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range of his interests, and the deep minds at last to a fact accomplished, T
nsight of his thought. that their obligations must be re-A E
'ljhe speech that Professor Stuart 'kgarded as no longer capable of eva- OE F
P. Sherman gave on "Towards an sion. And that is a significant de-
many students to read more of his question. HAVE COME TO
critical essays on the American col- TOlWN
lege student. He brought to the cam- THE THIRD PARTY FROST
Arriving tat the office at a late
pus such an array of original ob- Apparently any effective movement
servations and conclusions as few for a third party has been abandoned. hour -yesterday afternoon, we were
other speakers have given this year. -Mr. Coolidge seems to be good enough greeted with the news that Herelu
A large part of the Freshmen in for a great many of the usually rest- Hunt, former business manager of the
,he University at least have wondered less; good enough for the farmers Summer Michigan Daily, was in town
it the free and easy style of Robert in a great many states; good enough with a string of mischievous kiddies.
Frost's poetry. The fresh and spon- for Farm-Labor statesmen, unless Mr. And sure enough, when we got up- 1
taneou4 overflow of words startles LaFollette should attempt a trial of stairs, there he stood, both arms
one. The friendly conversational at- his powers. Senator Borah, the in- around a couple of the darlingest
titude that Mr. Frost adopted toward dependent Progressive, looms up as looking little fellows you ever hope
his listeners showed, as nothing else a tower of strength for the Repub- to lay eyes on.
could, who the poet was, behind the licans. Senator Brookhart, whose term Hello Cowles, says Herelu. I want
"Birches." expires next March, also proclaims you to meet my boys. Pleased ta
In a similar way a dozen other himself a Republican. Although he meetcha, we said, and shook hands
writers of importance have introduced has cavorted. and divagated copiously, with the cherubs. It developed that
the personal element into our know- he seems to know on which side his Herelu, now on the faculty of some
ledge of their books. This intimate- political bread is buttered. On the jolly high school on the Great .Lakes
contact has made it a matter of per- whole, it looks like a quiet election, frontier, had brought these boys down
sonal interest that a thorough in- to the conference of the Michigan in-
vestigation be made of every new book terscholastic Press Association, and
hey publish. 1 that they were going to the banquet,
_ _ _EDITORIAL COMMENT ,nd that they were looking forward
THE POSTAL SALARY 111. - -.---_ __I o hearing Cowlesy Wowlesy give an
Under'amendments ' to the Postal THE CUSSEDNESS OF CUSSING dress the next morning. (That's
Unde amedmens today).
Salary Bill adopted by the house Post (The Daily Cardinal) And then when we told them that
Office committee recently, increased If students possessed neither breed- we had fully intended to give the
compensations would be granted to ing nor culture, belonged to the, great address but that we found out at the
third and fourth class postmasters unwashed, and had no more sense last minute that we had a class at
and rural mail carriers. The total of propriety and decency than the that hour, they broke down and wept.
amount that the salary increase to veriest of common laborers reared in And Herelu, like the good father that
the fourth class postmasters would the worst of environments, it would he is, wiped their eyes and noses and
necessitate has been estimated at be quite different. But students do led them away......
$1,900,000. The increase to rural mail possess culture and breeding, though
carriers would yield them an increase there are moments when one doubts TODAY'S MAIL
of $300 a year. ~this, and have a good sense of pro- Dear Jason:-
The problem as it would boo viewed per conduct, though often underex- Try this on your banjo.
is not how much would the amount ercised. The individual most easily Some people swear and some people
of increased pay mean per year to reaches this conclusion by listening cuss.
each individual, but how completely to the conversations that take place. Some people pet and some people
would these respective increases go on the campus and in the Latin quar- fuss,
in making the salary which these ter. and noting the super-abundance Some people are stout and some
government employees will finally re-,of profanity. Not that an occasional people are fat,
ceive just compensation for their damn" or "hell" or even worse now Some people talk and some people
work. and then is unforgiveably wrong, for blat,
At present, rural carriers receive it is not. A blue-tinged word now and Some people motor and some people
a flat salary of $1,000 a year. The then may quite easily be asserted as ride,"
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I3INEss MANAGER
A RENCE 1. AVR1
. E. L. D nne
Perry T. ayden
. W. Roesser
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.Lawrence 'ierce
Assistants
lmpbell N. I. Holland
tplan M. L. Ireland
mpion larold A. Marks
in Myron Paker
Dexter A. J. Seidman
-Finn Geo. A. Stracke
Fox R. C. Winter
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PRIDAY, MAY 9, 1924
klitor-PHILIP M. WAGNWER
)ISPLACED ARDOR
are a great many things for
ichigan and her students have
ised. There are some few
6h they have been severely
I. Among the latter few can
. the false idea of class honor
it which generally manifests
out this time of the year.'
