THE MICHIGAN DAILY _ _ . ICIA NEWSPAPER O1? THE UNIVERSITY OF ICHIGAN blshed everysinorning except Monday ig the University yea by the Board in rol of Student Publications. 'embers of Western Conference Editorial ciation. , e Associated Press is eclusively n- d to the use for republication of all news tches creditedeto it or not Otherwise ted in this aper and the local news pub d therein. itered at the postoilce at Ann Arbor, hgan, as second class mat tei, it ostage granted by Third Assistant Post- er Gneral. ibscription by carrier, 13.50; by mail, ices: Anni Arbow Pess Buildinp May, Street. ones: Editorial, 244 1n1 176-M Basi- ~6o~ gned communications, not exceeding 300 s, will be publshd "in The Dlaily at discretion of the Editor. Upn request, ilentity of etinminicant will be re- led as confidential EDITORIAL STAFF Telephones, 2414 and 176-M MANAGING EDITOR HARRY D. HOEY 's Editor...............Rob, B. Tarr orial Board Chairinan.... R. C. Morarity Editor..............J. C. 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E Rose otnts................... . .. L.C B aled ulatiori. ..............C. Piudy lication ..............Lawrence fierce Assistants W. Ca ipbell N. 1 Holland iie Cap~an M. L. Ireland s Chaxnpion Harod A. Marks nCon!l Myron Parker° is M. Dexter A. J. Seidman ph 1. Tinn Geo. A. Stracke id A. ox R. C. Winter ren Ilaight 4--->--- TPFURSDAY,MAY 29, 1924 ght Editor-JO1N W. CONRAD+ T :E FIIFTY YARD LINE . mplaints have [:' n rite for sev- years that stud'ents have not been ih the opportunity to scue iany he best seats o iVer y Field for big football games. Charges have a made with some justice that the seats were going o outsiders, 4ons who had no connection with University. Townspeople are wn at times to have been given erence over students and alumni he assignment of the best sections he stands.. All of these aspersions e had some foundation in fact, but situation appears to have been edied by the Student Council with co-operation of th, much-maligned etic. association. ccording to a resolution passed sday by the Student Council which been approved by the athletic as- ation, a block of fifty-yard line s in the south stand at Ferry I will be reserved for sophomires upper classmen as a cheering sec- for all Conference games next Those who use these seats are e given their full quota of extra s in another part of the stands. is simple statement of fact would1 ar to have solved all difficulties. wail of the students should cease everberate on the days when the brings them their allotted tickets. this is only as it seems. The sit- )n is far from settled unless the ent body give the plan its whole- ted support. Several years ago milar plan was placed in opera-I which survived only in the mean-j ss statement which has been onE application cards regarding the ring section in the south stand.- only reason for its failure, ac- ing 'to the athletic association, was complete lack of interest nani- d by male students in such aj the extent to which we emphasize the importance and position of the fair sex in our oldest traditions.! "MAKE hASTE SLOWLY" A word that has been used to frigh-1 ten the "infants" of all ages within' the past few generations is the word socialism. This bogey, like all others, has conveyed an extremely .,vague notion as to the real character ofl the thing. As a tact, even college professors have 'been, fo4nd whodo not seem to have a clear idea aA to what the term "socialism" actually signifies. n Socialisinreally is no modern in- vention. It is as old as tChristianiity, as old as religion-yes, as old in truth, as mankind itself. But as with many other beneficial doctrines, it 'has'often been used to "make a trap for' fools." What, then, is socialism? Funda. mentally, it is the hope which springs eternal in every human breast thatI some day, in some way, the economic order will be such that every humanl being will have the advantage of a decent living. Karl Marx, the founder of modern theoretical socialism, be- lived that the only effective means of attaining this result was state control of all industries and natural re- sources. This doctrine in more or: less similar form was adopted by men such as Ferdinand La Salle, Fourier, John Owen, Liebknecht, and others; and by such groups as the Social De- mocrats of Germany and. France,..the. English Labor Party, and the Russian[ Communists. Where these men> -acid these groups have differed has been as to the extent to which this doc- trine should be carried