THE MICHIGAN DAILY OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE I UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN # Published every morning except Monday during the University year by the Board in Control of Student Publications. Miember of Western Conference Editorial.l Association. The Associated Press is exclusively en- titled to the use for republication of alll news dispatches credited to it or not other- wise credited in this paper and the localI news published therein. Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second class matter. Subscription by carrier or mail, $3s.0. Offices Ann Arbor Press Building, May hard Street. Phones: Editorial, 2414 and 176-M; Busi- ness, o0ho Communications notto exceed300So words if signed, the signature not necessarily to appear in print, but as an evidence of faith, and notices of events will be published in The Daily at the discretion of the Editor, if left at or mailed to The Daily office. Un- signed communications will receive no con- sideration. No manuscript will be returned unless the writer encloses postage. Thie Daily does not necessarily endorse the sentiments expressed in the communications. EDITORIAL STAFF Telephones, 2414 and 176-M MANAGING EDITOR MARION F. STAHL City Editor .. .......James B. Young Assistant City Editor.......Marion Kerr Editorial 1oard Chairman.....E. R. Meiss Nige' Fdi+ors-- Ralph Byers Harry Hoey J. P. Dawson, Jr . . yMack 1.1. . iersniur'. * . C. Moriarty Sports Editor..............F.H. ercPike Sunday Magazine Editor.......Delbert Clark Women's P dtor.............. Marion Koch Humor Editor ............Donald Coney Conference Editor .. ........H. B. Grundy Pictorial Editor ...... .Robert arr Music Editor................E. H. Aile Assistants There is certainly some regret to be experienced at leaving home, but it seems impossible that men of the col- lege age cannot tear themselves away from their loved ones three days sooner, and reach Ann Arbor in time to classify when they are expected to. Early bolting is equally as inexcus- able. The reason for these two forms of delinquency is plain and well known, so well known as to be trite; such conduct is merely the manifestation of a serious case af laziness, of an in- herent dislike for work, and a shirk- ing of resp1onsibility. When we were younger, father's right arm was con- sidered the, most effective treatment for such an ailment, but under the present conditions a higher fine, and a less gullible acceptance of excusses at the Registrar's office would do much toward eradicating this tardiness. fm T . /f !/itT~iTtC 0SEDROLL5 IQROLLING OUT THE SCHOOL OF MUSIC. EDITORIAL COMMENT THE DISHOP TO THE FLAPPER. (New York Times) TEXT BOOKS and SUPPLIES for all Colleges at V oth Stores It's three 4clock in the morning; I've slept the whole night through; And daylight now is dawning- Just one more wink or two. The alarm clock, unrelenting, Warns of an eight o'clock due; I could just keep right on sleeping Forever-and so could you!. ONE-WHO-FEELS-IIONORED THE WOMAN'S League gives warn- ing that it will hold a matinee dance , before another moon is green cheese I for the benefit of the Woman's League Building. Goodlord, haven't they built that yet? Gallows-Meat In deprecating the censorious atti- tude toward youth, "always complain- ing and generally condemning," the House of Bishops risds to urbanity and liberality. Carelessness of speech and freedom of behavior may result from the very virtue of youth itself- from "the dislike of convention, the desire to be natural and human"; from "willingness and determination to level social distinctions and forego socialprivilege"; from "a larger free- dom in social habits and a real de- mocracy of thought and action." The younger generation "may well cast away outworn conventions if only: GRAHAM Both Ends of the Diagonal Walk DETROIT UNITED LINES Ann Arbor and Jackson TIME TABLE (Eastern Standard Time) 11 The "Y"' Inn' AT LANE HALL SAME AS LAST YEAR STUDENT ACTIVITIES The soda fountain that puts em- L The Michigan Union I bamed pies and liquescent sundaes The Michigan Union, by virtue of its in its show window. multifarious committees, its position as the heart of student life, and the JUST YESTERDAY we saw a frosh consequent opportunities that are of- feeding a squirrel on the campus. fered for campus eminence through Don't those frosh know nuthin'! the medium of its executive positions is an activity which might ostensibly YESTERDAY A constant reader of appeal to many prospective campus our colyum sent us a note and among workers. But because of some mis- other things he says "-and I will understanding which may be preva.. either furnish, stuff out of the store- lent as to the mode of procedure for house of my brain as Keats says, or I securing work an elucidation of the