THE MICHIGAN DAILY MARCH 30, 1924 SUNDAY, C NEWSPAPER OF THE ERSITY OF MICHIGAN every morning except Monday University year by the Board in Student Publications. tof Western Conference Editorial ociated Press is exclusively en- use for~ republication of ail news credited to it or not otherwise this paper and the local news pub- in. at the poston ce at Ann Arbor, s secon c lasoatter. Special rate granted by T~hird .assistant Post- eral. on by carrier, $3.so; by mail, Ann Arbor Press 13uilding, May- Editorial, 2414 an 1'6-Ml; Busi- nn-miunications. not ex cedin 300 be published in ThieDaily at on of the Editor. Upon request, y of communicant will be re- confidential. Now that Russia is at last assum- ing a possible attitude which would A L make her recognition plausible, and, at the same time safe, for the general M welfare of the country, the situation should be considered with all pos- HAIL To t sible expediency, and, if possible, Rus- DENIZENS! fit sia should be allowed to once more tion resume her natural places among the Yesterday afternoon a new society e va afh was born on this campus, already 1e I. . A CAMPUS OPINION I . l i I INA - NOW ran Nk -mm I : EDITORIAL STAFF lephones, 2414 and 176-1 MANAGING EDITOR HARRY D. HOEY. itor..................Rcbt. B. Tarr Board Chairman....R. C. Morarity or..............J. C. Garlinghouse Night Editors les A. B. Connable, Jr. Clark T. E. Fiskej P. M. Wagner nLation t Uothe wor. The time has come when the world should begin to realize that by its action it is isolating not only a na- tion of millions of people and denying the right to a reestablishment of nor- mal conditions, but is also Injuring itself because, the sooner Russia is recognized and the world is able to, obtain the use of its vast resources, the quicker normal conditions can be established in general. Nor do Russia's suggestions bear the stamp that she is not realizing the entire situation, or that she is yet bigoted in some manner. "Rus- sia's peace program involves four main points" states the Christian Science Monitor. 1. Parallel disarmament agree- ments between various states. 2. The basing of armaments up- on the size of the population and the resources of the countries con-1 concerned.1 3. The fixing of military bud- gets of all .states and compelling the disbandment of all irregular forces. 4. The creation between neigh- boring states of demilitarized frontier zones subject to inspec- tion by mixed commissions. After a close examination of these policies, the soundness of Russia's at- titude must be admitted. If her re- swarming with them. But this new one is pretty hot. The name of it is DENIZENS-the Aristophanes chap- ter of Denizens, national humor se- cret society. Here are some of the choice sentences from the Constitu- tion, as drawn up by the charter mem- ber. There shall-be as many officers as members of the chapter- Membership is restricted unalter- ably to four members. Meetings shall be held at stated in- tervals. A publicity director, shall be ap- pointed to issue information to the press. Special meetings may be called upon presentation of a petition signed by one member. The purpose of the club shall be :e- cret. After the constitution had been accepted and ratified with much cheer- ing by the quorum, the club went in- to committe of the whole and elected Cowles publicity director. It will be his duties to publish the minutes of the society on every occasion when a meeting takes place. This is respect- fully submitted. havi ses: Ne ever hav Ur Dail give .. ... ._ _ .. _ t., . _... _ _ _svs.av he Editor: has just been called to my atten- that my name was among those d on a petition requesting len- y for a certain man charged with iug intoxicating liquor in his pos- ion. o petition of the above nature wss presented to me nor would I e signed it had it been. pon looking up the article in The y, I notice that the name there n is C. C. Edmunds-my name, AMPOd tiraham"s w 0 0 Stores I t c r '3 "f t kn w rl r , -c .r...............Ralph N. liers litor............Winona Hibbard r..............Ruth A. Howell tv Editor.: .: :nieth C. Kellar _higan News Bureau. R. G. Ramisay iditor......Robert B. Henderson Assistants nan E. C. Mackt nell Verena Moran :er hlarold Moore n Carl Ohlmacher Cote 11rde perce is Andlrew Pro p per ich Regina leichxnann r ~E nlarie Schraud x~ useworth C. A. Stevens W .I.Stneman trai Marie Reed Ill N. R. Thal {er N Y J. Walthour iebermannHerman Wise THE FABLE OF THE PHYSICIAN AND THE GIANT cognition is as yet considered some- A giant one day was afflicted with what1impossible, in view of what her admisio to he eage wold eanblood pressure, and called upon a phy- dmission to the league would mean 1,. ii in to bleed him so that li ecmild however, is spelled with an o insteada )f a u. --C. C. Edmonds. Assistant Professor of Commerce andf Industry. To the Editor: There is hardly a student who wouldI not care to see a closer intimacy of the proper type between the students and the faculty, because he feels that such an intimacy would greatly insure to his benefit. This year approximately twenty faculty members have been visiting fraternity houses where they discuss with the students subjects of common, current interest. These meetings have on the average taken place weekly for about five weeks. The majority of the fraternities which the faculty men have visited report that there is a distinct need for these discussions, that