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SUNDAY, APRIL 27, 1924
ht Editor-ROBERT G. RAMSAY
SWINGING THE CANE
Following a custom made sacred
by an old tradition, senior students
of the U.niversity will parade today
wearing the distinctive class canes.
The tradition has come down to the
seniors of 1924 from the earliest class-
es of the University and is reminis-
cent of the days when the pickets of
the campus fence furnished walking
sticks for the dignified senior. The
custom is one of the prettiest and most
popular of all the functions which
mark the declining days of the senior's
college course.
Today is the day which the Student
council has set for opening the cane
season. The cane is a badge of sen-
iordom, a distinction and an honor.
During the few days left of school
life, the senior may bear with him
this badge of victory and achieve-
en t.
While the popularity of the walking
stick as a mark of the senior during
the spring days is unquestioned, the
possibility of advancing the opening
of the cane season to the early fall is
one which many students consider
quite favorably. Such a change in the
prevailing custom would make the
walking stick a badge of seniority
throughout the year and lend a still
more dignified air to the business.
THE AMERICAN CHEMICAL SO.
CIETY
The meeting of the American Chem-
ical Society at Washington brings to
the attention of the public a group
of men who generally labor unherald-
ed..
IT SNOWED 48
AND BOX
A few days ago we read this article
in Vanity Fair about the bug-house1
or cuckoo school ofthumorists, and
this hunks up top quoted as an illus-
tration of the work of Bugs Baer, a
pioneer in the new school. Ever
since we read it, we've been saying it
all cjay long, and so our circle of ac-!
qIaintance, one and all of whom have!
also read the article in Vanty Fair,
have asked me to run it in the col and
be done with it.
It snowed 48 hours, man and boy.
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EDITORIAL COMMENT
KEEP IN STEP WITH PRORiESS
(The Daily Illini)
The 1924 presentation of tne annual
electrical show at the University
starts tonight. Students and the fa-
culty of the department of electrical 0
engineering have put the finishing A
touches to their displays and have'-
pronounced the stage all set for a great BOTH ENDS OF THE DIAGONAL
exhibition, which bids fair to exceed
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ginality.
ITho' virtu f% thim of this kir d
'e vir u Je of a J tng oL s113J L InU
lies in the fact that it is not techn-ical
but rather a collection of models of
numerous processes and inventions in
the electrical world, displayed by the
general public. With tthe help of vari-
ous industrial houses, many of whom
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This business of being an arbiter have sent extensive displays for the
of sporting questions, although it's occasion, the Gym Annex, the Elec-
undoubtedly one of the prerogatives- trical Engineering Liaboratory and the
naj, duties, of a cojyumist will, if we cars on the Universty spur have bcen
keep it up, wear us out. It's a strain. filled with countless devices that are
Vow there's the Tilden amateur I certain to interest everyone.
case, for instance. People are surely Probably the most interesting dis-
curious about Cowles' opinion on the play offered will be thc repre;enta-
mte. Do you think, dear Mr.paofeewilb hrer,;nt-
matter. ta yle rhllk, dar or tion of the complicated telephone ex-
Cowles, that Tilden really is a pro or change systems in operation in Chi-I
yt d he really isn't? cago and New York, which should
1y dear sir, (we make answer) throw a good deal of: light on the
ou, opinions on matters of profession-
al ism are likely to be sadly at oddsI many mysteries of teleephone opera-
with those of most of the liberals on tion.
this campus. We are convinced that 1Other outstanading features include
Mr. Tilden is a professional-because the showing of a new motion picture
he certainly could not persuade any films on gas and electricity recently re-
sane person to cough up money for a leased by the Illinolos Iight and Po-
short story by him if he were not wer corporation; the illustration of
shor stoy b himif h 'wre 'ot
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Tilden the champ. He might be able
Few people appreciate the work. oftortiesftnisathbuh
the chemist and few Americans pay to' critiques of tennis matches, but he
much attention to the services ren- certainly couldn't peddle tripe like the
story he wrote for the Cosmnopolitan.
dered by their own workers in thiss, tI
vast field of endeavor. The complexity Furshermorecw think shat allti
of modern life has, in a large mea- noisome stench about summer base-
sure, become pssil thergh tea- ball is the bunk. A guy that plays
knedge andpossible throughthe ball and gets paid for it in the summer
is just as much a professional as the s
cal profession. Industry is learning coal-heaver that heaves coal in the
to apply the knowledge of the chemist winter. And, being professionals, they j
to its processes; products of the soil . r
require the expert assistance of the tconInbetc.betc.
chemist before they are transformed ticipo et . etNSPIRATION"
into commodities of every-day life; NO. I
whenever nature's bounty is in danger "Can you look an honest man or a
of exhaustion, the chemist has ap- pure woman straight in the eye?"
