THE MICHIGAN DAILY

TTESDAY, SEPTE MBER 25., 1923


WFFICIAL 1 EWSPIP1 OF THlE
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J4ANAGItNf DiT6rR
HOWARD A. DONAHUE

be elated over the prospects of Mich-
igan history which it is in his power
to make.
That partial hesitation which re-
tards the step of the freshman as he
sets out for the first time bedecked
with the traditional head gear, hardly
adequate to protect the self-conscious!
newcomer from scrutinizing eyes, will
soon be replaced by a sentiment ofI
class unity and a full comp~rehension
of tradition. It is not within the pow-
er of anyone to force the spirit of
Michigan upon the men of '27. Only
through the complete and voluntary
realization of the customs and atmos-
phere which are so vital to universi-
ty life can freshmen be made to ap-
preciate the significance of being a
Michigan man.
Universities have often been (lefined
as "institutions of higher learning".
While there does not seem to be any
'peculiar significance in this state-
ment, the term "institution" is not
merely another way of saying "place".
Organization and group feeling playj
an all-important part in the main ten-
anice of such an institution as this
and the root of these is found in the
traditions which have survived and3
expanded with the passing (f the'
years. Initiation into the customs
of Michigan means merely absorption
into the great crowd of men who are
Michigan's best claim to honor.


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Editor.......... ..Julian. E. Mack
Editor........ ....1Harry HoeyE
ial Board Chairman.. .. R. C. Moriartyi
Night .Editors!
Ail~s A. B. Connable
Billhngton r. I~..Fiske
C. Clark T. G. Garlinghouse
P. M. Wagner
Editor........... .Ralph N. Byers
nWs Editor.. ...... I.Wtinpna Hibbard
-ph Editor.. '.........R. B. Tarr
y Magazine° Editor:.....F. L. Tilden;
Editor....... ..Ruth A. Howell
Editorial Hoard

Paul Einstein Rol, rt Ramnsay
Andrew, Propper >
Hele Bron R.S. asnzeld
Theodoe, Chryst E. C., Mack
Bernadette Coe . , H. Pryor
Harold Ehrlich . J".-Sclpitz~
0. C. ingerle W . Scratch
T.- P. Henry S. ' L. Smith-
Doroth Kamin W HStonernan
K. C.Kellar i'R. 'Stone
Joseph Kruger IN. R. Thal
Elizabeth A ieberman ' S. 9. Tremble
R. R. McGeorge, jr. W. =J. Waltoar

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YESTERDAY
By SMYTHE

BUS8INE~SS STAFF
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LAURENCE H. FAVROT
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Allin, B. Crouch Myrron Parker
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The New Army.
The outstanding event of the week's
domestic news is not found in the
pages of the press but that does it) no
way decrease its importance. This
week witnesses the mobilization of the
Grand Army of the Republic. The
whole thing is being done with tie
drums and fanfare of war, without the
fervor of patriotic speeches or other
signs of military preparations. It is
a quiet process and yet effective. All
the colleges in the country this week
open their doors to students number-
ing well into the hundred thousands,
and it is to this sort of army that not.
only this county, but the whole world
is beginning at last to turn. It is not
an army of squads and battalions, or
guns and cannon, or of other destruct-
ive military accoutrements, but rath-
er it is, or strives very earnestly to
be ,an army of intelligence and of
trained minds.
Education, though it be cussed, dis-
cussed and laughed at( is nevertheless
the greatest hope of the world today.
Education can, overcome or at least
mitigate all the ills that the world at
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OASTE~ ROLL
The big contest is all off.
Yesterday the chief says "Do you
want to know what you're going to
call that column?"
We said "Yes."
lie saidl "Toasted Rolls".
It seems that the simple sap th t
was chief before this one had a dozen
or so cuts made,-al reading "Toated
Rolls". Thinking they'dl wear out, you
know. And we still have ten of them
left.
And the business manager-than
whom there is no more parsimonious
ape on the face of the earth--refuces
to pay for a new and artisth-2 head
piece until we have worn out the old
ones.
Anyone with suggestions on how to
Iwear out zinc cuts will be welcome at
this office between four and five in the
afternoons.
Well, we save fifty cents on it, any-
how v...
lThis morning the tightwad business
staff was hard up and asked us if we
wouldn't go out and take subscriptions
to the G. C. D.(greatest college daily,
ye know) and we-picturing to ourself
a line of people, pens in hand, waiting
patiently for their turn to sign up-
saidl we'd help out.
So the bus, gmr. gives us a armful
of papers and about a million blanks,
all different colors in case they also
wantedl a subscription to the Campus
Mind or something like that. We start-
edl out very peppy, hunting for a stra-
gic sales headquarters.
The thing that spoiled all our ardor
was an elderly gent coming up and
asking if we had a Free Press.
"Shave With Cuticura Soap.
!The New Way Without Mug," says
an ad in Ann Arbor's only afternoon
paper. This invention would seem to
eliminate all the trouble from the old
chore.
And have you seen Wagner and com-
pany's little brochure entitled "Michi-
gan in Action", with a picture of the
new lit building right underneath?
r. THE HENDECA-HERON.
Bertha was a moron. So one day
she went out into the meadows to
pluck dandelion greens for some salad.
Arriving at the meadows, she plucked
and she plucked and she plucked, until
her little aching fingers could simply
pluck no more. When she had finished
plucking, she sank to the ground and;
proceeded to count her dandelion
stems. To her surpise she found that
she had gathered a total so surprising-
ly large that she could do nothing but.
gasp for several minutes. She had
enough to make 70 feet of salad! She
rose to her feet and flung her arms
about in a wild paroxysm of joy.
When this fit of ecstacy was reaching
its climax her eyes chanced to light
upon object standing not far away
with ts tail toward her. It was aI

