THE MICHIGAN DAILY FFICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE UIYEU$ITY OF MICHIGAN blished every- morning except Monday ag the University year by the Board in rol of Studert Publications. Member of Western Coference Fditorial Association, The Associated Press is- exclusively en- titled to the use for republication of all news dispatches. credited to it or not other wise credited in this paper and the local news published therein. Entered at the postoftice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as 'second class matter. Subscription by carrier or mail. $3 0. Offices:et.Ann Arbor Press Building, May- nard Street. Phones: Editorial, 2414 and 176-M; Busi- ness. 060. Communications not to exceed Soo words Of1 signed, the 'signature, not necessarily to appear in print, but as an evidence of faith, and notices of events will be published in The Daily at the discretion of the Editor, if ltft at or mailed to The Daily office. Un- signed communications will receive no 0on- sjderation. No manuscript will be returned unless the writer encloses postage.The lDaily does not necessarily endorse the sentiments expressed in the communications. EDITORIAL STAFF Telephones 2414 and 176-M MANAGING EDITOR MARION B. STA14LI News Editor....,... .........Paul Watzel City Editor.,...........James B. Young' Assistant City Editor.. .....Marion K'er: Isditoria1 Board Chairman.....E. R. Meiss Night Editors- Ralph Byers Harry Hoey J. P. Dawson, Jr. J. E. Mack I,. J. hershdorfer ILh C. Morigrty kL. A. Donahue Sports Editor..... .......F. H. McPike Sunday Magazine Editor......Delbert Clark Women's Editor..............Marion Koch Humor Editor................Donald Coney Confereive Editor.......... I. B. Grundy rictorial Editor.............Robert Tarr Music Editor..................E. H. Ailes Editorial Board Lowell Kerr Maurice Berman Martin Klaver Eugene Carmichael something more than his ordinary na- ive bag of tricks to satisfy his audi- ence. The fast growing habit of bringing English speakers to this country seems closely akin to the custom of' importing "Japanese prints" and "Spanish lace". The stamp of impor- tation has long been recognized as a loosener of purse strings in this coun- try. England has a recognized group of great orators but few of these who are "induced" to speak in this coun- try are members of this group. Even those who have been brought to the University during the present college year have not won praise for their oratory or the merit of their subjects. Of a group of three orators the one. American was by common assent the best. Perhaps for domestic purposes the Yankee speaks his own tongue carnate proof of the soundness of the Bard of Avon's advice when he said, "Then happy low, lie down; Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown." DEDICATED TO THE CULT OF THE INDIPOHDI CALIGULA AT THE TPYEWRITERI This, we thought, striking the keys, First the one and then the other-- This is the life of a dog And we spurn it. It gets us up in the morning And kee'ps us from our bed at night. Because of it we cannot sleep in the EDITORIAL COMMENT IS THE WORLI (GROWING WORSE (Purdue Exponent) The expression is often heard that the world is daily growing worse in- stead of better, and to prove this point the pessimist will cite the many newspaper accounts of horrible crimes and murders. This, however, proves absolutely nothing, as the truth of this matter is, that the news of the day is more faithfuily chron- LAST EDITION OF MI I GAN SONG BOOK I I :r"i AT * e BO'TH STORES icled by the newspapers than ever be- fore, and of necessity it includes the evil deeds of the world along with the other unusual happenings.! There are, it is true, hideous crimes committed in this dray and age thatl rival those of the. Dark Ages in their diabolic cruelty and fiendishness, but these are much the exception and are being istopped, and the offenders pun- ished in most cases. If we delve back into our histories we will soon