TUESDAY, FOUR THE MICHIGAN DALY - -- --- ~ - _ _ _^ wihphilosophy. and science as it is ' - v ~rfffftuh ntecasom eua .._.__._.__._._- --- - monthly social programs are arrang- t u RO L OFFICIAL INE1SPAIPEli OF 'rite ed. The student is encouaged to think UNIVEIISITY OF MIHIGAN of the church as a place for inspira- Published every morning except' Monday tion, and diversion, as well as wor-, OTE5 during the tUniversity year by we cb,,nia ,,, Ship.BIG Conro o Sud~t ubcaios.Churches in larger communities WE, INVITE the attention of our' Member, of Western Corerence Kiditorial might do well to study the policy of Association. Ann Arbor churches in getting the in-miloanahlfrdesttenw A p e-terest and support of young people! and liada passionatelyfrdest utilitarianth bridge EDITORIAL COMMENT . . i LAST EDITION OF '1 tie txso.~.~clatn tre's i exju v' l !c titled to thle, uae for republication of. all pews dispatches credited to it or not ottier- wise credited in this paper and the local news published therein. h n-ere! at the postotfice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, a.s second class matter. Subscription by 'carrier or mail, $3 90. Offices: Ann Arbor Press Builliiig, May- nard Street. Phones : Editorial, 2414, and 17&6Al; Busi- ness. 060. To get 100 ner cent church attendance across the chasm at the SW corner of among any representative group of the Lawr B3'dg. No more will it be people is practically an impossibility, a case of "Comin' Through the Rye" but the attendance. can be greatly in-'we n et admsitee creased when those appealed to areon meta.d oslhr. made to feel that going to church is*** not only a duty but an opportunity. WE WERE just about to petition -- Ithe Rege:2ts on our own account to A N1I'W MOVEME'NT Coinmu itication5 not to exceed 3foo wortis if signed, the signature not necessarily to Plans for nationalizing American appear in print, but as ani evidence of faith, and diotices of events will he pubished in (rama With the end In view of mak- The Daily at the discretion of the Editor, if Tft at or mailed to The Daily office. Un- ing it more artistic have been an- signed cornsunicatioyns will r cceive no -on- ,n cdb h rdcn aaes sideration. No manuscript will he returned n~cdb h rdcn aaes unless the writer encloses postage. The Daily association, the official, head and ar- dot% not ne,_essariiy endorse the sentiments biter of commercial amusements In expressed in the conmmunications. _____________________________the United States. The purpose of the EI'OIAL STAFF j new movement is to fuse together the .._.__ .. ... -A I..A TS artistic skill and business acumen ylANAGYNLI EDITOR c. the comem!rcial managers, the as- pirations of the players to do better make an addtion to the build ng ap- propriationl for a. bridge across Ourj Own Culebra Cut at the entrance of U Hall, and at the walk by South Wing. We had figured that if a genu- ine BRIDGE were too expensive then we could fill the excavation with wa- ter and ferry across - or build a pon- toon bridge with canoes - or erect a breeches buoy from State street to the windows of the President's office. THESE ROLLS is the proud pos- sessor of a portrait .(somewhat exag- gerated) done with malice aforethought by that, verdammnte James House of the Barg. It will be on exhibition at our. bulletin board from now until it gets too sooty to be seen. Present an authentic excuse, from the Health service for admittance. THE OPER{A C z' } .Q . S ;3 e c : T 'f "E ',C !f Il s 4 I 1 Ii' 1 i i i { f i . i I U AikLJN H. STAHL and :finer things, and the ideals and principles of the various dramatics News editor........... .. ...Paul Wvatzel clubs throughout the United States. tty ed.itor...... ....ames i6. Z\ungl Assistant City I dito~. ............Marion Kerr Just how these various elementst Editorial Board Chairmain......t;. R. Maiss1 are to be linked together is not ex-c Night 1I(IitorS- Ralp'h L-yers Flai~y IUoey aetly clear. No more elucidative ex- }.' E. Dawson, {,Ix J. I.. Mack : planation of the process involved is L. I. llfcrslidlorif-r R. C. Moriarty -c H. A. Donahue, given by the association than that thes Sports lEditor....... ....... F. H. McPikac dramatic clubs are to be encouraged to Sunday Magazine Editor....... Delbert Clark Wonic.'s Edito:..... .....lariun ficocl i organize themselves on a se'f sustain- !