missioner Roy Asa Haynes has put a
stick in the prohibition issue in this
country which will make it go to the
heads of many good people. His letter
to a congressman asserting that it is
the intention of the government "to in-
terfere as little as possible" with the
right of the farmer to make cider,
will act upon public opinion much as
the yeast acts upon home brew.
The prohibition commissioner de-
cides that the farm districts, which
are dry in politics, may be wet in prac-
tice, andl the city districts, which are
wet in politics, must be dry in prc
tice. It is quite all right for President
Coolidge to have a cider press on his
Vermont farm, but illegal and immoral
for him to have a barrel of grape juice1
fermenting in the White hlose cellar.
It is the same theory which decides
that wet Madison street without any
beer cannot provide honest jurors to
try a liquorcase, but that dry Lake
county with cellars full of apple jack
may do so. It gives the gentle rustic
14 per cent cider, and the rough city
roustabout 14 cent milk. The rustic,
no doubt, will feel that that is profit- <
able to all concerned, and will votef
for those who make it possible. It is
a noble arrangement-politically. It
adds the almost. unanimous dry vote
of the actually wet country to the
scattered dry votes of the theoretically
wet city. It promises to continue the
present Volstead at indefinitely
through the efforts of wets who voe
dry and of drys who drink wet. It
makes the head swim.
Seriously, it strips the last pretense
of consistenecy, of iorality, and of
ethics from the practical workings of
prohibition cause, which is to say
from the Anti-Saloon league. 'It runs
the league up the street, for all to see,
in the habiliments of a bartender
handing out hard cider and a blessing
to the good dry voters, and butter-
milk and a curse to the bad wet vt-
ers. For that much we may be thank-
ful.
Perhaps, after all, Mr. Haynes is not
the yeast in the home brew but thel
sheet gelatin which ;precipitates teI
sediment and renders the cloudy clear.
AMERICANITS ON PJi()IITTON
In a discussion reluctantly entering
upon an appraisal of the. success of
American liquor legislation, the ILou-
(Ion Spectator recently published an
article entitled "Prohibition and the
American Youth" which has called
forth considerable protest f r o n
staunch Americans who hate to see
the hammer used on a worthy insti-
tution. T1he author of the much dis-
cussed paper, one "Americaum,
praises the attitude of the British
student toward self-imposedtepr
ance, stating that the "drinking ao--
eties" of former days could not eis-jI
dure the growing sentiment against

