THE MICHIGAN DAILY SATRA Y, DO WE WANT ITT Upperclassmen in the literary col- .FE.N I lege are privileged to take final ex-1T D O OASEDRL OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE aminations under the honor system 1 UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN 4 by notifying the instructor of their EEf f "THEIREIS 1 X0N Published every morning except Monday dgsire through petitioning. As most I ETHOD LBYI ring the University year by the Board in students on the campus seem to be >ntrol of Stude t Publications.uWHICI ONE MAY ...____- unaware of this l act it might be fit- E A W1N TER ANTT1 ," Member of Western Conference Editorial ing for professors to call for a class TOUARTN ssociation. vote to decide tinder which system The Associated Press is exclusively e,,,the examination is to be- taken 'at LAST NIGHT'S lupercalia certain-, tied to the use for republication of all least, in classes. composed predom- ly rocked the foundations of this uni-I ews dispatches credited to it or not other-;inatel of juniors and seniors. ise credited in this paper and the .local y voisity. One youth of our acquaint- ews published therein. Two years ago the honor system was tried out in the literary college ance is sporting a flock of smoked Eichigan, as second class matter. A r under the plan of making it optional glasses today. The singer was nota- Subscription by carrier or mail, $3-50. for upperclassmen. The results at ble for the solidity of her technique-- Offices: Ann Arbor Press Building, May'- ard Street. , that time were highly satisfactory shot-put, hammer-throw - all the Phones: Iditorial, 2414 and 176-M; Busi- both to its student advocates and the heavy stunts. We understood Duke es., g6o. - administration. Faculty men signi- Yellman's orchestra was to officiate, Communications not to exceed3soo words fied their approval of it in answers but by the program the Carrie Jacobs figned, the signature not necessayttoausinarehtwssntu.1 ppear in print, but as an evidence offaith, to aquestionnaire that was sent out. Band also ,held forth (or fifth). ed notices of events will be published in But it was thought best to continue . : s the Daily at the discretion of the Editor, if eft at or mailed to The Daily office. Un- the optional plan until the honor sys- Introducing Hester igned communications will receive no Con- tem should become more rHspoflsive to on. No manuscript will be returned DEAR CAL: Am pleased to notice the writer encloses postage. The Daily student opinion. that Alfred has a mate on the cam- ot necessarily endorse the sentiments It is 'scarcely more than two weeks sed in the communications. pus. She is about the most chic little until final examinations. To force cement mixer I have ever seen, and EDITORIAL STAFF the honer system on the students by I I thought you would be p'eased to Telephones 2414 and 176.3M legislation might prove unwise. But know that her name is Hester. It really is time that she received a for- MANAGING EDITOR should be permitted to take an exam- mal introduction to "our college", so MARION B. STAHL ination under the honor system if he .at.t poesrssol c-prl take great pleasure in being the ews Editor................Paul Watzel wants it. Professors should co-ope one to do it-et certera, ad nau.seam. ity Eir..it..... ....James1B. Young ate wi fstudents in the mattert (Don't you think. Hester ought to be AsitrtCt dtr ..Marion iKem.ra l3(o' o tikHse uh ob )ditorial l3oard Chairman ......E. . Meiss ichstened, as a token of our esteem? Might Edtitrs- proves unfavorable they might segre- 1 alght Edyrs l~r~ l -Our boys can get IT!) kalph byrs Harry Hoe gate the students who want the hon- Eve' our faithful, T. P . Dawson, Tr. JE . Mack 1lvryou atfl L. J. 1lershdorfer R. C. Moriarty or system from the others. SUSAN SOX i. A. Donahue If the initiative is left to the stu- 'rts Editor.................F. i. McPike iy Magazine Editor.. .Delbert Clark dents noaone need feel backward in From (astr and Pollux 11t !duetsr....... ........Marion BochFrm(atrndPlu or Eio. ..........Donald Coney starting a petition, as at present stu-Th elpatasgatar ference Editor............1. 11. Grundy dent opinon is the vital factor in d Ts sic Edtori.......