THE1 MICIIAN .DAILY SA r Y ; s ather a bizarre arnd in:i ii 11 to solve one of the mos5t mrnei o -problems which is now confro,,1 i I OFFI~I LNWPPR0V 't RE the newspapers and indirectly th- INIVERS6iTY 1O MWII WAY publc." Not considering for the To- P~i~e~e4-y nohigexep ,nday mel~tthe difficulty of any on Eoar i dugtii. bdzrsin7. aic, yte 4 rd i or group of boards to superv,,e ermnr ... E. R. Melsssthe surety of retribution.I Night E ditrs-- The impediment to a realization of Ralph 3yers Harry Hoci' this object is that people have become 1 .a. hlrfrR.C oiryJahue J. L. Macki so accustomed to the reading of de-' lort~ dlor . ..,. ;..._,H. McPike tailed accounts of the actual crime 1 D cWome's Edito.....,. Marion Koch V ~'~ iditi. I. \Itnaiiue that any onet newspaper would suf-r Pictorial Editor............... Robert Tarr frfnnilytrni.sc nim-s« E~hortl P~'diate change in policy. The quiestion' E's" F t-' ~ p in this connection is .are we to en- . .. umw, +." "e ni+ v +e. Trw+ +.w + .+. w J ri ..wsr+.rrr. ___ IT'S A LONG WAY THE IWI DING PROGRAM Editor, The -ichigan D11ly: In reading todays h il', I ., ..,L_ E. . ,_ O F ... .... .... ., 'h r" ;Vv G B OK wt LI C . .i. t i n~ii Ii i ' Al -4 the sound ' The y' re a'diggin' up the campus I Down in front of old 'U hail ; And the, smoke of the steam shovel Hangs 'round it like a pall. Logic classes disrupted of crashing trees are the South Wing's full of cinders .ed in upon the breeze. physics excavation ks, you for a row of goals the natural science fishpond s rich esthetic souls. .our rare and fancy campus gt a flock of' holes! State Lantern Entitled "Gym---A Pleas- ure" which offers an antidote for the present unpopular system of co iUpu sory gymasiun2 training as it is con- ducted here and at many' other uni- versities. Commenting upon the comn- parative interest shown by the Stu- dents under the, old system and the new plan of elective athletic training, the writer shows how effectively the latter plan has worked at Ohio, and the great degree of enthusiasm which the freshmen now display toward their physical training. At' Michigan the old system of uni- form gymnastic training for all fresh, men is still maintained, much to the displeasure of those who are subject- ed to the work. It is entered into with great indifference. The disin- terested freshman' cuts his 4 :15 gymz ;'4;jron with considerable frequency ^ nd then to?-es contemptuous pride In posting the department's first, sec- and, third and fourth final warning notices in his room. Gym ha~s come to the stage where itj is little more than a farce on the Michigan campus. If the athletic de- partment wishes to maintain a sys- tem which will insure real training for, first year students at the University, some plan to make the work attractive ._...,..,_.,_...,....i ._.A.. ......,.,.. . Re ad the Want .Ads OET#4OIT' UNITED LINES Alin :bor and Jackson t .astrerni Standard 'Time? Detroit Limated and .xpres. n. Cv b:oo a.mn., 7 :oo a.ni.,8 :oo -,o., uq= a.m. and hourly to 9:o5 p.ni. Jackson Express Cars (lota) stops west of Anti Arbor)-9 :47 a.m., anti every two hours to 9:47 p.m.t Local Cars East Bound--7 :o(o a'ii atd every two hour,, to 9 .oo p. m.,' xi :oo p.m. Tn Ypsilanti -3dy-1 4 To Saline--Change at Ypsilanti. Local Cars West B.ad-7 :5c a.mi.. To Jackson and lKalaznazoo--Limn ited cars 8:47, :0:47 a.111., t=2:47, 2;47. 4:47 p.m. To Jackson and Lansing-=-liited at Q'<7 t 11 OPTICAL GOODS AND LENSES GROUND One Hour Service Carl F. Bay ARCADE JEWELRY SHOP STEAMSHIPAGENCY ALL PRINCIPAL OCEZAN LINES, IReservations, Tickets, Tours, Cruises I C. E. KIJEBLERt 80O1 East Huron Phone 13844J BOTH'STORES v- DRIVE THIS BEAUTIFUL RACEABOUT UN STEAD OF YOUJR OLD) FORD * * * Send for our catalovg on Bodies and Speed Power Equipment. 31D you go to the Hop?" AERICAN TOP & BODY OIL Beech Mt4,DELPilI, UND). Why I knew a guy that got three,' must be pursued. Authorities at * * * Thelma Andrew. Stanley M. Bak Lte Dorothy Benneti f Sidney Bielfteld R. A. Billingtuu-- :. ..' i -I' t P stants Ronald Halgrirr Franklin D Hlepburn Winona A. Hibbard Edward J. Higgins 1- .,.,', o I'..,'i r Elizabeth Liebermann j ohn McGinnis M, 11l. Pryor W. B. Rafferty Robert (G.,Ramsay Campbell Robertson %' V.'Zuwtch -nli V'. 