TPY r. 7q' l THE MICHIGAN DAILY THU RSDAY, JAI R RY __r_ _._. _ ._ _ ._- _ tr A u s'! xI i I 0 E5IV..n ., _F i".t'I P W _ Pu " -v ~i ir~ zrnt ,n-a ., _g 8 , . .. ea- b' th I r .. . . .. . . v ' -.- I'u b - .. _ , . n 'l _. vi~tin~ f un'istace at ot; 'fl ti' have r'a1::1 ._ thai .._ . _. _ iain _. .. u'vie& . ; t a m°E..,apl .. a i i ,a gaiizaiont, r hedi nl; in a . n i T -'n T'ca ° r. '- .i up t- _; . -'D 1 . t _ .. _ihd t .- ,i * a;~ Kin IEDITORIAL COMMENT /HREE Y'S TO( OF HREMO1T 3~ L'lal (Cornell Daily Sun)} Shakespeare - tells us that all the BERNIE KIRK world is a stage and that all the men years ago the oval sped and women are merely players. His mAhand to hand that loved the characterization of the situation is ad- work, mirable, but he couched his statement eekly tales of triumphs read in general terms, when he said that _ omnipresent "Gipp to Kirk." mIen were "merely players". We all can readily see what is meant by But Gipp was taken out-and then "players", but unfortunately, or per- The forward nass was not the same; laps in one sense we might even say And Bernie moved to Michigan fortunately ,there are different varie- - And further tablets knew his name. ties of the specie. In the first place, there is the Patronize Daily adver LAST EDITION OF IlGAN SONG B O O K :- A T :-:E CYRABAN8' BOTH STORES n 1 wie ~eii'di t's-',. adthr b"'xaOf ilrding\ a yel 'i r Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, nalistic fraternity, organized the Michigan, as second class matter. Michigan News bureau for the proper Subscription by carrier or mail, $3 y. irculation of news from the Univer- Offices: Ann Arbor Press..IBuilding May- ciruaino esfo h nvr nard Street. sity. The bureau, whose work has Phones: Editorial, 2414 and 146.M; Busi- ness. 6o. been carried on entirely by members; . s; Communications not to exceed S~oo words if signed, the signature not necessarily to appear in print, but as an evidence of faith, nd notices oftevents will be published in 'he Daily at the discretion of the Editor, if kIft at or mailed to The Daily office. Un- signed communications will receive no '.on- siration. No manuscript will be returned unless the writer 'encloses postage. The Daily does not necessarily endorse the sentiments expressed in the communications. I)ITORIAL STAFF Telephones 2414 and 176-3[ MANAGING EDITOR MARION B. STAHL News Editor.................Paul Watzel lity Jidtor................James B. Young Assistant City Editor...........Marion Kert lEditorial Board Chairman.......E. R. Meiss Night IEditors- 1{aip'n Jb'yers, Harry Hocy . '. Dawson, Jr. E a. Mack 1,. J. Hlershdorfer D. C. Moriarty 1t. A. Donahue Sports Editor.................F. H. McPike hunday Vagazine Editor......Delbert Clark Women's F',ditor...............Marion Koch humor Editor...... .......Donald Coney 'oiference Editor...........1. 1. Grundy Pictorial JEditor.................Robert Taft Music Editor....................E. H. Ailes Assistants Thelma Andrews tohn Garlinghiouse J. A. Bacon Walter S,. Groodspeed Stanley M. Baxter Portia Goulder Dorothy Bennetts Ronald Halgrim Maurice Berman Franklin D .Hepburn Sidney Bielfield Winona A. Hibbard R. A. Brillington Edward J. Higgins helen Brown Lowell Xerr W. 1B.Butler Elizabeth LiebermannI 11. C. Clark John McGinnis 1ugene Carmichael, Samuel Moore A. B. Connable M. H. Pryor Bernadette Cote W. B. Rafferty Vvelyn I. Coughlin Robert G. Ramsay W1allace F. Elliott CamiAbell Robertson Joseph Epstein J. W. Ruwitch Maxwell Fead Soll J. Schnitz T, . F.Fiske X. H, Stoneman of the organization, was not intended as a permanent one, but was design-j ed to function until some time when the Regents should establish a public- ity bureau through University appro- priation. At the present time the Michigan News bureau, with the aid of the And when he'd run his college span, "player" who always replies "yes" to At Christmas time the fickle fates everything his employer says; who is Called time and He, the only 'coach always seeking the footlights of fav- who can, .or, tliiniing that by so agreeing with Had joined again the famous mates. everything he will always be in the good graces of his boss, and be the Despite the sadness and dismay, first in line for promotion. He is the The sudden truth where sorrows type of man who is soon understooc, Board in Control of Student Publica- lurk, tions, is carrying on an extensive wire It's good to feel that Gipp today, and mail service to all parts of the Is there to welcome Bernie Kirk. country. The bureau is obtaining ac -Quinn A. Ryan in Wake of the curate and desirable news for the Un!