{umor F{,itor ................ Donald Cona3 I Conference Editor ......... . i(;i-Ody ingbss2ndaet1egie urn ,gbssadaetbegvnuretPictorial R64utr ................ Rohe:i t arr plays to act in competition with each Tvisi' di.:r ............%.ti Mle Io'her. Amateur stage managers are Assistants thclna Andre+s John Garlineghouse to receve aid from Experienced pro- J. A. Balon %va ter $ o ,is,iecri ducers. This may not be very en- \larc h Berts n Fr ankin1) lep 'i ghtening as to how the drama is to P. :\. 1Pilligton Winona A. Hibbaird become nationalized., but the plan is i1',B.. Sutic. Edw ard J. Iliggins lx. C'. Cald: Lowell Berl Only in i's experimental stage, and \. Vt.- Connabl.- 5'Oc l o c parhlaps should be considered merely lBcliiadette Cote 11t.. Ii. 'rvo: Ev elyn I. Coughliu XV. B. Rlf, ~rtv as a suggestion of what is to come. Walae'. Elliott Robe; : l Ramsey For the past few years a sword of Joseph Epstein . . Kuwitch Ma xwell Fead XW. TI. Stonrentianz Damocles has been dangling over the I Babe! 7Fisher F i ederic (I."1fehno.; # .l;~.tFisk. 1'. M. Wagner, professional stage in the form of rev- 1. '. elin olutionary movericnt which has Mani-' BUSINESS STAFF i fester] itself in the art theater. This Telephone 9611 movement originated. as a. protest aga.nst the tyranny displayed by NewI BUSI1 ESS MANAGER York producers in regulating ;the ALBERT 3. PARKER theatrical productions for the entire Advertising.........John J. Hlamel, Jr. nation. Thle art theater is a coinmu- Advertising ...........ldward Vi. Conlin nity enterprise. It is opposed to pro- Advertising.... ...alter K. Scheirer Accounts.........Laurenlce EII.F a; rot fessionalism, and dedicated to the Circtiaation.........Iavid J. M. Park! principle of art for. art's sake. The Piiblication......... .....Beaumont Parks. Assisantsfort of the art theater is in our Townsend H. Wolfe Alfic:d M. White malttelr cities, which it has rescued Kenneth Seieck Win.,I). Roesler from the. evils rof barnstorming coin- George Rackwood Allan S. Morton Perry M. Hadn Jae .Dre aies alloted to 'thlem by New York. Eugene L. Dunne Win. H. Good, The movement heas never gained much Win. Graulich, Jr. Clyde L. Hagermnan John C. 'Baskin A. Hiartwell, Jr. headway in our larger :cities. HavyT' ed .Bueta . L. Putnam HIoward Ilayden Now the prYof ssional, theater Is: 1~. D. Armantrout W.. X. Kidder about to (recognize the 'reca'cjtrants, ti. W. Crooper 11letry Freud' ~tallace Flower Ilerbert 1' IBostwick and is apparently making plans to Edw. B. Riedle L. Pierce reconcile them to the existing order.1 Harol T,. Til ~This is ostensibly for the best inter- ests of both.. as the drama produced by _________________ ___________either .:action does not at present! TUESDY, DCEMBE 1, 9' measure 1r1) to the high standard thatj TUE1)A, DCEMER , 122 is to be desired. The art theater Night lEditcr--HIARRY C. CLARK seems to. be too scholastic to havet -__- a. wide appeal, and its leaders are FACU ,11 JOINS STUDENTS often too fanatical and inexperienced Students are not standing alone in to make the best producers. their desire to demonstrate to the it the new movement succeeds, the outside world that,. the great majority high idea's and principles of the art of responsible people at Michigan de-! theaer will undoubtedly be tempered plore the property destruction and with the superior experience in )di- other evidences of violent disorder of, resting, acting, and producing what Sunday night a week ago The faculty' the professional stage has to offer. also wants to join in