[AL NEWSPAPER OF THE (ERSITY OF MICHIGAN every morning except Monday, University year by the Board in Student Publications. have proved to be something more, substantialthan mere entertainment for upperclassmen. t Aseiber of Western Conference Editorial Association. The Associated Pres is exclusively en- titled to the use for republication of all. news dispatches credited' to it or not other-' wise credited in this paper and the local news published therein, 7hn'ere3 at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second class iatter. Subscription by carrier or mail, $3.50.- Offies: Ann Abor. Press Building, May- nard Street. Phgnes: iditorial, 2414 and 176-M ; Busi- ness, q6o. Conmunications not to exceed r3 words if signed, the signature not nuecessarily to appear iui print, but as an evidence of faith, and iotices of events wNill be published in The Daily at thediscretion of the bEditor, if left at, or mailed to The Daily office. Un- signed communications will receive no con- sideration. No manuscript will be returned unless the writer encloses postage. The Daily does not necessarily endorse the sentiments expressed in the communications. EDITORIAL STAFF Tehlphones, 2414 and 176-X MANAGING EDITOR MARION"'B. STAHL City Editor ... James B. Young Assistant City Editor..........Marion Kerr Editorial Board Chairman.....E R. Meiss Night Editorss Ralph Byers Harry Hoey J. P. Dawson, Jr. J. E. Mack L .f 1Prshdorfer R. C. Moriarty II. A. Donahue Sports Editor.. ..........F. H. McPixe SundayMagazine Editor..... .Delbert Clark Woe's ditor-------.....-Marion Koch Humor Editor.............Donald Coney Conference 'Editor . ....H .'.B. Grundy Pictorial Editor..............Robert Tarr Music Editor ...................H. Ailes Assistants M. H. Pryor Dorothy, Bennetts Maurice ca man R. A. Billington W. B. Butle!r 11. C. Clark A. P. (Connabl Evelyn T. Coughlin Eugere Carmichael Bernadette Cote Wal"ace F. Elliott 1F't . Disko Mnaxwecll Fcad John Garlinvhouse Isabel Fisher Winona A. Hibbard Samuel Moore '. G. McShane W. 13. Rafferty W. H. Stoneman Virginia Tryon P. M. Wagner A. P. Webink Franklin Dickian Joseph) EIstein J. W. Ruwitch BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 960; BUSINESS-MANAGER ALBERT J. PARKER Advertising............John J. Hamel, Jr. Advertising ... ......Edward V. Conlin- Advertising ......... .Walter K. Scherer Acconas ...............Laurence . .1avrot Cir'culatiOnl.........David 3. M. Park PublicationL............1. Beaumont Parks Assistants rownsend H. Wolfe Kenneth Seick. George Rc ckwood Perry M. layden Eugene 1. Dunne %V-m. Grauhiclh, Jr. John C. IIaskin H1arvey E1. Reed C. L.14Ptnamn ~. 1). A rmnantrout If. W. Cooper Wallace Flower Edw. B. Riedle 11amrkl L. 11ae - Alfred M. White Win.D. Roesser Allan S. Morton James A. Dryer Wm. -1. Good' Clyde L. Hagerman A. T-fartwell, Jr. J. Blumenthal, H'oward Hayden . K. Kidder Henry Freud 1 erbert P. Bostwick 1,. Pierce ANOTHER CONFERENCE NOTCH With the announcement that the Western Conference authorities have jAitinto effect the ruling that to be eligible for Big Ten athletics a man shall have carried, passed, and at the same time be carrying a minimum of 14 hours per semester of regular academic work aside from any courses in physical education or other athletic work% a refutation is offered to the arguments often advanced against the continuance of college athletics. The enforcement of this rule has two} very decided advantages-bene- fits 'which will do much to alleviate th& so-called evils of college sports. It will tend to place the main em- phasis of an athlete's college career' more upon his academic work than upon his sporting activities.. Athletics il still hold a place of prominence, but what should be, the main pur- pose of any man's attendance at a university-that of securing an edu- cation-will necessarily take prece- dence over his gridiron or diamond ambitions. Again the rule will have the effect of keeping out of the Big Ten uni- versities those men who would go to college with the sole purpose of engaging in some branch of sport, in- tending to neglect almost 4entirely their academic duties. The Cofer- ence authorities should be compli- mknted for putting this regulation into effect, for it will be of notice- able aid in stamping out the unde- sirabl'e elemsents from college ath- letics. THE MORAL PICTURE One of the commonest dodges of present day motion picture produc ers is that of basing their plots on what might be termed the degener- acy of the youth of today. The ap- peal of such offerings as "Nice Peo- ple" and "Manslaughter" evidently come primarily from public interest in the decadence of the younger gen- eration, for such scenarios claim to re- flect not only the frivolities of the jazz age, but the attitude of mind behind them as well. The producer, however, in his at- tempt to make his picture effective, has overstepped the mark. The young people he presents are not the young people one meets in every day life. They are. gilded youth, and be- ing glided youth, they are in no way typical of the mass. If such produc- tions are to be convincing, if they are to prove to us to our satisfaction that the rising generation as a whole is hurling itself to destruction, they must deal more intimately wh the typical.