THE MICIGAN DAL.Y 'SATI 11((as many reproductions could be made mJ~JatI. f romt the original as desired. Now is' the time to inaugurate suchi WEILNEW:1'jAjElt 4)F VIE a plan, The University is undergoing r 'zt'E 4 OF113'iiGA.N drastic changes. It will be a different rWllt~t i r ver'y rmg exceplt Monday Alma Mater We s hall find when we dUriuw ;Iii t~nversit yvear by the Ihoard in return in a few years. To the senior. C,-,troiref Studce fPublrcattons, class the immediate adoption of this Menitw r " Western Co~iterence l~ditorial p'an means the most. No doubt the A..s 'Ciit'inclass the immediate adoption of this The Associated Press is exclusively, en- morial by which it will be remem titled to the use for republication of all bered. What could be a- more ad- i news dispatches credited to it or not +other=vnaelSm orltotmroeI wise credited in tnis paper and the localvatgosm orltoheron news published therein. more lasting, than the inauguration1 En~reJat he ostfbc atAnnArbr f this moving picture, record plan. Michigan, as second class matter.Thyae ,ogotfrm heUi Sub~ciption by car rier or m~ail,- $3 g0. ; versity at a time of great changes, and Offices: Ann Arbor Press Building, May- te huddsr eodo h niad Street. Ite huddsr eodo h Phoncs: LEditorial, 2414 and 176M; Busi-I present campus, as well' as a recordl Ok'5, (O .of their own activities as a class. Commiunicatios not to exceed jnoo words" But to secure those records necessi.-"t if igned, the signature not necessarily to tates immediate action. The plan is appear in prinlt, but as an eviden~ce olf faith, and3 .otices of events Hill be published in" a worthy one, and deserves the iZ7n The Darcy at the discretion of the Editor, meiaecosdeaio'o nyg to kit a uto rnaed to The Daily office. Uni- meitcosdrinofaygr signed eoitiiuunicatlons will receive. no ion- that is willing to put it through. simerat ion . No manuscript will be returned unles- the writer encloses postage., The I )aily- cxpre .,cd in the communications. ___________________________ It was somewhat' surprising when IIUil s"' AFF Smythe broke forth again the other night, so soon after his characteristic-: 'I'#~w~ 111 udfly ironic tirade directed against the! ,_- rNG EDTOR e owho shater magazines broad,. iwAR1EON B. ST'AHJ. ca t over the tables' of the periodical ____ room of, the Library. Smythe is! -~......,.....',,.,,.,',,.,,.....,,',,...x } "TURKEY 'PUMPKIN PIE: CRANBERRIES" - EDITORIAL COMMENT AD)OP' TE METRIC SYSTEM1 LAT EDITION OF" MI0 iGA SONG BOOK 4 Our Own AraMal NJghts Edwin, was a humid Benjamin. 'R1e strode down the Diag, and turned off; to admire the workings of Alfred the: (Chicago Daily 'Tribune) One of the bills which ought to be passed by congress is the Britten-Ladd bill, which provides for a gradual adoption of the metric system in the United States. The measure has been 0- 0AT stea shvel.It eeme tohim hatwell considered ane is conservative in AS' 14OTH STORES Alfred moved in a mysterious way his wonders to performu (although lie could not himself have expressed it in the rich 'Jacobean idiom). He re- marked to the Grimy One, who was resting among his levers between trucks: "What makes it go mister?" "I do," re-lied the Grimy one suc-' cinctly. "Why?" asked Edwin. "Nunayerdamblzness I" retorted the Emperor, jerking a lever. Edwin went away. Peregrin9 Pickled jTHE~ PLAINT OF THE ROLLS- HO'UND its. provisions. It provdes for a. tram~ sition period of '10 years in merchan-{ dising, leaving manudfacturers. to adopt the new measures as they p~lease. It is certain that if given a footing metric standardization will approve it- self and the existing measures will be abandoned without serious disar- rangements or expenditures within u~ comparatively short time. Th'de metric system is now used by most modern advanced peoples, ou!