THE MICHIGAN DAILY WEDNESDAY, JANUARY , , C 7 kAICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN Published every morning except Monday duing the University year by the Board in Control of Stude-t Publications. Member of Western Corference Ed:torial Association. The Associated Press is exclusively en- titled to the use for republication of allt news dispatches credited to it or not other- wise credited in this paper and the local news, published therein. Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second class matter. Subscription b'y carrier or mail, $3.50. Offices An Arbor Press Building, May- hard Street. Phones: Eaitorial, 2414 and 176-M, Busi- ness, q6o. Communications not to exceed oo words if signed, the 'signature not necessarily to aipear in prins, but as an evidence of faith, and notices of events will be published in t he Uaily at the discretion of the Editor, if kit at or .mulled to The Daily office. Un- signed commlunications will receive no con- ueranion No rnanuscript will be returned' unie the wrter encloses postage. The Daily d4*e not necessarily endorse the sentiments fxpressed in the comrnunications. EDITORIAL STAFF Telephones, 2414 and 17AN MA AGING -EDITOR AR ION B. STAHL -it-r..........-.Paul Watzel Citye id~lor.. .:..James B. Young lssistant City Editor..........Marion Kert L1:litorial B>oard Chairman..........:U..Meiss -iht-- - --itor- - Ralph Ilyers h[arry Hoey 1. P. awson, J. J. F. Mack f,. .1. l-lershdorfer R. C. Moriarty - 1. A. Donahuef sort ELdir................. H. McPike niday Magazine Editor. .Delbert Clark' anen's Editor.............Marion Koch I umnor l-:litor.. ............Donald Coney. o:nerence Editor........... 1 B. Grundy Iictorial Editor.................Robert Taft rsic 1-.dtor.................-. I. Ailes Assistants as possible. If Ann Arbor is to Gin-/mow.. .d 0 AM i guard her future appearance, she Uf t must have some definite plan of OLL growth, and provide definite sectors/ f of the city for certain uses. Resi- dence districts must be safeguarded BLESS YOU 1UY from the encroachments of factories CHILDREN! or structures which will lower the "Back to the galleys, back to the standard of their localities., Ann Ar- galleys-" is the song of the jolly o1d, bor must grow on a pre-arranged gat wheel directly under one's ca- plan, just as the University is expand-y pacious upper berth as the jolly old ' ing on a program which provides for pcosuprbrha h ol l Wolverine jerks one back to AA and-' eevry future need now thought of. reality. 4. That a renewed campaign The campus was very dead, mes in- should be undertaken to finish tin fants, while you were away. As soon Union swimnring pool. The need of nioono wimngy pood. The sneed- oas the last taxi-cab had carried theI ultimate student lipety-lippety off ming team, which is now a varsity or- down the hill toward the cho-cho ganization, but also places at a dis- Ae the -l sta d she drooped adfatag hunred ofstudntswhoAlfred - .he- steam - shovel drooped! advantage hundreds of students who his scoop to the ground and never are capable swimmers and anxious to crunched the front yard. until Christ- indulge in the exercise derived from was over water orts. wasover 5.thaspotsardi.ePoor Alfred had a sad, sad time ofI 5.. That a radio sending stationitiChsma.1fddnoexcl should be established by the niver. it at Christmas. e did not exactly pupoe Tewant to go to Lansing with the other sity for extensione up~S h value of the radio for this purpose is foreign students and the Caingrega- tional church didn't seem to take him fast being recogpized throughout the , so what could a poor steam shove nation, and Michiga'n should take ad- vantage of e immense and youBut now, now the cellars of the audience afforded by the radio. Sch of Mus have again begun to tin- 6. That a moving picture record of kle chromatic melancholy, and ta eveints from year to year should be new year is on the wing, Selaii maintained, and financed