the movement. This should meke for a national The proposal to reimburse theator Amlerican idrama, subservient to art, owners has assumed anl All-Univel'- ! but free from any tinge of fanaticism. sity aspect. Prominent members of: the faculty and the President of tide :IN"I'UIE u S' Unliversity'have askedl to 1)e allowedI I Thye aeroplane is becoming more to make contributions. Standing utilitarian every day. Anl effective shoulder to 'shoulder with the stu- intumn n oer afae -i a (tents, the faiculty mlembers show ev- also become subservient to industry, i~ece f hei "eelngof he~ ontbeing used to carry mail, to transpor't responsibility of the entire Universty ;the busy- matt frorm oney part of the for the regreftable'detion of last Sun-I HOW 01)0,YOU SPEN-I)YOUR 1IE"? (The Dartmouth) The favorite campus question of "where does the time go?" will be an- swered by the investigation which The' Dartmouth will make, with the aid of 200 representative undergraduates, in regard to how the College spends its hours. It will be an interesting piece of work, and valuable not only to the C~ollege and the general public but al- so to the 200 men who will. find out just where they are distributing theirl energies unwisely. Time sheets for seven days with the 24 hours divided into 15-minute pe- riods, together with instructions for filling the sheet out, will he distribut- ed tc these men chosen from the stu- dent body. After the sheets have been fil'ed out the results will be compiled by the statistics class of the" Tuck School and made to apply to the whole College. The investigation is, of course, confidential and the results will be' compiled by use of check nums- bear: and 'not of mnes. The su-ccss of this v:nture, which is new at Dartnmout h, depends entirely, on those men chosen to keep track of how their time is spent. With their co-operaton andl a. little effort the, College will soon have before it sta-' tistics. that will be of unquestionable interest and worth. AI{1' ,A-31ERICA.NS 1APr17 (New York Times) "There' is no( cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval," says the pagan p~hilosopher, Mr. George Sautayana.. A distinguished Indiana noeis and philosopher, Mr. MeI redith Nicholson, has se l-irnsel' to inquire if .aic:iccns ire enjoying that interval. "Are We a Happy People?" lie asks in I arper's M,)gazine, andI his answer ap..pears to be "No." There are multi- farious plossible definitions of happ l- ness. liHe identifies it with content- ment. Are we a contented people? Why not? He and everybody else talks about the "general restlessness" and "unrest"; but what affords more coil-, tentm'ent than the expression of dis- content? The makers of the Ocala Platform, a document that drips with "ca'amnity" and has been repeated and adIded1 to by many collectors of "ca-' lamnity" since, were happy in ex- pressing their dissat'sfaction and themselves. The "progressives" and "radicals," in ('ongress and out of it:, are happy to the toD of their bent for that. tbe2 are; but the American peo- ple would seem to many observers to Le pretty well satisfied, and satisfied with themselves. They haven't every- thing, but they have a lot of things; and no contentment would be perfect which hadn't something more to wish fc.. Dr. Johnson's solemn sage's re- cipe for bliss--"Come, may lad, and drink some beer - can't be legally filled in the United States at present. Is our "bliss" less therefor? Half the people are happy because of prohibi- tion. The other half ar'e no less hap-' py in having a permanent theme of conversation. ICHA GRA AMS'4 BO0TH ISTORES SO0N G A T :-: BOOK E I...,...... Our Assortment of Boxed Ch is ma Sand Greeting Cards is* Better than ever. Christmas Engraving and Embossing Orders shotud be placed at once. Bring your die or plate. 0. D. o RRIL The Typewriter and Stationery Store 18 NICKELS ARCADE If fled you lose your dog, a daily classi- ad will find it for you.