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FRIDAY MAY 30, 1924,

ents called too liberal. It is hardly , .w . /., ,. .
probable that Dr. Fosdick will join I
a church so steeped in fundamental G
dogma as to discourage the expres-
sion of opinion?
It is plain that the 1924 assembly w NO CLASSES
has dodged the real issue-it has not TODAY
definitely taken a stand against such1
men as Dr. Fosdick, and it has not We think it should be one of they
enunciated its approval. The most duties of the Rolls man from now on
that it has done is to make overtures to warn his customers when there is
possible which may lead to a con- a holiday more extraordinary than1
promise instead of a split in the the usual Saturday and Sunday. To
ranks of this great institution. Much flt dti v m in it at

depends on the decision of the head
of New York's First Presbyterian
church, but on the face of: it he
would have nothing to gain and every-
thing to lose by joining because he
would place himself open to more
criticism than is now possible. Thej
general assembly should be com-
mended for its handling of a difficult
situation. It is now necessary that
the church as a\whole evince toler-
ation of a kind which will make pos-
sible a broader influence than is at)
present possible. '
THE REPUBLICAN SPOKESMAN
It i becoming evident that in go-
ing before the voters of the United
States as a candidate for the presi-f
dency, Mr. Coolidge will not be able
to present himself as the nominee
of any single party. As yet Calvin
Coolidge has not been able to assert
his leadership over Congress; and"
this disaster which has overtaken the
supposed leader of the Republicans
is not due to any unusual wickedness
on the part of Congress. For as
long a time as anyone can remenher
Congress has been anxious to overrids
any President who did not first over-
ride it.
Mr. Coolidge's present position is
neither usual, nor extraordinary.
Cleveland, Roosevelt and Wilson made
the office of the chief executive sup-
reme during their periods of service.
On the other hand, in recent times,
Taft, Harding and Coolidge failed to
make their influence felt and con-.
tested with Congress to no avail. The
first three men were self-made, ris-
ing on their own merits; the second
three were products of , the Marty.
It seems curious that political parties
shculd humiliate men whom they have
succeeded in installing in office; eveb.
more curiously, it seems that. the
party will allow men who made them-{
selves to run it.
But 'perhaps the man most deserv-j
"ng of sympathy for being hard hit.
by the recent actions of Congress is
he who must act as an organ voice
in celebration of Republican harmony
Juring the coming elections. The Re-
publican keynote speech at the na-
tional convention in Cleveland will'
have to be a masterpiece of diplo-.
macy.


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tthe top.
More, From South America
Ali querido Senor Cowles:-
"Como?"-so my French prof in-
quired of the feminine element in the
class-"Why is it that America should
be the home of Beauty, when, in-
stead of the beauties languishing in
towers, dying on kisses, and otherwise
following out the Old World drama-
they of the Madonna-like faces swear
proficiently, and choke their male
courtiers in a bank of cigarette
smoke...."
Wicked man! senor-ah, wicked as
Satan-and double-eyed, for while one
of his eyes frowns the other winks!
1 Thus does Europe entangle America
in its butterfly net of criticism..
For myself-I believe Woman should
be put up on a pedestal, provided we
have a step-ladder to reach her..
Jungle Picture
There's laughter in the tangled jungle
When has died the heat of noon;
aAnd you can hear it in the night-time
By your little cottage near the black
lagoon:
Monkeys swinging in the tree-tops,
Monkeys laughing at the moon!
They're like a mob of playing children
Like a human circus crowd;
Their jolly frolicking and humor
~Almost make the alligators laugh
aloud:
Monkeys swinging in the tree-tops,
Monkeys laughing at the moon!
I Oh, they're the laughter of the tropics;
Their gayety holds frenzied sway
Beneath the mellow yellow moonlight
When to roost have gone the parrots
gay:
Monkeys swinging in the tree-tops,
Monkeys laughing at the moon!
ARGENTINO
When the Argentino's stuff came in
through the mail, it was beautifully
embellished with little dinguses over
the n' in senor, but we have no a-
rangement for making such a mark
with the linotype machines, so you
will justhave to get along as best
you can, dear people.
William Jennings Bryan has been
elected vice'moderator of the Presby-
terian church, we hear. Well-here
it comes-it's about time somebody
was trying to stamp out the horrid
doings of this sect.
Whitman 1
Paul rushed off the stage, half trans-
formed into his street garb.
"One moment please" remarked the
suave ROLLS reporter "I have a
question, Mr. Whiteman."
Paul stopped.
"Certainly certainly. Only a mo-
ment, however." Our pencil was
poised.
"How do you pronounce your last
name, sir?"
"W-h-i-t-e-m-a-n, with the 'i' pro-
nounced like 'eye.'. It is never no
never pronounced with the 'i' as in
'it.' That is so odious to me...."
"We though as much" the suave
reporter answered taking copious
notes.,
"Splendid splendid" was the portly
leader's brief reply.
His coat, shoes and socks were off.
Time was short.
"One thing further. How do you
like Ann Arbor?"
Paul rubbed his chin thoughfully.
"Well, the town isn't so much, but
the audience was splendid."
"Thank you, sir." The socks were

completely off and we discreetly re-I
tired.
Next to the dressing room. Ross
Gorman in role of piece de resist-
ance.
"Hello Ross. What horn do you like
best?"

