THE MICH-IG AN DAILY 4W1Y4O Y.:. Ih nlpW YYl l w l lM W M NEWSPAPER OF TH ;RSIT2Y OF ?MICHIGA2N every morning except Mond¢ Iniversity year by the Board .udent Publications. A Western Conference Editori lz at the postoffice at Ann Arb< s second class matter. Special rah granted by Third Assistant Pos eral. ion by carrier, $3.50; by mai Ann Arbor Press Building, -Ma! Editorials 2414 ama ,X76-11;Bus inThe Daily3 or. Upon requef cant will ber cjmL1fnu1nJ lentiai. EDITORIAL STAFF iePb tics, 2141 and 176-Mf M(ANAGING EDITOR HARRY D. HGSY itor.................Rob% iB. Ta Board Chairman.. . .It. C. Morani or............... J. C. Garlinghou Night Editors iles A. B. Connable. jr. Clara 'I. l;. Fiske I'. M. Wagner 4itor............... Ralph N. .Ilya Editor............Winona Ilibba: ditor............... Ruth A. flowi City Editor..Kenneth C. Kell~ ~iichigari News Bureau.RK. G. Ram~s SEditor...Robert B. Ilenderst Assistants arley lElizabeth Lieberroan 'rkmnan it1. S. IM'ansfield> icknell E. C. flack Boxer Verenia Moran rowu Harold Moore ,onra~i C~a~l hlitacher avis Andrew lPropp'er .hrlich blarie Reed ernamberg Reg:ina Reichmann- rtller Ldwarie Schraudcr Heath C. A. Stevens 'nry WV. I1. Stonemnan liouseworth 'Marjorie, Sweet ine Fredleric G. Telmnos Karnin N. 1i. Thai Keil ,W. 1. Walthour :ndAU He. (-man Wise, F' le. ax ,1, Vii' roger .~ IITSINESS STAIF TePj;jhonle { ) B3USINESS MANAGER LAU1RENCE H. FAVRQ'1 . . .. .. . .. Perry b1. la'd( n . . . . . . . . . . ..W . Hoess . . . . . . . . .I . .l 17 1. l a L ,n............... ....C. Pur- noo.. .. . . . .Lawrence Pien Assistants apioh "Harold 'A. Marks lin ~ B,,ron. Parker~ Dexter A. J. Seidmnan Finn Geo. A. Straekc, Fox R. C. WVinter aight In the case of the Navy department,! pair of flannel pants like the Cowles ~the investigation of the Teapot Dome I'wear which haven't arrived yet? == nd, llied scandals has not been the Caligula E only subject of publicity. There has i Just about enough, I should say. been a great deal of criticism of the (AL6O' Mr. Jason Cowles ay condition of the navy Itself. Such ! HLUN' in experts as Admiral Goontz and Wil- f4HOT WINGS' -liam B. Shearer, who has invented a Loigtruhhedysm i o ~ ALTcCDX~" ial ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ C M U number of important naval appliances, o tg unw fndhi:j~ JA1k .JLI..U1 spay th4 the naivy is pxowhere near smtigfny efn hs n the°° tpengt pF cr~bed xby.the Wash- AN AR3 ]LYAKR.- lSe aixJon tore ce ;for the limitation III1OI of naval ,armament. They say that -M B1.I XETDT O-~oTeEio:~ 11,, kXT This article ; s ddressed to you, the personnel is disorganized and in- LC efficient, that it is overburdend wth I' MNEY FT1 AT baEAST FOUR the aerage mal s(4'dent in 'te Uni- st cxiiers t fat theje lanipol, equip- TI TS Tversiy' of 1ibgan, the zmnain who .i mti id ft4 bsj Mn.o IAND MAIL W ITH OWN ORDER. sings he " itirs' " and. the ="Maize 3imrtntlr'ofgrgtst" ships,'they s y,e not W'e debated long asto .hether this and Blu~e' in ta fervent manner al- aty orcri 'gtosa;otin 0 ePsonie , nall plaantrybeinigpu, though ' he h n ev~rlearned tIhe last Sty' ngagng a enem in attl. yxnus,by the officers of the Society. verse. -You ae. the one who basts -All this criticism is to be welcomed. We finally decided,. that it was. just of Michigan's 'athletic superiority- 0Itogttbrn reut.Iiso-ia contribution, You are the erson who 'razzes the a t ogt.obigrsls ti b team when it loses, or seeks to find st, vious that until there Is another dis- { e. armament conference our navy should S P 0OR T S an alibi. Moreover, the largest con- -be kept up to the strength which was Once more the eyes of the sporting tribution tat yo , the average male agred uon n te Wshigto traty wold ocu onAnnArbr. heystudent who is not weighed down