THE MICHIGAN DAILY E' THE except Monday by the Board in aference Editorial' ciated Press is exclusively en- use for republication of all news rtdited' to it o!' not otherwise, hi paper and the Cal news p("; it. t the po0toafice at Ann Arbi) . see ud 1ass r,~ter. p(Ctll r+te "rat. ~n by carrier, $4p0; by nll nn Arbor Press Iuilding, May tditoril, 214 an '7%6-M; Lusi mmnrnfiatiOlS, noA exsceding 300 )t o; 11 bnifire p li ha.. h Diy ~~~~~I~ oAtc~~itr j e equst ol communicant wil be ye- phonies, 2414 atnd 1760.M IANAG NG EDiTOR HARRY D. IIQEY Night Edaors A I;. Ct nah., Jr. itr V> en ho in Assiat i, R. S e ne ield Veen Mran k,1;1old Moore rad Carl Ohhnacher 6.Ae Hyde Perce is Andrew Propper Marie Reed amberg Regina Reichmann er Edmarie Schrauder leath C. A. Stevens y t W. 1I. Stoneman ouseworth Marjorie Sweet Frederic G. Telmos tmin N. R. Thal eil W. J. Walthour aic lIerman Wise LAWS AND MORALS Icou pla Spread of mental disease is more OA TLL everyb dangerous in the United States than And ofmntldieseiamr T CoSER u, the most formidable epidemic. Ten So w years ago it was the Pollyana phil- ,G D EEING game. osophy that gained ground in this MISS GINSBERG But, country and worked havoc. Then rain be conty gThis man Bloom, until today play- didn't came the ravages of the Saturday ing at the Majestic Theater across thethr' Evening Post from whose attack thesthere'sr country has not yet completely re- street, was something marvelous in covered. And now we have with us the way of a vaudeville attraction, we Dr. Frank Craneism. assert. We are heartily supported in The philosophy and wisdom ex- this opinion by our colleague and ad pounded by the eminent doctor reach sd thousands each day though syndica- mirer Caligula, as well as by count- tion. The country is flooded with less other persons too numerous to 1 A wise saws and a butter-won't-melt- mention. A in-my-mouth attitude of mind. Verily The art of Mr. Bloom was the de- To The Dr. Frank Crane rivals tuberculosis. ilightful mean between the so-called The F His latest spasm is an outcry at the low comedy and the newly discovered one ' lack of justice n the world. Corm- bug-house or cuckoo school of humor. toward :.enting on te conviction of Ander- With great subtlety he passes from stOfl, a~ ConipiCUtio m11mbW and le-. one train of thought to another- ,r of an organization tO the much as a man attempting to jour- top. If liquor tra ic, he rhetorically inquire,. ney from the Grand Central in New He's 'It is a nice qJuCstiOn 01 hw w3'1!h- York over to East Orange has to only ha being a m-re layman anld wrItae s o I juhp from one train to another at game l cutitot preton l toe( ide whi h r iOi' Tim 1s quare. (Which is rather a ample gery in the tljird degree 1s an~y w( ."aL way to drag the proper metro- rd tan rum running in .lie ;ti' egree. .it tmosphere into the review.) rude 1 In other words. Dr. Crane buliseVx Tu continue w. ithl Ir. Bloom, however, ing b innings and then they'll give ("t[litlll1ii1 l1 lllltliiltli11111 t611111l l d i11 lflilllllillllfillilfi[Illlllilllltt1111 dy rain checks. Caligula says That's a good wrles._ e dec led to go to the ballGE GOLS aidTEN 10"SUP as you all know, it began to efore the ball game, so we go after all. But o' course'= no use cryin' over spilt milk. Mr. Jason Cowles. GAHAMB"" 7 AMPUS OPINION BOTH ENDS O1 THE DIAGONAL. __.___19_t___#__tI t iiuI IU II l illliIVItiIHtHlltltHidtiii l l tiJ l lHuj i il iiii a i i i n i i u9RE00 1 WAY WITH CHEERING Editor: Friday issue of The Daily finds 24L" deploring the mov9ment organized cheering here at n. Organized cheering is peg- you know what he means. right, don't you think? We ve to hark back to the Marine ast fall to have a horrible ex- of organized cheering. 