plied himself in search of a substi- "Will a lonely deg fallow you in the
gre;theprores as deshachemialsti3et?" "Can you look into a puddle
grea progress as a rest of chemi by the wayside and see anything in the
research; the utilization of waste 'puddle but mudt?"
materials conies as a result of chemi- I look with pity and a great over-
cal applications; these are but a few weening sorrow on the youth of to-
of cheinistry's %ontributions which day and there comes to my mind
have raised the level of civilization stronger and stronger'each'daythat'if
and have increased the productive ca- asked these questions, they would an-
pacity of the'nation. : swer, NO! I think this answer speaks
All honor, therefore, is due the for itself, showing as it does the
chemist, and the annual meeting of I depths to which the youth today have !
the American Chemical Society must sInk in the eternal and loathsome
not pass unnoticed in the news of the quaginire of sin.
day. There cmcnes to my mind an anec-
jdote whichmay be regarded as hea-
FOR )YICIGAN veu-selnt in'its aptness to this subject.
There are a great many pronising A young Christian man -once saw a
youngsters in the old high School pura. young girl on the campus. It
"back home" who will graduate thi was in the middle of winter and the
walks were covered with patches of
June. A large percentage of them are ice.
the nmodern system oz printing tee-
graph messages, by which they are
typed at one station and appear at
their destination in printed form; a
miniature railway operated entirely
by electricity; and the running and
contrtol of an automobile by radio---
the latest development in its use.
Twin City residents and students at
the University are fortunate in hav-
ing an exhibition such as the annual
electrical show affords. Very few com-
munities are offered similar oppor-
tunities to get acquainted with scienti-
fic progress. With the admission
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charge nominal in view of the number
of features, the 1924 electrical show
should boast a record attendance this
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LAND AND THE
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UNITEDI
The future of humanity depends1
large measure upon a cordial re-
tionship between the United StatesR
d Great Britian, Premier Ramsay
acDonald declared in a message to
.e American Newspaper Publishers'
sociation, read in a speech by Sir
sme Howard, the British ambassa- j
>r, at New- York recently.
"I would like to feel that in salut-
g the American press I am saluting
powerful colleague in work which,f
head of the British government, I
ve very close at heart-namely: the
aintainence and strengthening of a
al undestanding between the Amer--
an and British peoples," Premier
acDonald said. "I have always held
rong opinions as to the value of
at understanding and the more I
,udy the present plight of the world
e more I feel that in the long run
e moral and material future of hu-
anityinust depend to no small ex-
nt upon a cordial friendship and a
nerosity of sentiment between our
ro nations. Never before in the his-
ry of the two countries have the of-
:lal relations been better than they
e now. They are marred by no out-
anding disputes. They are, on both
les of the Atlantic, in the. hands of
wverninents and ambassadors work-
g harmoniously together. But in
ese days international friendship is
t based upon official friendship
one. To be fruitful and enduring,
needs the sanction of popular sym-
"A CUROUS MISHAP," an old
Italian fa by Carlo Goldoni, will be
the third number in the Play Produc-
tion series presented 'by Professor
Hiolister i University. Hall. The
performance, which wll be offered
Thursday, May 1, w ll, be something
in the nature of a .nobro~v chaser to
the relatively serious melodrama of "A
Doll's Houe."
Written: ome three centuries ago
in opposit in to the improvisations ofj
the Comedia del' Arte, time has so,
mellowed its antagonism that today
it stands as the representative of this f
robust, slapstick method. Along with
Moliere and Sheridan it ranks as one
of the few masterpieces of ridiculous
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TRADE-MARK
RADIGL will protect th air
against the ravages ofc _'e
promote its growth, maint its
lustre and texture and kep th
hair and scalp appendages in a
normal, healthy condition.
RADIOL is a remedy for dand-
ruff, falling hair, eczema and
hopeless cases of scalp diseas-
es.
BEGIN now to get the benefit
of this tried preparation, that
has given men and women per-
manent and lasting results.
Radfol is a-ailable only in
trealment form at
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going to college and a surprisingly
large number of these know absolutet-1
ly nothing about colleges. They sim-
ply recognize the names, and usually
are well informed as to the standingI
of the football teams. Of the real is- !
sues of college life tey are ignorant.+
During the summer vacations the}
men atr Michgan will be back onceI
more n, the old home town. Whilel
there they will be doing a service to
The young lady slipped and fell on
the treacherous ice. She sat their in
a somewhat untidy attitude expect-
ing the young man to come to her
rescue. The young man passed, took j
one scandalized glance at her un-
conventional posture, drew his shock-
ed eyes away and placing his eyes on{
the distant horizon walked steadfast-
ly away.