We have just been and gore and IIiItftlt 1 IIItlItjlItutlla;ilii11lii0lfl tHili1wIi'i iiM tk Ii i i !9EiEik:Eu iittltltittitkltl ii
went over to hear this here now Paul
Whiteman and His Orchestra. We ob-
ject to this deification of Paul to
the extent of capitalizing the person- G O L Fd
al pronoun 'his.'
However, he had a jolly good band -
of boys. This lad G orman raisAd
hell on all manner of recondite horns;___________________
M. Pingatore was satisfactory on the
I banjo.
Oh rats! _ __ TRE
Mr. Jason Cowles ~----
_BOT ENDS OF THE ACONAL .
CAMPUS OPINION"""'"""""",e1rt; imt
BA) BUSIESS 1 ETROIT T11110 LINE)
It has come to my attention before, EtAST .OUN.
and is now brought to my attention 11 levery two bo.n to 9:10 .
again so strongly that I cannot re - res: a. ., 8 a . and ev' I uICiCdi
frain from bringing to your attention twG ;j0rs to 8 r. M.
the fact that Michigan men are un- Locals: 7 a. m., 8:55 a. im. aDO C ouad lucete I n e tey have taet nd
consciously doing their school an i- every two hours to S.5nyp. Vm. efy rpeidwoud likto en dit in a field with the hardest kind
11 p moTf-pl butnl,11 b 1--qe tfoallyielding bhe est ulI'at
jury by their treatment of high school i . . p ra 1 f. - tny the utimate
i .p. Mreturns5 t. Lci.tar-tan1.averageii,
athletes. I am glad to say, however, ItuPrtn E c: tear. an Verageaability.
that the facts as herein set forth are Limiteds: 8:47 a. m. and every two V' e a=e an originating and distributing Bond House-
true in the minority rather than in hours to : . . oer ten y s o
the majority of instances. Express (making local stops): 9:51)tr
To my certain knowledge Michigan a.in. and every two bours to 9:50 We give a salesman every educational advantage and
hs lost at least three exceptionally antacurn
has my ct lan twee p. : .dd ur dve" to his own ambition and desire to learn and
t,-,nnp :5 a i.,3219a. in.
good athletes because of the treat- 72earn.
ment they received while here as f ou think ou are bett th h
aguests of fraternities. Only last w eek _atrne__i _ _Advert ser. - Ad_ of h ard f o rk and aty a n opoertuan y t e average, not afraid
one of our fraternities refused to en- ardworkandWant an opportunity to demonstrate it with
tertain any of the high school ath- an organization that is expanding rapidly, write to salesman-
letes unless they could entertain the ! - -A --^ager at our Chicago, New York, Detroit or Grand Rapids
delegation they felt contained the most * *.. T. F.%.
likely bunch of athletes. Should a 4 5 6 7 9& B)
fraternity put itself before its school? 1i 12 13 14 I 16 17We, now , ertles,Inc.
I also know that the best freshman 1ad1pd20i2Bd.,Gad apd
athlete on the campus today caine 2N Y k G
almost going to an eastern school be- Cago ew or Detroit
cause of the treatment he was given i '.
at one of the fraternities here.
I prefer to remain anonymous for
good and sufficient reasons if I may,
and offer you this hoping to see The \
Michigan Daily render another good
service to the University as a result
of it. I might also say that I am a
* fraternity man and helped entertain' 1fl!
some of the high school boys lastR1c l
week.
-U. R.O.o
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-THOS. P. HENRY, JR.

PLAY hARD, BUT FAIRt
chigan welcomes today the out-
ding athletes of the midwest who
contend at Ferry Field for the
r to represent the United States
i athletic capacity at the Olympic
es in France this summer. The'
ersity fully appreciates the privi-
accorded it to entertain these
and to witness the feats of those
will defend the athletic laurels
ur country in competition with
vorld's greatest athletes.
er since the days of the an-
Grecian games from which come
modern O!mpics, they have been
rded the greatest athletic event
ie world. Political enmities, na-
il intrigues have been forgotten
.e interest attendant upon whole-
athletic competition. In order
rry out the spirit of the occasion,
who compete in the tryouts here
y and tomorrow should forget
omparatively petty college rival
and unite in an effort to choose
nm which will best represent the
middle western section of the
md States. The true spirit of
smanship will make this pos-
is only natural that each uni-
ty and college should wish to
epresented' on the team that
es the ocean, but this Is obvious-
possible. Those who are chosen
d be regarded as carrying the
s of all the schools represented
today and it is only with this
in the minds of the competitors
spectators that the best choice
be made.
TiE CHECKER-BOARD
e Presbyterian church in its in-1
wisdom has decided to ask Dr.
- Emerson Fosdick to become a
er! At the last session of the
'al assembly held Wednesday,
eport of the judicialhcommission,
uipreme court of the assembly, j
tdopted which provides in efliect
Dr. Fosdick, a Baptist minister,
be asked to enter the Presby-
I church and "thus be in regular
onship with the First Church
w Fork as Anone of ts ns"I