- selves and the British being the im- portant exceptions. It gives easier and.; in practice more accurate measure than the Anglo-American traditionalk units of measure, as many an Ameri- c~n sold'er discovered during the war. But ever if it were not more scientific, .its adopAtion would be advisable for u: 1Ulcau~e it is tbea standard in use in . -.- _. ._.__ winds in another-so campus heating system. ate zone, apparently, is varies the The temper- neglected. ~~11~ ~1 , ..v DETROIT UNITED LINES Ann Arbor and Jackscn TIME TABLE (FEastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express .Cars- 6:00 a.mn., 7':0o am., 8 :uoa~m., .9.eL5 a.mi. and hourly to 9:0O5 p.m. Jackson Express Cars tlocal stops s west of A\nti, rbor)-)~:47 a.r.i., and every two hurs to 9:47 p.m0. Local Cars East buund-7 :o;a. and every two hurs to 9 :00oE,. In., it :oo p.nm. To Ypsilanti cd4-1ia:4 p.m., i :1t5 a.mnt. To Saline-Change. at Ypsilanti. Local Cars West Bt {and-7 :5o a.tn,, 12 : t 1i . To Jackson and KaiarnaUOo-^-Tim- ited cats',8:47, i0:47 a.1M4,t a :47, z4 J7, 4:47 Fs~,. 'To Jackson and Lansing-Lil-sited at 8:47 pmi Making them. Snappy '1 Effulgent Mazda-iilt- Divine creative urge- aind idite NTL Patent leathe more by men as dancing. auS ankle fit of AT pF& News Editor... .........Paul Watzel usually dormant for rather long inter-1 For Toasted Rolls my splurge.,ne hogot h ol. O~ Luy l*~oitor...... .....James IB. 'onghp AssistattCity Edito.........,.Marion Kerr .vals between eruptions pent sstemisaghbt antiawolhandr- I~itorial Board, Chairman ...... E. R. Miss iAs usual, Smythe had been at the o htI vr d preetssemi usanilhn Night; Eitors - Library. He ( %ne into the. Upper(0thtIwra wizard, sage; p, cap for our foreign trade, in South' J 1iIavpsonyer.sJ aXry tu hal :lioey at, o h ad Possessed 1alchemic charm, on p0- America for example. Differences in, L. J. Hershdorfe.r R, C. Moriarty tn eb H. A. Donahue istopped on the way, in to look over Thatswredocausegthgcapacitaccapt Spodrt agin Editor ......FC.1lark corridor.dIsAnd bookstimy humblerr' zrIr!weight are annoying to our customle' Sunrs da ait..........F. H, e lak. fthedrednstar books In- the !and a deterrent to. the purchase or Womex's ;dit: ..Marin l-cii He asked for the text he needed,- se- Humor Editor .............Donald' Conty cured it, and, looked for a seat. .Atj American goods. ('onferene Editor. ....... 1.rundy Amid the brilliant, scintillating, Pictorial editor ...............Robert "Tar the first table there. were seats for Inportn tedvlmntrl Music kdiiot ....,........%. H. Ailr'scew twelve. Four of them were occupiedfoegtrdissenalooupo- n re s A ssistants G il n h u cb s u e t , f u f t e y p l s o O f poem s, p ara g al-h s, e cet., ad C o e g 3hlm A.lnrw Jcon Wa~trlin~hbooks, four of them by overcoats. lib ,' international standard becomes urg-' 'Dor(,thy Penn!etts Porti;, Goulde: I Smythe shot a glance at the next table, I hr irsoi ieO w ent. Thlis is important in.'pea c?. Iin _alr I m ;FakiD.HilunIy Rsrefomycnrb* R. A. P'illiniton \inona A. Hibbard and was surprised at the similarity eeveIo m otrb* case of war it is even more important.,cn+' .Bte dadoelJ lbis le e' h.,w.H eie na'iI h a ue ay er~s fna- I .. ;. Btle;ewacr 1 igns btve m w.ledeie naAlas within the bounds of Time andIntelecofctorsse o m- A. li. connablo~ Samuel Moore tour of the room. Saostcltoerop L'.nadlettc Cote' M. . I Prvo' Smythe wasted five minutes looking Space, inl e. ect:vs cooperation and cx ]~etyi; L Coughlimi W. B. Rafierty J IOne dread my mind controls: cag fiaucswt u lis Wt ajacc F. Eioatti. Robe-:,,.R 'scy for a chair, but the books and wraps Ta hl etm rncidfchaIngeofaec, men lie len.iPlles- Joseph, 'epstein J. NV, Ruv.'telTai hllme ybanCidfc Mawl edW f tnmn were too many for him. Eventually lie Icne et~,7 e iete.Pr Isabe! F1ishe;1Fiederic G. Tei oi Tad to ask a freshman buried in study ' o fceurge adortion of the metric '.'