THE MIC I iGAN DAILY - -. ,...ma .. ers of Western Confer on. Associated Pres is e the use for republicatio es credited to it orr in this papertand ther erein. d at the postoffice at ras secon~d class matte iption by carrier or mai s AnnArbor.Press 1 eet c , S: Editbrial, 2414 and Communications not to exce A n t~es ofevens rillbe e lt iy at the discretion of t ft at or mailed to The Daily ined c rmmnnications will re leration Wo manuscript wil iless the writer encloses postac( es pot necessarily endorse t pressed in the communications EDITORIAL STA Telephones 2114 and MANAGING EDIT' MARION B. STATI 77t a-}, . .r....... litoriA Boar airman ... iht Editors- Ralph flyers Harry ,.. j'. ershdorfer R. C. 2 H. A. Donahue J. E. 'omen'sEditor ....... iday Magazine Editor ..... usic Editor............... mior Editor...........IuckIl Editorial Board well Kerr Mauric ul Einstein Eugene successful at Michigan. Starting with, a dash toward premier sporting hon- ors in the Conference, the veteran I OF THE runner, Isbell, annexed for Michigan JRIGAN the cross country title in the earlyi ~cept Monday the Board in fall. Then, soon afterwards, the pow- * erful Varsity football machine tore ence Editorial its way to a Conference championship. In March, the track team went to xclusively en Northwestern where the third con- n of all news ference victory of the year was gainedi ocal news pub- r by the Maize and Blue athletes. On may 26th, Michigan's wizard of the t Ann Arbo'r, courts, Merkel, furiously fought his ter. i,. $3.50 way to the topmost position among' Luilding, May- the Big Ten tennis players. By de- 176-M; Busi. I feating Northwestern in yesterday's game, the leather tossers of Michi- ed 300 words gan "cinched the Conference-baseball nec essarily to championship. Bence of faith,] published in A record of five Conference victor- he ["(itor. Yif ies within the course of one year is yoffice. lin ceibe no conmdeeda worthy accomplishment not. 1 be Te nil only for the athletes of the University, he sentiments but also for the coaches who were directly responsible for the excellent; .,,showing of their men. Certainly, the student body can have no camplaint 176-3M to make on the results of Michigan's participation in Big Ten athletics.# JR Some of the athletes are not only winners in the Middle West, but are ai, Watzel also men to be feared in 'tthletic com- ies B. YoungI .J. A.Bacon petition anywhere in the country. .. . >.eiss Should the track team defeat all contenders today, the sixth title will Moe arty fall before the endeavors of the Wol-' Mack verine athletes. Michigan has always are 1F .Elliott stood for the best in athletics, but Marion Koch the resultstof this year's achievement . A. DonahueI .E. I. Ailer will be far reaching. Any University C, C. Robb.Jtfins _. - school is almost as pleasant as one wasted in merely "using" the summer without "utilizing" it to advantage. L, EDITORIAL COMMENT It Gilbert's Chocolates received freshI for Mothers' Day. Tice's. 113 E. Lib- erty.-Adv. Try Our Business lien's Lunch 11:30-2:00 - - - - 6,W, JOE PARKER'S SPECIAL SUNDAY DINNER. Kennedy's Orchestra 11:30-4:00 iCornwell Coal Bldg. Tr41 LOST ATLANTISI (IDtroit Free Press) People w ho like their science well READ THIS 1_ j mixed with romance will be attracted f A FUNNY T OICE to the announcement of the Spanish AM) IT'S A RIOT = Academy which says that the lost is- Our Own Track Story land of Atlantis has been located off! Yesterday we went to the track the coast of Spain. Details of this trials and saw the Maizeandblue iteresting discovry ar it il Tricksters spread their stuff all over able to the public, but that will leave the curious all the more room for Dexter M. Ferry Athletic field, which speculation. by the terms of Dexter's will cannot me age and vitality of the story be used on Sunday. that there was once a great anti The pole vaulters were a scream, opulent country somewhere west of but they looked handsome beside thethPilrofecuswihgew half-milers, who, all except one, were to a mnagnificance passing all des-' very funny-looking benjamins. The i cription, and then sank into the sea, pole vaulters 'ud rnalnus shas caused more than one geographer if they were gonna u ump an tust ifntheyhwere gonnabmpandthen!as to think that somewhere back in the run right past the bar gee it was misty past there must have been ai funny. solid "bases for