either by ng the students themselves or by the "Yo Ho, Drag Forth the Fatted Calf--" alumni-of the University. Such a rec- ord would be available for use at Ael I hack. smokers, alumni reunions, or other A i The bird was right what said, occasions when desired ,and would. "Theres' no place like home." hold the graduates of the University! There ain't any, thank Gaw d. Scloser to their Alma Mater. The old home town-ugh! In the second group, The Daily be- Freshmen from various ilniv. running Feves:rs uns 1. That a closer bond between fac- around ulty and student should be establish. Showing new frat pins to old girls. ed, and t the rlt of this -All they had to show for three ea ndathela relzationf thisy. months in college. Aim depends largely upon the faculty. Banquets where the toastmaster said, The size of University classes makes it almost impossible for student and I« toastmaster. Ha! ha! instructor to know each other per- tasmsr. a!H! instuctr tokno eah oter er-iStop me if you have heard this one. sonally unless efforts are made to ao Ha Ia meet outside. Hd Ha 2. That more purely graduate L ,if, only I could have stopped courses should be included in the him? University curriculum. Students in The inevitable old men at ie post- the graduate school are handicapped office by being forced to enter undergradu- Who said, "Hoe for vacation, hey?" IAhi They, had ferreted out the truth. ate classes, where they cannot re-Art, ceive the time and instruction which The radiophone concert-static was a graduate student should have. great. 3. That "Athletics for All" should kNeckties for Christmas with red and green stripes. be constantly kept in mind and work- ed towards. The object of athletics --I've worn them all-once. is not primarily to turn out good So I'm back where they have a real teams, but to be of physical benefit police force sto those involved. Any method which1 Instead of a rheumatic constable. will interest a greater number of Back where fools know enough to students in athletics, therefore, Is leave me alone, worth while. And I'm glad of it. FULL MOON. 4. That students should remember that study is the primary reason for 'APPY NQO YEAR! EDITORIAL COMMENT LAW IS LAW-ENFORCE IT {The Cornell Sun) I n I. . T .«7L. . .... ..a _ , ]., I AST EDITION OF 3 t 1 ,_ I 00K SONG OK President Harding recently admit- ted that the machinery for the en- forcapn t f thn V]nl At h 0 0 AT ticemnent oI he vostead Act has broken down, and in order to remedy the serious condition in which it has I fallen he is expected to call a canfer- ence of the governors of the various states. On the heels of the President's statement; the New York Tribune has just completed a rapid survey of the situation in various Parts'of the coun- Arbor to resume his studies before try, and the results made public yes- the end of this week. terday are certainly disgraceful. The sub-headings of the various dispatch- Patronize Daily advertisers.-Adv. es show in epitome the deplorable way in which this law is being enforced:- "Law Called Joke' in Chicago"; DETROIT UNITED LINES "Threaten. Expose in Pittsburgh"; Ann Arbor and Jackson "Detroit Thrives on Rum Trade"; "St. TIME TABLE Louis Profits on Fines"; 'Maryland (Eastern Standard Time) Forces Too Small"; "Nebraska Sale Detroit Limited and Express Cars-- 6:0o a.m., 7:00 a.m., 8:00 a.m., 9:e5 Gains Tenfold". From these it is eas- a.m. and hourly to 9:o p.m. discernable how completel Jackson Express Cars (local stops ily p ythe west of Ann Arbor)-9:47 a~m and t B OTH STORES ..,...,:...._w._..: Thelma Andrcws }. A. Maon' Stanley M. Baxter I)orothy Bennetts Maurice Berman Sidney Bielfieldt k". A. Billin gton W. I", lutlcr J . C. Clark A .Connable dBcrnadlette Cote3 Evelyn 1. coughlin \Walace F. Elliott, Eoch . stein T. E. Fiske \. P. Webbink 'koho Carlinwhouse Walter S. Goodspeed Portia Gouldor Ronald Halgrim Franklin ) .DHepburn Winona A. Hibbard Edward J. Higgins Lowell Kerr Eiizalbeth Iiebermann ]John, McGinnis Samuel Moore \1,I-H. Pryor \. BI. Rafferty Robert C. Ramsay Campbell Robertson J. WV. Ruwitch Soil J. Schnitz W. H. Stoneman Prederic G. Tehnios "liquor ring" has spread its net, and from the facts presented has gathered nto its meshes those entrusted with the enforcement of the law. ' Whether or not the act is desfrable, or whether it is a good thing, is an-! other matter. The fact remains that it is a law; that illicit liquor traffic has the country in its grip, and that' the law is being openly treated as a joke in every section of the country. This lack of enforcement is a dis- grace to the nation. The one saving grace, if it can save. it, lies in the outcome of the project- ed conference. There is no doubt that a general cleaning up among the prohibition officers must be had, and had quickly. As matters stand, the situation will certain'y get no better. A wholesale housecleaning is needed, and a sufficient and trustworthy .band. of officers sworn in. The government' must see that the act is enforced eve: if it entails the extreme of military action. The righteousness does not enter the discussion. It is a law, and as long as it remains such, must be enforced, no matter 'what ends are necessary to bring it about. every two hours to 9:47 p.m. Local Cars East Bound-7 :oo a.m. aaid every two hours to 9 :o0 1j. in., 1 :oo p.m. 'To Ypsilanti only-i p.m., 1:15 a.m.. To Saline-.Change at Ypsilanti. Local Cars West Bcund-7 :5o a.m., 12:10 p.11. To Jackson and Kalamazoo-L~im. ited cars 8 :47, 10:47 a.in., 1247, 247 4:47 P.M. To Jackson and Lansing-Limited at 8:47 p.m. 1923 1 JANUA RY 1923 1 2 3 4 5 ; 7 8 l 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 2. 25 26 27 28 20 30 31 We do all kinds of Cleaning and Reblocking of hats at low prices for HIGH CLASS -- WORK. FACTORY HAT STORE 617 Packard Street Phone 1792 U Choice of a Career,. From the Yale News THE NINETY-FOUR Someone, probably an insurance agent, was quoted recently as saying that from the mass of one hundred college graduates one individual only rose to the Polo and butler class, peril- ously near the top of the financial lad- der. Five others became comfortably off and found themselves after twenty years at the small yacht and chauffeur stage. The other ninety-four presum- ably congregate in the great section of the American people who drive their UW own Buicks to the golf club. In other words, dreaming about being a rich man is one thing, and making'the grade is "something else again. Yet the ninety-four presumably work just as hard as the sumptuqus six. Their business is the axis on which a small and uninteresting world revolves. They have become devotees of the dollar and when that fickle deity deserts, have nowhere else to turn. Jammed in a dull; straight rut of business they can never leave the road and jump the fence into finer fields of life. This, then, is the portion of ninety-four men out of' erery hundred now on the campus. The answer to the problerri lies in the proper choice of a career. Between now and. Commencement we shall have something to offer on the subject of "Careers." Watch for the space with the Famous Signature. U LIFE INSURANCECOMPANY ov BoOToN. MAsACMUSTTS BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 960 BUSINESS MANAGER ALBERT J. PARKER Advertis ng..............John J. Hamel, jr. Advertisingy.. ............ Edward F. Conlin Advei tisio:..............'Walter K. Scherer -..............Larence H. Favrot Circulationl............. .David J. M. Park 'ublication .. .. . ...L,. Beaumont Parks Assistants INFLATED IMAGINATIONS (Columbia Evening Missourian)' The American people as a whole are suffering frdm inflated imaginations.. They have written and pictured and talked themselves' into believing that they are not only the most prosperous country on tbhe face of the globe, but one of tie most prosperous that the ADRIAN-ANN ARBOR BUS Sched:e in Effect October18, 1922 Central Tin'.e (Slow Time) D X X D 1 . M. A.M. P.M. P.M. 3:45 7:45 ... . Adrian .... 