THE ! -"HIGAN DAILY e _ * less friction to hamper the perform-I OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE ITN IV'E RSITY OF Ml~ICHIGAN Published every morning except Monday during the University year by the Board in Control of Student Publications. Member of Western Conference Editorial Association. The Associated Press is exclusively en- titled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not other- wise credited in this paper and the local news published therein. En'erei at the postoffice at Ann, Arbor, Michigan, as second. class° matter. Subscription by carrier or mail, $3.50.- Offices: Ann Arbor Press Building, May- nard Street. - Phones: Editorial, 2414 and 176-M; Busi- ness, q6o. Communications not to exceed 300 words if signed,, the signature not necessarily to appear in print, but as anevidence of faith, and notices of events will be published in The Daily at the discretion of the Editor, if left at or mailed to The Daily office. 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In a race of commercial airplanes conducted Thursday at Mt. Clemens, the winner, achieved an average speed of 135 miles per hour. Will the future see an even greater revolution due to the airplane than that which was caused by the automo- bile? Imagine having your groceries delivered safely at more than two miles per minute. Or picture the well dressed business man going to town in thirty seconds. Why, even Santa Claus will have a couple of hours to spare if he makes his round in an airplane. STANDING FOR "VICTORS" A custom that has sprung into vogue during the course of the last year or two rs that of standing up while "Victors" is being played.' There is nothing particularly objec- tionable in honoring so splendid a composition as 'The Victors" through this courtesy, except that the impres- sion s likely to be given outsiders or students new to the University that this is the University of - Michigan song-the one which should be sung standing and withheads bared, at all times, In the past Michigan has reserved this respect for "The Yellow and Blue." The other songs such as "Var- sity" and "The Victors" should be sung earnestly and with all due en- thusiasm, but the highest respect in the way -of standing with heads bared .should be reserved for 'The Yellow and Blue." MORE OPTIMISTS, PLEASE The time is not far distant when many people will begin asking them- selves:isn't it time we gave the college man a little encouragement? During the period of four to six years which a man (spends in college he will re- peatedly hear charges that he is learning impractical things-that he is delving in a world of artificiality, which, rather than an advantage, will be a distinct hindrance to him during hin first few years in the world of practicality. A man does his best work when lie is certain that he is working for something valuable. He may start in on his college career full of enthusi- asm. Then as the remarks of the ecclesiastics , reach him, whether through stoken word or printed page, he b'egins to' doubt. Doubt is the best known dampener of enthu- siasm. If enough disillusionment is thus brought to bear upon a student, he may go through the last years of his college work very listlessly, his mind being not on his studies but on what will come after graduation. In short he will be worrying-worrying about the future at a time when wor- ry can be of little avail. No, one will deny that it is a good thing to think of the future. But when students are so continuously re- minded of the "dark and stormy fu- ture" that awaits them, the effects of their lessened ardour for study will certainly be reflected in their work. Many students are exceedingly con- scientious. Any pessimistic forecast as to their future success will affect them deeply. And no one can do his best work when he is 'downhearted. Advice from olderpersons who are calloused to the blows of the world is always welcome, but a note of en- couragement mingled with such a message is likely to do infinitely more good than the all too frequent gloomy outlook. EATING SICKNESS A glaring weakness of the Ameri- can people with reference to their1 choice of diet is their constant cater- ing to the dictates of their palate rather than to the dictates of their common ,sense. Just recently, in Ann Arbor, a group of boys were served a meal which, while far from being elaborate, was wholesome and sensible. It did not include the usual portion of meat; nor was there the customary tempting desert. Loud protests were heard from the group. Many ironic remarks were made as to the, desirability of eating such food. This instance is illustrative of a nation-wide trait. The American's in- sistense upon the most savory and palatable food is no doubt due to his ability to pay for the best taisting meals. Yet it is obvious to everyone that the rural poulation thrives much better on the well known "corn and beans" than do their city friends who prefer French pastrieb. Some day the public at large may realize that what pleases the palate may not nec- essarily please the stomach. They may realize that meat at every meal is not a necessity; but, on the contrary, not even conducive to good health. When people learn to conquer the urgings of these pet fancies in diet they 'will have made a great advance in the direction of correct living and a more untroubled existence. THE RHYMING DICTIONARY "The men who made our language, Said the Lover to his Miss, "Were truly kind to Poets When they made 'bliss' rhyme with 'kiss'." But a Cynic, overhearing, Said, 'Have you thought of this? 