of their families,, men by, the well-trained henchmen that' are ready to take them to a quack." are alw'ays loitering in the doorway l The reason for this is evident. Only looking for fish always say Hello l time glamour of sonmc new idea conics Jase. Any store. where they offer you to the indi''duai layman. He is t- a , cigarette "when you go in is cer- tracted by "'cures," and "systems of tainly somehow sour. Mr. Woolfolk medicine." Ilie is lured by the mystery jwith. his engaging lisp which has made with which quacks surround themi- him hundreds of friends and thou- selves and thus he falls a prey to the'i' sands of dollars-Mr. VanBoven, with! false medicine. Medical falsehood his winning -smile that daily gets rid can be wiped out only by exposure to!I of at least fifty ties and a couple the open air. The hidden magic is suits-Mr. Kilgore, with his irresist-' quackery. ible red hair, which sells hats of all ___ shapes, colors, and sizes-Goodness! ESSAYS IN S*NOBB3i~I1NSS I The American Legion announces a joeo leHm fAlMcia e prize essay contest on the question, Iz Yesterday noon we lunched at the "Why American Should Prohibit Im- Union, in the sumptuous dining roonm. migration for Five Years." The con-- At the top of the menu were printed test is open to school children between the wrds:the ages of 12 and 13. The first i- Puree of green split peas aux crou- peso fteanucmn sta tn.so much comment on-' one of the. 'When thi's dish arrived, it turned out pressing national problems of the daly lo le nthin bu peasou. Iwill be extremely beneficial. A sec- We were not surprised. On one o nd thoumght, however, will marl' the former occasion, we 'ordered a desert is mrsin 'o ilteectl called "Frozen pudding and assortedde rt 'o h usin pastries." ____ When it came, it was ice cream, and They know nothing about efonomics A nabisco. Furherore ittoo usjus elvenor the labor situation or 'world coin- miuthoesi nk ' uthisvI-onIofAllmerce. They will most likely fall back E mnuts, n tis ameHom ofAllupon old arguments such as the in- Michigan nmen, to buy a package of -..~, . O @ o u .4', rt,,. :ey r11 "Z"\'&mor tnu euaito the '~i 1~re~axe o e.hrfuture. oT # L T R O P N - t5 - 14 [j U] :AT RE- i PW DUC,.ED. b SPRICES I,.-LOM A r i F4-(" ' - I '1 "I i f Ii I NOW CorseoInstud $141D0 Pakm t NditW imt r. rr. v' S i i onal riceson ,,-id Orchestra i~ of our October Clearance Sale ~N SEE THEM lJOS ~ - V $14.25 - -$$6.00 i I