5chtitz Adet.,n .... .... T A J iaviet, Jr. Adveti~u............ ait N. Sherer ' ,Asaistants n neth SFeick Atlan S. iMorton WO~d J~im A.Dryer iiry ~. Is aydeu Wi I.Good ;uigene ' . Duzine Cl'r.'d ,L Hagerman Li, Gratilich, .}r.. Henry Freud John C. Haslci'i Herbert P. Bostick I C. L. 1'utnam D.) L. Pierce 1E. D. Arnmantr it Clayton Purdy 1 i'bertX oipr A" . B. San zenbacher Wallace Flower Clifford Mitts Ralph tLewright Harold L. THale Philip Newall Wmn. 0.Roesser'____ - .\T flTk ' FLITARY17,' 1923 trust the newspaper to a group of psychologists to attain the desire,, re- sults or adopt some suggesti1on made'E such as one by Walter T.ippm ann, for' the creation. of honor courts among editors. It is quite conceivable that most psychologists know little or nothin~g abouzt the inner working of newspapers. To give them any meas- u zre oft control would be merely the (drafting of impracticability from 'Aine ouitside in recognition that the prob- lem could not he settled from within. Through Lippmann's plan, the crc-' ation of Honor Courts. the edlitors, of the country would be Joined fogethber in one organization with power to cn-' act legislation in an effort to so>'C'~ this and other news'paper problem i. Also they would be able to blackb7!all and place beyond the pale an, editors who violatled these enactments. Thuzs the conscientious editors of the coun- try could afford to give up mnany of' the practices now mnane necessary through the damaging efforts of fhe' yellow press, and the problem might b®, solved from within without theY evils of censorship from the outside, whether it be by the ,good psycholo- gists or otherwise. "THIAT class is full" 111 can't go out new I'm brokie. f * * f ~"'MY dear, you don't mean she did."f Sa "HAVE you got your application for thye FOtrom?"] [ i'noct Ialk to the Dean?" -yY m), di god a cod." '"i N . io' . i b t'1 :I i' z.v'ragc. 'WII'I to -be Snph'Prom Nwith you ?" "TOO b~d we lost to Wisza'i)a' Joec.4! ll i' Ohio, Cornell and California have all I found the remedy in allowing theirj students to elect one particular' branch of athletic training in which ttiey were most vitally interested and then allowing them to devote all of their time during physical train-n hou.rs to development in this one field. This plan could well be folb lowed. at Michigan and wou'ld un- dou'b/el produce the desired result. p J. P. Ft. Pd23 EBRUttART 1923 1 2 3 41 5 6 7 8 9 14) 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 iS1 1 20 21 22 23 24 , r 27 27 28 We do all kinds of Cleaning and Reblocking of hats at lowe prices for HIGH CLASS YFAORYHAT STORE, j 17 lPaekard Street Phone 1792 1 ! SI4U t ER T [41ghts, 5 0 -7 5 S 1 .00rVi . T P P M t . ue , ,r Thurs. and Sat., 25c and 50c The em mnseIle Company +t s +iWicis's. Eviier4t Ccnuty Cri Im "L dy 'indemere's Fan"I inicp, "Plot, Epigrami i' ',I ^t Interes.t E[DITORIAL CGOMMF"'NT E ,j '! i i DOES EXPERIENCE COUNT? Living on earth is like stopping at a 'hotel. The longer you stay, fi The more you pay. However, you can- cut it down considerably by eating Willets 50c Lunch and 60c Dinner. The best home cooking found- anywhere. Prepared by Mr. and Mrs. Willets. Twerztp-tw years at N. W. Corner of Campus. Private Banquet Hall t Light Lunches and Short Orders SPECIAL SUNDAY DINNER. $1.00Oh W1ILI T ' 'PHONE 173 315 S. STATE ST.' SOLOMON WASN1I At Wisconsin they do tling! A "Society for tb ' ;. ~dT7 rRLH .DER aeStudents" i e dit r - AL H . YE S al i there to influence men ii + TAXI RESPONSIBILITY sity against choosing a wv Unfortunately the function of a taxi 1 for a wife.' The pressi company,. serving as a semn-public 1 such a society lies in the ut'lity, seems to be misunderstood by organizers that women the management of the concerns I not make good wives bu which perform this 'service in Ann after "careers". Less Arbor. At the present time no one more "home-builders"~ is is complaining against the rate sched- the organization, trulya ule now in effect but a considerable commendable one. But amount of feeling has arisen against; college graduates the the quality of service being rendered. "lhome-builders"? This Unquestionably, the most essential malicious attack at the characteristic every such utility must college education! Will mx,.aint,i~n is that of unvarying depend- storm? ability. Herein .lies the violation It would :seem that ti which either the taxi drivers or 'the thing