'I'hose eathernecks with their bellow- ul-dog" yell were so nauseat- ;I " i ) i! r that hecaine the Vrin 11.0 01 1 r:m ... x t. may take as an example of his ning exists, it is al inliiC to n moethod the scene in which he does vict a im.an of forgery. eipecially when te chiropractor, in which he is con- that gentleman "t engage in hunting nundiy hauling in material that has j down rum runners. Let im lorge, no possible connection with chiro- says the doctor, as long as he catches praxy, but which evidently fit right rum runners. Logic indeed. into the general tone of the scene. He says, for instance, right out of a The organizers of the Coolidge club clear, chiropractic sky, "We have two must be having a difficult time trying sizes, the fifty and the seventy-five." to fool the professional politicians of And shor ly after he adds, "We also the University. All together; every do hemstitching." man for himself is their motto Mr. Bloom will certainly never see I T1- NESS STAFF Telepbone 960 INESS MANAGER RENCE H. FAVROl . I. L. D'nne ..... .Perry M. Hayden .W. Roesser . H. E, Rose .1. L. liale ......C. Purdv .Lawrence Pierce p1. THE CECIL RHODES YARDSTICK Cecil Rhodes, in laying down the conditions for obtaining the Rhodes scholarships, gave a definition which deserves attention in this connection. The clause in his will reads: "My desire being that the students who shall be elected to the scholar- ships shall not b3 merely bookworms, I 'direct that in the election of a stu- dent to a scholarship regard shall bel had to (1).his literary and scholastic ' attainments; (2) his fondness for and success in manly outdoor sports such as cricket, football and the like; (3) his qualities of manhood, truth, cour- age, devotion to duty, sympathy for and protection of the weak, kindliness, unselfishness and fellowship. and (4) his exhibition during school days of moral force of character and of in- stincts to lead and to take an in-, terest in his schoolmates, for those latter attributes will be likely in after life to guide him to esteem the per- formance of public duties as' his highest aim." These provisions might well be ap-1 this review, and even if he should, it is hardly likely that he will be much affected by the lowly, humble Cowles -but just the same, we think his act would be improved if he gave the cave man scene second and saved the Englishman for the last one. We are aware that mechanical difficulties1 would arise if he should attempt to follow our kindly counsel, but still we think it would be worth it. MORE OF JUNIUS ingly vulgar. My word! Very Siwash, and that sort of thing. We must get away from such dis- gusting barbarism here at the darling old maize-and-blue institution. Let us make it traditional to form little tea parties for the big games. Instead of giving Michigan Locomotives, and all of that rot, one would sit back and sip one's tea, and murmur, "Isn't Rockwell a perfectly priceless qua'tah, though? And should the team be so fortunate as to make a touch-1 down, it would be permissible to utter quite distinctly such expressions as "Cheerio," "Righto," and "Topping." Not in a loud, hoarse, coarse manner of course, but with just enough gusto so that one's party would realize that one had the true old Michigan spirit. And all that. Of course, it would never do to be heard across the field. That ! would be no-end bourgois. So let's away with all this vulgar shouting! Let's make the big games what they should be, a social funs- tion. What ho! And all of that jolly DETROIT UNiTED LINES EAST BOUND Limiteds: 5 a. m., 9:1" a. m. and every two ho:w to 9:10 p. m. Express: 7 a. m., 8 a. m. and er ' two bours to 8 p. m. Locals: 7 a. m., 8:55 a. m, and .every two hours to 8:56 p. m., 11 p. n. To Ypsilan'1 only, 11:4 p. m;i., 12:26 a. mn. and 1:15 P,. in.~ WEST BOUND Linmite.s: 8:47 a. m. and every two hours to : Ti p. m. 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And here 'while you held me up as a quick-gushing, unblushing, four- flushing liar-LIAR!