2:45 8:45 15 8:1 ... Tecumseh ... 12:15 8:15 4:30 8:30... Clinton . .. 2:0 :oo 0 5:,5 9:15 ..S. Saline .... 11:15 7/25 5:45 9:45 Ar,\nn Arborhv..10:45 0:45 (Court Ileose Square) A. M. D-Daily, X-Daily except Sundays and Holidays. Friday and Saturday special bus for studlents leaves Adrian 1:45. leaves Ann Arbor 4:45. JAM ES H. ELLIOTT, Proprietor Phoni 026-M Adrian, Mich. SLEEP ANYWHERE, BUT EAT AT REX'S THE CLUB LUNCH 712 Arbor Street ear State and Packard Streets Kenneth Scick George Rockwood Perry M.Ilayden 1: uene_. fPunne John C. hlaslini C. ?', 1utnam ]. 1), Armantrout I'l erlert W. Cooper Wallace Flo er- ;jd ward B. Rielle Wmrold L. ?Tale Will. D. Roesser Allan S. Morton James A. Dryer Wm. IT. Good Clyde L. Hagerman Cloward Hayden F'Ienry Freud lerbert P. Bostiek 1). L. Pierce Clayton Purdy 1'. B. Sanzenbacher Clifford Mitts, Ralph Iewright Philip Newall WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 3, 1923 Night Editor-ROBT. C. MORIARTY I NIETEN TWENTY-THREE With the arrival of each New Year comes a series of resolutions almost all of which are broken before the l last light of the first day has disap- peared. Resolutions, on the whole, call for too drastic a change, and consequently when the spirit of the day has subsided, they soon follow it into oblivion. 'The New Year, then, should be rath- er a time to visualize certain desira- ble goals, and to start n the direction of their attainment. At Michigan many such goals of improvement present themselves, innumerable ways in which the University may be main- tained as a steadily progressive and increasingly effective iftstitution. At this appropriate time, the begin- ning of 1923, 'The Daily wishes to. l)lace before the student body fox se- rious contemplation some of the most. immortant ends which should form a college, and consequently good .schol- arship should be the subject o: praise rather than ridicule.. This does not defend the so-called grind, whose life at college becomes one-sided be- cause of too much attention to stud- ies, but refers to the average individ- ual who is engaged in the broader lifeI of the University and at the same} time does not forget the primary pur- pose of scholarship. 5. That the football seledules for the comig years should be arranged. with the idea in mind of obtaining anl eastern game for Michigan. The fact that Michigan played entirely withl the East at one time makes it more natural for her to retain a game1 there now than it does for other con- ference universities to schedule suchE contests. Alumni and students of Michigan by a decided majority favor the arrangement of an eastern game. I 6. That every effort should be made to abolish gambling on football games and the scalping of tickets. Gambling creates a spirit in regard toy intercollegiate athletics which is un- desirable and not conducive to good sportsmanship, while scalping is un-1 fair to those who buy tickets. Bot'i practices open the way for profes- sional gamblers to enter the field of collegiate athletics. 7. That freshman discipline should' be maintained, but that hazing is un- world has, ever seen.i From the mov- I ing pictures flashed upon the screen it would seem that this is a land flow- ing with riches if not with milk ana r honey; from the prices demanded for- / not only the luxuries but for the very ~ , necessities of life results the ahnost immediate impression that money lit- "Drink, drink! Joy rules the day." erally'is as cheap as dirt. - Old Song. It is necessary for such a thing as * * * a Bonus Bill to be brought up occa- y ssionally in order that the people of Very old song. the country may realize the financial conditions of their republic, Ina.