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r tunt ar by th Board in, Vote only once but be certain to vote A TRUSS It seldom occurs in the small world
of college journalism that an editorial
dembers of Western Conference Editorial MICHIGAN BROADI)ASTINfG Cowles announces to his admiring policy is reversed over night, and this
Mr. E. E. Dreese, of the electrical clientele that he loves them al , that perhaps due to two reasons. In the
het Associated Press is excati ely n engineering department, and the two they are all his Valentine. first place there are no real policies
led to the uae for republication of all niews niern eatet n h w
patches credited to it or not otherwis student3 who assisted him, are to be So, too, are i!l his con.r Uutorz . to reverse; in the second, incoming
ittescnnoige thi, paper and the local netsa pubborsm tfidheret erea-
e d therein.a{ heartily congratulated for taking the l eryone of omards mustaid theirfeetbeorea
initiativt. in constructing a Universityimstlaaebfr hy
Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, In, short, l1t_ can ;ay quite fairly to ink-uf alk a seyt
higan, as second class matter. Special rate radio broadcasting station. Michigan 1 think of anything to say.
postage granted by Third Assistant PostE has been unaccountably ,lax in fallow- the whole jolly world But the recent action of the Yale
ster ueneral. Thirdoffrasaustrikng clatras follow-
ubscription by carrier. $3.50; by mail'ing out this opportunity so eagerly Roses are red, News offers a striking contrast to the
f r-s: Ann Arbor Press Building, May grasped by its sister schools in the Violets are blue: jIgeneral rule.- And this again, perhaps,!
-d tit 24 6ig Ten and dozens of other institu-Sugar .= swefet, because the ground was prepared. The£
sn aditoril, 24a4 and 176.L Bis tin Te andnsmall throughout the And so are you. 1924 board had attempted a definite"
igned communications. not exceeding 300 country. The Daily through these ct l- And in case anyone suspects that policy of a nature calculated to under-j
Ids, will be published in The Daily at amns has often urged the building of this little poem is the work of Carolyn mine "paternalism" in the college. In
Oiscretion of the Editor. Upon reque.st,
identity of communicants will be re- such a plant and we take pleasure in Wells or any of our other distinguish- their farewell editorial they grieved
ded as confidential... crediting those to whom its completion ed contemporaries, we will be per- ! that paternalism was "still upon the
is due. fectly frank about it and say that it is throne" but prophesied hopefully that
EDIT AL STAFF Unilti the work of Robert Browning, and the time could not be far distant when
Telephones, 2414 and 170-N there was no simple method of reach- that the lines occur in Paracelsus. Yale would "progress to a system of
- :ng any large proportion of the almni * * * voluntary attendance at classes ani
MANAGING EDITOR outside of the expensive method of P A R A D E church." "Then," continued the edi-
HA RRY D. HOBEYItoil"w malokfradvop
HAR -Y D. HOEY personal mail circularizing. The radio It is the stylish thing to walk toral, "we may look for a develop-
-ws Editor.........m.....Robt. B. Tarr accomplishes this end at a compara- And hear cne's class mates duly talk: ment of individualism and bid a fond
itorialard Cairman..... C. MortatyAndbearnefarewell to the mold that stamps every
:y Editor...........J. G. Garlinghouse tively small cost and, in addition, To look quite wise and whisper low
Night Editors reaches thousands of others who are The very things one shouldn't know: Yale man alike." It was not perhaps
H. Ailey A. K. Connable not alumni but who are interested a very radical program; perhaps most
A. Billingron 1 . Z. iskee To laugh in a most knowing way of its radical features appeared in
irry C. Clark P. M. Wagner either as possible students or as resi- At every thing these young friends
ots Editor...... ..-Ralph N. Berdents of the State o0 Michigan. The their final editorial, yet it was strong
omt~n's Editor.......Winona Hibbard say-
legraph Editor...... ...-R. B. 'a" test programs broadcasted by Station To raise an eyebrow slightly here, enough to stir the incomig board to
inday Magazine Editor.... ..F. L. 'nde
isic Editor.. ...... Ruth A Howel WCBC have been heard all over th- And show you've got the meaningaatalysconservative reaction.
sistant City Editor- . KennethA r Klsr :country, showing the range of this ' Paternalism is the pabulum which
ector MIichiigan New Buxrea.. R. A. Ramsay conrsoigterneo hsclear:
equipment even in its present semi- he 1925 board craves. It counsels the
Elitorial Board e fisetaen ha To quickly scorn and loud deny university to constitute its monitors
u] Einstein. - man Wise finished stage. That you are innocent or shy. unoffrcil tecti e Is tots
Andrew Propper If the operators of the radio station In fact, to act like all you're worth unofficial detectives and assist the
Assistants I at oatlkealyur ot
A. ls R.tS Mansfield succeed in putting through their pro- The most sophisticate on earth. Federal Government in enforcing the
G. Baetckce R. S.-asil hems-ohsict nerh law. It stands for compulsory chapel.
N. Botrkman . C- Mack - ject of broadcasting play by play de- And if perchance when you're alone
-m cknellan xer . erbert Moran tails of coming athletic contests, they You think of them with stifled moan It urges Yale to continue as the "pro-
rar ~et Bjonine Harold Moorew- ducer of gentlemen in the highest
LAr -on Carl Ohimacher will do the greatest service to every- And smile to know that you are free ,, . .o
C" aRte yde P Rechmaerc one interested in Greater Michigan. Of all their stuff and sophistry sense. It demands lmtation of
trvl: Ehrlie Ediauie Schrouder By this means the whole country will What is the difference? You're numbers.
C. Finerle C. A. Stevens have the means of hearin in all the!ahead: All this is distinctly conservative,
oard Ball W. II Sonemansg,
j Henry It. R S'one freshness and excitement of the mo- They buy you musicsang and and as such may be open to praise or
inning 1{ouseworth Marie Reedme- ybu blame. But as conservatism it at least
r~thy K am n. N. R. Thai mentof play, the details of Michigan's bread;
ish Krugr W . .Wtrebler conquests and victories. Whether or They turn their whole minds inside merits praise for beig conservative.
izaheth Lieberman not they succeed in arranging to out. . j.Less can be said for its more con-
broadcast play by play returns, Mr. But never guess what you're about. structive "planks," urging: a course
BUSINESS STAFF Dreese says they hope at least to give 1. K on the Bible treated as literature, a
Telephone 960 the scores periodically throughout the * * * course in draimatic art-open to the uni-
* games. This plan is a good one We versity, and one or two more frater-
BUSINESS MANAGER hope that no obstacle will be left in CHOICE nity house3. Those suggestions, it
-LAURENCE 11. FAVRO"Thoetanoosclwilblftn
Sthe way of these men who have gone Nor Gold, the yellow fool, may be pardonable to observe, are
...E thed a taksmen he iiave whre Nor Power, his sullen tool, scarcely new to the Harvard mind,
ivertising......... ..- y. H nahead and taken the initiative where
:vertising.............,Percy V si. se te dBut Love, while moves the sun, which will immediately call up the
Sertising..........:....Wfeis KS.herer And Peace, when life is run. Iexistence, for better or worse, of Eng-
.c.o.n....A.-S--C-t-f-e Jongleur. lish 35, English 47, and the recentt
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Assistants
G. W. Campbell N. E. Holland
dlennie Caplan M. L. Ireland
Chas. Champion karold A. Marks.
Jonn Conlin Byron Parke
Louis M. Dexter .H. E. Rose
Joseph J. FIin A. J. Seidman
David A. Fox Will Weise
Lauren Haig tt ( . F'. White
U. L. Hale R. C. Winter
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 1924
.Night Editor-THOMAS E. FISKE