- News versity. Nevertheless, its growth is * * * hampered by a lack of funds and the Dear Caly: Although this is a little! limited amount of time which the bit belated on. account of the Waily members of Sigma Delta Chi can de- not putting forth a Christmas extra vote to it. I would like to inform you of a little, Michigan is a community in itself, happening that took iplace in our and needs a publicity director who own venerable Engineering depart-s can devote all of his time to the dis~ ment. It seems that a certain in-3 semination of news concerning the structor was not very well pleased' University. If the sincerity of the be- with the work done by one of his lief of those students most interested sections so upon the advent of the! in the publicity accorded Michigan in cherished holidays he remarked, this regard may be indicated by tiie "Well, Merry Christmas, and I hopej commendable work the Michigan that when you return you will have News bureau is carrying on, the more in your heads than you do Board of Regents might well recon- now." and who soon loses the admiration and respect of his fellowmen, and who if given a position of responsi- Oiay cannct be relied on to make i.'ttghty decisions on his own initia- tive. Occupying the center of this world's stage is the "player" who, if, the bromide is pardoned, might readily be characterized as "from Missouri". -te is the "actor" who is not endowed with a "one-track" mind, but who, even though he believes in one way of doiag' a thing is not averse to hav-. ing another way shown him, and if he can be shown that the new method is better than his, Will readily adopt it.. le it is who,.upon seeing anothet "actor" play the same' part more effectively than he has been doing it, will change his "make-up" and con- tinue the role in 'a larger capacity. DETROIT UITED LIK.$ Ann Arbor and Jackson TIME TABLE (Eastern Standard Time) detroit Limited and Express Cars- 6:oo a.m., /:oo a.m., 8:oo a.m., 9:05 411iid h utrly to 9:05 pti. Jachson Express Cars (local stops "st of Ann Arbor)---9 47 a.m., and t-, e two nours to 9:47 P.M. . Local Cars East Bound-7:oo a.mn. a.i every two hours to 9 :oo1,.in., i i :oo p.m. To Ypsilanti only-it1 :40 p m., i :15 a.M. To Saline-Change at Ypsilanti. Local Cars West Bc and-7 :50 a.m., i2:1(1 p.mi. To Jackson and Kalamazoo-Lim. iced cars 8:47, 10:47 a.m.,12 :47, 2:47, 4:47 p.m. To Jackson and Lansing-Limited at 8:47 p.1n. St art the New Year right by eating at the Y nn where the food is carefully selected, scien- tifically prepared and attractive- ly, served. ,4 O sider thoroughly the request which has been made them for the establish- ment of a publicity bureau at Mich- gan. ITHE WRONG ATTITUDE . President Marion L. Burton's refer-; ence some time ago to the fact that, And with one accord the class i C 1 7E 1 7 c x a a 7 A. P. Webbink Frederic G. Telmos scholarship is not properly regarded1 BUSINESS STAFF by the student body should not pass Telephone 960 from the student mind without serf-' ous reflection. BUSINESS MANAGER When the facts are investigated the ALBERT J. PARKER conclusion must be reached that Advertising...............John J. Iamel, Jr. President Burton has presented a, Ahivertising..............,Edward F. Conlin sad truth. Those students who have Advertising...............Walter K. Scherer Accounts..... .......Lawrence H. Favrot distinguished themselves by their ~c ti.aioni................wsend 1. Wolfe Publication.........L. Beaumont Parks scholarship are likely to be the tar- Copyrighting.............David J. M. Park gets of no end of satiric or "witty" Assistants remarks concerning, their accomplish- Kenneth Seick Allan S. Morton ments. While in the hearts of most George Rockwood James A. DryerW Perry M. Hayden Wm; II. Good students there is a profound respect E ugene 7.. Dunne Clyde L. Hagerman Wm. (,raulich, Jr. ' Jloward Haaden for the Phi Beta Kappa man or honor John C. H-askinj 1Ieiry Freud C. J . Putnam erbert P. Bostick student, there is seldom heard any E. D Armantrout D. L. Pierce verbal manifestation of this respect. Wllrace Floweorr latoPannbacher The friends of the honor student are Wtiam i. Reid..Tr. Clifford Mitts more likely to shower him with com- Edward B. Riedle Ralph Lewright I larold L. Hale Philip Newall ment of an uncomplmentary nature. Win. D. Roesser While it is universally recognized that students come to the University for the primary purpose of study an(; research, those who command the aud' THURSDAY, JANUARY 4, 1923 1 ible applause of their fellows