. ;Fiske I1'. ..Wagner i ewul1aeromfrhi mn In Monday's Toasted Rolls! adrY.I fc, der ,scetit A' he Weouinkmakeroomforhim________ JAYBEEI hlis_ books. But by that time Smythe IIethuc~ tons , mcnUlfact irers, and corn- BUSIiNESS STAFF ba n mn frsud.It eneit ercial men of the highest standing Telepadnomidonestuy.Itseme)t *Ours is Ermyntrude Corona. t h m:tcavctso nc !him that he was in a; wilderness I yu"M.Reuc rh fpsi avcts ~itr BUIESMNGRjwhere the tree trunks were chair- M oco~!~M Ee ien aton~al standardIzation upon U" ' BUSINESS MANAGERop~c ' eEeetrcbss ltterfr s o ALBERT Jr. PARKER ; backs, th " leaves clothes, "and' themercbs.Buthrfomi'f ---- fruit textbooks. He left.: impcrtance to all, of us in proport~ior Advertising . ':John J. 1flame[, Jr. Smyth says he is 'not Superhuman, 55a we are all affected, directly or in- Advertising'...............Edward F. Conlin OUR OlWN HEILPFUL JIEMINI)EIIdietlby teexpaso n lil Advertising...........Walter K. Scherer# and he wtears as many. clothes and drcl, te _.aso n f l Accounts ..........Laurence 13.'IFavrotcaie as miany'books as anyone. But I-' envy of our trade, both domestic and Circulation..........David 3. Al. Park ca-msY Puiblication......... ,... L. Beaumont Parks he is economical of ,space, and' usually DIAYS frin sAssistants puts his books beneath the 'table any?'. TO I' The reformn has been on the way to,) Townsend H., Wolfe Alfrcd M.:White ; hangs his coat over' the hack of .hic #1 long. 0Oun foregn .Commerce cannot Ktenneth,. Seick Win. DI. Roesser " George Rockwood Allan S. Mortor& chair. Smythe says if his clothes were afford any handicap of which it can Perry Mv. l~layden James A. Dryer i ~ uhqaiythtHlauioumi '-- rid it ef. It wvill take time to put the Eugene ,.' Dunne W. ".."ood Atl I vs eni in operation "afli1and ~ e the Win. G-aulich, Jr. Clyde L. H-agerman h rdl large enough' forda o mtes's, John C. Haskin A. llartwell, Jr.' necessary dutm ~adi stee Jhre E. Reed ,, ,J Blumenthal ' rack,.he wouldn't wear them." He C. L. Putnam Howard" Hayden woldsave ;them for. Friday evenin^ fore' bad poi:cy to postp mce actie :Ii E. D). Armantrout" W. K. Kiddcr __________ oigr H. W. Cooper henry Freud! 1gr VW.allace Flower 'Herbert' P Bost wick C1PE~NAYPRS-----'-__ Edw. 'B. Riedle L. Pierce CMLMNAY--- - Harold, L. Hale i Classical education seems to have' it HH)#N IGIlT lr UI~) outlived the'hey-sly of its popularity. ; I' n (Cornell Daily Sutn) per is worn mnore and- 1- -for street as well Men like the ;snug this Walk - Over. D)ECEiMBER 1922; 1 2 ?f1a b-P.e 115, SOUJTH MAIN STREET 3 4 ,5 4; 7 8 ) 10) 11 12 13 14 15 14 17 1S 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 '28 27 2S 20: 34O 31 Stalrt Right' Witht a Good Hat! We do all kinds of 1-UG0H CLASS Cleaning and Reblockijig of hats at low prices for GOOD WORK. We also make and sell P'OP- ULAR PRICE and HIGHI GRADE~ hats, FIT THEM TO YOUR HEAD and save you a dollar or more on ;a hat. FitC"ORY HAT STORE 617 P'ackard Street Phlone 1792 (Where D)..R. Stops. at State Street) ! 1 Thirsty? ADRIAN-ANN ARBOR' BUS Schedule in Effect October t8, x922 Central Tin'.e (Slow Tinme) D X. X D 3 :45 7:*45... Adrian 1.. 