-I was hope- lessly sacrificing all to bring a deleri- ous wreck, the shell of a dazzling pen twister, none other than Junius, back to life. And you, ungrateful and hard, you doubted me. Oh! Do you wonder I am cut to the quick? This morning , while at Pluribus bedside, the doc., a plump, kindly man entered. "How's the sick man," he i! i r rot. (All together now.........) J. B. S. '25 , 39 lt 11tilltl i Rl 81 [16 lI tll Rllf lll ililfillllllll'l a - Er , raved or Primte " ATS1- .ncJ rs shznid place their orde ncw and rcc-ive prompt servi Plate and 100 cards $3.00 u 100 cards from your plate $2. 17 Nickels Acade Stationery and Typewviter d TIE TTMIAPEI .DyD.T s ers ce up 00 Chiropodist and Orthopedist 737 Nrth UJinvusrt Phone2 65 ADRIAN-ANN ARBORM"Si N I Central Thne (Slow Time) Leave Chamber of Commerce Week Days Sin days 6:45 a. m. 6:4 5 a. M. =2:45 P . in-.45Pn. - 4 iJ. ~J ELLIOT'T, P.coprie~or Phon~e 926-M Adrian. MrirI. .ILL Editor-ROBERT G. RAMSAY LOSE FOOTBALL SEATS ever the main purpose of ath- at the University is, students omplained in, large numbers all that football tickets havel .stributed so as to give the best to alumni and other visitors' ere not connected with the uni- In order to correct this con- and the opinion of unfair dis- rn which was held by many un- duates, an arrangement was two years ago providing that :s should receive seats at foot- Imes by class preference and 1 freshman should sit in the! tand. arr'angement has not proven ly successful, the complaint of seating still persists in a great- ess degree. Many of the com- however, are without founda- rdT'r to assure undergraduates I seats. therefore, a plan is now way for giving one ticket in' ith stand to each student who for it. These seats would be ited by class preference, in from the center of the field. is asking extra tickets besides e in the central section, which be linited entirely to students, receive them in another part of nds. Students wishing to sit om-student friends and not ap- for the single seat in the block would be seated accord- class preference on' each side central block in the South Alumni and visitors would be in any remaining seats on the f the South stand, in the en- est stand, and in the North plan as outlined is now being red by the Athletic authorities having been approved by the t council. Its value lies in the on that all students who so would be given one good seat South stand. An arrangement kind would place a solid body .ents in the center of the field uld facilitate the work of the g squad, it would assure stu- of good seats, and it would ut the criticism of the alumni plied to the selection of men for our beamed, rubbing his palms.. own colleges. "He IS housed!" snickered thej nurse. She was coy, oh! so coy! 1 What deep feeling about mother and Junius writhed at this bald one. father the florists have developed over Then in an undertone the doctor the winter. And all the embryo Ed- asked, "Is the liquor I prescribed die Guests turn their thoughts into helping him?". verse. "Yes," cooed the nurse, "His spirits are rising, once safely down." ju-"Well, Mr. Unum," said doe. cheer- ___/_ _°_I fully, "Your case is' coming fine!" The hell it is, doc.," growled Jun- GAM NGSJ us, "It's damn near empty. Make the next one Bourbon!" This was well By A.E. P. 'punctuated with hics.' "Why should you stay in bed?" pur- . red doc. after a short examination. Yardsticks at Northwestern "You are in good shape now. Get - - up, man, get busy, and do something. Many colleges and Universities, Physical exercise, mental effort-'sall evidently having reached the point you need. Good day!" And out he where they can no longer extend the swooped. privilege of entrance to any pros- "June old man," I gushed, "You pective students who may desire to 'can write for Cowles! I'll get the continue their academic endeavors, paper and ink!" So he began his are on the lookout for a yardstick to article. Due to his weakness, it pro- measure human qualifications. North- gresses slowly, but what I have seen western University announces a new of it is 0. K. and a K. 0. Man but plan. he can sling the ink! So by Sunday, According to this plan an applicant, perhaps, if you are not too caustic, upon seeking admission, must