-' Granting that motion pictures, to be successful, must gain their effect from the pictorial, the spectacular, the sensational, it is still a charge worthy of consideration against them that they are trying to prove a the- sis by mere illustration, and by an illustration which does not hold. And if they are trying to prove no thesis, if they are using their theme merely as a vehicle to carry the splendors of the scenes they employ, they are to be the more condemned for insincerity. INDIVIDUALITY Many 'a man stranded on a desert isle has gone mad from the sheer monotony of the thing. Likewise, it has been said that a venerable philos- opher took his life because he had exhausted the resources of the why and wherefore, and there was noth- ing new under the sun. All of which goes to prove the necessity of some- thing different. Just as no two blades of grass are alike, so also no two members of. the genus mankind are exactly the same, and the degree of difference is more noticeable in man because of his larger size. This variety is truly the spice of life, even the redeeming factor of living. The only reason in the world why we are interested in anyone else is because he is different from us, and yet there are people who ever mask their 'individuality behind the cloak of affectation in an effort to imitate others. The only thing that may be said in favor of such persons is that they deserve praise for their perse- verance in so hard a task. Those who imitate rarely overcome the awkwardness accompanying con- seious action and rarely reach the ease 'of the imitated; but if there is one thing in which every person can excell it is the grace that accompan- ies the exhibiting of one's own indi- viduality. As a final resort a good jazz or- chestra could be placed on the job in the room where a class meeting has been scheduled. EROLLS ROLL THE FUR COATS OUT OF THE MOTHBALLS COiMDIUNICATONt C.N., '24E, is right about tra-s ditions, isn't he, Caligula? If '98b and '06 can make traditions,1 why not '24E, '25W and '26 S ofs M. do it also? Men of Michi-.a gan, it's an outrage that we have been neglecting the tradition in- dustry. Let us all make at leastt two every month. My suggestion d is this: let '24E make them for I November because one of that class suggested it, then let eacha class fall in line, and inside ofc two years we will have a greatera and better Michigan. In fact it will require a battalion of StateU Police to enforce all the tradi- tions. The Daily could have a spe- cial departmental bulletin to re-.. mind the students of the tradi- tions to be observed day by day. Yours for traditions and lots a of them, BARON COGNAC, '26C. z * * .* A. B. C. ANY (STAIRWAY If, when the siren tears the air, " You have a class in 402,t Just stay for fifteen seconds there And ponder over what to do. Don't plunge downstairs, you'd meet1 the fae2 Prepared of old for fools and asses;1 The lowest hallway will. be jani'med With folks from seven other classes.I Make up your mind: "I'll take my time, Thedemon Panic shall not get me, I will descend with dignity tAs fast as other folks will let me." Thecorner will view your clinker Unless you choose to use your thinker. S. BESTOS. * * * I his is a graph of De Joisey Bold and Caligula searching, searching for the inlssing MSS. They cut classes right and left and, ;!fting a ford from the State street nu-s- ery, sped hither and john over the terminal moraines of Annarbor, Reading from right to left aiid back again, lDe Jelsey Bold, Cal, De Joi- soy Roid.' Lissp bimbo-J'; DI43 Joisey Boids lost two valyubil manyuskripts on the campus dey ws his best Woiks of Art Dey was on typeritin paper and looked like poems If ya seen dese manyukripts or seen somewun which. has plees see as how deys braught up to de Daily offis and left on the Toasted Rolls hook 111 be ever so much ablijed to yez all espeshilly if yer from Joisey Teeringly yores DE JOISEY BOID. THE WORLD IS OUR MARKET (The Detroit News) Michigan experts are again giving thought to the disposition of the state's great fruit crop. Thousands of bushels of apples, pears, peaches, plums and other fruits for which the state is famous, spoiled in the orch- ards for lack of a market. President Fi-iday of the Michigan Agricultural college has suggested that western Michigan fruit interests devote attention to perfecting through co-operation, a system of marketing which will involve the best obtain- able facilities for refrigeration and cold storage. Others have