-.....". . AeiHow does he keep them warm, my Editorial Board system will be usedd s yell Kerr Maurice Berman d{_ _eas,_ tin Klaver Eugene Carmichael When the stormy winds do blow? EDITORIAL COMMENT 'I a ,.. LAST EDITION OF 1VOItKNI HOURS (Ohio State Lantern) The union man works eight hours and calls it a day The office man works eight or nine hours, occasion- ally taking work home with him. The executive may spend only a few hours in his office, but he spends many hours outside thinking and planning his work. The lawyer often works far into the night on a difficult case, and the physician may be found working at all hours. When does the college student world. His hours are even more va- ried than those of the' country doc- tor, who is liable to be called out at any time of night. He may be found working into the wee small hours of the morning or he may be up with th gray of dawn, struggling with some tough assignment. More often than not he goes to a basketball game, a movie, or a dance cirly in the evening,,and then gets Inly an hour or two of sleep, be- cause his work must be done. After the average laiw-abiding citizen is asleep the fraternity house or col- lege dormitory is a hive of industry. Studying is done in odd hours and moments, when a planned schedule would make this unnecepssary. But part of the charm of college life lies in the fact that the student can enjoy a basketball game, even if he must work until 3 a. m. to get out his school work; that he can linger over a cup of coffeewith friends when he knows that he should be working on a term report; that he can enjoy himself at a banquet and work all night that a final may be passed and 'a good grade made in the course. He finds som~e time to get his school work, take part ineschool activities. and not slight the social side of life. Sleep is missed until it can be put off no longer, when it is viuaIly caught in snatches in the classroom; term reports are handed in on the last day of grace, and much studying is postponed until the last minute--all of which adds to the zest of modern college life. The college student has no working hours, bu he may be found working at all hours. A 6 G BOOKi r~ A B OTH STORES i A But -he couldn't have been deader, if he'd been dead wrong." Try a Classified Ad-it pays.-Adv. I *~1 1 Il C 11 7 7 Ima Andrewsi nley N Baxt Eothy Bennetts fey Bielfield Billington n Brown . B. Butler C. Clark 13. Connable :rnadette Cote relyn I. Coughti allace F. Elliot seph Epstein axwell Fead 1;E. Fiske iabbink ,,i Garlirghous Assistants Walter S. Goodspeed Portia Goulder er Ronald Halgrim Franklin I) .Hepburn Winona A. H-ibbard Edward J. Higgins Elizabeth Liebermann John McGinnis Samuel Moore M. H. Pryor W. B. Rafferty n Robert G. Ramsay t Campbell Robertson J. W. Ruwitch Soll J. Schnitz W.i : Stoneman Frederic G. Telmos e 'hilip Mt wanrn TO RESTRICT GUN PLAY A more stringent law on the pur- chase and carrying of firearms is ad vocated by. Col. Roy C. Vandercook, Commissioner of Pubf3ic Safety. The habitual gun carrier, whether an oth- erwise law abiding citizen or not is looked upon as a public menace. Even the most self-controlled person, it is argued, is at times swept away in the E tlflU'h By listening to the scandal, Murch That flocks about the lot lHe keeps his ears both nice and warm Andi sometimes really hot I swore off smoking for a month To I-ease a lass A week has pvrsed and now I think I am an ass. DETROIT UNITED LINE$ Ann Arbor and Jackson TIME TABLE (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars- 6:oo a.m., :oo an, 8:oo a.m., 9: c am. and hourly to 9 :05 p.m. Jackson Express Cars (local stops west of Ann Arbor)-9:47 a.m., and every two hours to 9:47 pn. Local Cars East Bound-7:oo a.m. and every two hours to 9:oo p. m., 1 r :oo p.m. To Ypsilanti only-11:40 p.m., 1:15 a.m. To Saline-Change at Ypsilanti. Local Cars West B<.und--7:50 a.m., 12:1au I.m. To Jackson and Kalamazoo-Lim- ited cars 8:47, 10:47 a.m., 12:47, 2:47, 4:47 p.m. To Jackson and Lansing--Limited at 8:47 p.m. 1923 JANUARY 1923 1 2 3 4 5 6 ( 8 i) 1$, ItI 12 13a 1k 15 16 17 1S 19 24) 21 22 23 2 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 We do all kinds of Cleaning and Reblocking, of hats at low prices for HIGH CLASS FACTORY HAT STORE 617 Packard Strect Phone 17.9 ADRIAN-ANN ARBOR BUS Schedule in Effect October 18, 1922 Central Time (Slow Time) I) X X D ,11 A. M. P.M. P.M. 3:45 7:45 . Adrian ... 72:4S$ 8:45 4-1 8: 5'.. T'ecurmseh .'.'.1.5 :r t:30 8:30 ... . Clinton .... 12:oo 8:oo 5:i5 9:15 .... Saline .... 11:15 7:15 5:45 9:45 Ar Ann Arbort.v. 10;45 6:45 -(Court Hos-e Square) A. M. D-Daily. X-Daily except Sundays and Holidays. Friday and Saturday special hbs for students leaves Adrian 1:45, leave Ann Arbor 4:45. JAMES H. iLLLIOTT, Proprietor rion.2 926-M Adrian, Mich. BOARD REDUCED 2 MEALS-$400 604 EAST WASHINGTON LABORATORY APPARATUS CO., INC. 306-312 SOUTH IAIN (2nd Floor) l 1 77 i E MAVA L 6ALE 1.NOWON BIG DISCOUNTS ON WATCHES, DIAMONDS, JEWELRY, SILVER- ' I WARE, GL.ASSWAR:E AND CHINA A FEW SPECIAL PRICES Alarm Clocks at ...................$.98 Cut Glass Sherbet at per doz...........