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BALLOTI
Readers are requested to checlk
heir approval of one of the fol-
Owing propositions in the Na-
onal College Referendum on
rohibition and mail this coupon
o the Editorial Department ofj
he Michigan Daily, Press Build- j
ig, Ann Arbor.j
1. I favor retention of the Pro- '
ibition amendment and Votstead
et as they now stand.
2. I favor modification of the
olstead act to permit the sale
f light wines and beers. I
3. I favor repeal of the pres- j
it Prohibition amendment. ¢
Name.............:......---
Address ..............Year...

In ignoring the resolution by which GOD'S EXAMS
the senate endeavored to dispose of COME EVERY DAY
Secretary of tle Navy Edwin Denby, : Will- You Flunk?
President Coolidge has demonstrated , These words were plastered all over
that he is not to be bull-dosed by the
legislators of the country in political Hent umnatin botr during te
poltialrecent examination 'interlude. 'We cer-
conspiracy against an official who has tainly hope they held as much relig-
as yet been proven guilty of no mis-h
as yt ben ro uilt ofno is-ious appeal for the campus-at-large
conduct in the fulfillment of his of- iosaplfrth cmu-tlrg
ciandfuctionsh, he demad - as they did for us. Mighty powerful
ficial functions. Defining the demand thought, that is. Think it over.
for resignation as a power vested: * * *
wholly in the Executive, and offering
as a suggestion to the Senate, the in- Conversation
ISHE: Read me the poem you wrote.
stigation of impeachment proceedings, S
Mr. Coolidge has placed Secretary I HE: Aw, you wouldn't understand
Mr. ooldgehasplacd screarythe words.
Denby in a position where he will att
least be given an opportunity to de- SHE: Oh I'm not so dumb as that.
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fend himself. We enter the lecture room of one
The Democratic bloc, members ofI
of our courses and sit down. Comes to
which have taken a united stand us a boloney with a bewildered look.
against the retention of Mr. Denby,'Sy ti ne,'s, hs hthyin?"
will undoubtedly find itself a bit Says this one: "Is this that hygiene
abashed when called upon to present * *,
a case against him in the Senate And it is certainly time something
chamber with that body sitting in the was said about the disgusting fellows
capacity of a jury. Their flat con- s who cheat in examinations. This in-
demnation of the Secretary and insist-famous vice is becoming far, far too
ent demands for his resignation, sub- prevalent on the campus. A bad thing.
stantiated by little factual evidence, These fellows who cheat-and it is
would soon weaken under the strain always the lowest element-should
of alasrholwsteemn-sol
rono Jo realize that it is not the University
Senator Johnson of California, de- th are fooling when they pass an
fending the resolution said that the I they.afong when theyaa
government should "sweep out every foolingonly themselves.
bribe-taker, every bribe-giver, and I foolingol temelves.
every one guilty of negligence, con- gets out of a thing only what one puts
tributory or deliberate." Such d- into it
fense is hardly in plact when the issue * * 
calls for the ousting of one who is Yesterdav afternoon we Lot a Valen-