2:45 814~5 } :30' 8:30 .. Clintull . ... 12 :oo 8 :oo 5:15 4:15 .. Saline ..11i:15 7:15 5:,,S 9:45 Ar~nn ArborLv. 10:45 0:=45 (Court House Square) A, M. D--Daily. X'-Daily extcept Sundays lwF Tholidays. l'rW..ay and Saturday special taus for students lea ves Adriani 1:45,laves \nn Arbo0r 4 :45. J.AXI S 11. ELLIOTT, Proprietor l'hor.z 026-M Adrian, Mich. Get Ymuli ItA . 11BLACK 439 Thoiups.(n 1°28,J p0.9 N. UNIVERSITY Not that there are no students who a.-e interested in the past achievements, SATURDAY, DECEMB3ER 2, 1922 Eof the human race in literature, art, - - ____-- anid the scien'ces.. The number of these I NihEid-J .DASNsJ. in' all p robabilities' as large as it ever was, yet the tendency in modern . A LIVlfiING RCORI) education seems, to, be toward the The inestim.able value 'of a moavnig utilitarian, and away from the purel, 1I picture record of campus events can-;Cultural. not be doubted. Aside from tihe effect- Tobsnenitrthclsca o To b sur, nethe theclasicalnt' ivsees of the records at alumnai' gate,- the utilitarian conceptions of educa-; erings, meetings of graduate clubs in ta saoei tergt si distant cities, and the, use of the usually the case, the truth lies be. pictures durng campaigns, the rec-j tweem these two extremes. A utl tar- ords would soon form for the Univer- Iaedcto isawlwhhsus sity di precioas lPst .of historical docu-' out the world of the bast, just as a nients, 'a lrary bearing a vivid ac-; c'assical one closes off the world of count of Michigan's activities and p-'. the present. The ideal education i' petua.ting h ter progress. oewiheals h tdn oi The ez&--,,se of such a project hat iotepwhichenalesen nth studet oftof! , been found upon investigation to 'I epe h peeti hvlgto h past. If a college career fails to do entirely within the feasibility of the;tii al optfr hti sc;hemxe. Indeed,' so low would be the; siders to be one of its prime functions, cost that it hardly is a factor in theta fgvigtesudnp ra conideatin o a ~h.n s oe~efu~aoutlook on life. A man can be just as and necessary to the University. I. narrow-minded after going to colIc's qualified student could do the photo-a ewsbfrifh al ose t: graphing The, cost of the, camera Jto ie o h wrd would be about sip hundred dollars tsie l s h ol. jic , life would be longer than a genera- ird adte eltaueo : tion. The price of raw film is six beuaini ohl n no life to the fullest extent. in the mentalt cents per foot; the cost of develop-f as well as in the physical sense. 'a ig and printing is about fifteen cent college man who has so shut outi Vrc a foot,-making a total expense oa present that he lives entirely in the twenty one cents per foot of finished i3. . film Abot 25 fee woud beco I past of classicism is just as narrowea sumed in the recording of such ar nhsve fraiya l anwh N event as the Senior Swing-Out parade. suisteuiiainpeett h The cost of that recording, aside from exlso;o heps.l7 ooe h the original investment.. the camera. man of today realizes that the classi-I! woul be~pproxiatey ffty-wo 101 cal and the utilitarian are but comnple- , lars. Then there would be necessary mnayprso h aetig b sub-titling, a cost of, roughly, twenty soe ileuain civ tste' dollars.' 