HE WAS A MUSIC LEADER OF THE
PEOPLE
To the dismay and sorrow of count-
less thousands who were his admir-
ers, came the shocking news of thej
death of Victor Herbert. To the
many who had become acquainted
with the man and his work came the
feeling that again a man who was
contributing something toward the
betterment of humanity had been snat-
ched from our midst; and too, there
came the sympathy for a family which
had lost its leader.
Victor Herbert was the true leader!
of the popular music writers. It was
due to him more than to any one other
person that the taste for music of a
kind intermediate between the classics
and our insipid jazz was placed into
the possession of the American peo-'
lIe. It was due to him that a host
of semi-popular music composers,
some of whom have given to posterity.
small bits of musical charm, have set
themselves to work for something
other than a pecuniary return. They
have received a certain amount of in-
spiration and encouragement in watch-
ing the musician Victor Herbert, and
the man Victor Herbert. They have
seen what could be done, even though
one does not measure up to a Beeth-
oven or a Mozart, and they have pro-
fited. They have attempted the task,
and have worked and won.
Although the man has departed, he
leaves to us many works by which
he will be remiembered.. Like all men
of attainment, lie is one with whom
'death only brings a change, not an
end. Many of his compositions will
live for at least several generations,
and it is possible that not a few will
survive the storm many more. The
type of music which he has given
to the world is for the most part of
a desirable kind; it is of a nature that
appeals to both the musically learned
and the laity, for it is easily under- .
stood and appreciated. Victor Her-
bert passes in body only.

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PAUL WIIIThEIAN, a review by Ro-
bert Hende'son.
-Jazz is a sublimated America; it is
America: an evolution of the can-can
and Alexander's Rag-Time Band, in-'
sinuating, undulating, fast to cyclon-
ic, tremendous, and worst of all, out-!
rageous. To say that you dislikedj
[Paul Whiteman's concert would be
[ridiculous, placing you in the light
of an embarrassed snob; the vital
fact is that it was impossible to re-
sist his program with its subtle, com-
plicated rythms, its maddening sen-
suousness, and its barbaric, sophistic-I
ated throb. Jazz, as Paul Whiteman
plays it, is not only popular; it re-
presents the coming symphony, the in-
evitable American music of the future.
The first three numbers of the con-
cert were examples of the clang-and-
brash syncopation of a dozen years
ago, the kind of jazz that is still be-
ing exlsloited without exception on
the Keith vaudeville circuits. As mu-
sic they were terrifically noisy and
chaotic and horrble, but in the final
analysis it is this same mad clatter
that brings down the house, setting
it yelling and shrieking.
The remainder of the program, how-
ever, turned to the climax of the ex-
periment, and at many points verred
into exceptionally beautiful harmon-
ies. From such purely popular num-
bers as "Limehouse Blues" and "JLn-
I ger Awhile" to the adaptations of
"Chansonette" and "The Volga Boat
Song" there was a consistent skill
of technical workmanship. The idea
that such jazz is obvious and simple
was thoroughly exploded. Whatever
you may think of Paul Whiteman's
musicians, you must admit that they
possess the highest technical skill in
scoring and, even to a greater de-
gree, in the dominant rhythm of
syncopation; as players they are
worthy of a symphony orchestra.
The final numbers included Victor
Herbert's "Suite of Serenades" and
George Gershwin's "Rhapsody in
Blue." The Victor Herbert piecesI
carried the style of the modern Ameri-
can orchestra with its predominance
of muted brasses, saxophones, and
the stacatto banjo to an even more
complicated field, now entirely weaned
from the necessity of a constant fox-
trot tempo for the dance floor. One
by one all the conventional effects
of the conventional, twisted sounds
of a jazz band were introduced with

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A pause.
"Well, I've always aspired to play'
the mouthorgan, but I could never
master it. The easy ones -come first,
you know. Ha ha."
S"Ha ha" 'we responded. "Well
thanks Ross."
"Quite all right. Tell the boys
 they're all right, too."
Colonel Hodson, grading maps for
his Anthropology 32 students, became
the center of a bustling mob. Tnat
was because the students wanted to

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