'Tho bliss may go with kissing, A kiss may be remiss." The Lover thought and answered, "At least for eyes of blue You'll find no rhyme disgraceful To offset 'true' and 'you'." The Cynic laughed and whispered, "Such thoughts you must eschew, For eyes of heav'n's own color May lead you to a shrew." - The desperate Lover shouted, "Then find for maiden's hair A rhyme to steal the charm from Such words as 'fair' and 'rare'." The Cynic winked his eyelid: "Well, now, I do declare, I've heard it said before now That tresses will ensnare." The Lover owned him beaten And stood disconsolate; The Maiden raised the gauntlet: "For 'woman' find a mate." The Cynic bowed before her And boldly doffed his hat, "Like others of their species, Most women rhyme with 'that'!" SHE-GUN-DAH. * * * TilIS IS A PICTURE OF ABAIENE ONE SECOND AFTER HE SPOKE TO A. I).-1000 WHO WAS FIGUR- 1NG OUT THE BELOW Dear Caligula: Two days ago you made the startling. statement: "Only 1080 more days of school." Being of an analytical turn of mind, to sat- isfy my own curiosity I seized my typewriter and commenced to fig- ure it out for myself. What was my disappointment when I dis- covered that we are really not going to have 1080 more days of scholarly bliss, but only a measly 218, deducting Xmas (sic) and spring vacations, but INCLUD- ING Sundays, and Washington's and my birthdays. Such inaccu- racy is ill-befitting the Chef who toasts the rolls (I bow). I feel sure that you will correct this glaring discuiepancy pronto (at your earliest convenience). Ah, a THOUGHT! Perhaps you were calculating the distance between you and graduation, which, allow- ing yourself approximately two full years and two summer ses- sions over the time you would normally require, would total in the neighborhood of 1080 days. Please inform me. A. D. 1000*. 1000 what?j * * * DE BOID CHUNES IN Listen here dis is De Joisey Boid broadcastin an I aint got no ferry tails to tell yes a-tall I tink some bim- bo wich hes from Noo Yawk is gittin jehis and wantsa cop me stuff If ya got my manyuskripts wich dey was lost on de campus Toisday hows to bring em up to de Daley offis DE JOISEY BOLD. * * * T SED ROLL IOUR SOUL HOTFRS I OVER TANDERt- ~,BILT TODA~YL. p CAMPUS OPINION October 11, 1922.I Editor, The Michigan Daily: Recently, while enjoying the sooth- ing balm of a quiet pipe in a secluded corner of the Union lobby, I was an unobserved eavesdropper upon four- students who were discussing with some heat the apparent lunacy of those men who insisted upon accom- panying women to the football game. The theme of their conversation immediately started me on a train of thought of my own, namely, the fact that in common with three or foui thousand other men on this campus I firmly believe the taking of women to football games to be detrimental in the extreme-both to the spirit of the crowd in the stadium, and so indirect- ly to the team itself. I do not mean that women should be barred from games, for the ma,- jority of modern college women are as intelligent concerning football ast women may be expected to be, despite' frequent semi-humorous allusions toS the contrary. I merely contend that they should be given separate por-r tions of the stadium at Conferencef games. Because of the truth of the state-r .ment concerning the impossibility of serving two masters, I think it ad- visable to separate the sexes when they congregate at Ferry field. Wom- an's charm is undeniable; there is, in fact, no escaping it permanently.. But when the football team of our University, the men on whom we have pinned our faith and hope for victory, line up against an opposing team( it seems to me that every Michigan man in the stadium should back up that team with all the spirit and vo-1 ciferation of which his lungs are ca- pable. And this is impossible if men have escorted women to the game. In the presence of a charming Be- ing-when in public, at any rate,- the average university man is quite a. different person from the creature he is when in the company of others of his own sex. He is shyly reticent in the matter of cheering, and positively negative when it comes to individual shouts of encouragement to the men on the field, simply because he is afraid that theBeing beside him will consider his form poor, or something equally smacking of masculine asin- jnity. Last fall we heard a great deal about the lack of support given the team. Later, we had it demonstrated what genuine support would accom- plish. Wherefore, I would voice the opinon of many-that the engaging charm of the fair sex be eschewed during our Conference games, and that the men of Michigan turn out in body, ready and willing to back the team, in defeat as well as victory. EDITORIAL COMMENT MICHIGAN LAST EDITION OF :-: A T * BO TH STORES r, 1 Michigan Daily and Chimes for $4.50. " DETROIT UNITED LINES Ann Arbor and Jackson TIME TABLE (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars - 6:oc am., 7:00 a.m., 8:oo a.m., 9:o a.m. and hourly to 9: 05P.m. Jackson Express Cars (local stops west of ran Arbor)-g :47 a.m., and every two hours to 9:47 p.M. Local Cars East Bound--7 :o a.tn. and ev- ery two hours to 9:00 p.m., i i :oo p.m. To Ypsilanti only---r :4 p.m., 1:15 a.m. To Saline-Change at Ypsilanti. Local Cars West Bound-7:5o a.m., 2:i0 p., in. To Jackson and Kalamazoo -- Limited cars 8:47, 10:47 a.m., 12:47, 2:47, 4:47 P.M. 