are the ones who "get by" with the minimum Night Editor-J. P. DAWSON, JR. amount of- study. The man who distin- BERNIE KIRK guishes himself in athletics or col- Michigan students left Ann Arbor lege activities is heralded as a true December 16 rejoicing in the possibil- college hero, and justly so, but shoula ities of a gay and joyful holiday sea, not the scholarly student be accorded son. They returned from, their fes- an equal amount of respect and ac- tivities to find that Death had silentlyclaim? arose and said, "The same to you." This is the type of man that gener- Imp. ially makes goodl in the world, the * * * type that is willing to be shown, and, Apropos Yon Coming Bolt being shown, will benefit himself anGa (With due respect to thle lUorose his business at the -possible expense shade of Bill.) of a little vanity. To bolt, or not to bolt, But every play must have the oth- Such, in despondence is my deep er type of person in it to round out question. the cast. Every pl-t mu-t always Whether it is far better to remain have the character ;who "throws the And suffer the torture of. another day, money wrench into' the wheels' Or to hasten off and receive three thereby causing barriers of greater' added bolts. imagnitude to be oVercome. This To throw precaution to the winds stage is also afflicted with the "lago" And jump all Friday classes. or "Laertes", who is continually tear- To bolt, to skip, and by a skip to say ing down everything that is brought We end the drudge of all oncoming within his vision, and who never at- work. tempts to build up anything in its 'Tis a consumation devoutly to be place. Nations have been ruined by wished- this variety of the species; dynasties Instead--by that one trite, ignoble have been overthrown, and anarchy bolt, Jlet loose. Sooner or later, however, We cause the repetition of that dread- the heart rules the ntral Time (Slow Time) D X X D .. A.M. PM. P M. s:4 7:45 Adrian.... 2:45 8:45 i;r 5 8:15 . Tecumseh .. 12:15 8:15 : 8:3 .... Clinton .... 12:0o 8:oo : 9: rSaline .. 11:15 7:15 ; :45 9:45 Ar lnn ArborLv. 10:45 6:45 (Court Io ie Square) A. M. D-Daily. X-Daily except Sundays and Holidays. Friday and Saturday soecia lis for studentt leaves Adrian 1:45. leave Ann Arbor 4:45. JAMES I. ELLIOTT, Proprietor 1'hior, 926-M Atrian, Mich SLEEP ANYWHERE, RUT EAT AT RIX'S THE CLUB LUNCH 712 Arbor Street Near State and Packard Streets o on Suits and Overcoats ! II SEMI-ANNUAL CLEARANCE SALE Discount on HATS CAPS SHIRTS Luggage Sweattrs Bath Robes I 1' I "I WADHAMS & CO. I STATE ST., MAIN ST. 0 Il i " ; a l a crept into their midst 'during their A conscientious, sincere student prohibited from instructors so that tht absence and stolen away one of the will study no matter what his friends we, the student corpse, may get a de- most revered and loved of their num-. may. think of him. But his attitude cent bolt occasionally. ber. The pall- that has fallen over the in studying will be affected by their 3. That something should happen campus, in direct contrast to the high remarks. No one understanding the presently in these environs so that we spirited gaities of the past two effect of public opinon will gainsay may have something to be ostensibly weeks, is a silent eulogy to the ad- the fact that looking with disfavor humorous about. iiration and esteem in which Bernie upon study will tend to discourage«**# Kirk was held by his classmates study. When we have generated a V1 Elizabethl Again There was perhaps never a big man true spirit of appreciation for Intel-,dear sir on the campus before who was known lectual merit on our campus a great i fully intend to by so few personally as was Bernie. step in behalf of education and men- apply A man who attracted the attention of tal development will have been taken, for. the carnegie medal for the entire country because of his abil- bravery; because i saved ity as a football star, he walked daily MICHIGAN'S RAJII OSSB a fellow's life among his own fellow students and TIES today in william and mertons attracted little notice except among Since the National Radio Chamber restaurant; i had been the small circle of close personal of Commerce is now developing plans eating and had friends who would gladly have laid for the establishment of radio exten- beerdished up with a plate of down their own lives with his if his sion courses in the great universities mashed potato which hadI loss could have been lessened by so and educational centers of America, made me very, very sick when doing, those who have the interests of the the chap