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saswere. chagrinned at discover-
ing that there were only one-half the
number of women necessary to makeI 0ASR D ROLL
OF THE the dance most enjoyable for all, and
BIGAN that those women who came natural-'
ept Monday ly preferred to dance with the men - SIX .RAMING
he Board in who had asked them tothe dance. PAYS TILL EXAMS
Almost everyone at this affair
nce Editorial danced at some time during the aft- TODAY'S EDITORIAL
_ noon, and apparently much diver- eep o){ the Grass
elusively en- sion was afforded the dancers, but the Do you know that the University
ation of al close observer saw that disappoint- spends annually nore than $50 for
r not other- ?sed nulyxoeta 5 o
nd the loeal ment was felt among a great percent- lawn mower blades? Do you know
age of the dancers. anything at all? Are you aware of
Ann Arbor, When dances of this type are given the 'fact nine-tenths of the popula-
r. they should be clearly defined and an- tion of this U walks on the grass?


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CULTURE XND KULTUR
(Chicago Maroon)
Culture, .to most of us, represents
the high peak of civilization. It has
become, through centuries and centur-
ies of gradual climb from primaeval
society, the end towards which we
bend our greatest efforts, and after
which we are all seekers,.whether in
the higher reflective reals, or in the
lower, more mechanical, phase. I
' The university of today exercises

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ildi 5.5ay- nounced either as mixers, or after
uildingMay-r,
noon dances at which no stags will be
176-M; Busi- admitted.
A properly conducted -afternoont
d 300 ords dance, whether it is a mixer or a
ecessarily toIt
erce of faith, matinee dance is an excellent soical
published info
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office- bn-and affording them diversion, but!
bive no con-y
be_ returned when there is ambiguity as to the na-1

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Pliip M{. agiier

ture of the dahce, disappointment is
almost certain to result,
 SMYTHE ON COAT-HANGERS
Smythe Isn't exactly a freeze-easy,
but he does enjoy wearing an over-
coat, hat, and muffler now and then
during these near-zero days. As a
result of this rather unfortunate habit
he often finds himself in a position
in warm class rooms where he must
discard his extra garments or be-
come uncomfortably heated. It was
through a series of such situations
that Smythe began to realize that in
many of the University buildings lit-
tle or no provision is made for hang-
ing up overcoats.
, Smythe thinks that coat-hangers
should be placed wherever possible in
the classrooms. He isn't exactly a
stickler for orderliness, but it does
seem to him a shame that coats and
hats should be piled up in shapeless
masses wherever there happens to be4
an empty seat, and in some cases in-
structors' desks should even lbe pyra-
mided with wraps. le understands al-
so that in some classes where there
are no ermpty seats, a different stu-
dent each day actually stays home in
order to afford the rest a place for
their garments.
It seems to Smythe a shame that
such conditions should prevail when
they can be so easily remedied by the,
installation of coathangers in campus
buildings. Also If such action is tak-
en. Smythe feels that perhaps in the
future he may be aible to wear his
hat more than a week at a time with-
out having it re-blocked, and his over-
coat will not be in a state of absolutej
prostration upon a dirty floor at the'

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Do you feel that you should dare to enormous influence in determining'-
go where angels fear to tread. The I the mental tempo, the culture, of thej
reason for this outrageous expendi. time, since it is through the centers of
ture on lawn mower blades is at once learning that those men, who latert
manifest. The student forms a path asslme control of the outside worldt
across the grass. The grass disap- and its thought, are developed. In the
pears in a short time. Stones appear past, tradition surrounding the great
in iead of grass. Stones break the colleges and universities has always
blades. New blades are found to be given to them a sanctified air of
necessary. Result is that Regents quiet, leisure and peace conductive to
have to pass extra appropriation for reflection. In the past the fate of the
lawn mower blades. Money is divertef' world, the destiny of whole nations,I
from other uses (i. e. faculty pay, has often rested on the reflections
new buildings, eac.). Therefore In arising from that leisurely quiet as
view of the fact that every time you they became manifest in the more ma-
tread on a blade of grass you are di- ture life of the minds there developed.{
verting money from the building pro- Even now the nations of the world
gram and at the same time ruining ';are facing what is, perhaps, the most
the classic beauty of our campus, w; serious crisis in the history of any
suggest that measures be taken to civilization. The men who will de--I
suppress just such as you. ride the further course of events have
inurch been schooled, some in old institu-
* * * tions which had still clung to the tra-
The blackboard has a dirty hue. dition of quiet. others (and these the
majority) in the universities of haste,
And so have you. universities founded on progress, and
embodying all the disagreeable confu-
A spud has got a eye, a eye. 1sion of that progress. The former
- - produce statesmanship, far-sighted
And so have I. Judgment.; the latter bring forth ter-
- nurch. ric . explosives, devastating gases,
;small evaluation of rife. The former
A TYPE are men of true culture, men who
The campus was o'er are used to making reflective deci-
flowing sions. The latter are the result of our
With some specimens modern universities-hasty, scientific,
-sso rare; {and unused to the reflective solution
The tlapper type with of world problems. They represent
freckles, Kultur as have others before them.