by agred uon n th Wahinton reay. orldfocs o AnnArbr. heyscholastic troubles or other serious There could be no better time than do it just once a year-at the sea-caegiisavalo. theprsen fr tiscriicsm o ro son of the annual Daily-Garg ball You are aware that Michigan has aI out. A new secretary has just taken gm nafwdy h eotr takta rbteyuogtt up the Naval portfolio, and promisesgae Inafwdyth rpoes rr to give his department a shake-up. will be barging in from the New Pie aware of this fact. I saw you on ,t~ He promises to stop., the flow of oil York olteChcgIead the campus Monday morning bemoan- scnaticese Wo fiiny . xmnr, the D Chricagoe, nding the fact that Michigan at present scanalto ncrasetheeffciecy L l~amierthe'Dero~ Tiesanddid not have a track team of as high the personnel, to bring about'a clqsei from the other great jounals of the desk Bad' caliber as Illinois. Did it ever occur' co-operation between 'the d" k d copiitryr. The ssociated 'Press 'man el's mrals and the f~eet off~cers to save. has eIe~n onthe ground for 'a week, oyu htth ~ep~i4t.Io ir , o this condition rests on you? D you eli money-in-. other words to do just( Ann Arbor will swell overnight likeknwttouof sudtbdya ;ay whtteciisaeakn i ~ or little Shelby, Montana. fanksk SEVEN THOUSAN male students ;of.1111 II tued in Ma he dniruetnofelthes e-a willbest. Popcorn stands will spring r 1 ordinary, good, healtil And lpyscal, .tured xithediretio o th e~ up in swarris. Trents will be' pnt "u capacity,' the track team Mla been able; vigilat, criics. Ito ~accprtnodae the crowds.' It 'wi. Ito draw only FIF TY-O NE candidtes 7 .c e the nuts. rD ot nwta ny:T S. C. A. to care~ for freshmen' in Areadr the Dal has een induilg- D o nwta nyTIT- -rasri1~ 1ng 'in secret , ratc I. awig THREi> of these "men are what mniht eptdmlrbeads a "ai'headlix e atc. Flown he be called regular cnddates, men who There will undoubtedly be a few¢ precedent f yars Managing 'Editor wr u eual? hsqeto seniors who will be willing to place 'Hoey will mount the hill for the jour- as probably not interested you. themselves under the same care at nealists, and he is expected Ito twirl Despite a scarcity of material Coach~ about the same time, if not a bit elegant ball, having starred in the Farrell has developed a team that earlier. Intramural League since entering the, Big ob Trrwho illprobably surpasses anything in the University.BiBbTrwo ilI country, with the exception of Illinois -WE GROW SLOWLY appear as the remaining half of the' and Stanford. It is remarkable t',at Everyone is familiar with the pop'. Daily battery, was known in his hey- IMihigan 'is where she is' in track andI tar argument that the easiest way i day in the Mint Iceague as "Tarr the I field athletics. Illinois has so large snake a thing odious is to make it com- t Tiger," not only on account of hisI a squad that she occasionally has to pulsory and those who are continually terrible temper, but also because of~ "cut" it. Coach Farrell has never Iadvocating the abolition of allre his habit of never shaving for two ctamnfo i qa.Clfr ,ie raits uponI unversity Iltetsreve weesIe .A d 'mal{ gamy: T rr Js en lse --~ of nia has a track team composed of 5e r' : po~umyt r~s ht:as~ ~~ le~e~~ athree hindred'and fifty en. Seen- se they, are mxiw -#mature men and wo- Ide-rl sums t~e w-babbn hi .7"O Imnan il -ek"adprue1 lat-,with Stanford last Saturday. Iowal 'c ih hnswtotaypaternalhiA 'k and Nebraska have more than' twvo ctn g your rmoney. . '. - -- '- _We'll do eeyhn we cl Q. find : e~actly what you x an.St)ck'; wi1 1i ansacked until- we 'have you- satisfied Not a bit. You must be plea sed. That is the way we do business. c "Secrvice for Patronage Since 1886" - SCHILENKER'S HRD AR SPhone 554 213-215 W. Liberty St. Paz~tronize lDaily AKlv rtisem-s.