-! Vacation Statistics for Michiganders m as ondayionloz th govern- 998 students received more than a ! much as the condition of the govern- half dozen pairs of silk so-half hose. meet is ultimately the condition of the 9,593 ties were . accepted with I people .it elf. And, while it is not thanks. - Imeant to infer that the government of 9,573 ties were surreptitiously dis- I the United States is bankrupt or fn carded. any immedi'ate danger of becoming so, 20 ties were publicly discarded. Iit is undoubtedly true that general 000 Christmas ties were worn more imagination has inflated the treasury than to a richness far beyond its actual tan once. cniin 11,447 cards were mailed after cnio. Christmas in answer to an equal Much of the advocacy for the Bon- number received without warning. us Bill came from the mistaken idea * 49 will be the average number of that the government was rich, that itI times eachstet iseasednum'er had most of the gold in the world, and times each student is asked "D jaththeovrmnculwllaod hav a good vacation?" on return. that the government could well afford M. KLAVICAL. to spend five billions of its many bi:- * Ed. Note-49 nuthin! lions on its soldiers. The disclosure * * ,of the secretary of the treasury that the government had no money for Jingle, flappers. Jingle flappers! ha o:oe o Jinge, lappyers! lae flaper! such a purpose, must have surprised (Ye old-tyme belles are gone.) hnrd ftosns .Ye tars o yorehundreds of thousands. Canestears oyore.True prosperity can never exist in, Can shame no nmore-. .- 'Tis ye jingling ear-ring long, a country if it is based upon illusion. MARY CHRISTMAS. And that the United States is a nation, * * * with money to burn is a fallacy that will not bear the light of sound rea- Countless curses showered about us .. son. Unquestionably, this country is As Palm-Beachedly clad we strolled, better off financially than the war- All the shivering fools could join us torn countries of Europe. Compara-' Reeked they our secret-"DOUFOLD." tively speaking, it is in ship-shape > *4* state. But that either the people as a CALIG DEAR: Why not a parade of whole or the government itself have; all our dear co-eds (bless 'em) who money for wanton extravagance wear Russian boots? Let the girl himerwofte imananes is a j chimera of.. the imagination. I '. Y 4 t. .. - .. Start the New.Yearright Make up your mind you are going to hear the new Victor Records every month the new ones for January. We are ready to play them for you. Drop in. Here are ADDRESSES BY THE PRESIDENT Address at Ilobokpei (May 23, 1921)"President'Warren. Harding Address at Washington (November 12, 1921) President Warren Q. Hardin POPULAR CONCERT AND OPERATIC Hadoline (E. J. Gill-S. Nelson) Einilio de Gogorza Three O'clock mf the Morning (Terriss-Pobledo) John- McCormack Tosca--VTIsi d'irte (Love and Music) (Puccini) In Italian Maria Jeritza 3lot her in Ireland (Griffen-Kahn-Lyman) John McCormack aXndail :iButtertly--Un bel di vedremo In Italian Ainelita Gaili-Curci Pu ritani-Ah per sempre (To Me Forever Lost) In Italian) Giuseppe de Tuca Songs Iy Mother Taught lee (Dvorak) ' Geralaine Farrar i'omieo and Juhiet--Juliet's Waltz Song (Gounod) In French Lucrezia Bori MELODIOUS INSTRUMENTAL Ause,:shj :and Nicolette (Canzonetta) (F. Kreisler) Violin Solo F. Kreisler Waltz aid Elfin Dance (Grieg) Piano Solo Sergei Rachmaninoff ) larch of the C aucasian Chief (Ippolitow-Iwanow) Philadelphia Orchestra Spanish Dance (Granados-Kreisler) Violin Solo JasChia IJeifetz Les Preludes-Part 1 (Liszt) Mengelberg and N. Y. Philharmonic Orchestra Les Preludes-Part 2 (Liszt) Mengelberg 'and N. Y. Philharmonic Orchestra hungarian Rhapsody, ? o. 10 (Liszt) Piano Solo Ignace Jan Paderewski Manisot March Arthur Pryor's Band Kilties March Arthur Pryor's Band "Twas in the Month of May-Kataia International Novelty Orchestra Chinese Billikens (from "Chauve--Souris") International Novelty Orchestra Pianoflage (No. 4 from "Piano Syncopations") Piano Solo Roy. :Aar Knice and unlfty (No. 6 from "Piano Syncopations") Piano*Solo ' Roy Bari;y LIGHT VOCAL SELECTIONS 35718 12 66103 66109 ' 66111 66112 74786 74787 87"50 87%51 66104' 6>101 66106 6t1110 74780. 