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realize the advantage of the old
world system. But they can't escape
the "rule that binds" type of educa-
tion prevalent in America until they
receive treatment as men.
Loge something? A classified In
.he Daily will find it.-Adv.

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DETROIT UNITED LINES
Ann Arbor and Jackson
TIME TAB,.E
(Eastern Standard Time)
Detroit Limited and Express Cars-
6 :0o a.rn., 7 :oo a.mn., 8 :oo a. m., 9:05
a.m. and hourly to 9:0, p.m.
Jackson Express Cars (local stops
west of Ann Arbor)-9:47 a.m., and
every two hours tO 9:47 p.:.
*Local Cars East Bound--7 :oo a.mn.
and every two hours to 9.oo p. M.,
1 :oo p.m. To Ypsilanti only-11:40
p.m., i1:15 a.mn.
To Saline-Change at Ypsilanti.
Local Cars Wect Bcund-7:5o a.m.,
12.10 o.rn.
To 'Jackson and Kalamazoo-Lim.
i4ed cars 8 47,10:47 a.n., 12:47, 2:47,
4:47 3-m.
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ADRIAN-ANN ARBOR BUS
tchediule in fect October 1922
Central Time (Slow Time D
P.M. A.M. P.M. P..
3:45 -45 ...- Adrian .. 72:45 8:45
:158-1 .-Tec sh'... ;:5 8: 5
4:20 8:30 . Clinton .... t2:00 8:0o
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Dl--Daily. X-Daily excpt S-indays
-md Fiolidavs. Friday and Saturday special
ins or students leaves Adrian 1:45. leaves
Ann Arbor 4:45.

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Did catch

And the sheiks with
"S t a y - Comb"
hair.
One type in particular,
our wandering eye;

The student that we speak of,
Would make fair Venus vie.
A permanent wave of hair,
'Twas bobbed by cunning hands;
The rosy hue on each cheek,
Was produced by monkey glands.

'HEN NOT KIDS
(Purdue Exponent)
It was with real enthusiasm that an
instructor in one of Purdue's classes
remarked the other day that he was
thankful we have "men in college --
not kids." Bearded men, young per-
haj.s, but grown in sense, in intui-
tion, in initiative It is only the fact
that we do have men in colleges that
it is possible to maintain the insti-
tutions of higher learning. The stage
which the high school youngsters

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James A. Dyer
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H'enry TFueud
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1. Sanzenbacher
Clifford Mitts
Ralph Lewright
Philip Newall



TUESDAY, JANUARY 23, 1923:
Night Editor-JULIAN ELLIS MACKi
MONEY AND SALARY
The fact that Louisiana State uni-
versity employs a football coach at
$10,000 a year, while the president of
the institution only receives $7,500 fora
his services has caused considerable
agitation among educational author-
ities in that state, who view with
alarm th' placing of an athletic di-

close' of each recitation. The eye brows were proportioned, must pass through, that stage of atti-'
__ Eigt hairs well spaced to each; tude-molding, character-building adol
IN OUR MIDST Perfect lips, the kissing kind, escence, ivhich is so rampant with
You have seen him as he hustles Were they placed there to teach? tomfolery, should be entirely lived
across the campus. He is the scholar- through by the time youngmanhood
1y intellectual type of individual who Now you wonder who it is; is reached. Thus most colleges draw
is frequently pictured in the movies. Your girl upon the campus? their students from the country's
Great horned rimmed spectacles cast But 'tis the modern caveman, manhood.
a lustre about big bright eyes that Fashion has decreed it thus. Coming to college, then, as men, it
seem to say, "I know what I know, so -BURNSIDE (pseudonym) is quite natural that students should
there!" Under his left arm he carries expect the treatment of men. Com-
Contr.butions, contributions. ;plaint has been circulated in rumor on
nces anyothe' gengof his "Everything is going fine now," said more than one occasion that certain
conceals many of the gleanings of his
brilliant mind. At every step he student Lem to his fond father the departments in the University per-
lifts his feet as if it were a business week before the finals. sist in dealing with their students as
well planned in advance. * * though they were still kids, in met-
About him is the atmosphere of the i"Why is it," said the co-ed . hater, ing out discipline as though college
eastern college man. He is not con- "that I seem to fall for the girls this : were the place for policing, instead
week? I never stooped' that low be-'
scending because he is trying to dis- k of a place where convictions are not
prove the old fallacy about the fore. I could, in olden days, walk created but given more solid ground-
. down the diagonal and not fall for ing; in using valuable time in the
eastern school graduate thinking himz-
self better than his brethren of the the best one." explanation of routine duties or sim-
"There was no ice, on it then," said pe operations, which any person of