-A 'lv" 1P'.roni 6 Dzday Advertl em'$-Adv. ,, Ch< Mv. A. ,13 THO'RSDAY, MAY 9, 1924 f~hlt Editor--EDGAR H. AILES -- R~1,S-ER prominent government offici ,e said that "democracy means nc ng unless the people vote."- Tb re philosophy applies to studen itics-and it is impossible to vot bout registering. The ,booths o campus will be open today am sorrow, for the 'purpose of enroll :Michigan's voters. Every studen luld see that his name in on tha t is not thcese interested in th Aidates personally, those 'of organ Ifraternities and sororities, thos o are active in the life of the can whmo will be absent. It is tli dated groups of students who wil feit their opportunity to select t~i lers of the campus next yeas my an election has been swun; the small independent, vote; th .didate 'who receives this suppor L factor to be reckoned with. iscussion groups are great aids it ging out the vote. National pol1 rate among the most popular sub :s of debate on the campus. Wh, include student politics also it exclusive category? Althougl laps not so important as the tradi gal "sex, morality and religion" si valent at every university, tb+ stion of student leadership is a >t of absorbing interest. Whc uld be president of the Union ry Michigan man should help de that to his own satisfaction, a nid in the meantime, registratiai ,s are today and Friday. "On t( nls" is a noular warcrv thes S ' atrize Dl~aly Adivert1se r,,L.-Al No. ;")2"-11W ig~tij Union se I-. TH problem of pro- vding cool dre-,sses thekide inim - wtimo if'bhas Sledi ' -the new models nowi { oWV stock. Core in and - let us .,how you. - "Evrythii~for lte - ... l. u' I 4 'NiChelsArea de - - ~Phone '-3R Openi Saturday Evenlin s I Menus hei Foes up m ore warn Arcadefe~ } ... ......... -__ ._....,.,r...,, .,. i evil. 5, Vie can, of its own initiative, manifest1 ______________ some interest in the things of. the prim~ ~anes wich tartto- ind, all our boasted civilization amid 'wil b anthr ocason orliberal education is a sham and, a ough and tumble-and a few delusion. The reception diccordeal that without which no col- ! these famous men may be regarded as is complete, Indeed not! a pretty accurate barometer, of the _________________state of campus intelligence We have, sprig hee i earestthein, one sense, experimented with edum- th cation freed from the evil of coercion pulr vcaton s aythng utnd found that the students are not ______________yet ready for such independence. [JUITY FOR THE NAVY Until they can prove their fitness for R the freedom they seek, their demands isn't anything like a good f or it are simply laughable. for the watch was still running. Then, with a shudder, it stopped. aI turned it upsidedown. It went. I cautiously reversed it. It stopped. I reverently. bore it to the jeweler, a mighty- tm'an who ;inows the ways and maeans of a watch's little inwards. Well, he said, of course you can see that the second hand is just about as far off center as it can' be. Oh, I muttered, I hadn't notiped that. He tickled the hair spring. It fell out. The uffgeblasen is broke, he said, that right there will cost you two dollars and a half. Oh, I said. He went on: sing three +songs, Mtwo-of them Russian and the othQr the famous "Two Grona- diers" of Schumann. Tickets for the performanece arle on sale today at the State street bookstores. and in the main corridor of-the University library. THE ANNUAL SPRING TRNY-OUTS! for Comedy Club will be held tomor- row from three to five o'clock' and! Saturday from nine to twelve-in the*I auditorium of Newberry Hall. All mentally and physically fit students# of the university are eligible for membership. re chiange with the As the ternperatute wve serve more and i-weather foods,. I.An ature you'll enjoy Un:J