74781 74788 18970 10 10 10 10 12: 12 10 10 10 Jo 10 12 t2 10 nucleus for student aims during the,-t coming year of their University life. Not only does hazing lead to brutali-, hty, but it inevitably causes injustices Thbese aims must necessarily be, of n ihaswih'dmgfte p- two kinds, those which can and should and mishaps which damage the reps- be realized in the immediate future. tation of the University in the eyes of outsiders. and those broader and usually more o abstract aims whose realization may Although the football season is never be complete except in compara- tive terms. over, some advantageous ideas forl In the first group, The Daily be- J next year might be gained from the etreatment accorded student ticket Ne~ves: 1. That i-eriodical convocations of scalpers at Wisconsin. Brought be- the University body should be resun:- fore a sudent court, with classmates4 ed, and a certain time set when a . as their counsellors, two students students may be able to attend. The were given regular trial, found guil- benefit derived by students from sue:I ty, and fined $30 and $60, respective- assemblies llps to create a~ greater ly. The money was deposited in thea unity of spirit and purpose, and thus loan fund to aid needy students. Ift tends to offset one disadvantage oft- some such methods were employed en pointed out in the large univer- from within at. Michigan, student' scalping of tickets might be alto- geiertymi.td. 2. Tha ;the one-semester Univez- gether eliminated. sity lease should be demanded by stu- dents in engging rooms and should be The opera girls are finding it hard3 c E E 4 18979 10 8969 16 I' E t i i 3 a Bllafile Belle o'D1unooi The Sunshime of a Bonnie Lassie's Smile Apple Blosoms Cupid's Garden 'Neath the South Sea Noon (from "Ziegfeld F Japinese Moon, ThI Hein of His (armient Better Eaich Day Carry Me Back to My ("arolina ome A Picture thout a "ramie toflii' SangI (with The Virginians) Away Down East in Maine (with The Virgia: Illonesick You 'Fell Her, 1 Stutter Sir Harry JMander Sir Harry Lader Elsie Baker, Olive Kline ollies") Lambert Murphy Olile Kline Homer Redeheaver Homer Itodeheaver-trs. William Asher Campbell-Burr Peerless Quartet Las) 7flss 'Patricohl Billy Murray-Ed Sialle Billy "Murray 55179 45331 12 10 ,i 45332 10 18971' '0 with the gray sOcks leadthe advance. TERRIBLE TERRY. * * * The Sadness of the Trooth IF I HAD DONE ALL THE WORKI PLANNED TO DO DURING VACATION 3 LAW PROFESSORS SPEAK AT MEET[NG Three members of the law faculty of the University were speakers at! the 20th annual meeting of the As- 1397 18976: 18982 10 '10 10 I WOULD OF DONE GREAT DEAL BU DIDN'T DO-- NOTHINK * Ii Christmas vac i which to get the h A sociation of American Law Schools JT AS IT WAS I which was held in, Chicago on Dec. -- 28, 29 and 30. Prof. Herbert F. Good- rich gave a paper on "Wrongs" and sheek of ababam. Prof. Edson R. Sunderland spoke on S"Remedies." Prof. Ralph W. Aigler, addressed the convention on "Prop- s a swell time in 'erty and Status." air cut. In addition to those who read pa- DANCE RECORDS A Riss in the _Mark--Med. 'Waltz (from "Orange Blossoms") Thi Se'enaders I le Waltz is Made for Lo-ve-Med. Waltz (from "The Yankee Princess") 'ehe Serenader All Muddled Vp-Fox Trot Zez Confrey and His Orchestra T'rne Blue Sam-Fox Trot Zez Confrey and His Orchestra Sweetliart Lane-Med. Fox Trot Whitenaan and His Orchestra (from "Greenwich Follies")- The Yankee Princess--Med. Fox Trot 'Whiteman and Ills Orchestra hiiss Miumia, iss Pala-Fox Trot The 'Virgin ans Choo-Choo Blues-Fox Trot The Virginians 'lhe World is Waiting for the Sr arise-ied. Fox Trot The Benson Orcb. of Chicago Tomorrow Morning--Fox Trot The Benson Orch. of ('hicago 18972 10 18973 10 18977 10 18978 10 18980 10 I g-nerally ;adopited by landlords in An Arbor. This shorter term agree- ment does away with much of the to get back into low-heeled shoes again. And as for studying. Oh,. well, we're all bothered that way.