the legend. Nobody In the background the boys who knows how old the story is. Homer are putting up the new nice fieldjknew it, and Plato gave the world ar house showed off by riding up.on the girders, holding on with oney one mnrtion of itheve ary ac- hand. Ge'!companied by the assurance that the, The discuss heavers wereslinging,(date of the submergence was even their stuff all over the place too. then in the remotest past.j They'd heave it and then another Geological explanations of Atlantis one would heave it back only have been offered on various occa- sometimes they'd roll it back and sions It is known that the western it would roll all over the field and coast of Europe was once further hit somebody. (oll I hadda laugh. west than it Is now, and some specu- Everyonceinawhile Hubbard would lative geologists have postulated a try' to break a record in so~retl.iig land bridge between Europe and Am- or other. but I guess he was waiting erica for the purpose of explaining for the big crowd tomorrow. the distribution of living and fossil The sun was very hot. The gals in organisms. the stands weren't so very. But one does not need to invoke There- were a whole lot of people such a remote date in the world's his-j arcund who seeied to le man ing tory to find examples of islands cre- the affair.; Some of 'em; ,Nere oney I atedI andl islands destroyed. In tlhe stoodents, but they looked last grand. Pacific ocean islands have appeared There were a lot of amnhtious and disappeared within the memory1 youths selling things, frostbites ana of man. These are the result of vol-j pop end chewing gum. They didn't canic action, and while the SpanishI have to work very hard for fihir coast is not volcanic, the Iberian pen- money I must say insula has experienced some terrific All the tr ack stars were bell-hot- erhuae;n t im.Smesc tom pants to the track and oney take disturbance in that quarter ofthe 'em off when they get ready to run. world might have sunk an inhabited It seems to me that they carry a=island before the days of the Phar- style a little too far. aohs, and even a very contemptible DETROIT UNITED LINE$ Ann Arbor and Jackson TIME TABLE (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars-. 6:oo a.m., 7:00 a.m., 8:oo a.m., 9:05 a.m. and 'hourly to 9:o5 p.m. Jackson Express Cars (local stops wesr of Ann Arbor)-9:47 a.nm.,, and every two hours to 9:47 p.m. Locai Cars East Bound-7:oo a.n. and every two hours to 9:eo p. m., x 1 :eo p.m. To Ypsilanti only-lr ;4a p.m., x is1a.m. To Saline-Change at Ypsilanti. Local Cars West Bound- 7:5o a.m., 12 :IU p.1., To Jackson and Kalamazoo-Li- ited cars 3:47, 10:47 a.mn., 12:47, 2:47. 4:47 p.m. To Jackson acd Lansing-Limited at 8:47 p.m. ... Hake your FOUNTAIN PENS repaired fo, exams at RIDER'S PEN SHO 5. ..,.,,,,,,,,,, ,.,,,,,r,,,, .,.! w+rr..........r. ......, i. _. ...._...._, . ......_ _ ___ ... ...._. . TOLEDO-ANN Cars leave for T 2 P. M. and 5 P. day. Sundays a 8:.30.. y _ ... _ -._ .r ....= ..._ .._... 1?I s -1 .11 N .1' 1' :, 61 o 10 11 12 3 14 1 16 17 IS 11) '?( 21 '12 23 24 25) 26 27 I28 N 2 . WE HAT FACUO lI1V S L Am ; FACOY SELL 'f a~ r A!STRAW c' HATS A t RE ASONABLE PRIC( and SHAPE THEM to fit the head free of charge, We also Clean and Reblock Pan- amas and all kinds of Straw Hats at low prices for HIGH CLASS WORK. (No acids used) Straw Sailors cleaned by our FACTORY PROCESS look as well and keep clean as long as when new. Bring in your hat now and get a good clean fac- tory job that lasts FACTURY HAT STORF 617 Packard Street Phone 1791 Where D. U. R. Stops at State i IN ARNOLD'S NEW JEWELRY STORE 302 State St. Or better yet, exchange your old Pen for a *aserpen. A real fountain Pen. MR. STEWARD-Do You Want the QIa The best ingredients often make a difference the and taste of food. By buying in medium large quantities to be the cheapest. We especially re all round purposes- Roller King f ;, , "t tY #. :9 Y : Itt ley 1. "c IA e Berman ;Carmichael Assistants nley It. Armstrong Franklin D. Hepburn lncy Bielfield Winona A. Hibbard A. Billington Edward J. II ggin s lect Brown ](enneth C. Kehlar C°' Clark E1'Iabeth t Iiebermann . ' Connable John McGinnis - ,nadefte Cote Samuel Moore elyn 1. Coughlin 1 M. .II Pryor seph Epstein W. B. Rafferty E. Fiske Robert G. Ramsay an Garlinghcuse I. W. R'iwitch 4 alter S. Goodspeed Soil J. Schnitz rtia Go'uider Philip M. Wagner maId Ilalgrim IUSINjFSS