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in him some slight emotion, and the
mental images of turkeys, a day of}
rest, and an enlarged grocery bill will
become slightly dim, while the pic-
ture of a group of sombre figures
thanking God in a rude log church in
a rude country will become more vivid
and real in his mind.
SM'YTHE PROTES'TS
fE iVE T ANKS
THAT THERE ARE
A O ROLLS
TOMORROW
EDITORIAL COMMENT
LAST EDITION 'OF
(Iavard Crimson)
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news published therein. far as outward appearance is con-
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of reforms.1
Smythe, in common with several
other students on ' the campus, finds
pleasure in reading, and he developed
a habit, a month or so ago, of making
use of the periodicals in the Union
reading room. But on several occa-
sions Smythe wasted several precious
quarter hours searching about among .
the lounges, divans, tables, and throne'
chairs of the reading rom for the.
magazine he wanted. He was not bit-
t.er about it. He merely transferred
his activities to the Library.
Smythe admits that the Library
was all right for a time. The maga-
zines which were not in use werej
pretty certain to be found in the
racks, where they belonged. But re-
cently he had an experience which an-"
inoyed him extremely.. He wanted the
Bookman, and looked (for it in the
racks, but not finding it, took up Har-
per's. He sat down, turned over the
pages; and was fortunate in finding
an article that interested him. After a
time he looked up, and saw, just
across the table, the magazine he had
really wanted. Smythe has a sensi-I
tive nature. He lost interest in what
he was reading, looked at the Book-
man in distaste, picked up both mag-
azines and put them in the rack, jam-
med on his hat, and walked out.
That was his gesture of protest.
Smythe is not a man of action, so he
did nothing about it, except talk. As
he says, if people want to read maga-
zines they want to find them where;
they look for them-if they just want
to look at them, they really aren't
Our Titanksgiving Proclanattion
We, the toasted rolls of this Doily,
are hereby thankful, (s'heipusgod!)
that (a) yesterday was payday, (b)
that the hole in the campus is no
larger, (c) that we are going to be In!
AA during the holiday and (d) that
this is the day when all 100 per cent
Americans are thankful officially and
by proclamation, and over-eat.
WE HOPE that Alfred the steam
shovel gets justice 'done him on
Thanksgiving. He should be given
a good rich hunk of landscape to scoop
up. But not clay-no, not clay! Al-
fred has not been himself of late and
we fancy we saw the Grimy One who
is Alfred's master tinkering with his
vitals yesterday.
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She's a Boid, Shegun!
Oh maiden fair, with tousled hair
Cut short above your neck;
In your fur wrap on this poor sap
You've had a strange effect.
And now you chose to wear Russian
shoes;j
Perhaps you think it suits.
But you look to me, by Jimminy,
Like a stork in rubber-boots.
SHE GUN DAH.
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The sins of the younger generation,
and especially of college students,
have long been a subject. for popular
discussion; but this year the stand-
ard of pessimism has been relative-y
low. Perhaps moralists have exhaust-
ed themselves with c-iticism of the
flapper; for the latest comment is'
friendly and hopeful in tone. In an ed-
itorial entitled" Real College Stu-
dents", the New York Times suggesta
that the American college is not all
that it should be, and that the faul;
lies w ith the under-graduate. It points
out' a "decline within the last gener-
ation in the dominant tone of the stu-
dent body", and goes on to say:
"The ocean of frivolity has gainedj
advantage on the shore of the curri-
culum. Perhaps a reaction long over-I
due may manifest itself. To be most
efficacious this ought to originateI
among the students themselves, and
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THURSDAY, NOVEMBE1M? 3, 1 2t:
Night Editor-HARRY D. HOEY
t CONCEPTIONS DIFFER
People seem to di'fer in their in-
terpretations of things. Psychologists
tell us that this is because no two
persons have had the same experienc-'
es. Consider Thanksgiving for in-
stance.
To the child, it signifies the timc
when all the turkeys he has seen in'
the back yard will be dead, and at
least one of them will rest upon a
platter, having changed his color from
a slate gray to a rich reddish brown,
and his dressing of feathers for one
of oysters. In the mind of this em-
bryo citiaen, all such occasions are
meant to be celebrated by feasting all.
day, and remorseful sensations all;
night, a nrobable inheritance from his
Teutonic ancestor.
The boy of high school age looks
forward to a four day holiday, a foot-
ball game, and also the feast which
his younger brother anticipates with
such pleasant visior Closely allied to
the high school youth is the college
man, though the latter resents being
to'd so. To him, thelast Thursday in
November is but one of a very few;
holidays which he has managed to:
cull from a life drab enough to re-
quire a whole week of such vacations,
to set its sun shining again.