and the DKE-things that have passed
in the night.
And it is exactly in so stressing the
things that pass in the night as issues
to be fought for that the News shows
lack of vision. Its "planks" corre-
spond with the "planks" of political
parties and with almost all contem-I
porary legislation in being of diurnal
(or nocturnal) interests only. They
suffice but for one step, they are make-
shifts of reformers so eager to re-
form that they have no time to think.
"That we are the ones to be the cre-
ators at a critical stage in the history
of this institution is a fascinating and
dangerous adventure" says the Yale'
News, and then, like any day laborer
at the luncheon hour, throws down a
few planks!
But nothing more durable or inspir-
ing than a board walk was ever built
with "planks." If the present periodr
is a critical'one for American univer-
sities the ensuing one will be even
more so. With the general level of
wealth rising and the prestige of a
college degree still unimpaired, the
next ten years may bring a horde of
candidates for admission to each col-
lege in the United States, a horde
three times the size of any that now
besieges Yale or Harvard.
What will be needed for this will
be something more solid than can be
built of "planks," something concrete
and lasting. And what is needed now
as preparation is a constructive plan,
a complete scaffold, based on the
foundations of actuality and rising
strongly to the requisite height, lofty
though that must be.
Such a scaffolding it is not only
possible, but advisable, essential, for
any one interested in the problem to
construct. It can only be regretted
that the News has turned its potential
effectiveness to carpentry rather than
to architecture.
WHY NOT ABOLISH PROFESSORS?
(The Freeman)
In a student newspaper published
at Dartmouth College, we have just
come upon a most extraordinary an-
nouncement. The paper before us is
the last to be issued before the mid-
year examinations and this explains
the presence of a number of advert-
isements offering tutoring-services
for the period of the final cram. It is
to one of these advertisements that,,
we refer, for it contains this statement:
"This review is conducted on a money-
back basis. Upon paying his admis-
sion-fee, each man is given a receipt?
in the form of a promise to return

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THE COLLEGE REFERENDUM PLAN
College opinion on the 18th Amend-
mint to the constitution of the Unitedi
States has recently taken an import-
ant part in the declaration of both the
friends and foes of Prohibition. Con-
flicting reports from individual ballot-
ing in the various colleges where opin-
ion was voiced more or less adequately
has led The Yale News, in an effort to
secure a nation-wide college vote onI
this subject, to ask cooperation from
the colleges throughout the country
for circulating a uniform ballot among
all college students. This ballot is
printed above.
The plan of the ballot as outlined by
The Yale News is as fellows:. One
college in each state is to act as head-
quarters for that state. Those col-
leges acting as headquarters are to
send out letters explaining the cam-
paign to the other colleges in tnat
state, having each college send in a
report of the result to state headquar-
ters, which will compile the total for
that state. In order to secure a uni-;
form vote on the same questions from
all colleges, a ballot has been drawn
up which should be followed exactly,

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only supposed to have committed in-
discretions such as those cited above.
Mr. Denby is deservihg of a full hear-
ing, and this he will receive if the.
supporters of the ouster bill have thel
courage to take action against hir.
Twenty-Five Years
Ago At Michgan
From the files of the U. of -. Dally,
Febrnary 14, 1899.

tine.
It was a picture of an ugly spinster.
She had curls that stuck out.
She was cross-eyed.
Her neck was long, and thin.
She had on a green dress with white'
polka dots.
Her hands were enclosed in white
gloves.
One of her hands held a fan. She
was pressing the fan to her nose.
The other hand held a little Posey.
A black-eyed Susan.
Underneath this picture were the



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lIon. Junius E. Beal editor of the
Courier, will deliver an address before
the Business Men's class, at the Con-

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gregational church next Sunday, im ' Mr. Jason Cowles
mediately after the morning's sor-{
vice, upon the subject, "Combinations Steger to Speak at Boys' Conference
In trade and their effect on the moral Herbert Steger, '25, will leave to-
development and prosperity of their morrow afternoon for Hastings, Mich.
country." erwhere he will speak before the Berry
county boys' conference on uBoys°
IProblems." The trip will be made un-
Of the four students arrested at der the auspices of the extension de-
Madison, Wis., for disturbing the per- partment of the Student Christian as-

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