out, and as to what means its advocates should use in attaining it. The radical or left wing of the various groups has always insisted that the medium of. the ballot box was altogether too slow and too far beyond their con- trol; and that therefore the only sure way of "destroying the tryanny of capitalism" was by way of "direct action," or revolution. The modier- ates, on the other hand, including Karl Marx himself, hoped that the. de- sired result could be attained without1 bloodshed, 'destruction, and terror, through educating the masses in thej socialistic doctrines, by showing them I that there was still left one type of serfdom, and that it was in their own power to change the existing.ed-j onomic order by electing such men to governmental offices as would fin- ally and gradually bring about the necessary reforms, in the respective lands. There are many reasons which lead a rational and unbiassed person to feel that the moderate view, for the attainment of socialism is the.- only feasible one. Perhaps the chief rea- son lies in the inherent conservation j ----- . r ............ ALSO SELECTED COMEDIES, WEEKLIES AND NOVELTIES To You, Jase, My Boy. (With Apologies to Nobody) j Ive taken my fun where I've found it. I've chuckled and laughed in my tirhle. I'ye heard, read, and seen some good, ;jestersE On stage, page, and in pantomime. Good humor has been an obsession; I've cracked a, few wise ones myself. Buit T no Toifgermile; mirth is not tnor ny'StyIe. - I've put laughter away on the shelf. The reason -f6 this is a good one. The cause of it all makes me weep. And ,really now ,Cowles dear, how could one Blame me for my gloom dark and deep? For one year I've been reading yourj column Seeking, and hoping to see, Just one bit of fun, even one decent pun. But alast It was never to be! I have read "'Rclls" for fun-and can't find it. C(God knows that it is hard to find!) From your "col" I've a permanent, headache, And other. aches, diff'ringin kind. So I pray day and night that young Nubbins Will decide to start the next year anew, And (though. I know it's no use) I hqpe he'll refuse To learn about humor from you. The Deacon's Cousin. * * * the Daily. But we have a plan to{ p l l tlllllll1111t11tilt!1111111 review the darn thing in proof, if we can manage to swipe it, and foil the dog Bacon. I know he has one article which is a symposium written 2 G O L Fan dTU by a bunch of high school kids on what they think they are going to find at Michigan. Pretty weak today. (Chance for fifteen bright bennies to holler woddya mean today!) Which is what is called snatching the words out of a person's K mouth.-O Mr. Jason Cowles BOTH ENDS -_ _0 iE DIACONAL - - =I lt'''''''f!I!E{I? f tri{l 111111I t ill11ItItII !u3IItlhIf11111{1 fmire' CAMPUS OPINION BE A LEADER To The Editor:- Being interested in the Fresh Air Camp, I would like to express an opinion, borne of experience, of that institution. My connection with the camp actually began last summer, when I served in the capacity of a leader, but my interest has been sin- cere since the founding of the camp three years ago. From a temporary site accommodating less than a hun- dred boys, and having no real con- veniences, the camp has grown to accommodate five hundred boys, and 170 acres of the most beautiful camp- ing ground in, the state, with more than a mile and a half of shore line. One permanent building has been erected and more are to follow this summer. The camp possesses a radio outfit, four rowboats, an outboard boat motor, and 'two cars, besides a library and complete sporting goods stock. These are some of the physical advantages. But these, I should say, are the minor attractions of the in- stitution. Anyone would I think, be sold on the camp proposition as a summer's recreation after merely seo- ing the grounds, but I should like to speak of the invisible factor which makes the camp more than just a' resort. It is easy to imagine the feeling that a "greenf" leader feels when the first load of leathernecked kids ar- rives at the camp. The very bottom falls,out ofhis stomach, so to speak, and by the time a- hundred . arab , laden with niscellaneous bundles are swarming' ver the lot one wonders DETROIT UNITED LINES EAST BOUND Limiteds: 6 a. m., 1Q A, im. and every two home to'9:10 v. m. Express: 7 a. m., 8 a. m. and e-., v two uours to 8 V. m. Loc ?s: 7 a. i., 855 a. in. and every tyvo hours to 8.66 p.in., 11 p. m. Tc Ypsilanut only, 11:41, p. m., 12:25 a. m. and 1:15 a. m. . ~WENT BOUhD Limiteds: 8:47 a. m. and every two hours to b:i'i p. m, Express (making local stopsi: 9:5 a. m. and every two hours to 9:50 p. . Lora s: 7:50 a. m., IZ:10 a. M. x I 4 .. . . . r ..n" "" " . 