However, to define the sensations
which pass through the mind of the
average citizen of this republic at the
mention of Thanksgiving is a com-
plex task. A day of rest it is certain-:
ly. One of worship? Well, if it is con-
venient and the weather is pleasant.'
Io ideas of faasting enter the mind of.
the mature individual? Certainly, the
grocery bill for the month of Novern-
ber is surpassed only by that of D-
cember.'
But among all this mass of menta;
inlgcry, is there in many minds a
pizture of these United States in the
year 162;? Yes, it is safe to con-
jecture that there is. But it is a
picture, not tirced by the imagination
of youth, but composed of a few frag
concerned whether they find them or
not. Smythe suggests a waiting-room'
for the casual. readers who strew the
Library periodicals about the tables.
PANNINO THE KLAN
Scarcely ,More than a year ago ant
nrganization known as the Ku Klux1
Klan started in the south patternedf
after the, old post Civil war society1
with all of the mysticism, legerde-1
main and false make-up of the, lat-'
ter, but seemingly without even thet
shady reason for existence that the1
older organization had. The Ku KluxI
Klan has spread throughout the na-
tion, and as a result other societies of
orestionable merit have adopted theirt
tactics, and criminals have been
known to parade as members of thel
Klan in their efforts to flee ffom jus-'
tice. Now an organized attempt is be-
ing; made by the United States gov-
ernment to abolish the Klan.
'T he trouble with the Ku Klux Klan
appears to be that it is outside of the
law, and as such affords refuge to, in-
dlv'duals who are hiding from the
I.w. Such antics as masking in pub-
lic places and terrorizing the civilian
poulation cannot be tolerated by theI
judicial authority of the nation or
tny part of it.
In dealing with the Ku Klux Klan!
and kindred societies the government
is not bothering itself merely with-
the idiosyncrasies of fanatical organ-
izations, but striking at the roots of a
movement which if left to go on un-
checked will undoubtedly become a
serious menace to our society.
THE SENATORS REST
Lynching has long been decried in
this country as a most unjust method
of dealing with persons suspected ofE
crime, and yet when an anti-lynching
bill is introduced in the senate, Re-I
publicans and Democrats seem to ig-
nore the principles behind the meas-
ure, and engage in a verbal combat'
for party supremacy. Since the bill
is a G. 0. P. product, Democrats op-.
posed it because it is the work of the
rival political faction, and filibuster-'
(We ware going to print the old re-
liable Thanksgiving joke under this
cut ((which we borrowed from the,
advt dept)) but we discovered to our
great, sadness that there is o Thanks-
giving story. So, not having tinihto
write the deathless joke, here we are.)
DEMOLISHING THE IWILDING
PROGRAM
Dear Brother Roll: Notwithstand-
ing malicious whisperings that that
temple of learning, that Acropolis of,
knowledge, West Hall, is to be wiped
from the face of Betsy Barbour, a
better fate, awaits the much maligned
but uncogrnplaining shrine. Its ver-
dant bricks will NOT'repose between'
the pages of the M-books of the young
lady students of the University, for I
have learned through a neighbot of a
cousin of the cook of a member of the
senate committee upon theater rushes
that West Hall is to be REMOVED
TO THE WOMEN'S LEAGUE BUILD-
ING SITE AS A HEADQUARTERS
FOR THE R. O. T. C.!
no one who knovw. the pervasive butj
latent idealism in our college boysj
can doubt that, once the movement
has started, it would spread rapidly.I
. . . . It would make the pursuit of
knowledge actually come first in the
life of the student; and a mnen's rat-
ing in the esteem of his fellows
would rest upon the persistency with
which he fought toward that goal."
Once more the question of the rel-
ative value of "pure college curricu-
lum", and "the outside activity"!
Should the undergraduate place his
studies first-actually ahead of athlet
ics, competitions, and tea dances Y
Should he allow the -"latent idealism"
which is in him, to manifest itself?
Should he stifle the matter-of-fact,
practical ambition to "make the'
team", or "wm the competition"?,
Perhaps the "student" has been unde-
serving of his name in the cast--per-
haps he has been too much of a "col-
lege boy". But are not. some of his
"non-studious" activities worth some-
thing?
For Harvard, the question has been
answered in the affirmative by the Col-
lege Office. Cards have been sent to
all publications, and all athletic man-
agers, asking for a list of all editors,
managers, and those competing for
positions. The Office has sta5ted that
such information will be taken into
consideration in the deciding of anzy
doubtful cases to come Lefcre the Ad-
ministrative Board.
This is a stve without precedent-a
.recognition of the, value of other ele-
ments in cotlegelife, besides that of
the curriculum. With the knowledge
that the deans and other ciliaials of
the college no longer ignore the "out-
side activity" (dances and bridge
tournaments not included), the under.
graduate is much more apt to le
loose some of the "latent idealism"
which is in him.