who He passed away as he had lived.' University at heart are looking for was eating out of the sae plate There was nothing heroic in his Michigan to attain supremacy in this with me saw me and said death. It seemed that Fate had mark- new field in keeping with the educa- ho, what is this amid my ed him to live modestly and unpre- tional prowess of Michigan now man- potato; seing tenously and to die the same ay.fest.ick he mused awhile and thoug He was a great football man and a Radio enthusiasts are realizing. the t ats perhaps something great sportsman, but more than that tremendous possibilities of the radio was wrong, so he took the spuds he was a great friend and a dominat- as an educational factor, and since and me ing personality. Bernie will live long figures show that there are between over to the health service In the annals of Michigan history as three and four million radio listeners where they found i had a case of the ideal type of athlete and student. in the United States, most of whom potatomaine poisening from those ,_ _ are of the college age, the fact is spuds, and i had saved many THE MI('HIGAN NEWS BUREAU ; made obvious that if the proper ef- lives In past years Michigan has suffer- fort is made, complete college cours~ by gettink sick, and they fed me ad considerably from false or inac- es,of an invaluable aid to these radio some milk curate publicity in the press. Ie, fans who could not otherwise obtain of magnesia and made me well again porters in search of material for fea- a higher educatin, could be given. and happy. e eth. tures have only too often shown lit- In England and Germany prepara- lelizab . tle hesitance in misinterpreting in-! tions are already being made for « * * cidents occurring in Ann Arbor, and broadcasting college courses ,over the Everybody is coming back froui have capitalized the interest which radio, and according to the Radio vac with a new overcoat. a headline concerning "University Chamber of Commerce pioneers in * * * _. - -+ - .. _.__ __a...__ ._-~ - +; lit 110 ,-. i - _.s._.,!1 He is the one to be pitied. PIPE DOWN (Purdue Exponent) Is it just a tradition that has grown up here at Purdue or is it a universal' collegiate belief that whenever a stu- dent has the temerity to ask the in-' strnctor for a - point of information that the rest of the class accuse him of attempting to ingratiate himself or get a "stand in" with the professor and thus assure himself of a. better; mark? In many classes here it has reached the point where it is next to sucidal, as far as the good graces of the class are concerned, for a student] to ask the instructor even the most important kind of a question. As soon ! as some one appears to be interested in the course and shows it in the least way to the professor in charge there immediately is heard in the class the remark that he is pulling an "A" and other evidences that the student is trying to be one of "teacher's pets". It is perinissable and even com- emndable to discourage the student; who is continually hanging around the instructor with no other purpose thanE to make an impression but these are few and far between at Purdue. They are son weeded out because they can- not pass very many of the courses re- quired simply on faculty sympathy. But the almost vicious habit of pro- miscuously accusing every studenI that is seen conferring with the in- structor of "laying a pipeline" and of making it known- so audibly over the classroom is certainly carrying the thing too far. It is beneath the con- duct of a gentleman and shows no respect for either the student who de- rir inf ,,nztinn, nr l ia 1 n ,,- r m-fo',r. n-, " - Make This A New Year For Mother - when one boy left home "Good-bye, George. Now do send your laundry home more reg- - ularly. You know it just upsets all my work when your dirty clothes come dragging in a day late. If you only knew how hard it was to keep you in clean clothes, you'd make an effort to mail them home regularly' every two weeks."- "I suppose I could, but why bother with sending them home at all? I could just phone the White Swan Laundry, and that's all there would be to it. "But don't you see, I mend and darn, and put your clothes in good _ shape, and most laundries don't pay any attention to such things." "The White Swan does, mother. Most of the boys at the house send their clothes there now. "Well, say, that's what you'd better do then. If I'd known that they mend and darn, they would have done all your laundry since last fall. "PUT YOUR DUDS IN OUR SUDS" ' _ etter Nolv Than Never --