will translate a couple out of one .of administrative organization might be my -three copies of La Vie Parissi- of aid to those who are interested. enne." The routine and activity work of We are going to take him up on the the Union is performed by seventeen , last part of that committees, all appointed by the pres- I ident of the Institution. These are QUEER FOLK the housing, fall reception, registra- A oueer co-ed tion, house, entertainment, music, Is Mary Goff ; Sunday afternoon lecture, announce- She never tries ment, life membership, publicity, To vamp her prof. dance, upperclass advisory, billiard, bowling, athletic record, library, and And Aust as queer opera committees. Admission to mem- Is young John Block; bership in anyone df tlem is by He's never missed recommendation or application. If by An eight o'clock. the latter method the 'prospective (Ed. note: That's a lie. We have worker should apply to the president known Young Block for years and or chairman of the committee per- years and know that he overslept on forming the work in which he is in- the morning of February 31, 1922.) terested, whereupon he will be in. stalled as a try-out, his promotion de- A. FAIRY TALE pending upon the ,ability and dili- Once upon a time there was a very gence shown. great cubist artist, my dears, and he Work on these committees not only specialized in polygons, trapezoids, there is a high purpose as well as a Detroit Limited and Express Cars - 6:oo a.m., 7:oo a.m., 8':oo a.m., 9:05 a.m. and high spirit in the revolt." hourly to 9:05 p.m. Many observant and thoughtful Jackson Express Cars (local stops west of Man Ann Arbor)-9 :47 a.n., and every two hours people, it is true, have failed to find to9: 7 -y111:. the high spirits of flapperdom ani- Local Cars East Bound-7:oo a.m. and ev- mated by any high purposes; but in ery two hours to 9 :oo p.m., i : oop.m. To by ay pupose; bu in Ypsilanti only-i i :40 p.m., 1:~15 aa. the opinion of the House of Bishops To Saline-Change at Ypsilanti. that finding, even if justified, runs so Local Cars West Bound-7:5 a.m.,r2:io much against rebellious youth as To Jackson and Kalamazoo -- Limited cars against society as a whole. In many 8:47, 1047 a.m., 12:47, 2:47, 447 p.m. forms, of which light-hearted divorce To Jackson and Lansing-Limited at 8:47 is but one, "extreme individualism" is "disrupting the American home and 1922 SEPTEMBER 1922 poisoning the springs of social life; S M T W T F S it sets aside law and 'utterly 1 2 disregards the possible consequent 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 breakdown of public order." Too 10 11 12 13 11 15 16 many of the older generation have 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 been satisfied with low ideals, "con- 27 tent to have and to enjoy." Parents Start Riglit With a Good Hat! in particular have "practically abdi- We do all kinds of HIGH CLASS cated their position of "direction and Cleaning and Reblocking of hats at leadership," and have otherwise.failed low prices for GOOD WORK. When in "building up a simple and natural you want a hat done RIGHT bring religious home life." Thus runs the it to us, our work is regular FACTO- rede of the House of Bishops, hoisting RY WORK. Hats turned inside out the generation that has denounced with all new trimmings are likei new. the flapper with its own trinitrotoluol. We also make and sell POPULAR Even those who have managed to PRICE and HIGH GRADE hats, FIT view flamboyant youth with some- THEM TO YOUR HEAD and save you thing short of alarm may well hesi- a dollar or more on a hat. We give tate before this verdict. The conduct values and quote prices which cannot of any generation is determined by be excelled in Detroit or anywhere something more than the character of else. Try us for your next hat. parents or of children, or both to- gether. In the golden youth of the FACTORY KAT STORE House of Bishops the world of en- 617 Packard Street Phone 1792 chantment sent its emissaries into 1Pcred. Steet Phoe 1792 every--home. For those who mar- (Where DI.R. Stops at State Street) veled at- strange scenes made real in prsn ptive there was the stereo ti- HIGH CLASS FOOD - PROMPT SERVICE GOOD MUSIC INDIVIDUAL MEALS OR BOARD BY WEEK OPEN TO MEN AND WOMEN mu __ _ : .. M. H. Pryor Maurice Berman R. A. J3illington W. B. 13utler 1<. C Clark ;velyn J. Codghlin yugene Carmichael ,,.aauet' mu-, mT B. isl e Maxwell Fead , ki , arlmn hoiise, J. Jv' ,Ruwitch Isabel Fisher Ninona A Hibbard Victor Klein Paige Leffian Samuel Moore . ,. i c puald T. G MceShane W. H. Stoneman Sirgl Iron IP. %I. Wagner _ . P. Webbink Frakin Dickman' Joseph lEpstein, Has your home a rogues' gallery A With You asPrincipal BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 960r BUSINESS MANAGER ALBERT J. PARKER Advertising. .........John J. Hamel, Jr. Adlvertising ...............dward F. Conlin, Advertising..... ..WalterK. Scherer Accounts... ...Laurence H. Favrot' Circulation .........David J. M.' Park Publication. ......L. Beaumont Parks Assistanti Townsend H. Wolfe Alfred M. White Kenneth Scick Xan. I. Roesser George Rockwood Allan S. Morton Perry M. Hayden ]-les A. rryer Eugene L. Dunne Win. H.. Good Wn. Graulich, Jr. Clyde L. Hagerman John C. Haskin A. Hartwell, Jr. c, ,. . ad . JBlumenthal L. Putnam Howard Hayden . r, A.