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rector on a pestaabove thet i dnt'youkna,"to-xwithte the clever engineer.
of the university. But there seems to d y k " m i
be 'ittle basis for their plea, and the young fellows from this section of the
fallacy in it may be easily pointedT; country. Or rather, it is hard to keep Thy aitands thin " ou
from mixing with them; they are all fm to
out. I "hThe time you waste in merely
MHoney is not sand never has been an trying "to get next to their profs" and togt
effective criterion ofrank hbe maearn their grades that way rather ; ermIre.
effective riterion fhrank.yTeoraningI losthfor(evermore
washing windows in a school build- ;thanby working on the textbook.o eermore
ing miight possibly receive a higher Naturally, then, our young eastern
salary than the instructor who teach- college instructor finds his responsi- . I
es a class there, but few people would bility a very weighty one trying to I
argte that the social status of the make the student recognize his place.
former is higher than that of the ; And back in dear old "Hawv'awd"j
Iyo they hand in their papers L'
lattcr. The instructor would note you know, the hndinther ,pr,
change places with him. The income , directly when asked for. It is ter-
he derives by virtue of~his position in ribly hard to make the young Jack-a- s m
the social order is , high enough to napes in this part of the country real- * OW *i ti~e time
more than balance the monetary ad- !ize the crime of not being exact in
flitsnsort hfmnhiyg- .TOstart in taking a
vantage of the window washer. t ort otin. y* * *-
This analogy is equally applicable Our little instructor always starts
the class work exactly on the dot. le I LITTLE interest in the
to the relation between coach and;** -
president. The president of an es- scarcely speaks above a whisper SUBJECTS you ae taking by
(that would be unrefined) and blushes
tablished institution occupies a posi- * * *
tion on the ladder of recognition far beautifully when lie makes a remark
aioveo tha r of footallcoach as that might seem slightly off color to TALKING to ,the prof after
above the t cf the footb~all coach as als.
well as countless other men whose the ladies of the class. He quotes1cls
monetary 'salaries are higher than Latin to perfection, in fact, is quitTELL him a funn
learned in every way, especiall iI TL li: fny
his. Salaries are seldom paid entire- learned n sbeve wa, hespecall is ' * * *
ly in cash. I his own subject, which he expects his
___in cah- students to know fully as well as he STORY or how clever you
does.\K * * h
NfIXERS OR DANCES. I We would surely be branded unjust THINK he is and perhaps
Entertainment committees of the if we did not welcome ouvr Eastern
respective classes of the University friends with open arms. But we say, IT will help.
who are planning -diversion for the old tops, how about letting us feel at * * *-
coming semester might profit well home and letting yourselves do the Old Man Experience says, r"He has
from the mistake made in the after-s talent which he does not use is only
/ i same thing.
noon dance of the senior literary an educated way of saying he is
class given last Saturday. Certain sale prices have been ad- lazy." Diz.
Those in charge of this dance were vertised for so long In Ann Arbor * * *
apparently unable to decide whether 'that customers are beginning to real- Contributions, contributions.
It should e a mixer, or a strictly ize the discount is merely a natural * * *
couple affair. They decided on a com- result of sliding prices, and not a "How are these potatoes fixed?"

average intelligence is given credit
for knowing how to do. We may ac-
cept rumor as high as, seventy-five
per cent unfounded sometimes-yet
again, it is as true a criterion of the
Sinner consciousness of a student body
as written facds.
Is it true that American sthdents
are coming to the realization at last
that teachers are not really drivers?
If so, it is high time that drivingI
should be eliminated. In one or two
of the more liberal of American uni-
versities, the ideas of the older edu-
national institutions of the world, I
those of England and France, and
even those of Canada, the ideas of the
personal responsibility of the student,
have permeated to the extent of adop-
tion. In those schools they have no
eramiations! Students attend classes
when they will, study when they will,j
and consequently, learn as they will!
It is the idea which will cleanse col-
leges of the hangers-on who attend
for pleasure only. The serious atti-
tude of the real student does not per-
mit of promiscuous cutting, nor does
it tolerate unpreparedness. As a
matter of fact, it is found that in those
schools which maintain the old
scholarly ideas, the ideas of personal
responsibility, there is not the radi-
cal variation in attendance that is
noticeable in those American institu-
tions which require their students to
attend classes.
And perhaps this system would al-
low too much leniency - would de-
moralize student bodies, at least from f
the American point of view-yet is-
n't that point of view the one which

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