realize :- Seven hundred letters will go out tonight to all of the United States stating, "I got my Hop ticket today. Make plans accordingly." E1 BUY YOUR FOUNTAIN PENS AT ,ecture. best. HAROLD, HUMORIST Harold O. Mega, like his famous brother Carence, has achieved a wide reputation for himself on the cam- pus. His honors have been extended to him because of h,s ability and tal- ent as a humorist . You have probably heard Harold's jocular quips in the class room. If you are eagerly try- ing to get the most important points in a rather important lecture, Harold always comes to the rescue, breaking the monotony of the professor's talk with a merry outburst of wit that is bound to draw laughter from every- We are driven to frantic 'searching, and Harrowing-up of unfrequented coigns of our mind Where the galoshes of stray thoughts, And the gum-boots of suppresised de- sires linger And cower in the dark. UT there is this: 0, a Sunday there is a happy feeing BECAUSE We DO 'NOT HAVE TO COLYUMN! / * *A * GET OUT A that we have nothing in the present day that will compare with the Span- 3 'T*i ion" or the "Re~gn of Ter- ror" in French history. Such timesj cmli of the past. The world is' undoubtedly growing better when a period of years is con- sidered. The graph certainly shows a general! trend upward. There may be slight fluctuations and dips in the line at intervals but that does not keep thegeneral direction from being on the upgrade. The, world may have just pr psed through one of these de- pressed periods when people think of' killing their fellow men, but sooner or later we ivill climb back to our former level, regain what little may Our Own Tradition DETROIT UNITED LINE$ Ann Arbor and Jackson TIME TAB E (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars-- 6:oo a.m., 7:0o a.m., 8:0o a.m., 9:o5 a.m. and hourly to 9:05 p.m. Jackson Express Cars (local stops west of Ann Arbor)-9 :47 a.mn., and every two hours tO 9:47 p.m. Local Cars East Bound-7:oo a.m. ad every two hours to 9:oo p. m., 1 :oo p.m. To Ypsilanti only-11 :40 p.m., 1:15 a.ml. To Saline-Charge at Ypsilanti. Local Cars West Bound-7:5o a.m., 12:1(t p.m. To Jackson and Kalamazoo-Lim- ited cars 8:47, 10:47 a.m., 12:47, 2:47, 4:47 P.m. To Jackson and Lansing-Limited at 8:47 p.m. 1923 JANUARY 1923 1 2 3 4 5 6 8 9 10 11 12 13" 11 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 2, 25 26 27 28 29 30) 31 We do all kinds of Cleaning and Reblocking of hats at low prices for HIGH CLASS WORK. FACTORY HAT STORE 617 Packard Street Phone1792 It Costs No More for Our Competent Service IDER'S PEN SHOP 30)8 S. STATE ST. SKILLED REPAIRING THE ONLY PEN MAKERS IN THE STATE OF MICHIGAN - w~u.r { TRADITIONS seem to be Undersigned suggest that a the thing. system of Thelma Andrews j. A. Byacon Stanley M. Baxter Dorothy Bennetts Sidney Bielfield R. A. Billington Helen Brown W. B. Butler H. C. Clark A. 3. Connable Bernadette Cote Evelyn I. Coughlin Wallace F. Elliott axwell Feaid T. E. Fiske AG P. Webbink John 'Garl ighotuse kssistants Waltef S. Goodspeed Portia Goulder Ronald Halgrim Franklin D .Hepburn Winona A. Hibbard Edward J.Higgins Elizabeth Liebermann John McGinnis Samuel Moore M. 'H. Prryor W. B. Ra erty Robert G. Ramsay Campbell Robertson J. W. Rurwitch Soil J. Schnitz W., H. Stoneman Frederic G. Telmos l'hllj)Ip . VWagner "! BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 960 BUSINESS MANAGER ALBERT J-. PARKER Advetisig.........John J. Hamel, Jr. Advertising............ ..dward F. Conlin Advertising..............Walter K. S.