sophomore seems imbued
idea that the only way he
W loyalty to his class is to
ne poor freshman and have
h peanuts along the muddy
nd then aid in taking that
shman to the Huron to wash
That is not Michigan spirit,
rule.
freshman seems imbued with
ry that the only way he can
s loyalty to his class is to
putting a dirty rag on the
ie university flagpole, a spot
I to the flag of his own
The fact that his class will
pay some seventy-five dollars
te that little trick is pulled
bear no weight.
and tomorrow the two un-
s meet in the annual Spring
> determine which one is su-
That is the time and place
s support and spirit, not in
nig episodes that seem to be
necessary.
be best class win, but may
ss win fairly and squarely,
no honor or respect due the'
he cheat.
MAN BEHIND THE BOOK
ersonality of the man who
e book adds a great deal to
tiveness and forcefulness of
: itself. Some writers have
kable faculty of placing the
Af their personality on the
iage. But in numerous cases
cult for the reader to picture
t kind of a man the author
L He is, for many, just a
voice over the telephone.
arbor audiences have been
y fortunate this year in hav-
opportunity to become ac-
with thA min and wmenp
DETROT UNITED LIKES
EAST BOUND
Lmiteds: S a. m., 9:1 a. M. nd
every two hou; to 9:10 p. in.
Express: 7 a. m., 8 a, m. and ev.*
two hours to 8 V. m.
Locals: 7 a. m., 8:55 a. m. and.,
every two hours to 8:55 p. m.,,
11 p. m. To Ypsilan' only, 11:44t
p. m., 12:25 a. m. and 1:15 a. m.
WEST BOUMD -
Liniteds: 8:47 a. m. and every two
hours to b: 4, p. M.
Express (making local stops): 9: 6U
a. Si. and every two hours to 9:60
p. M.
Locals: 7:50 a. m., 12:10 a. i.
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NOTICE
FELT HAT SALE
In order to close out all Spring
Felt bats before Strawt Hat time
we are making the following sac-
rifices:
All $3.50 Hats Now.......$3.00
All 4.00 Hats Now ......3.50
All 4150Hats 'Now......3.75
All 5.00 Hats Now... .. .L25
Lots of Large Sizes
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12'tray their worth but not their cost.
They betray the fact that they' re made
by a master-makern-win the lit acon
the shoulders, the long body-free cut,
the ftneness of the stitching, the. -i
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-heyt tr ay the tthat h e'e made
by matermr i hefG ron
amendment would allow them an ex-
tra fee of four cents a mile. Con-
sidering that most mail carriers must
either drive a machine or a horse and
buggy, one could hardly think that
the salary could allow a man a sub-
stantial livelihood. Indeed, it reminds
one of thel poor copy clerk who so
often appears in Russian fiction.
No matter how conservative tho
mail carrier may be, the cost of the
up-keep for a horse or a machine
must necessarily be from $5 to $10
per week. An exceedingly large sum
cannot possibly be left to the mail
carrier after this amount is sub-
tracted from his pay.
The increased compensation which
would be granted to third and fourth.
class'postmasters would allow an in-
crease of $100 a year in' their salary
and would provide for a scale of
clerk hire allowances ranging from
$240 to $1,600 a year, based on re-
ceipts of the offices and the pay of
the postmasters.
it is often asserted that a republic'
will more or less expect its labor to
be done for a mediocre salary. If
this be true of some republics, it
hould never be permitted to be true
>f the United States. The substantial
increase may be great, but the totalI
amount which these men wjll re-
ceive even after the increase is
granted them can hardly be called
splendid. As the salary of these men
stand today, one cannot help but say
that tt).p medidcre compensation is
true in this case even of the United
States. Surely this country shoulds
efface any such verdict against her-
self, and at the sarme time allow these
'uen a salary which is but due them.
GLEANINGS
BL .E.j>
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gooa or ie peal C UDSLU w,
and there is nothing so very wrong
about it.