-' C trout XV. K. Kidder H._W. Cooper Henry Freud , D your last pictures display a gawky, 411-at-ease child? Your ,parents will proudly ex- hibit them at every op- portunity. You'd better replace them with new photographs showing you, as you are today. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 1922 Night Editor-RALPH N. BYERS. USED TO BE Michigan used to be a school of athletic interest and prowess. Has! that characteristic faded with other tendencies and traditions which have disappeared into the past? The first signs of. indifference towards athletic activity may have appeared a number of years ago. But, they became especially noticeable last season when a school of seven thou- sand men failed to send out enough athletes to support a satisfactory track team. And this was not a temporary condition. At the present time pleas are again being made for the turn-out of enough cinder men to enable a choice in the picking of Michigan's team. Such a situation is indeed de- plorable. ' But that is not all. The time honored and popular sporL. of football, the one game whicli will never grow old or tiresome, the core of Michigan's field spirit, is reduced to a state wherein it must issue a4 plea 'for men to man the reserve squads of the Varsity team. Think of Michigan having to issue a request for recruits in the one game in which her greatest athletic achievements have been made. Men on the campus are no less physically powerful than the men of ten or twenty years ago. With the constantly increasing size of the Uni- versity there should be more 'able> athletes now than ever before. Michi- gan's athletic prowess still remains. Is it a waning interest which accounts for the present lamentable .situation? It will take the turn-out of a lot of athletes now apparently on the in- different list to clear up this question in the way it must be cleared. OLD-FASHIONED LAZINESS It is indeed deplorable that after hinumerable requests by the authori- ties of the University, and despite slight fine charged those students who register late, this practise continues. This, and the habit of bolting the first few meetings of each course because the instructors are not able to check up on such absence before each stu- affords experience which will be of trapeziums, and retrogrades. He is practical value to its devotees after credited with the reputation of having graduation, but if done assiduously originated 57 different varities of poly- provides a means of obtaining desir- whatchumaycallits in about a skinneda able campus positions. The execu-|jiffy. tive otlicers such as the president and Well one day, kiddies, he came to vice president are nominated by a Annarbor by mistake. And what do committee chosen by the governing you think? (Or/ don't you?) When board and are voted on by the stu- he saw the highly complicated: way dent body in the spring. Successful the male students creased their head participation in the administrative gear he curled up and died with envy. functions of the Union is the prime qualification for the nominees. And at Northwestern The scope of the Union's activities The co-eds won't have is large, but its affairs are by dint of Datos on circumstance conducted by a rather Mon emnall group. Ample opportunity, how- Tues ever, to display his worth is given Thurs ' to anyone whose interest in the work With the footballers surpasses his immediate desire for Because the coach doesn't wantem to. personal achievement. Aw, who wants to be a Athlete anyway. A LESSON IN FAME According to competent judges the' missing link in the school of prize fighting has been found. He is dusky In skin, has fists of steel and jaws of iron, and his name is Siki, the battling Senagelese. Last Sunday_ amid the shrieks and yells of a multi- tude of excited Frenchmen this tawny son of Africa made a Parisian holiday by literally butchering Georges Car- pentier, the erstwhile idol of France. Siki by doing so made himself ,the middle-heavy weight champion of Europe and the hero of a million fight' fans the world over. The defeated Carpentier claims that even at this early date his admirers admire him no more and his friends are gone. It took just one swing from the fist of an angry and savage African to bring down into a heap of# crumbled ruins this idol of the French. Carpentier is forgotten