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Week Days Sum lay:;
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A tGOOD -LI VE, S'l'l iEN 1 E
To rep~resent "Tlhe M\ichi. St ate P'.i in
Bureau'' of Lansinig, lic1iga 11 ini its
line of vrgin wool. fabrlics and
blankets.
We have recently dleveloped a new
"M3ichigan" Bilanhet, heavier, lrei ,(;,1
and cheaper in price than conl be
purchased at any .,tore. "'rthe 1? chi-1
gai Athilet~ic A sso.iui'ion" hads orlieredl
a supply of thIese Idlanhet s, which Is'
501110 recommendlation. 0 it studiientI
representatve' at NIL A. C. cleaned upl
$500.00 last year. Comnpare the ell-
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If you Wxanlt to have an easy
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andl Senior years, make ,a hit
with the Profs your first[tterm.
YOU (can1 (o0it if.you turn 11oltit
neat Coronatyped note;,, themes,
and reports. Now is the time '
you needl Corona, and we've got
one for you.
S $50.00) for't he latest nmoilol.
E:'asy terms if de: iA ed. Othier~s
as low as $25.00.
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EDITORIAL COMMENT

Tomorrow W~e Vote.
(Chicago Daily 'Tribune)
United States Prohibition

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TUESDAY,' SEPTE7MBER 25, 1923'
Night Editor'-EDGAR II. AILES

TIC~(T DI~hIBTIOXbeen a war that a clear minded and
The action. of the.Boar dlof. Control educated world could not have pre-f
of Athletic in 'limiting students to two vented.
extra ticket for the'-Ohio Stote game As an old Stoic proverb has it, men
this 9year, insted'.of ' lo ring, three are tormented by the opinions they
extra 'tickets. for the,Ohio' State game have of things, rather than' by the
program does not cotme ' as g surprise' things themselves. The convictions of
to ,those who have witnessed the en- the average intelligent person of to-
thusiam aroused, by the Michigan- day are not the result of scientific and
O~io ~ecotetduin tepat e creative thought but rather of con-
,ere.The huge crowds-from' Michi- ventional reactions and traditional
gan 'that folowed-. the wolverines to knowledge that have been handed downI
Colubus astby pr'evious generations who lived in
~Goi~be lstyear. saw. the huge far other conditions thtan the present.
Withis tterstadd fed to hap aoty Education, to be real, means an open-
W~th~hi ineret, dde totha arus-eyed recognition of many worldly ills.
ed riiy the hope .of :seeing a second It involves a new and unprecedented;
championship team come forth in its attitude of mind to cope with new
x ofrneecune, ~cnb and unprecedented conditions. And
~a~iy udersoodhow ichganwit so while few realize the fact, yet it is
smaller 'seating -capacity- than Ohiol to the army which this week has been
Stat,: igh fel campd fr rom.mobilized that the world must turn.
Alumni from Ml 'oter, the country __--_____
hdexhausted thie alumani supply of' This year's Freshmen seem to be
tickets sever'al w'eeha .before-'the time more "college" than the olddtiners.
limit wa.s Up for that group and, in Every 'year brings a new variety of
an effrt tt - istribuiter the 'much de- vegetable. This year its the "Faish-
sire entrance slips over -as large an lonplate Frosh."
area. and In as fair' a way as possible,.________
the association., found it' necessary to
lim~it. the number of extra tickets. stu-;
dents might order. It should be 'un Tw ny-ie er
derstood, however, that the number
of seats, reserved' for students them- Ago At ]Ijichigan
selves has not "been curtailed, a full
blocs ' 9f 18,000 seats being held for
holders of athletic book ,coupons. M. Daily, Septeinber 25, 1898.l
A fair idea o1 the enthulasm of the Commencing November 1, all fresh-j
alumni of both schools can be ob- men in the literary department will beJ,
tained from -the fact that the rooms required to take regular work in the
at the Union and other lodging houses gymnasium. D~irector Fitzpatrick,l
were contracted for early last spring through whose influene e l innova-,
and every lumni- ticket has been sold tion has been made, says about _90(0
out. -I have signed up already