'IThis brings a total of, sev-4 end.;n enty-two 'dollars and fifty cents, 'th' -_______ cost of instituting a permanent living While Clemnenceau was in New York, t record of this phase of the graduatinp he was greeted with only one threat ' exercises of a senior class, or, divided of assassination,' which in no way by the nubers of members in. thi., ruff led the Tiger's peace of mind. Now. year's senior class, about five cents he is in Chicago-perhaps time Windy' per member. Itis estimated that fivej City can show the hero of France thousand feet of film would record all{ some ne~v hair-raising stunts. A T , sr .. / ' r /F ' J jYy 1 At midnightA many receive their most en,(oyable experiences in college life. Ta' is the time when the fate of the ,World is d6ecided, when college poll- t! CS are'eve'their.airing, with religion, hitrand the present social sys- tem gaining full eonsiderallon. No I assroom discussion could lpossilly, take the place of these gatherings of Sunoergre luates in a room~ fil.led wvit' tobacco smoke and philosophy. W a.. Dr. Caligula: Charlie seems to be in the plight o,' the hipporotanms. A fanner looked at him and told himself that there weren't no such animule. The timers Saw Paddock run 175 vards in 15 se°- onds and said it couildn't be done. December Vcor Records Out. Tod'ay! An wwaxcelle Christmasi List- Von '1 fall to hzear totem ! POPULAR 'CONCER..T AND OPERATIC DEAR CAL: I notic that Alfred is an inveterate smoker. B3UZ-Z-z-- T'HE WHEREABOUTS OF THE WL BLDG Dear brother Rolls:p,, ray of light ):_erces the gloom. No longer~need the female students of thlis here univer- sity gnie'.e. o'er the (devasting news hlat the Moid Women's League build- ing site is to be the new home of West hall when the latter becomes the fort.- tress of the R. 0. T. '2. Prompt work by a. special joint conimitte of Mimes and the Players' club has' cut the Gordian knot! Already the walls of anew landl even nobler League biiild-' ng are mounting.. skyward on the NIORTH SIDE OF THE ZOOLOGICAL' MIUSEU'M. ATTIL"A '(Thiese invitations, if taken o. the 0ear. of Women may oar may not be xchanged for an invitation to tea, ithi the attenadance committee. Do not count the tmie lost in these r mblings oven the inf~electual field Some of the haTrest monments 'in stu- dent life are experienced as the lialiap: of the lanai clock, set for seveni, slowly pass the midnight hour.' Starting with but two or three students the discp' sion will draw into its net many more w thin a short time. It, is the 1ti-n'e when a ma-n forgets his enibarras.. ment c~ndl reticence and gives full1 sw;ay to his imipracticahle impulses; starts a.(discussion in which friendl- ship is tested, in which the ;lmnit ' tolerance and oven-mnadedness is, the sky. Man meets man on common ground mninus the superficial magsk of manner and- custom. 'That is the time w'-en friends are made which, last throughout life. As the pipes burn out and conveys"1- tion lags. the gathering br-.aks u tp with a lack of po-.teness which undle, any other circums tances woulel hove, been resented. Without any attenmp' j being made to arrange the furniture after removng their feet from it, or' cleaning up timehur-nt out cigarettes or "dead" miatches the conclave is um:- ceremoniously adjourned. Tiee Utol)- ian schemes, heated political debates, and philosopbitcal discussions are 1', to blow out the window wtth th, t'o- bacco- smoke and stale air. Thus, at the midnight hour, free from the limitations of the classr~xom. students acquire that maythical edua- cation gleaned from hiea'-t-to -lcar-; talks with their follows. Greatest c" all is the sympathetic fellowship, thit contact with human feeling of- a type which can be bred throe gh no other means. Count not the time lost, when with text books, laid by for the mo- row, an hour is occasiona'ly spornt is' gathering together for such discus- sions which can best be associiatedl Ili 06o102 &75 li L4'.35 4 "fT [[ I JSI 1 Boris Godounow-In the Town of Kazan Star of th- North-Prayer