$5.00 Wrist Watches at. . .. .... .. $10.00 s $15.00 and $18.00 values -- cl~ndrera~y JEWELERS 113 EAST LIBERTY STREET After March Iat 304 South M1lin Street """" "- - " " "" """ "" "" '"" """" --" -na T-7 FE - 1 - BURGESS "B" BATTERIES $3.0 WE RECHARGE RADIO "A"l' t 11 1Ul BATTERIES BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 960 BUSINESS MANAGER ALBERT J. PARKER, face of extraordinary taxation of mf urch powers of equanimity. Fate moves in manners odd and quaint That the gun carrier has an unfair Its ends to bring. advantage over the other person is The king and council rules the land- realized by muost confirmed thugs of t a woman rules the king, England, who appreciate the unsports- * * * manlike position they are taking Jpl iter in The Daily Office when they confront a victim with the Brow that befits the world's creator vertising..............John J. Hamel, Jr. odds so decidedly in their favor as k" vertising................Edward F. Corlin vertising..............Walter K.Scherer to be the only one in the party with pywriting..-...... ....-)avid J. M. Park a . Sthe counts...... ...Lawrence Ht. Favrotapig o not to encouraethe r ie :lat on.. .........ownlsend H. Wolfe totting of firearms on the part of b cation,..............L. Beaumont Parks 1 Assistants I criminals the English police alsotab- enneth Seick Allan S. Morton !stain from their use, and a mutual errge Rokwood James A. Dryer -ounderstanding of disarmament is said Eugene I. Dunne Clyde L. Hagerman to prevail. If this is true, it appears Wui. Graulich, Jr. Itoward Hayden John C. Haskin *ibenry Freud to be the only ease on record Where C. L. Putnam flerbert P. Bosticl4 Isc cem a okd E?. D. Armantrout D. L. Pierces sh r Herbert W. Cooper Clayton Purdy But we are not well enough con- Wallace Flower T. B. Sanzenbacher k Wiam WIr. Reid. Jr. Clifford Mitts vinced as to the integrity of crooks Edward B. Riedle Ralph Lewright to advocate this system here. And Harold L. Hale Philip Newallt Wi. D. Roesser no matter how stringent our laws on the purchase of firearms are made, 1 .a long as the manufacture of guns and jrevolvers goes on unrestricted it will SATURDAY, JANUARY 13, 1923 be extremely difficult to enforce them. -- ---- ------ ;Sportsmen would probably bemoan Night Editor-L. J., HERSHDORFER 1 any attempt to curb the output of 'guns in this country allotted for pri- IN HONOR OF THE COACH * vate use. But we have heard too On November 22, 1922, The Daily much of the playfu. antics of gun- suggested editorially that the new men to condole their pleas. Others fied housenowmbeing erected upon ight argue that any attempt to con- trol production in this line would 'be Ferry field should be named in honor a malicious and unconstitutional at- of Coach Fielding H. Yost. Since that tempt, to dominate private industry. \tinr many 4 enthusiastic supporters But the cogency of this argument Sare been won to the idea. One peti- would be weakened by the disastrous ion has been- circulated and turned gun play of the past year which has to the Board in Control of Ath- tended to make state or government while the Student council is interference a necessity. at p esent circulating another for the - - T1 /T ' r mtwi Strength to defeat the Giants* un- S aided: hocould it be save Juvo Pater? Hut ohl ow fallen, how degraded! I-Hc looked around with glazed eye; i ' j EX'i'EMPOANEOUM LESSONS (Indiana Daily Student) Occasionally a professor stops in a discourse upon the subject suppos- ed to occupy the hour and finds his students following him closely through an extemporaneous lecture upon a topic far-a ;tray from the pro- Mm-wn cnn3sca fn liim tinnn cniv him { gne por tonimnon sa nl fssor's seilzdknowledge ti even;, ',ectures of this ort by which the But, self-important, hustled by I student is most often most impressed The Sovereign of Earth and Heaven. and which he is apt to regard as the nost valuable lessons of his college "Vae!', cried Olympus' star Lothario, career Even the women now neglect me, There is something attractive in I yearn for Leda and for fair lo, these informal, wayside conversa- And all the other dames who necked tions, when a professor of mathemat- me ics interrupts the circumscribing of I None perceive my power and godhead, While I, on my part, cannot see Who's boss, or 'why, I'll ask this guy If he can't hand the dope to me." The other stared at him as though He were a strange new animile, Regarded him from crown to toe, And answered with a scornfuil smile: "Our plan's efficient, though unique- Victory goes to those 'who roarx most." I heard Zeus give a tragic shriek, And saw him carried feet foremost.1 TOMAS A. CELANO. *Not John J's. Mortality statistics concerning those who got j-op permits are out. M. Coue got his start in a corre- spondence school remarked OOD yes- terday. TRADITION ESTABLISHING DE-X PARTMENT, University of Michigan. (Through, but not in care of, Caligua) Dear Department: To your already somewhat impos- ing list may I not suggest adding one more tradition, the good sense of which will not, it is hoped, too great- ly militate against its adoption? Herefter, when any Freshman, or am purpose. SIGNS OF MUTIN1 AAd not only has this agitation been 1 Completely eclipsing any physical onrined to Ann Arbor. Detroit pa- suffering our army may have under- er, have taken up the cry, and alum- gone during thd war will ibe the A throughout the country have ex- mental agony of our soldiers station- rcssed