suggested' a widening of the educational cam- paign to induce Michigan residents to use more of Michigan's own products. These suggestions are good ones. But is there not something more? Is not Michigan justified in considering and solving its fruit-marketing prob- lems on a world basis? The climate and soil of te state produce apples and peaches which are without supe- riors in flavor 'nud in preservative qualities. The state should not con- sider its marketing problem from the standpoint of its limitations, but from the view of its broadness. One of the most alert and progres- sive countries in South America, Chile, has been conducting an ex- periment from which Michigan can learn much to her advantage. Chile lies in the temperate zone, and her climate and soil produce fruits simi- lar to those of Michigan. In years! of surplus yields Chileans, too, have been forced to watch fine apples, peaches, pears and plums spoil on the trees.' Chile's fruit crop ripens in Febru- ary, March and April, just the period of the year when the fruit kept in cellars in the north temperate zone becoires exhaustedti Chilens con- cluded their logical market for sur- plus fruit, if the problem of trans- portation and refrigeration could be solved, was in North America. They conceived the idea that North Amer- icans would be eager to seek in turn the out-of- season market of Chile. As an experiment, Chileans bought last year in the United States a car- go of various kinds of temperate zone fruits. They took them to Chile and found that the refrigerators on board kept the fruit in good condition. Last winter - our winter - ,the Chileans worked the experiment the other way, chartering a vessel and sending 40,000 cases of apples, peaches and similar fruits north, through the Pan- ama Canal to New York City, where they disposed of them. There was no attempt to make money on either ven- tur4T, it being an experiment to learn whether the fruit would arrive in good condition. The Chileans reached the conclu- sion that inter-continental trade can be conducted profitably. Their study of freight rates and other elements con- vinced them that they could sell, at any point in the Unied States east of the Mississippi river, fruits in the late winter and spring at a price within easy reach. Michigan might meet a part of her problem with simlar thought, Argen- tina, Brazil, Uraguay, Paraguay and Chile are countries wholly or in part in the south temperate zone, and should be willing to consider recipro- cal marketing opportunities. Michigan must deal with her marketing problem as one in which the whole world of- fers the field for cultivation. Virginia has learned this. Certain orchards there send their entire crop regularly to Europe. STHE MUCH MALIGNED PROFESSOR (The Daily Illini) Conventional characters are num- erous in this world, and the college professor still holds an exalted place among them. Unfortunately, how- ever, there is a mistaken idea which exists in the university that profes- 'sors are merely creatures-mechani- cal beings-who are here for the sole purpose of reciting facts for students to note. The average lecture in any course on the university schedule is a place where students go to sleep, talk, or jot down a few notes and get out as soon as posible. Abolutely no at- tention is paid to the professor who is lecturing after the bell has rung for the end of the hour, and very little respect is given him. Perhaps the spirit expressed in this way is not intentional, but the least 'students can do is correct this spirit if it is not meant. If it is intentional, on the other hand the students still hold that opinion of the high school or grade school pupil which brands the instructor as some enemy, eager te contest on any point, and this ex- pression is certainly not one of a real university student. Professors are human; they are willing to co-operate with the stu- dents in every way; they deserve the support of the entire student body. MICHIGAN EDITORIAL COMMENT :-i A T BOTH STORES f. Corduroy Coats $6.50 up. Co.-Adv. Wild and 1 DETROIT UNITED LINES Ann Arbor and Jackson TIME TABLE (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars - 6:oc am., 7:00 a m., 8:oo a.m,, 9:o5 a.m. and hourly to 9:~o5 p.m. Jackson Express Cars (local stops west of Ann Arbor)-9:47 a.m., and every two hours to 9 :47 p.mn. Local Cars East Bound-7:oo a.m. and ev- ery two hours to 9 :oo p.m., ii :oo p.m. To Ypsilanti only--i: :4o p.m., r .i5 a.m. To Saline-Change at Ypsilanti. Local Cars West Bound-7:50 a.m., rz:io p. in. To Jackson and Kalamazoo - Limited cars 8:47, 10:47 a.m., 12:47, 2:47,.4:47 p.M. I WAI I I * I If You Like to Give or Receive- n e you will be glad to learn of the arrival of hun- dreds of them, in a wide- lyassorted variety of of exquisite shades and e x o t i c fragrances at- I LAST EDITION To Jackson p.m. and Lansing-Limited at 8:471 1922 S 