they should be carried on next year on a broader scale, and that they offer an unusually tangible benefit to the students. They open a way of understanding to the students of what those who teach them are thinking and just how exceptional they are as friends. A number of students have recent-' ly suggested that a faculty-student mixer be held at which both faculty men and students might lay aside all formality and meet on a common plane. The faculty members might give short plays in which they could show the students what they were as human beings and companions. The students might shake hands with the men and make a personal acquaint- ance with them; they might have rep- resentative campus leaders give short talks. The whole meeting might be one essentially to break down any barriers of misunderstanding between the student and the faculty members and to effect between the learner and the teacher bounds; of sympathy andE understanding. Why should the Student Christian association or the Union. not hold such a mixer, or why should these two organizaticns not combine to put such a project across? DETROIT UNITED LINES EAST BOUND Limiteds: 6 a. m., 9:10 a. m. and every two hours to 9:10 p. m. Express: 7 a. m., 8 a, m. and evwy two hours to 8 p. m. Locals: 7 a. mt., 8:55 a. mn. and every two hours to 8:56'p. mn., 11 p. m. To Ypsllantu only, 11:4 p. In., 12:25 a. m. and 1:15 a. . WEST BOUND Limiteds: 8:47 a. m. and every two hours to 8:47 p. m. Express (making local stops): 9:51 a. ra. and every two hours to 9:50 p. M. Locals: 7:50 a. m., 12:1 a. n. Iq Do Yu Want to feel at Home? G ET YOUROTTLE FR EE BY BR INGING. YOU R CAR D TO MARCH i ADRIAN-ANN AIB41 BUS LINE Central 'Tipe (Slow TI re) Leave Ckramhrr of Corirnierce Week Days St Inays 6:45a. M. 6.45 a. m. 1245 p.m. - p.m. 4:45 r-p. JAi, H. ELLIOTT, P,,oprietor Phone (26-M Adrian. Mirh. 8 At T IV F 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 10 17 1S 19 020 21 22 23 24 2 ,20. 27 28 29 10 31 SPiIM HATS READY Save a i1ollar or lMore at (Jur Store high Class fork in Cleaning and Reblockluwg FACTORY hAT STORE C16 Packard St. Phone 1792, (Where 1). U. I. Stops at State) Then come' to the POLLY LITTLE TEA SHOP i t'. Read the Want Ads "U L ansfield _ BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 960 BUSINESS MANAGER LAURENCE H. FAVROT ng...... ........... E..Dnn -~ ~ -L- -u-nn". nth........... .....erry M. Hayden ag.....................W. -oesser .............H.E i Rose . .. ...... ...:.....l.114. L Hale do.. ...... Purdy S . ...........Lawrence--ierc Assistants amp ell N. V. Tolland 'aplaM IN.L. Ireland Lpion Harold A, Marks )in Byron Parker Dexter A. j. Seidman finn Ge. A. Stracke VOX I. C. Winter NDAY MARCII 30, 1924- gtEditor- OT. G. RAMSAY IS A JUST PUN8IMENT e ntly there have been several es c21 the 6ampus 'where, in the Qi of the University, it-has been e ry fr certain students to be iused. The right or wrong of the* sion is now qu'estioned; undoubt- , the disciplinary authorities act- or the good of Michigan. et. t:ere is room for argument,. ever, in the method of punishment ch was chosen. Just what good is Lved from expelling a man from Doo? It robs him of a chance to sli his education. It embitters him ,inst the world, and often leads him forget his trouble by making a 'se mistahe than the one which led il isinissal. Moreover, this form ptnishment hurts, most of all, en- 1y innocent people-the parents of student. Youth is triumphant; it ot utterly discouraged by misfor- es, but to older people, the dis- ce is a mortal blow, and is not soon Totten. fter all college men are young a. They sometimes are led in their 1 and enthusiasm to miake mistakes, n though with the best intentions. ittle quiet and sympathetic under- iding would do more to cure the htl out-cropping of evil han un- emonious dismissal. Where :there n opportunity to build a man by recting and building certain stan- ds, life at the University, if gene- conditions are what they should under the direction of faculty ds who are wise and sympathetic, nuch more effective than punish- it which tends to remove all the d influences in a man's life and kes toward the idea of punishment punishment's sake. RUSSIA NOW READY .ussia has given her answer to a lmunication sent her recently by to the world, every action should be I i at -'1-L l----- taken to bring about her acceptance as recover. soon as possible. "I shall have to cut you," said the physician, "with a knife a hundred ,THE MAN~t DEFINES THE II®R times as large as one used by human Recognition of scholarly worth is beings." indicated In the announcement of the "Never fear," replied the giant. "But recent action of the Boards of Regents I could crush you to death by the in appointing Associate Professor Wil- slightest pressure of my thumb." liam A. Frayer to a full professorship, The physician climbed on to the and Dr. Arthur S. Aiton to the position giant's shoulder, and hacked at his, of assistant -professor. The Univer- neck with an axe. sity may view this in pleasing con- "Aha!" laughed the giant, "so you trast with a similar action at a re- are using a needle to prick me?" cent meeting of the Board. The physician, however, drew blood,' Long considered by his students to and collected it in several pails which i be one of the most competent, and he let down to the earth on a ro'e. consistently successful teachers ca- "At present," said the physician, pable of