-herer Copywriting...........David J. M. Paris Accounts..............Lawrence H. Favrott Circu~ation ....... ..Townsend 11. Wolfe Publication..............L. Beaumont Parks body in the room but the unapprecia-i tive lecturer himself. Harold is also the main cyclops of the klan of Joy-kiilers. When the beautiful heroine is shot by thej treacherous villain (on the screen), and the orchestra is playing sad, mournful music, and your eyes are moist, Harold always causes a re- versal of emotion and a generous round of applause with the statement that the villain used Wank oartridges in the scene of the shooting. Harold{ throws pennies at orchestras which dispjSease him, shouting at the ;same time "penny for your thoughts." He usually enters his class late, so as to give him opportunity for exploding his mirth *bomb by turning to the angry irptiructor and announcing in loud voice, "Let the class begin." - The campus is proud of Harold and his wonderful family. His .sister, Coedde, ha'i allowed us to extol her. virtues in The Daily columns -- she will be presented to her vast public soon. FOOD FOR FRESHMEN Opportunity wilil be presented to the freshmen at the end of this semester for participation in campus activities. Th3 should be viewed enthusiastical- ly by the class of '26, and the inter- vening time may well be spent by the1 yearling in considering his aptitude for the various fields offered. Athlet- its, publications, and dramatics pro- vide a necessary outlet for surplus en-! thusiasm, and the training received in these activities will directly or indi- toques suitable cream-coloredn Instructors- elongated nubb Assistant pro vermilion nubb Associate pro fireman's helm tinctive heaa ; e a r and uggste 1',.tHave been lost and continue the up- and suggested VI it ward march. colors:w Teaching assist - ants-Old rose with G ANE S nubbin on top. Same colors, but with (Cornell Sun) in. The practical disadvantages of the fs-P um color with two-term system of collegiate instruc- in -tion are particularly evident during fs-Woolen collapsible the present period, that between the t. for faculty wear be inaugurated. Under- signed is crazy over the idea. Following is a picture of dis- tinrtixo h artcr d a Y Kenneth Seick George Rockwoo Perry M. Hayde Eugene ,. Dunn Wn. Graulich, 3 John C. Haskin, C. L. Putnam E. D. Armantroi Herbert W. Coo Wallace Flower William 14. Reid Edvward B. Ried Harold L. Hale Wm. D. Roesse Assistants Allan S. Morton d James A. Dryer n Wm. H. Good it Clyde L. Hagerman r. Howard Hayden Venry Freud Herbert P. Bostick ut D, L. Pierce per Clayton Purdy 1. B. Sanzenbacher i. Jr. Clifford Mitts le Ralph Lewright Philip Newall WEEK BEGIN. SHUBERT MATINEES Tomorrow Tuesday ( onday) C IAIThursday :TAN. m15HIA,'Saturday OPPOSITE CADILLAC HOTEL PHONE MAIN 7790 TONIGHT - LAST TIME: "NICE PEOPLE" THE COMPANY - INTV The C/are Kummer Vigorous Melodrama' k - L SUNDAY, JANUARY 14, 1923 rectly, be used to good advantage. j Night Editor-JULIAN ELLIS MACK Everyone desires to get the most out of his undergraduate days and it IN A WORTHY CAUSE is also true that our own benefits will Charity is a two-faced animal. One be in direct proportion to our efforts. Student activities furnish inaluable farc scwlsandgivs, he othr media for meeting new men: on a new smiles and gives. The first belongs to { the individual who groans whenever he s asked to contribute to some I cause that is truly deserving, and who "comues across" with the spirit of a victim surrendering his posses- sions to a highwayman. The other reasons and considers whenever he is asked. to make a donation, and if in his opinion the cause is justifiable, he gives what he can spare, sometimes at a personal sacrifice. The Student Christian association, which commences a three-day cam- paign Tuesday to raise the much-° needed sunm of $4,000, will not have to convince the second of the two in- dividuals above described that the purpose is a worthy one, for he is acquainted with the many beneficial' functions which the organization per- forms. It is the other person, how- ever, who will be difficult to persuade, but let him pay a visit to Lane hall; where the S C. A. is housed, and see for himself the wonderful work which is being undertaken there and he will soon appreciate the value of a body such as this is. The S. C. A. is not asking for funds to decorate its building or to raise salaries, but rather for the unselfish purpose of securing sufficient money to "carry on' next year in an even better manner than it has this year. The worthiness of such a cause is not easily denied. ON SPEAKING ENGLISH basis and the value of a wider ac-1 quaintance is evident. Along with consideration of per- sonal advantages, the following is al- so to be considered 1by those who are satisfied with an egotistical delight in inertia. 