"Discurteous churl," she reproach-
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film)Gar, ns clane
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film. Garmet ceae
i~i t sty clan lnger
Michig'an and a greater service to ed his fast disappearing form, "Are
their high school friends if they take you blind?"
a few minutes of their valuable tiie "No I am a member of the Y. M. C.
to explain colleges, their aims, ideals, A. and Students Christian Associa-
and relative merits in the fields ip tion," he said.
which the prospective university stu- Now' this .only goes to show the
dents are interested. high moral character and rigid stan-
It is not necessary to coax men dards of conduct, that, yet prevail in
to come to Michigan. If it is to their i this horrible sea of infamy called the
greater iadvantage to attend some University like a chaste and unspotted
other section of the country, there isj land in a sea of wickedness and sin.
no reason why they should come to Iis young man placed his MODESTY
Ann Arbor. The difficulty lies in the and MORAL CLEANLINESS above the
fact that the high school boy does not prompting of mere gallantry!
know where his interest lies. He ..earing the end of this article I'
will be glad to know what Michigan am assailed with doubts as to its pop-
offers, whether he decides to accept ularity, among the students, here.
her advantages or not. Showing young men how to live a
A better understanding between the
universities and the high schools
would be of great benefit to both, and
the most natural and practical way
fto incn ro +l'.c. tinfIA rc- ,t n i, l
eO snsure b gsun ersJ ~nu ng 151
hiese statements made by the great through the medium of the high school
lish leader are of the type for alumni who are the present Michigan
ch Premier MacDonald has already almnit
>me famous. They are straight-_
yard and right from the shoulder, Iatest reports from Paris indcate
ling being hi'dden or kept from that the French prefer that Great Bri-
.t. The sincerity is never ques- tian should not pay her debts to the
ed and it is of the best. They are United States, thereby relievingj
cal MacDonald utterances and will France of an unjust implication.
)mplish, both immediately and re-
ely, far more than any number of "We are facing a period of unem-
and complicated diplomatic at- ployment," said Senator Medill Mc-'
pts for better relationships be- Cormick in the Senate. Did he mean
en nations. Not that Premier Mac ( the country as a whole or the Senate
ald would ever, think of working in particular?
other way than he has and does;
nobler and purer life, is seldom appre-
dated. But I shall be satisfied if
orzy- one man, through these stories
Sandcomments, is able to live better
because of them. I like to think, that
some student, poring over his studies
some night at a late hour, will glance
at my effort here and receiving an
inspiration from these printed words,
will be persuaded to live a cleaner,
a higher and a sweeter life.
If this article is received with, at
leant, interest, on the campus and the
young men and women here are not
so far lost to the Devil as to disdain
in their callowness, uplifting words,
I shall write more-as often as my
soul dictates.
-BEEZLEBUB.
and impossible burlesque.,
The story centers around the eter-
nal pair of parted lovers, a fat, bub-
ling Dutch father of the party of the
first part, the oily, irascible is( r, i
and the ,chemin g ladic, ' imaid, xNho
arranges al the complications of the
plot and wajar the final curtain care-
fully smooths thei out aga u: with
the lovers re-united, the villian terri-
bly in disgrace, and the Dutchman
"Godblessing" everyone.
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LE CERCLE FRANCAIS will pro-
sent the annual French play, this year
"Le Medecin Malgrc Lui" with "L'An-I
glais Tel Qu'on Le Parle" as a cur-
tain-raiser;(spelling and accents I
agues excepted), Friday evening, May
2, in Sarah Caswell Angell Hall.
The Moliere play, "The Doctor In
Spite of Himself," is undoubtedly
I among the author's greatest composi-
tions along with "George landin'
and "The Learned Ladies," and sirni-
larly among the world's greatest far-
ces. It is fairly packed with every
kind of horse-play and hokum so pop-
ular during that period, but at the
same time filled with a satire that1
itches and kills.
The companion coiedy, more or
less freely translated as "French
Without a .Master," is distinctly mod-
ern by way of contrast and of the
fluffiest, rost inconsequential mater-f
ial. A couple, as yet unmarried, have
run away to Paris only to fall into
every kind of complication through
an interpreter whosesknowledge of
IEnglish ends with "Yes" and "No."
It might be advisable to add for the
sake of those who hope to look in-
telligent at the performance that
there is an excellent, though very
free, translation of "Le Medecin
BLUE BIRD
HAIR SHOP
NICKE2LS ARCADE"
Thos eating here will tell
you frankly that you cannot
find such excellent food at
such low prices elsewhere in
town. And they're quie right
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rather it is known that other na-
s, and some of them the neigh-
s of England, are wont to work1
For the first time in history, the In case you haven't seen it, the
Danish cabinet has a women member. questions that lead off Beelzebub's
Her name is Nina Bang. No doubt she story are lifted from a brochure en-{
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