DETROIT UNITED .IUNE$
Ann Arbor and Jackson
TIME TABLE
(Eastern Standard Time)
Detroit Limited and 'Express Cars-
6 :-o a.m., 7:00 ani., 8 o: a.m., 9:05
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Jackson Express Cars (local stops
we~t of Ann Arbor)--:47 a.m., and
every two hours to 9:47 P-1n.
Local Cars 'East Bound-7:oo a.m.
and every two hours to 9:oo p. in.,
i:oo p.m. To Ypsilanti only-lr:40
p. n., 1i s a5 . in.
To Saline-Change at Ypsilanti.
Local Cars West Brand-7:5o a.m.,
12: pn.m.
To Jackson and Kalamazoo-Lin-
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To Jackson and Lansing-Limited at
8:47 p1.
192 NOVEMBER 1922
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Wall Flower?
Yuletide will bring forth many pleasant parties.
Will you attend?
Will you be popular?
A good dancer is always popular. If you start at once
you may be a good dancer by Xmas time.
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ATILA.
HEPLER'S
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NOTEIB()KS
(Ohio State Lantern)
....AT THE GOOSE BLUE INN....
The campus clock rang out.
It was just two to eight.
The sweet young damsel Innward
rushed.
She guessed it might be late.
First to gulp some breakfast,
Then in lecture would she nap.
(The dance last night was wonderful.)
But its' late, Pavlovos, flap!
Boldly opened shQ the door
And shouted at the h'ost,
"Deliver me a cup of tea;
Slice off a chunk of toast."
The efticiency of the college student
can be determined by the sort of note-
book that he keeps. There are note-
books and notebooks. They range t,.
size from the pocket-reminder type
which some men use to the common
and more or less standard 8x11 size.
It is not fair to attempt to inclu,
the girls in this classification, because
the average co-eel uses her notebor
for everything but notes. Handker-
chiefs, letters, fountain pens, vanity
cases, midterni. apers, minutes of
some meeting, and cough drops or as-
pirin are but a few of the things that
can be found in the notebook of the
average college woman.
The ideal type of notebook in use
' among more than a few is the boo'
with neatly written notes, whili a
typewritten at the close of each day.
The owner of such a set of notes has-
but little bulk to carry wih him, even
if he carries the notes of all his cours-
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q a'aao jysntwn.Afanhtatt
"We have tea both black and green,
Which is yours to be?"
"It makes no difference, sir, /
I'm color-blind," said she.
EPHRAIM.
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IT HAS BEEN suggested that we
entitle the steam shovel "WOCIFI
EROUS WILLIE TH WILLING
WORKER".
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ALL THE SAME, and despite "ED-
DIE THE INEXORABLE EXCAVA-
TOR" and the above suggestion, we
still cling to our first cloice--Alfred.
"Eddie" seems somehow, how shall
ing ensued.
Such a state of affairs does not au-
gur well for the fate of the bill, and
unless the petty arguments of the
party leaders in the senate cease now,
lynching will again continue uncurb-
ed by the law. It is but another name
for mob rule, a method of discipline
which never succeeds in carrying out
the aims of justice. Let the auFrist
senators in Washington end their
wrangling, for a matter of importance
to the entire nation -awaits their at-
tention.
One statistician has ventured the
opfnion that, in comparison with the
increase in enrollment and the condi-.
tion of the weather, 10 new varieties
of excuses will l'e presented for Wed-
nesday's and Friday's absences. Ne-
we say it, somehow trivial. It fails to
ring true. But Alfred, now, has a
human touch. It makes you feel that
you could go right up to the steam
shovel and call 'it "Alfred" to it;
scoop.,
*' * *
"A Fa t'hful P1e to Smoke"
Was it the cigarette manufacturers
who inaugurated the tradition of note
allowing freshmen to smoke pipes on
:he (ampus?
MICH-AGAIN.
Not So Bad After All
I shiver as I sit and think
Of the snow that's falling fast;
But with much glee I realize
That fly-swatting time is past.
LONG FELLOW.
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es in one book.
This ideal is seldom reached. The
least useful,. perhaps, is the small
book in which the student jots a few'
hieroglyphics which are, when he
tries to distinguish them when study-
ing for a midterm, as readable as those
of the Egyptians. In this case, the
student is wasting ink and good white
paper.
A neatly kept, well-arranged note-
book is usually indicative of a good
student. With his information well
prganized he is prepared to at once
look up any point which is not clear
in his mind. Such a 'otebook is not
necessarily a voluminous one. In fact,
mere size is often a mark of inetli-
ciency.
Taking the notebook as a criterion
of the ability of the student, one is
surprised that there are not more
failures in the University than there
actually are.
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adse.Tcourse, and everything
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