-.Adv. %- f; DETROIT UNITED LINE$ Ann Arbor aiid Jackson TIME TABLE t xasieruiiSt andar d'imo) Detroit Limited and Express Cars- 6 :oo awln., 7 :00 am., 5 :u.o d.in., 9):e 5 a.mn. and hourly to 9: so i.mi. Jackson Express Cars (local stops west of .Ann Arbor)1-9~:47 a.mn., and ever-y two hotsrs to 9 :47 p.m. Local Cars East Bound-y :oo a.mi. andi every two houirs to 9 :0o p. mn., i :oo p.m. To Ypsilanti onzly-1t :4 p.m., 1:15 a.nu. To Saline-Change at Ypsilanti. Local Cars West & aind-; :Sv a.m., 12:1l1, p.t1. To Jackson and Kalamnazoo-[,imn- ited cars 8:~47, 10:47 a rat., 12:47. -:47, 4:47 p.M. To Jackson and Lansing- I.aonited at 8:47 P.01. PAYLOVO' BOOT _ _____________________ ______I_____Dli __'______ ' ;l - - AWaterpr oof Ar ctcbyGood-w rich. J-ust the thing:f or this w eather, $500 -Others from $3.50 to $4.00 11922v D)E CEMBER in Cdlegi-Ies to tlbe Opera go- Itestiess, bu::YAing to and fre, They come a wi'hle and 'wialchli tllt j ~IIIl and Out. Fe-in the stag it is .', Ir~at- Between tie ac's his victims blealt As 1h? cimnbcris cQer thleir feet-' j ~III and Out. Have you a fairy in your' home? We have,.lie's the bird who flits around from room to room, borrowing a Ittle' of this from one room, a little of that from the second room, and a little of the other from the third room. This fairy has few living expenses. Hle borrows . shaving' cream, tooth piste) and] soap. from the family medicine chest, but we dJon't mnind a bit. Hes so nice -and polite about it. When we are fortunate enough to possess cigar- ettes, the fairy does not let false pride hold him back. I-air-brushes, combs and towels are common property to him, and we never refuse to lend him a shirt when he has a date. Tell nie, have you a fairy in your home? EPHRAIM. UNE'ONOM IC SThis guy Smuck is a mystery, H-e'll spend a barrel of time, And use a ton of energy, To make a measly dime. LONG FELLOW DEAR ('AL: The Ancient Wise Man slowly erected himself on his pedl, extremities, peered' through his shaggy cyebr ows+ at. his expectant audience. He cleared his throat. "Now ladies and gentlemen, you have heard it said ,that a bird in the hand is. worth two in the foliage. Damn poppycock! What is really more important is the simple and obvious fact the one girl in your arms is worth two that you writ e Ic:ters at."' TOASTED R AF.L We Ha~ve! 01), We Ilav0! HEY CAL! DID J' A EVER SIT INX THE FILE ROOM OF TH OL'. SHACK WAITING FOR A I+ET; MIN-' UTES' CHAT W ITH- THE CUJCKOO AND HAVE SOME BIMBO TAR{E UP ALL HIS. TIME SPREADING THE THICK ADOOZY OIL ABOU'_ HTER SUBLIME LACK OF INTEREST IN WRITING? IF YOU HAVEN'T YOU'VE MISSED HALF YOUR LIFE'. CORI'LLA Funny game, football-ain't she' Kip skirts an end and then Cappie tears off some yards from 2 theA- center. PEETI DING 3 10 17 11 18 12 19 4?6 6 20 27 21 2$ GO 031OE WITH AN ICE HAT W~e have just made up some very Snappy Hats for the Holiday Trade. Step in and look them over. W~e do all kinds of Cleaning and Reblocking of hats at low prices for HIGH- CLASS 'WORK. -- - FACTORY "AT STORE 612 Packard Street Phone 1792 (Where 1).U.R. Stops at State Street) Wah'svSoe Store D)OWNT'OWN the same' A. good reason.. many of the Americn peo- (lay night of some of our mremnbers." Thie issue has, become sharply de- fined. The 'deulorable affair' is con- demned oni all sides by the vast ma- jority of thinking students. The fee'- lug seems to be general and emphatic that no blot shall go down on Michi- gan's name because of the acts of a! few rowdies. Michigan is giong to' square herself with othier universities and with the people of the state. To this end the faculty wishes to help. It is not often that faculty memn- bers 'so interest themselves. That thecn dro so now is significant, show- means of smuggling liquor from Mom- countr'y to. another, and finally, as a tre AI to Ioh1g Island. It is gettinig so now that a boologger to make any moncy has to take up" flying. So lucrative is the business