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ferocious bull! "Gracious goodness!"; the excessive use of intoxicants Ia-
she whooped to herself, "How awful!" so passed from among the institution.,
And then inspiration camne to her. Shej of tradition-bound Oxford and Cam-
knelt beside her precious dIandlelions bridge.
and swiftly wove for herself a blanket "On the other hand, in 'America,."
of the succulent stalks. Crawling un- he says, "among the youth of the
der this she hid awhlie and then, find- country, not only drinking but drunk-.
ing that the ferocious bull had wand- enness, which is a very different thin.-
eredt elsewhere, went home. has become extremely widespread, and
BOCCACIO. immorality has been on the incerease.
* * *That there has been more drinking in
From the Times News: our colleges and universities, and in--
"The invitation was accepted, andi deed even in our high schools since
the British poet will arrive in Decem- prohibition than ever before is anl un-
her. It is expected to remain until questionable fact."
after commencement time in .Lune." On the basis of four-years spent as
* * an undecrgraduate in an Amnericao
Tragedy f'university, two years of which wasi
A eloww t ageinabiioyre since the enforcement of prohibition,
Said "By Gum I'll be a sky-writer or and two years in "one of the great
English universities", Americanuls
jburst! tells the world that American yot
An aiatrs obegad I'l hld, has sunken to the lowest moral level
And roam the air like ancient pirates in his history. Whether he is ac--
bold."quainted with the attitude taken by
Hie passed his tests, this poor young the student bodies of many colleges
mean, 0. K. and' universities in this country on tb-
And after six months' training to a matter of prohibition enforcement we
day dlo not know, but thegerasupt
lfe stepped into an aeroplane and ' which has been accorded the national
soared legislation hardly would show -thatth
Alone through cloudless spaces. Howcoc
he roared-lege man will stand in the way of
a great movement for the moral bet-f
terment of his people.
IIe wrote an ad in smoke for perfume Certainly, there are those who
rae brazenly ignore the rue fth ail
But when he came down he was given but what of their ulbes ondincthe ri
the air- !unilpsto aogtevs a
By the i rate manager who said "Go unilpstoamgthvstu-
to hll!"jority of those that are different. It
to hll!"is a libelous injustice to the young
The simple pickaninny couldn't spell!E
+ E people of the nation to say that im-j
morality ha~s been on th~e increase, f'or
Fillers.I although the author cites an instn(e
Two percent of the people in France of such a condition, hie is neither will-,

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SWEATERS
In either° plain or fancy
styles-in all the. popular
colors. In addition a cone,
plete line of other sweat-
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SKIRTS-BLANKET
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sizes. Just the tb-irg for thbes cilly fall
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AUTO ROBRF3, STITJ PMR RUGS, ARMY BLANK-
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we have them In aad sizes and c-orsm .

Tlhe major itY of the students can
easilyundlerstand the necessity for
limiting the supply of extra tickets'
and have faith in the integrity of those
making the distribution, and they, by
their example, will. easily calm the
fears and quiet the complaints of the
continual fault finders.
192?
As hundreds of grey covered heads
emerge from.the doorsi of the gdwell-{

IThe 'opening of the new law depart--
ment will be delayed a few (lays this;
year due to the fact that the new
building in which the departmnt Is
to be housed is not yet completed.
Dean Hutchins states they will begin
work in earnest on October I.
The first football game of the yeaLr
Iwill be with the State Normal college
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OUR POLICY'
The policy of this store i s
it always has been. ito give Ithe
best goods5 at the lowest prices.
This ph'ao', liachneynol tholeghl
it is, tr-uly e-':pre"SQe: or 521-V ICe.
flY keeping iloian esii'Or '
head we are able to ii:imI'.tli,'
lli'ehanoll se at a Inun-h iIe'
Ima rginl. We pa si; lb s , i' lo
to You arid thuls aire i1s' to
sell goods otf Ow finest vlasi y
at lower prices. If you'll conle
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CORPU' Y VCOATS
Yo-ai'1lmocJ long wh~ile before
yea- find a. bet! or coat for all
'round wear than these. They
s. yr yourO'c oats and are iv;arin
e'uoig ilfor any \, acier.
lpl)Uii 1, 5a1:(d we ha Vo them at

Complete assortment of
colors-these are all wool.
Also 0. ID. Khaki and
other woolen shrts in
plain colors. These are
of the finest quality and
the prices are most rea-
sonable.
SHOES
FOR HIKING
Ihightops, packs and a'
complete line of shoes for
outdoor wear.
SLICKERS
As well as a large'
assortment of raincoats,
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