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ADRIAN, MICHIGAN PHONE 926-M DR. W. S. MILLS OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN 616 First Nat'l Bk. Bldg. Office Hours Phone 9-12; 1:80-5 321-F1 The Official CLASS TOQUES We have a better toque This typewriter is light in weight and has the standard key- board. Built especially for the student and traveling salesman. Even with its light weight and small size -= it has proven dur- able and long-lived. It is a most satisfactory typewriter for individual use. THE MAYRSHIE Co. STATIONERS - PRINTERS - OFFICE OUTFITTERS PHONE 1404 112 SOUTH MAIN STREET Announsing that: John Ward Me'sShoes i SONG B OOK SATURDAY, OCTOBER 14, 1922 Night Editor-LEO J. HERSHDORFER 1'AY BY PLAY Those who are unable to accom- pany the team to Vanderbilt will be! able to see tthe game this afternoon, play by play, in Hill auditorium. Par- adoxical though this :seems, it will nevertheless be made possible by the installation of a telegraphically oper- ated score board in the auditorium. The apparatus is the gift of the alum- ni. It i fifteen feet long, eleven feet wide, and in the shape of a football field. By means of lights, both teams, all plays, the player carrying the ball, and the number of yards gained can be shown. Only one man is needed to operate the machine. The Regents' have granted permfs.. sion to use the building as a place to exhibit the board because of the fact that the receipts from an admission fee of thirty-five centis will be used to lift a note of fifteen years' stand- ing on Alumni Memorial hall. A chance to watch the team is worth thirty-five cents at any time, es- pecially when it is away from home. The knowledge that this money will be used to help free" a University building from debt ,should be an add- ed incentive. AUTOS OF THlE AIR Not so very long ago a creation called the horseless carriage began taking the place of the wagon. It was much more efficient, could travel any- where from eight to fifteen miles an hour without difficulty. And farsight- ed engineers saw possibilities of rais- ing this speed capacity to almost any degree. As a result thesautomobile vas de- veloped to the stage in which the present time finds it. Not only has it largely displaced the horse and wag- on, but it has revolutionized society to an extent which few people con- ceive. Farmers, instead of being is- olated because of the fact that they live ten or twenty miles from the nearest town, now are like residents in the suburbs of that town. When- ecvor caprice so dictates, they ho into the flivver and beat it for the II1 wil display at MICHIGAN thruout the coming collej year with the new- est and best in conservativly correct footwear at prices ranjing from $7 to,$10. The first-dis- play of the season wil be at: KYER'S Corner N. Univ. and Thayer Today and Monday John:Wa rd Men's Shoes. GENERAL OFFISES: 121 DUANE STREET NEW YORK CITY FRIDAY 13 In Memoriamn The day has dawned Bright and clear- Friday, thirteen. The heathen quakes With palsied fear; Bootleggers over-malt the beer. Friday, thirteen. I knew a man Who moaned "Beware." Friday, thirteen. In him it threw An awful scare. Friday, thirteen. He got a room And shut him there And closed it tight That Death might spare1 His fearful soul And strike elsewhere. Friday, thirteen. And then he died From lack of air. Friday, thirteen. * * * "HOLD TRIALS FOR PRINCETON OPERA" G'Lord! What's the sentence for committing opera? * * * "In the Morgue" must be a stiff play to do. CRANKS a . (Daily Texan) A distinguished instructor in a for- eign university who was visiting this country was asked what, in his esti- mation, was the chief defect of American colleges. His reply was that the student bodies do not contain enough cranks. Every movement that results in social progress requires leaders, and leaders are men of indi- vidual independence. Any reform must start with individuals, and only after these individuals have con- verted others to their beliefs, do they become part of the masses who must ultimately accept that reform. In the mean time, they must pay a penalty, for anything out of the ordinary is deemed queer, anda reformer in the beginning certainly is out of the or- dinary. Sam Jones once said that 'it takes a crank to turn things." If so, the business of a college that wishes to perform its duty is to de- velop cranks that can turn things. * ,* * Here in the university, a faculty man recently remarked that the stu- dents' attitude is paradoxical. Let a professor dare to be himself, let him be or pretend to be queer; and the students will flock to his courses in large numbers. But let a student adopt the same policy, let him deter- mine to follow his own course regard- less of others, and he is promptly dubbed a fool and looked upon all too frequently with contempt. * * *1 This attitude is not altogether in- defensible. The paradox does not seem so. self-contradictory as might be supposed when a factor is con- sidered that plays a large part in student judgments. There are two kinds of cranks. One is the student who tries to be different for the sake of being different. He is the super- ficial egotist whose chief delight is adulation of himself as being uniquei among his fellows. The other is the man whon is queer because he cannot I WAGNIE R C1 A jor rah, izsdn e 1&4,f NEW YORK SHOPS 140 1-03 Broadway Just belo Times Square and in downtown, Manhattan and Brooklyn PHILADELPHIA SHOP 1221-23 Chestnut Street Just Belo Hotel Adelpkia 11 II'I Ill YEA! .TEAM! YEA! BAND! YEA! "FAT!" I Eleotric ore boa rd. will showe every play of Today's Game five minutes after it happens TODAY AT HILL AUDITORIUM: .Admission35c