'The various sports and pub- lications of the University require constant upbuilding of personnel and it is the duty of every freshman to rp- ceive training now so that he may eventually carry on the work as an upperclassman. It is essential that the activities be given whole-hearted support and this cannot be accom- plished by holding aloof. The class of '26 will soon have its chance to mean- ure up with its predecessors and prove that it is not burdened with the ancient dogma, "Let George 'Did It," It . is, only by the co-operation ofdrdi- vidulal effort that the high standards of Michigan activities will be main- tained. Well-rounded and well-direct-~ ed effort will determine the successful man. CONSTANTINE OF GREECE Thursday morning in the city of Palermo, Sicily, was ended one of the stormiest careens in European royal-' ty when Constantine, former king of Greece, died unexpectedly. One year the undisputed hero of a million Greeks, the next a lonely, despised, and exiled monarch, Constantine's life was an excellent instance of "what infinite heart-eape must kings neglect which private men enjoy". Twice he Professors - violet; visor, pale cl'ice of the Christmas holidays, and mauve (no nubbin). the end of the first semester. These anitors-Blue denim, nubbin of difficulties are repeated, in a lesser white lamb's-wool. degree, between the spring recess and President Burton - Nothing - he the June examinations, and again, at doesn't need it, that time, the three-term system, Would suggest that for. convenience which has advocates both in the fac- in identification grad. students who ulty, and among the .studento, seems are also members of the teaching infinitely superior. staff wear first their cap of special Students invariably underestimate design, signifying their faculty rat-. the amount of work they have to do ing and then on top of that wear the between Christmas and the final ex- usual postgraduate toque. aminations, and overestimate the time arch, lurch afforded in which to complete it. He- *Confirms suspicion. turnig as- they do from .the more or, * * * less hectic and fatiguing two weeks SSnowball in Orcus of vacation, they are confronted with blocks of prelims, severa: term re- (rw ay ericn)dports only just started, or not started There was a young soph'more named Ot al'l, outside reading reports neglect- RHe'siice. ed to date, and review -for the final Hes ates so da' w n I examinations all in a period of about He skates so kaam' wel onrthe three weeks. He could skate right to Hell. The thought of the work to be done Don't publish this poem-it's not nice. may rest, like is pall, over the stu, I. BETTIE WOOD. mo dent'A holiday; be may be compel- * *i E ed to work at home, under conditions This Collich Education far from conducive to accurate, satins- "Well, well," said the rhetoric in- factory study; or he may even return atructor, strolling into Hill for the to Ithaca early, or leave late, in an ef- Castle debacle, "I see all the co-eds fort to mnake up lost time. 11n any case, have turned out to a man!"' unless he be an exceptional under- graduate, the work of the last three "BILL WOULD PREVENT weeks is always too hurried, too la- MOCKING OF PASTORS" bored, and too great in amount, to be -News Head., satisfactorily completed This is of Do not giggle when your preacher course, his own fault, but human na- Chants at you in ho'y tones ture being what it is, the conditions Or your levity may cost you which obtain are those to be ex- Thirty days or fifty bones. I pected. On the other side of the ledger, we