an(I Barcarollc, Ser'enade (Rinmpianto) In Italmian I ell her I Love Htr So Go IFretty Romse I On the Road to Mand'alay, Doni Cesar de Pazan-Srvilana nIniFrc"'ci' MELODIOUS 'INSTRUMENTAL Foe,. RecollectiCns Violin Salmo Nocturne (Gsrieg) 1"111o Solo Secret of Suzanne-Overture Salut D'Ar'ir t Love's G'roetinmg) Violini TiungarauiFa1:tasie-fart I Huongariani Fantasie-Part II Hungarian Fantaie-Part III Hungarian Fan.asi-Part IV A41q;,- P11itc....'verture, Part TI M~jgic Flute-Overture, Part II C'.!;ie'. of Liberty March '4amrnrMarch CHRIZTMAS RECORDS C' r tir-W~tl' VrC're Clad r'ijarh-Hear Ye I-'rail C ristians, A'Wal'i, Sal to the U1_pry I'orn '~ a -chmav,i'e t+ 1'Us of t ise Ni~ht Satr " s'Te'L, of ?Jo,her Goo-'e Land-Part I S. ti: Claus Tells of Moth~er Coc'se Land-Part II I ~ Fcodoor Chaliapn CGalli~curci Beniamumo Gigli Orville tHarrold L.ouise n 1Boner-Louise 1H. Stires Rehiald 'Werre-nrathi Nellie Melba Mischa' Elman Olga Samaroff Roscanini and La Scala Orch. Etrem Zimbalist Arthur de Greef and Royal Albert 1Hall Orch. Arthur de' Greef -arid Royal Albert' Hall 'Orch Victor Symphony Orch. Victor Symphony Orch. The Goldman Band The Goldman Band Lucy Isabelle NMarsh" Lucy Isabelle,Marsh Trrinity Maie Choir Trinity Male Choir Gilbert Girard GilbJert Girard Henry Burr Edna Brown-Elliott Shaw 1 American Quartet' IHf.ery Burr. Billy _Murtray--Ed Sma ll- American Quartet Lewis Jatnes-.ENiott Sha~w -Lewis; James -. ,MN ks Patricnla Miss PAtricola 'Dear Cal-e-goola: iext thing c.-e know ontest to determine riots friend Alfred ceepihorcl is to get I I, suppiose .the there will b e a how our Plus- the gergaricus out of his hole. GS z 39 33861 18954. 18}6Q 189.4 13965 13962 3963 ri3966 LTIT VOCAL SELECTIONS. ?Wary Pe^"- '"~~ i'v ' r'Ro'l By ''G P T' - -4Mp '^f MyMoit~cr Yarkce. Dccdle Fues Trail to' Long Age Wh.Ain You Long for a Pal Al! For the Lovt cf Mike DANCE RE.CORDS Too', Toot, Tcootre! (;-oodbye)-Fo%:~ rot Dr, 1?-Fox 'i'ron Blowing Bubbles All Day Long-Fox Trot Yitas Long as. You Have Me-Fox Trot' T+omorrow-F ox Trot Yc" ,G""- Me Your Heart-Fox Trot I Wish I Conld Shimmy Like My.Sister Kate-Fox Trot Ge-! But I Hate to Go Home Alone-Fox Trct C'grolina in the Morning-Fox Trot Cow Bells--Fox Trot Homnesick-Fox Trot All Over Nothing At All-Fox Trot Lovely Lucerne-Waltz (Yodel Chorus) Romnany Love-Fox Trot i i i b. : I ,_ ( Penscn Orob. of Chicago Tle'mson Orcii. of Chicago Whitemani and Orchestra. N 'hite'nan and Orchestra Great White Way "'rchestra Great White Way Orchestra The Virginians The V~rginians Paul Whiteman a"nd Orchestra Zez Co-f"ey and EHie Ojelestra Paul Whiteman and Orchestra Great White Way Orchestra Great White Way Orchestra Paul Whiteman and Orchestra Wc -13 oTban T17af forane l'bat n ouster digs our campus up, ;ur soil hie puts to rout; 'l-e thing that has mue guessing somle, f& lic«xv flv'll et it out. of a year's important activities. The cost of completely finishing five thous- and feet of film, including the pni~e of the raw. film, and including sub- titling, would be a.bout'fourteen hun- dred dollars. Divided by the number of students, in the University, the cost; Jail-delivery or- a gang interest the visitor. fight nighit El The Chicago Tribune, in a " dream" story, relates in glowing, terms the{ LONG FELIIOW story of time victory of Michigan ovei' HL public opnion demands it, .ye:. Prnmceton in time. Thanksgiving game.' I the intrists of science insist uipon it A splendid gift for the Victrola owner-some of these new Victor Records. Select them here or purchase a Gift Certificate (for any 1mount) and let the recipient select them. 11 W99. f I-