of cair- rying liquor from Canada to the Unit- ed States by air that responsible Wall tstreet business :men are underwriting the purchase of flying machines for this purpose, and some of our best knowmi flyers are entering the game. One aviator is said to average almost $:30,000 per month at this occupation. Thle fact that aeron'anes do not have ple kicked vigorously on election clay. That was a relief and a. source of con-~ tentnient. Crumbling is an essential safety-valve of democracy. The great body of farmers, no matter what their grievances against the railroads and low prices, have means of contentment and 'enjoynment that would have ap- pear-ed impossible, miraculous, to their.. predecessors of a. generation ago, still mom'e to the pioneers, the low, of whose"find ardor" Mr. N.icholson de- plores. Close students of the recordls of p~ioneer life will not be impressed by its opportunities for contentment. Consider how the monotony and drudgery of rural life have been changed in the last few years. Even Mr.. Nicho~lson finds happy folk at the movies; and where are the movies not to be found? Conside- tihe spread of athieles, the reign of golf, the multi- tudinous, innumerable contentment,, that the motorccle and the a utomo- bile afford. Ali. but all this is "mra- tot :al'' contentment. Well, don't the fma~jority of l'eon~le still finid moral con- tentmnent., still stick to religion, in sp)ite ' of tOe scorn of the1i'"intellec- tuals!? . The people who believe are happy. The people who disbelieve are presumably I'appy, either in their, search for belief or the cousc~ousiw.ss of their "sup~eriority" to,, the me s91s. There are books to hurn showing' ho w' (dreary average American life is and how' full of failures. 'These books make threr athors happ~y. Their, m'ea'lers must. he happy and( strong or they woulda 't be able to read those mil's of drabness. Much of the wNail-' ing of our young;,imiddle-agedl "intel- lectuals" is to he taken as a laean of' joy. They are ;freely mianifestimig thiemselves. The yearnings of adoles- . cents are partly a sort of inevitable measles, partly n)ose. Self-s atis 'actioni ivy a great contentment. Our "su~pe- nior" y ou u, persons, have it. in a high degree, even if they don't suspect it. Is anybody really much worried if and because "w : are so submissive and contented with government of t'ie second, rate?" Unless we are al first-rate people, tihe Government wve have is representative; and there is a famous saying of :Lord Waldegrave's about; the inferiority of brilliant men as administrators that may be com- mended to Mr. Nicholson. Labor is hetter p~aidl an(d better oft here than anywhere else in tihe world. Unemployment is steadily growing^ loss. The "middle class," if tempor-, I I f . 1922 4 1~16 22 23. 249 30~ DAD GOT HIS--. he has had from Cie begiflnng of his career exceptional earning power: That is, either because of natur al tendencies or' of acquired knowledge, his .poweI of earning is above the average. Next, hehas had the self-con trol, ab stincrice, or wh-ztevcrs you want to cozil it, to Save a gocdly part ow~~hat he earned. Many young men of today are far above the average in earning power, but few of theme have a schedule of systematized saving. What about YOU? THE ANN .ARBOR SAVINGS BANK "The l-ink -of Erfrendlly Service" ligion. and is gettng farther away from it all of the 'time. The fact tha.t a goodly share of Michigan students are not only connected with sonic religious organization, but actually]~ attend church, should indicate that, voulng' eonle are 'not opposed to re- 'i'w nationslegisators (hfow ther tribo Increases!). are having a merry, merry time in Washington, spending day after day doing nothing, and; fight- ing each other with the hitter weapons off senatorial warfare to prevent any aspiring Congressman from accomp- 1 * * * 'ihn in State Street(Confectionery 41FRESH ROASTED) DAILY" TI' the Stoodentl Body i II II