in the uni- versal cry of, "Give us Siki." "r- 1 su- . h~t11t all a b "PURPLE FOOT BALL OUTLOOK IS BEST IN YEARS" -Chi Trib Please, if someone hung a dirty blow on your eye would that optic be con- sidered a purple outlook? "He says that piece of music just haunts him." "I suppose he murdered it once." AND WHILE we speak of ads con- sider "Madame Swank, Exclusive De- signs in Reception Frocks. . Ah, yes, swanky cloes! - Those strolling on the campus dur- ing the dark hours of the night, should be careful not to stumble into any holes in the ground. They might harm one of our new building excava- tions. This colyum is with us so Continuous con. For those who demanded the very action of life, there was the vita- scope, in which, by diligently whirl- ing a slitted drum, one grasshopper could be made to jump over another grasshopper's back to an infinity of delight. For; Ithose who fed theirK senses upon the surprises of varied color, there was the kaleidoscope. But would the Bishops themselves in their youth have submitted to direc- tion and leadership, remaining stead- fast in joys of home, if the moving pictures and musical comedy had beckoned? One has heard much of the buggy-rides of yesterday, of the rap-j tures of seeing Nelly home; but with the modern runabout champing its bit who would submit to the limita- tions imposed by Old Dobbin? For the decline of home life there is a cause beyond the "low ideals" of par- ents, beyond the "high spirits," even the suppositious "high purpose," of the flapper. "The young people of today," the I-louse of Bishops concludes, "are pre- cisely what we have made them." This sounds like humility and beyond a doubt was graciously meant; but the new generation may well question such a view, however high the au- thority. Neither parents nor Bishops make flappers; they are the work of The Prophetic Soul Of the wide world, dreaming on things to come. Whether they are well or ill made only the wide future can tell. JUST SUPPOSE * (Wisconsin Cardinal) What if that Oxford spirit were transplanted to Wisconsin? Wisconsin would need a new gymnasium tomorrow. Instead of a new stadium for thousands to watch 22 men play football, Wisconsin would need new athletic fields so that hundreds of men could play football. New tennis courts would be needed, new cinder tracks and several new shells. Fewer cases of nervous breakdown would be reported by the clinic. Fewer students would flunk out of school. FINDING ONE'S PLACE (Daily Texan) The Official FRESH TOQUES WA GMR COMpAy far 7T/en c 9Jne1K4g, CHARLES DOUKAS, TAILORING 901 N. UNIVERSITY PRESSING CLEANING REPAIRING DYEING - We Sell Cash Cards - 6 Suits Pressed for $2.75 ALL WOOL GUARANTEED SUITS - - - $23.00 AND UP - - - Overcoats-$23.00 up We Call For and Deliver All Work PHONE 2759-W EXCELLENT LINE OF SAMPLES -----4000--- - - QUICK SERVICE - 30 MINUTES ALL WORK GUARANTEED SE Portraits, 619 Eamt Liberty Street It's time you had yours taken --------------- R . a .. Announcing the Opening of The Paceof' Sweets SOUTH UNIVERSITY near Church St. In this incident mignt well De That last night learned a lesson in fame. Queer stuff We went into a drugstore this thing fame is made of anyway; - :not very dependable. Fame is a hard -A 12 oi rmalted milk, mistress to woo and when she is wonA her smile cannot be counted on. Her THE POSTOFFIQE department has favors she bestows only on those who thought up away to retrieve a too are willing to take a sporting chance hastily mailed letter. That ought to and are not afraid of defeat. ' cut down the breach-of-promise statis- JUST THE PLACE FOR A FEW MINUTES REFRESHMENT 2 0ICE CREAM SODAS 1( SUNDAES- "TOMAY" NOW There can be no denying the fact that today the army officer and army man do not receive the respect that they did four or five years ago. The, more complacent of us may term this a natural course of events. Although this may be the case, the individual. who admits it is either branding him- self a hypocrite or an ingrate. For was it not these men to whom we of- fered not long ago all the admiration and respect we could muster, when .- natin wa fihin fr .eera tics. He's So Dumb He Thinks That: The president of the Michigan Union CANDIES LIGHT LUNCHES ;-" :4 is Sam Gompers. Every student has an important place in University life, if he will WOULDN'T MR. SIKI make a neat only seek earnestly and diligently for football team? his particular niche. Although the primary purpose of a student is to - Yesterday we went to the oth1er class study and acquire specific knowledge, we have. education also includes a broader training, which is gained only from The instructor did NOT say "There experience, acquaintance and asso- will be no class this first day." ciatioh. The bookworm usually leads DROP IN-BECOME ACQUAINTED Palace of Sweets SOUTH UNIVERSITY I -