fundamentally wro: oompanios themselves are constantly son for the urgent need( committing. It 'is not an infrequent ciety. In the first plan occurrence that after a call has been sire for higher learnin, paut in for a cab, it falls to arrive.j imply the ambition of Still more often requests for ma- Women cannot but uni chines are answered anywhere fromf the field of high achieve twengty minutes to an hour late, cans- reers" is comparatively ihig all s orts of inconveniencea. Manly one; that few even can have missed train connections and above the mass in a wor failed to beep important appoint- are the recognized comrI ments for just these reasons. With endurance race for high: such a s1tt of T.--,iir no one Caqn safe- Feminine "careers" r ly depend upon receiving prompt serv- without exception, be we ice and conrequecntly patronsi will laurels of the arts;' trai: have to find some other nxeans of iIs not to be found In tratnsportation, even if it be the slow schools. but regular %, reet cars w-h ich amble And in the second pa along the campus every- so often. j newly fotinded socic'tya The rapid transit carp to Detroitf that, since woman coll and return are no exception to this are the converse of "la brand of service. They cannot be de- the ideal in a wife is a pended on for promptness. andi in cer- proxiniatinig zero, one wv tail cases have failed to a rr ive alto- "E" in the modern-day gether after prospective patrons ;, It would rather seem lot the last interurban pass by n'jt of the Wisconsin socie' the expectation of using the tran~il. prime reason of edu.cal The whole situation seems to D'esalt en--that divorces may from the fact that Ann Arbor t axi by making the wife th companies fail to realize an obliga- equal of the husband. tion which they owe to the cornmuni2 3-- in which they operate. In n-early A dainty Swiss actres< every case the individual who calls at ed to find that all Amei taxi does so because he' wants to go millionaires. A simil someplace and get there as quickly a:5 took place last summer hoe can. If the cab service cannot de- ist in Switzerland was4 pendably fulfill this function, then pa- all the natives were, not trons might as well stop using taxis in cheese., and resort to the street car or walk. - RIGHT 3things star- he Welfare of ag organized in the univer- 'omran student sng need for e claim of 'the graduates do it instead are divorce and sthe object of a notable and ' t-are women converse ofs SPANISH BALCONY SONGr (To be sung beneath a Forcfsi. v,. BalconY a. P Ill. thelb o:tI' 10 below.) JACK: (With guitar-he can play anyt ir.g even a pipe organ. With him a grey and evil-looking hound.) Sotto voce : Guenetta de las Islas,' hear your tonto : (Ter; Thum tum tum, ter-hum ho hum, br-r-r-r ! ho!) Comne, open up that winder, mny pronto?! Can't you see your Jack's half. froze to death, you know? Behold my hungry wolf-hound all aquiver Beside his heartsick master in the snow ! Let not thy two adoring canines shiver Without a word of comfort-br-r- r-r! hum-ho! THE -BACK ROW (Puardu~e Expaonent) We wonder iu11t what an instruictor wouild do were he to walk( uto one of his first classes of a new semester and find all the front seats taken. He, would in all probability lhe so dumT~b-' founded and miaybe pa nic-stricke at such' an unusnal condition that be would take refuage in precipitate flight thinking that some mischief must, sulrely he afoot. A look in any of the classrooms where seats are neat as- sindwill reveal the fact that the front seats rarely have the dtlt brushed from them.. If, it is a large rrom wvithi more than enough seats the students will cluster along tha back of the room, while if there is not a suaperfluoujs number of seats the back row is at a premium..I btU.iAbF .iy4 .;:KASi! \ :,: r ,,, \, t K-01 P f 1 t r I il t r r E 1 . tt S ,r r r; N ~ o,__ , 1 " 0 you WANT- .AJ __.- The cleanest, finest grade of milk from a sanitary dairy? 