their opinion that the naming ed at Coblenz or when they arrive f the new athletic structure in his once again on domestic soil. At least, .onor would be a fitting acknowledg- this,-is the only inference that can be gent of the services which Coach Yost drawn from mast of the press dis- as rendered the University. patches that ha" been arriving Some objections have arisen to the liately. roposition on the grounds that Mich- Conjecture, how hard it will be on gan will have a ,stadium at some the poor private who has been used imne in the future and this would to drawing a salary in seven figures ): ovide a grander and more fitting to suddenly find himself back again tructure to bear his name. But Mich- at thirty dollars per .month. But this gan cannot hope to have a new sta- is not the only cruel feature concom- Hunai for decades to come. Her itant with hist return He will have parabolas on the blackboard to de- liver to his class a free lecture upon the appreciation of poetry; when a professor of political science stops to go upon a chatty excursion into the value of traveling slowly on a jour- ney and making the time spent worth- while; when an economics professor breaks off from the technical defini- tions of his subject to discourse upon the .arger asp\cts of pres(At-day events and the need of reading news- papers and periodicals; when the his- tory professor suddenly forgets his recitation of the age of feudalism and launches into an inspired message ; upon the cultural value of architec- ture; when the professor of Chaucer for a moment discards his metrics and talks upon the practical political questions of the day Many things are discussed at these informal lectures Campus affairs come up for a moment; subjects which the student has an opportuni- ty of discussing in a special course but which do not attract his attention nearly so much or make so indelible an impression as in these impromp- tu lectures, occupy the classroom for a moment, brighten up an otherwise uninteresting hour, and estabAsh a closer sympathy between the in- structor and his students. Th extemporaneous lesson, not list- ed in the University catalogue and unscheduled in any syllabus, affords the professor opportunity to driva home lessons to his students The wire-fence salesman who can talk interestingly upon Milton or Dante, often has the power of converting his listener,- to a. purer appreciation of literature than the most learned pro- fessor of English literature. So the professor of economics may be ab'e to interest his pupils in the paint- ings of Rembrandt, and the profes- ,sor of music may be able to say some- thing which will set the student to thinking upon sociological and eco- nomic problems. sands now accomn:odate more than to renounce the quiet German villaay h assmatt, icue X0,000 spectators, and those in au- in favor of noijy, army barracks. room of the Library, in any- hority have serious doubts as to genuine liquor for God knows what, thing above the most subdued whis- whether any larger stadium will be and a life of leisure for the strenuous!per, participate in conversation with, orthwhil fimncial lor courtship of, a similar rodent. let vorth while financially, existence of drilling and early rising.;i The field house, on the other hand, We cannot understand the apathy it be a hoary tradition that all true las been described as "the greatest of those logacious senators and ed- Michiganders within earshot of the of- ias f thse oqacoussenaorsand d Ifensive sound shall, with pens, pen- ingle athletic building in the coun- itors who demanded his return. Buts, iry and the host and most complete now that the American flag has been I fists, jack-knives, vanity-boxes or aI' around college athletic plant in removed from Coblenz, we may ex- other suitable objects at once set up, America". Ever since Coach Yost pect mutiny in our army. Who wants and persist in, svch a rapping as shall ook his ofaice as Director of Athlet- to leave a job worth three million a serve to convey to a mind of even the to eav a ob ort thee illon !indicated calibre the high esteem in es his aims have been to obtain a month in a quiet country for thirty which the absence or silence of its iuilding in which to house all indoor i dollars a month in Amdrica? owirevr wuiu U luchnu r ports and it is largely through his fluence that the present enterprise as undertaken. The new field house represents one more great stride towards "Athletics for All", a policy the full attainment That A pastor should see the neces- sity in flogging prisoners when the occasion arises is queer after read- ing the sad pleas against it emanat- ing from the pens of certain master s rrit.i .ltnnln tc, owner wouldt be held. O'HELWITHEM. * * * ' "LOT-ountain pen by lady half full of ink." - * * * "It ought to be cold when winter Reflecting on the Ann Arbor cam- I paign against careless driving we are reminded of that little bit of verse