submit too vituperative, to the approval of university authori- Your martyred co-worker, whom ties testimonials of reliable origin as you shall know as, to the degree of perseverance, men- Prometheus. (Unbound abridged tal alertness, promptness, and accur- edition). acy which may be his, and likewise P. S. Unknown to you I snuck to an account of his extra-curricular 'your lair and watched you work to- activities and an opinion on his per- night. Take car4 for like the M-fob, sonality. Obviously the plan is not I am always on the watch. only ridiculous but undemocratic. To' As ever P. define these more or less vague qualm- ties is difficult; imagine an applicant L A U D being refused because of his evident I This department has spoken often. lack of perseverance, notwithstanding, of the Home of All Michigan Men- the fact that he has passed the college sometimes in praise, often in blame. entrance examinations. The scheme But in. the final analysis, the Union presents excellent opportunity for has a raison d'etre-and it is a fine abuse. one. We have decided, after an in- MAN AND SUPERMAN, a review by | Robert B. Henderson There is no one like Shaw. There is nothing so refreshing and intel- lectually delightful than Shavian comedy. His plays are packed with all the typical ingrediants of a cer- tain success and just enough of his own peculiar brand of profound moral satire-Scotch-Irish Presbyterian that he is!-to make his audiences mad and enthusiastic by turns. Of all the con- temporary dramatists he must be the surest author to become flattered as the greatest interpreter of our age. At eleven o'clock last evening the performance of "Man and Superman" was still a distance from its final curtain, and so it was necessary to miss the remarkable conclusion that this article might go to press. But the production was not a minute too long-it could have run into the morn- ing without boring the audience-and what I was able to see was more than adequate: it was a faithful picture of Shaw's purpose. even more than that, it was a remarkable opportunity for the Cleveland players. Carl Reid as the modern Don Juan, named John Tanner for the occasion, gave a perfect interpretation of his part. So often it is the tendency of the more sentimental directors to. soften Shaw's characterizations and degrade them to the images of a silly eccentric old man. Emphatically Mr. Reid and Mr. McConnel forbid such a blunder, and the play as a result emerged as an intensely vital and fascinating composition. The productions of the Repertory Theatre, of course will be continued next year. Unquestionably, even in a few seasons, the organlization wiRl shortly be able to continue each num- ber from a single performance to three or four presentations. Soon the students as well as the faculty will overcome their eternal apathy to- wards such excellent work, and the venture will take on distinctly un- usual magnitude. THE FRENCH PLAYS, reviewed by Robert G. Ramsay. Moliere's satirical comedy, "Lel Medecin Malgre Lui" and Tristan's "L'Anglais tel qu'on le parle" were presented by the Cercle Francais Fri-j day night in their annual productionI on the campus. The Moliere play, naturally a brilliant comedy, suffered{ from a slowness of action which mayI be accountable to the fact that the actors were using language entirely foreign to them. I would not attempt to find fault with their diction or pro- nunciation; that is the task of a Vinnn inorxntr ai irnil a p Springtime foods? They're all here, superbly prepared, tastily served. You'll find them on our Sunday dinner menu. The usual low prices Arcade Cafej Ups tars, N e ickeIs Arc - Q~ QUALITY.O Q vA IOI P. S. House Paint -And At Harvard At Harvard there is a growing senti- ment that preference be given to the sons of Harvard men seeking ad- mission to the college. In a sense, however, this suggestion is an un- warranted, reflection on the calibre of the sons of the Crimson. 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