imparting knowledge to the "your blood pressure should be re- student mind, Professor Frayer right- duced by six pails of blood." ly has been awarded the highest tri- "It is not enough," said the giant,' bute which can be accorded him by "my veins are still pounding. Cutl an insti ution of higher learning. His me again, and fear nothing, remember- ability as a scholar of history is note- ing that I could snap you in two withi worthy, but it is his capability as a iy front teeth." teacher that has brought to him the The physician climbed up the other title of full professor. Dr. Aiton in shoulder and, having made 1 now his short stay as a member of the wound with a pick-axe, r'emoved faculty has given evidence of his twelve pails of the giant's blood. scholarly attainments, making his ap- "Now," said the physician, "I ad-I pointment to the rank of assistant vise you to lie down and fall asleep, professor also a point for commenda- for so only will your blood pressure be tion. further reduced."' Such careful selection, in making "I consent," replied the giant. "Do future recommendations will undoubt- anything with me, and know you can edly quell the recent criticisms of have you. way, though I could blow carelessness which have assailed ad- you over like a straw." ministrative authorities. The Univer- The giant lay down, and fell into sity should give its honors to those deep slumber. Then the physician who have proved themselves to be slyly cut him again, and drained half worthy if the title of professor is to of his blood away. When the giant, be considered in its proper light-as awoke, he could-not rise on account of a recognition of notable work in the his weakness. realm of scholastic achievment.. "Your blood pressure," said the phy-, sician, "is much reduced, and you need" Is Student Governnent a Success? not fear my knife, though a single That all depends on the individual de- stroke from it woul4 extinguish your i tir f nrt gtovernment. There - i Delicious Fudge Calee, Light Lunches-Our Specialties POLLY LITTLE TEA SHOPPE On Thayer, Just Back of H ill Auditorium E # . a F thqse .eant a Sunday deinr yo11 l jytai S t trurkcy d- 3 Baeyii. ham °,- Y 'rid 1] I i k,,.Laf, 1' -~ ~ - 4 *''C~Il.'-l1-k <- < -V.. m 7 TI TULq, Cafeteria, Up stafirs, Nickels"' A rca'de fntYon oI s~u en gvvra i. la are, at least, four current opinions as to the correct meaning of the term at Michigan. Fellow students, for the love of Venus, keep off any spot of grass you can find on the campus. Canes and caps and gowns are in order, so order now. STwenty-Five YearsI AgotMichzigan From the Files ,of the U. of 31. Daily, March 30, 1839 Last evening Dr. Dock delivered a lecture on the various theoretical ways in which malaria is carried. Postponment of the Junior social from the 28 until the 31 of March was necessitated because of a conflict with the Athletic association. The senior law class expressed spirited objections to President Egan's appointment of the class day commit- tee, contending that President Egan "I see," murmured the giant. "What are you going to do with all my blood? "That," replied the physician, "puz- zles myself." .-J. P. L. * * * HEARD ON THE DIAGONAL First she: (Quite obviously an ar- dent supporter of the "Know Your University Movement) My dear, do you know that since its beginning, the Medical school has used 35,000 stiffs? Isn't that stupendous! Second she: (not as cognizant of the little intimate details concerning the running of the University) How droll! Gaylord. * * * CIIINOISE I used to eat to a Chinese joint. Now I eat to an American place across the street Every day As I sit in the American place where I eat to Now I see The Chinese In their Chinese joint across the street (Where I USETA eat) And wistfully shake a Chinese tong At me "THE HOUR CLASS," it should be announced again, is to be presented this evening at 7:30 o'clock in the Presbyterian church, and again, that the general public is cordially and very freely invited. "T-E HOUR GLASS," ir undoubted- ly one of Yeats' most beautiful and striking plays, and Yeats', of course, is one of the most beautiful and striking dramatists of the day. It should, however, be made clear to those who hare not read the allegory that it contains none of sen- timental propaganda usually filling the average "religious" drama. It is simple, universal, and permeated with the primitive spirit that has made the author and his Irish Rennaissance famous. In the present production every at- tempt will be made to remove the per- formance from anything theatric: from footlights and paint'ed canvass, poppy lips and dividing curtains. In place of these there will be only a bare platform, a flood of lights, and dark- ness. And possibly, as a result, a new atmosphere may be created, starker but surely more in keeping with the requirements of the play. Obviously it is an interesting experi- ment to produce a play in a church, to bring the theater back to its "birth- place," but beyond that it is also a feeble venture into a new stagecraft, the kind of technique that Kenneth MacGowan hints at in his "The Thea- ter of To-morrow"- a bare stage, a powerful drama, and a quiet atmo- sphere . . . and a quiet audience. The cast of "The Hour Glass," in detail, includes Thomas Dasef as thel Wise Man, Anne Miller as Bridget, his wife,Hortense Hoad as the Angel, [Ruth Vermilyea as the First Child, A L- lxwwl .a I rK''t 'rn'lr .,.q :> xd