1 8 15 22 29 OCTOBER M T W T 2 3 4 5 9 10 11 12 16 17 18 19 23 24 25 26 30 31 F 6 13 20 27 1922 S 14 21 28 Start Right With a Good ,Hat! We do all kinds of HIGH CLASS Cleaning and Reblocking of hats at low prices for GOOD WORK. When you want a hat done RIGHT bring it to us, our work is regular FACTO- RY WORK. Hats turned ins'de out with all new strimmings are like new. We also make and sell POPULAR PRICE and HIGH GRADE hats, FIT THEM TO YOUR HEAD and save you a dollar or more on a hat. We give values and quote prices which cannot be excelled in Detroit or anywhere else. Try us for your next hat. FACTORY HAT STORE 617 Packard Street Phone 1792 (Where D.U.R. Stoos at State Street) ADRIAN - ANN ARBOR BUS LINE Leaving Hours From Ann Arbor Central Standard Time X D S, 8:45 A.M. 4:40 P.M. 12:45 P.M. 6:45 P.M. X-Daily except Sunday and Holidays D-Daily S-Sunday and Holidays only JAS. H. ELLIOTT PROP. ADRIAN, MICHIGAN PHONE 926-M The Official CLASS TOQUES We have a better toque WAGLYR&OMPAHY ,forMen cc-Since 1948 DR. W. S. MILLS OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN 616 First Nat'l Bk. Bldg. Office Hours Phone 9-12; 1:30-5 321-F1 6.p J 225 East Liberty Phone 1821 PAWNW- wvw 1 FRIDAY, OCTOBER 13, 1922 6. !,_! New Sports Coats $25 to $59.50 SONG BOO MIS- dmw * . . w ,r °, r .. Night Editor-JOHN P. DAWSON, JR. FRESHWATER The writer of a communicationr printed yesterday in The Daily sug- gests that the present traditional rules" for freshmen be supplemen- ed by new regulations in order to in- sure the fact that first year men real- ize the humility of their position, and also to afford some fun tothe older men of the University. Among the new restrictions suggested are the enforced wearing of a red necktie outside the coat, the banning of knickers, and the prohibiting of cigar smoking on the campus among fresh- men. In the same issue The Daily at- tempted to set forth editorially, under the heading "Start tonight, '26", something of the meaning and pur- pose of the rules governing the first year students. The main requirement, the wearing of the gray cap, is not made in or, der 'to humiliate freshmen. Rather, its purpose is to distinguish the class, in order that the members may rec- ognize each other and gradually cul- tivate a class feeling and class inti- macy. Deference to upperclassmen of the University, the other main fac- tor in the so-called discipline, is in- tisted upon because it is felt that the new men owe some consideration and respect to the older members of the student body. One could hardly say that either of these traditions is par- ticularly "humorous to the old" ones at Michigan. They merely persist be- cause it is felt that such restrictions are of some- benefit to the freshman class. In what is known as the "freshwa- ter colleges" the wearing of red neck- ties may be quite the thing for fresh- men. And the rest of the students may think it not unusual to build bon- fires in the city streets, have snake dances which end in the burning in effigy of some overly-exacting profes- sor, or paint up the statue on the town hall steps. But Michigan hats outgrown that stage of university childhood. Her Mannish in line; easy to slip intoc and out of snug and warm. Some have huge collars of fur. Numerous colors GooUdyearTs 124 SOUTH MAIN * * * WE NEVER really felt quite like a Soph before- But yesterday a Freshman made us feel like three or four. We were wending through the cam- pus Thinking thoughts unto ourself- We reached an intersection, and Oh well, he stopped and let us go by. We cant rime the damn thing, But we're no end proud of it just the same. urch. * * * "Seen 'Manslaughter'?"........ "Yeah! Say that boy sure can tac- kle!" * * * The other day we saw a collich man on the campus with the collar of his top-coat upturned in the true col- legiate style. * * * Candy Day Sat., October 1.4 4 MAKE THEM HAPPIER 4 Send Them a Box We will deliver it for you of Betsy Ross Chocolates And kindly him. And gaged one of our middle-aged and young instructors came up to, * 4' * , knowing the collich man, en- him in friendly conversation. * * * We will make itfor you Y And in the course of the conver- sation he unconsciously turned down the upstanding and collegiate coat collar. And that just about puts the kind- ly instructor in a class with the coat- room girl who re-blocks a man's hat before returning it. * * * Doesn't it? CALIGULA, Freshmen Win Tug At Columbia For the second year in succession the annual tug-of-war victory was an- nexed by a freshman class when '26 won the "tugp" in two stra ight heats' Cool Weather Creates a Demand for Something Warm Hot Chocolate Hot Malted Milk Hot Lemonade Hot Fudge Cream Puffs Hot Fudge Sundaes Home-made Apple and Peach Pie a la mode right out of the hot oven At Our Fountain Every Day BETSY. ROSS SHO-P There are so many moustaches pa- Hold Trial-, for Prinrt-on Onera I