7 The kind of Milk and Cream 'that will give Four children rosy cheeks and 'the happiness that comes from good health.t If you want to be assured of these call 1269. wrrwrieM ti.r ... iw.w .,,. f is the latest' efficacy of a' There is a reason for all thins, so' tihere mu t'lie a reason for this. Far-, sightedness may be advaheed as a possible explanation, yet these same students can be seen ocdunying a t front row seat at 'the theater or a. ringside seat at an -athletic contest. Natural timitlity does not sound like a, logical rea~son. Laziness cannot he the reason because the 9eme condi- tion obtains whether the entrance to the classroom happens to be at the front, or to the rear of the roonm Per- hans one of the reasons why the front rows are so unupopiilar is that voluan-s tary occupation of them ma'kes the cfucent Iable to a, gentle "razzing"io ftun ogta in the course. We nipht havea alified the fore- ivoing sta= temonQts by saying that they T I E L LEONARD McCALLA, PROPRIETOR . . . .._ ,... , t , ,., . it survive the ;ere is some- -ng in the rea- A for this so- ce, does a de-'. .g necessarily' a Napoleon? derstand that ment, of "ca-, a very narrowE nhope to rise rld where men petitbrs in the hachievement.. amust, almost on through the fning for thenm coeducational ;lae-,9 d's Vth ....v ity apja- ho1 rot es a .filt h3 efash' DAIRY C GUENETTA: (From the balcony. Without any guitar. She can't play anything, ex- cept vampire.) In her idea of, an English accent: Jack Percy! from your yelps anm I to gather That the nature of your love for me- is true? You're awf'lly nice, but on the whole I'd rather You'd hurry, if it's all the same to you! Your priceless hound is rapidly con- gealing, And though your caterwauling thrills me through, I trust you'll not esteem me void of feeling Because of my precipitate adieu! B JACK: (previou4 lanmourous accomnpni-- menl quickening to Cort of -U ;x'ii ._oxgroise.) A[,,, you: lanky walking dictionary-- And after I have braved the bores i breeze! If.! I ' !Z .('HT. you clanking, sack of lb )nes -RAZZ-BERRY! l"'ie't, you Ilengthy slice of Span- ish cheese! Coire on, Fido Ivan virnovci > To Bill & Merts, w'"ere he(-.rte onr high and true! Wt,'11 lore ourselves in wiener-wurstas and coffee- '7'.'-1 ' rIess now of wbvh" I do, 'T boilril, -'Owooooo!" Eupllonic. were generally true of the men 'stii,- dents onlv, the co-ee'ls itsnally occupy- inn' the front spats of their own free wiill. Robert M. (lay, writin- In thee; Pe? ary unniber of the Atlantic Monthly on "The Timid Sex", ex- 'lr i ia a ntdrsl inclination of men. He says:. "There is dleep seat- ed in every manly breast a, determ'- nal'ion not to he, or at lenast not to appe ar to he interested in anything E 'at any tea('her, 3ectuirer. or preacher 1Y1 )) sad-, )ar it is merely masculine to r"'gsnter this obhscure imrulse in any way short of audible groins." ThI, may- nat hle true of college men as a clpss' lirt the tendency to slinkm into the lack. row is mrore thajn likelya z r-"tU of "dBitnr^laversion. The mere fact that men studlents ..re more inclined to come early and axtd th rush for the hackf row, how- eve, desnot explain W h« it is so 3:,7 rsalil' done. Whether the stu- dlentc' of old established this custom by taking a position far distant fronm thsir teacher, and it, has been handed down to uzs, we cannot say. There is everyv reason to believe that the earn- os+. student will. not shuin time instruct- or by shying off to the back of the room. It should not be necessary to assign seats in claEsdes especially of ~n ', c' cmn,,OV Th1IAv,,' ara ren'i'n g n ' Next SundayI Where Cleanliness Special Is a Habit Brick No housewife's kitchen was ever' more spotlessly clean than MALL O=NUJT the factories where Connor's Ice E r Cream is made. Modern equip- AND merit and eternal care insure MAPLE M USSE perfect sanitation. Y on'11 enjoy. Connor's r.or'a because you know pI i h 'ltea.Ioot it is nfiade.D- De-)str dealer and place a inandl it by name! -' ' t Oid r. C. A. CONOR ICE CREAM C. --THE - BEST FLOUR. for all purposes? If so :ask your grocer for ROLLER' KING For 4' general purpose flour it cannot be equalled. Or perhaps you want a suit- able flour for PASTRY BAKING -if so'- Mimi co Pastry is unsurpassed, for cakes and pastry Y'ou will 'find that our 't All-Purpose Flours and our - Special Brands are unequalled for purity and excellence and theyr are made right here in Ann Arbor Try Our New Crop DO YOU WANT 1 . a/4~\ ~H' AS A LIAR- (and lbeauitf-l) r -,N- t , 5 1 r ricU1 n aro not KR a WAS A HYPOCRITE "'md h-Nsable) SHIE WAS A TYRANT- (anid adorable) SHE WAS A CHEAT- (and bewitehlii) YET NO0 O-NE LIFTED A HA' ND AGAINST HER- WILY * * *0 Coitributions, conitrIbutions. I