1 a E IIl 'IIS~d!fil il1i83f~ iSIi IilIIl Ill tlll lli tl sPSIIIIII lI¢PIlfP11llPIPIl i I IP '; MBLU-BOOK NOW v04your pre-fina exams are here, a good Place to your blu.-books is at the STUDNS SUPPLY STORE I 11 1 1 .F UNIVERSITY AVE. ' tl1 !lIISIlIIIIl~bllln.i;II 1'' I i - Iil i im ll) l l['1IIt~ IIi i IIf II DI Ii lli flll lill ll ll t l, Whee Vii ou Go . Decorajn Day? If yo haven't quite dcdd,. now is the time to look over the attractiv:c offer made Lyou on Millinery. P 32Y A EVEHITZ 32,9 SOUTaMAIN l= a1+11cS8E~bk4C~G3S8 !an l~tllid~kt3G99 tlla l lIlIII::l!!!iIPltllillillllll: Patronize the Daily advertisers MAY . M T. W. '4 11 18 R$ 12 19 26 4; 13 29 27 7. 14 21 28 T. 1 22 29 F. 16 23 10 S. 17 24 31 I Art-Lovers Notice . Dear Jase:- ONE OF HIS BROTHERS is all out of joint in yesterday's article to the effect that I had given up the pen. I merely told you that POISON IVY would 'have its last time as a nom-de- plume. See? I'm cured of POISON IVY. I've, had enough of that name. I am looking for .a better one. But as,. fo- giving 'up poetry-as long as "bear' rhymes with "rare" and "straw" with "raw?'I shall continue to write poetry. POISON IVY SIf the exa nis are luring your re - gular contributions from their line of duty you may run this poem. If, on the other hand, your cohorts are maintaining, as all perfect ladies and true gents should, an aloofness from such in-consequental distractions you may scatter these lines, after the man- nor'of Shelly, to the various winds: 4I..believe it is a translation from Swat ina, ODE TO A DYING LETTUCE LEAF Spent, darkening sprig 6f life, Whither now? Palid streaks twixt blackened splot- ches- Life has gone. Miserable you lie On China bier In Grecian mausoleum, Whither now? REVIVAL OF THE PANAMA HAT By laboratory test the Panama H'Ia is found to be the 'coolest to say nothing of its being the most coma fortable hat for summer wear. Thi probably accounts more than any. thing else for therevival of the Pana ma and the fact that it is being worn this year by the best dressers at Palm Beach and other resorts. The im porters repont an unparalleled de" mand for the Panama. The following are laboratory tests of temperatur taken after wearing the Panama, Sof Felt and Straw Sailor in the sun fo two hours: Panama coolest, temperature 77. Soft Felt next, temperature.....79.> Straw Sailor hottest, temp. .. 86.( We clean, bleach and reblock Pana ias, Leghorns, Bankoks and all kind of straw hats according to regula factory methods. We use no acids We do only High Class Factory Work See Us For Your .t Y n - g ,e , t- r 9 7 r . Nettleton Shoes : . a= t '6 ! Ol, r' t 4 , o Q OD C . ... p i ' 0 .. O i i -4?. ti-_ 'i In bkk~ calfskir, and tan smooth Also in viking calf. of humankind. It takes a.thousand.. years to do away with feudalism, it. costs a hundred million lives to do away with the theory of the Divine Right of Kings. Centuries roll by before we have religious toleration. Even yet races are persecuted be- cause of creed or color. What, then, is the likelihood of the early arrivat of a system which must be founded on a fundamental change of human nature, human selfishness, and human. individualism? If men protest so vig- orously against a resonable tax levy, how, much more so will they growl and show their teeth at any attempt towards wholesale confiscation of pri- vate propetry by the state? The fail- ire of such an attempt in Russia is a vivid argument as to the futility, of a sudden attempt. Prof. Robinson has well summed up the matter when he .says: "We are just a few days, away from our caudal-appendaged an- cestors. 'It was only yesterday that man ate his brother and clubbed his neighbors into insensibility." Only an hour ago or so, we may add, did the rabble crucify a certain Nazar- ene for his socialistic preachings. Let us, therefore, wait awhile before we hoist the flag of human altruism upon the staff. The mark of the naked caveman is still upon us. if there will be any controlling them- In - the first ten minutes there are kids wadingekids swarming about the kitchen, kids looking for a place to Sput their eothes; in fact, they are all over> tI camp. However, one shriek of a whistle does the business, and ten minutes finds them assigned to tents, and opening their bundles for inspection. An amiable le der, howsoever "green" can easily n'ake friends with a kid who doesn't :nowv where to go next. It is a revelation to anyone to see the .change that comes over the group in an h wr. From a lot of profane .litti vaga- bonds they are transformel into (comparatively speaking) saints. I can see no explanation for this; I only kinow that it is true. I wonder where a man could learn so much human nature in two weeks as among .kids who never have had a chance to play fair. A man with a little tact and good nature can become a hero overnight and reniain one forever in the minds of a hun- dred boys. le can, if he uses his "bean," do little favors for the hoys that will influence them deeply. l3oys at the formative period are easily :_ F ,' -. , ,I ., :; i I w Panama Hat Our prices are' RIGHT because we secure the woven hats direct fron the importers and block and trim them right in our own factory. FACTORY HAT STORE 617 Packard St. Phone 17,92 (Where l). U. _1. Stops at State) hr's Shoe Store DdlwN'rOVwN 108 . NA $:2~.50 M.11 Your bloom of health and useful- ness Was the snapping of a twig In the forest of time. Whither now,, Thou garland fair Of a thousand (1000) salads-? t Frail sylph of the garden- You have done. No hand will bear thee tenderly To the earth whence you came Whiles choirs "of angels sing Tristftil laments And organs. liquid notes Cool our burning hearts. "In with the refuse Thou half dead thing - -" REG The gem at the top of the col, ladies and gentlemen, is a pearl of great price. To get it, we had to make two separate trips to the Ma- jestic theatre, interview four people, and make a special excursion to the operating room. The problem was, to., bet the exact warding. We refused to believe that "Every rushing system has its ob- stacles-Yost," reads a headline in the Leland Stanford University paper. We thought that Fielding H. Yost was expressing himself on football, but instead it was Dean Mary Yost, of Stanford, discussing sorority rush- ing. impressed by the unusual, and good treatment to most of them is unusual. Any man, or men, who would like to see the site, can do so by look- ing up Lewie Reim ann at Lane Hall. There will be students going out near- ly every day to help set up camp. It is an investment worth investigat- ing Costs nothing, gives an unusual sidelight on boy nature, develops men physically and mentally and morally, and is one of the best services a Michigan man can render humanity. --C. A. Stevens, '26. THIS AFTERNOON: Paul White- man, himself, and his orchestra at 3 o'clock in Hill Auditorium. MASQUES, a review by Marion Bar- ' Three playlets in verse not too ob- vious, in Sarah Caswell Angell hall. What is more, it rhymed, a fact' which was called to our attention after every situation or two. That is a re- lief in our generation 'of- free verse. First, there was a quaint thing about Gretna Green, in which a damsel, a sweet, dainty damsel, elopes; next, an I- I-- - - ash~~A .. ,' > ", '}R F ORMA L SHOWIING OF THE NEWEST' DOBBS STRA WS I I, I I :entdy on the campus ballot the us expressed itself assfavoring ~ering section and it is on the of this that the Student cil and the athletic association been able to make an arrange-I for a cheering section next fall. now up to male students of the 1 1 t 9 The money that the Olympic team, from America 'will'require to'take 'to the water would amount to no little pocketbook for a few of Michigan's students who are in need as the year draws to its close. Only wishes are in order at this time however. - there wasn't. something about news-,C reel in it til we 'were shown on the film,. Anyhow, there it is, soyou'd better enjfoy it. W. S., anent the recent May Fes- tival, writes: "What are we going to do about the musical situation.1 CowlesY It's really a serious matter. With jazz in possession of halls and our homes, and Choreographic poems dominating the concert stage, where is an ordinary fellow going to go to .. ... , ..F, ,.. . .d. .:. f ., ... ' .° I I" , a ,. , .,. " Direct from Fifth A vne has arrived the last creation in straw hats. c rownsand wide brimis Is ilhe dictate of Fashion A unique feature I I :dstinguishes a DOBBS strata is its comfortable' lexibility. When the oval is 'disturbed by an unusual shaped bead there is no ursightly gaping of the braid. A 'A A> 'A> '5 A> A~ x'i A> ~ A>' ' A >~ >7' A' ) The Student Council has been busy again. The seats on the fifty-yard line have been retained for the mo- Wear a DOBBS stray and enjoy the comfort of a soft hat.