When his pious incantations Efind that the college year might easily Seem to ou like tommy-rot 4e divided into three semesters, end- And you want to raise objections ing with the Christmas and spring Think again: you'd better not. ;holidays, and the cloise of the second term. All the work of each term You must listen reverently would be completed during an unin-I To the sacerdotal chaff, terrupted stay at Ithaca, the work of But retire into your closet ' the term reviewed, the reports hand- If you feel youre going to laugh. ed in, and 'the examinations taken, be- fore each of three recesses. Students There's a bill to protect preachers 'would leave for home prepared to Though they be egregious asses; have an enjoyable time, with no Let's have one good laugh together I thought of work on their minds, and Right away before it passes return without having to make up LORD HELPUS- belated work, and cudgel their brains' * * * to remember facts driven from their DEAR CAL: .. .. ... .... . .:......minds by their holiday experiences. If a girl smiled at you; as she did, Undouibtedy, many objections would And you smiled aback; as I did, be raised. From the students, oppo- And you went up to talk to her; as sition would grow up because of the I did, threat to Junior Week. From the Fac- I And she packed you in cracked ice; ulty, tradition and precedent, and the as she did, work of reorganizing courses, would, Wouldn't you deduce from this that I muster many into the forces of the she's a co-ed, I opposition. Nevertheless the advan- and that she's a sister of the guy who tages are patent. stole a One member of the faculty recently dime out of a %lind man's cup; as 1 stated that undergraduates might did? wrork the change, did they so desire. LOOP LIZARD Whether or not student sentiment fav- 5 * a' or the three-term system seems to Some verdlammte magazine adver- be a fit question to be taken up by tises an article on "How Frank Crane the proper organ of student govern- Developed His Brain." nCent, the Student Council. The ulti- h k hmate decision would rest with the fac- Some has been kidding hi! ulty, and the Council, should it find * * ~ he undergraduate body in favor of - - '. - - - . - I ADRIAN-ANN ARBOR BUS Schednle in Effect October 18, 1922 Central Tie (Slow Time) D XX D ti 1. A.M. P.M. P.M. 3:45 7:45 Adrian ... 72:45 8:45 1'.15 :15...Tecumseh :.12:1s 815 j 4:30 8:30 - Clinton .... 12:00 8:00 5:t5 9:15 .. Saline 11. m:15 7:15 5:45 9:45 Ar nn Arbor4. 10:45 :45 (Court Io.~ Square) A. M, D-Daily. X-Daily except Sundays 'and 1-lolidays. Friday and Saturday special bus for studrnts leaves Adrian 1:45. leaves E Ann Arbor 4:45. JAMES H. LLLIOTT, Proprietor trP onc 946-M Atrian, M ich. BOAARD REDUCED 2 MEALS-$4OO 64)4 E AST WASHINGTON As Played by Sydney Blackmer ®. MAN" H ere's a favorite fox . Tueadayv Nights 50c, 75c, $1 Mats. sart25c-50c Each Attraction Begins on Monday and Closes on Sunday WEEK OF JAN. 25TH--"THE RIDDLE WOMAN" today's itner. It's Baked Virginia Ham superbly browned, sea- soned with cloves-30c I FIRST TIME IN DETROIT arcade Cafeteria 5, Up stairs, Nic kels' Arcade LM white enamel finishe their good valu. Watch our E GA 0 .. 'Q QUALITY. fw j 0 R10 FIXTURES FOR THE BATHROOM ,, These little articles are what make a bath- room, handy .and convenient and in select- ing bathroom fixtures you'll find here a large assortment in the popular nickel or I Many of the habits of the native was compelled to resign froi his Englishman are at once puzzling and throne amid the elamour of his scoun- often a source of amusement to his trymen shouting "away with hirn, American cousin. His use of the Eng- away with him". lish language especially is sometimes Constantine passed across the stage miade to appear the subject of popu- of European affairs at & time when the lar humor. But whitl:e the American country he ruled Was the cock-pit of f1 es. See our assortment-you Main Street Windos, AM reanE A EA will readily realize for Specials I