But when the names of the Savior
and of the Deity are invoked re-
peatedly in ordinary friendly conver-
sation, something is wrong. When1
strong oaths and obscene words are'
used for introductory expletives for
sentence after sentence, when every
change of interest, attention, surprise,
dislike, pleasure, and every other
quality of conversation is marked by.
profanity, surely something is lacking
in the way, of good conduct. To be
sure, the use of profanity is always
a matter of Individual taste, but evenl
so, that fact does not license the in-
dividual to thrust his profanity upon
the attenion of others, as is too much
Sthe case now. There is neither sense
nor good taste in the continual use
of profanity; it lends neither strength
nor character to one's utterances; it
marks, rather, a weakness and a
slavishness to a silly habit.
Some people weep and some people
cry,
Some people masticate and some
people chew,
Now I ask you 'frankly.-
Which one are you?
D'ING
(To fix me jake with you, Jase,
this isn't at all personal. Just sort1
of as questionaire to the student body
at large, you know.)
MORE MAIL
Dear Mr. Jason Cowles:--
Being an admirer of your colun
I am writing to make you the follow-
ing short sentence as an offering:
Spring being here as it is, and in
everyone's blood, that time worn ex-
pression "In spring a young man's
fancy..." has accurred to everytcdy
I imagine, and inasmuch as this is
the age of progression I would like
to offer the following variation: k
"During the vernal equinox, a pu-
bescent individual's idiosyncrasies de-
velop a propensity toward amorous
cogitations."
No rights are reserved upon the
above song and if at any time youl
need miaterial simply as a filler, you
are at liberty to set it to music and1
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THE NEW REICISTAG
The news from Berlin may be pre-
mature, but it looks now as though'
the Dawes plan had better prospects
than ever of being made effective. The,
coalition of the Socialist, Centrists,
Democrats, and People's Party will
give a narrow parliamentary major-
ity of ten to twenty votes to the four
parties definitely pledged to accept-I
ance of the Dawes report; but the
Nationalists, now second in strength
to the Socialists, are not altogether
hostile to the plan, and by direct sup-
port or abstention from voting can
make possible the two-thirds major-
ity necessary for putting throughl
some of the expert's recommenda-
tions.
The election as a whole vindicates
the spirit of responsibility among the
I erman nannl and shows thnt h thc
IN A Ilse 'it.
Yours till death do us part,
Linn C Doyle.
"INTERNATIONAI NIGHT," -a re-
view by Robert Mansfield. Well Linn, old boy, your stuff came
Playing before a large audience in . i(t its time. If it had come any day
Hill auditorium last night, Cosmo- but yesterday it never would have
politan club of the I versity of got in the paper. Put seeing as how
Michigan presented their nnual pro-Iyoi admire the 1col. and all that,
duction "International Night Enter- we run it anyhow. Much obliged.
tainment." The entire main floor of * * *
the auditorium was filled, and the Best Thing In the Mail
entertainment proved itself worthy of__
the patronage which it enjoyed. The Board in Control of Student
The opening scene, laid on the is- Publications
land of Oolooz in the South PacificiP u tona
was - humorous and caught the inter- invites you to a
est of the audience from the start. Student Publications Banquet
Perhaps the only unfortunate circum- to be held in the
stance of the evening was the first Assembly Hall of the Michigan Union}
of the main acts, a scene from Rabin- at 6 p.m. Wednesday, May 14, 1924.
dranath Tagore's play "Chitra." C Dr. Robert Bridges, Poet Laureate
Bern Ing, '25, in the role of a Chin-- of England will be the special
ese H arry Lauder w as one of the hits seng and questb oft h os or.
of the evening. His impersonation speaker and quest of honor.
was clever, and his stage presence ex- ; A ticket for' admission to the ban-
ceptionally good. quet is ready for you at the Board,
Johann Rorick, '24D, proved himself office in the Press Building, and you
possessed of an excellent voice as he are asked to call for it at your
sang the South African "Song of ex o
Victory." He was recalled to the earliest convenience if you expect to
stage, and while his announcement attend.
did not reach my ears, the encore
which he sang was splendidly done. The doggy little invitation is all
The Alpine} sextette, lacking one done in elegant script. What of it.
member,eappearedin due time, butINothink.
either due to the absence of its sixth I* *,
member or some bronchial trouble
were not consistenly in harmony with It is, as you might have guessed,
one znother. just 22 minutes since we sat down
Madame Nina Lapteva in the Barin- to get out this column. We are out
ya, or dance of the 16th century Rus- to break a speed record, and if our
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dance showed renarkable talent. The is that as soon as we finish we are
Gopak dancers, trained by Madame o ta
lapteva presented the Gopak or folk -tg over to the Arc and take in
dance of present day Ukraine. The this here now Hunchback fillum that
dance was only mediocre, but the) Vic Hugo is putting on over there.
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