STAFF Telephone 960 - DtiSJNESS ANAGER ALDERT J. :ARKER , vertising ..............fol.i J. I-amel, Jr. vertrsiflg...............NWalter K. Scherer vertisig...........Lawrence i1. Favrot bllcatiol..............Edward F. Con i )~ywriting .. .David J. M. Park culation........Townsend HI. Wolfe counts..............L. Beaumont ParksI Assistants rry M. TTayden Win. H. Good gene L. Dunne Clyde L. Hagerman n C. Raskin Henry Freud L. Putman Clayton Purdly D. Armantrout J 13. Sanzenbacher lliam 1l. Reid, Jr. Clifford Mitts rold L. hale Thomas McFachren m. D. Roesser Louis M. Dexter Ian S. Morton C. We'lls Christie mes A. Dryer Edward B. Redie rbert W. Cooper SATURDAY, JUNE 2, 1923 1 Night Editor-THOMAS E. FISKE 1 lON"OR-DISIPLAY IT Class avetages are sacred. Crooked amination< -exalt these averages, ndicap the conscientious student,I d evenf froquenfly fool the crib- in the Big Ten that "cops" six titles is assured of a considerable amount of valuable publicity. The winning of five championships alone, discount- ing the possible sixth, establishes a record in the Big Ten which will be h ard to equal., Michigan's success this year is due not only to the tire- less, unselfish efforts of the men on the various squads, but to the full hearted support of the student body as well.. Michigan's famous gridiron repu-: tation was further strengthened this year by the selection of two of her: players for the All-American eleven. The football season was such a suc- cess that it made up for the severalx frevirlnhqcj ef.nnc in whirh tha eurl.41.. I,! I Or the most suitable flour for Pastry imico Pastry fl- -}. You Will Find That Our All Purpose Flours for purity and excellence. Made You will find our mills handy f4 ADRIAN-ANN ARBOR BUS (Effective May 14-Central Time) Bus leaves Adrian, 6:00 and 11:45 a. m. and 3:45 p. i. Leaves Ann Arbor 6:45 a. m. and 12:45 and 4:45 p. m. SUNDAY--Leave Ann Arbor 6:45 a. m. and 6:45 p. m. Leave Adrian 3:45 p. m. only. are unequalled in Ann Arbor direct to you. THE MICHIGA.N MILLING C ANN A RBOR A u i n su Everybody on the field started hol-* suffered a number of defeats. But n for a named Johnson. Who the University need not rest on her t.isg goy zs this Johnson anyw ay?. laurels, for the prospects are exceed- Now the announcer has started to ingly bright for several repitions next announce. He rolls his i's some- year. Quite a few of this year's ath- ;thing terrific. Th len he says "And letes were sophomores, and with the the time-48 and thr-r-r-r-r-r-e-e-e aid of a number of promising men fifths." from the yearling squads, the coaches "XVonderful' says the crowd. should have little difficulty in de- The only thing I couldn't under- veloping several championship aggre- stand was why the tracksters didn't gations. bow when the customers give '(,1 a The year has not or;Iy been a hand. success from a standpoint of inter- Cub collegiate athiletics, but also from * * * 'the side of the intrahiural department Dear Urch: Didja see the head in which has been responsible ror a the Free Press (which costs three growth "in interest and participation cents, by the way,) which says "Wo- in the various interclass sports. man Auto Slayer Sobs During Trial." "'22-'23" will go down in the annals What if she did? I guess an auto of the University as a year of unpre- slayer has got a right to sob any- ; cedented athletic accomplishment; a where she'wants, hasn't she? Sa free year of well balanced teams featur- country, ain't it? Lemon ed by several stars of national magn- tude; a year to be remembered by' Yes, Lemon ours, sa a free country, Michigan men as one of the most sue- but there seems to be a growing pre- cessful in the history of this insti- juldice against this unfortunate class4 Itution. 1an~ 1,xr m ,nw hts little country suffering such a fate would make a sufficient basis for a fascinating tradition. i I i v'ened faculty. High are the pen-, i:cs, great the risks, and meagre TE SUMMER SESSION s rewars of "stolen knowledge," t despite the knowledge of these stablished as an integral part of Ots foolhardy students, artists in the University, the Summer Session,' e underhand methods of securing which opens on June twenty-fifth, is "getting by" grade,'persist as igno- but one means of furthering the scope, at of the uselessness of their task of education at Michigan. Sometimes the dog who ,innocently snatches looked upon as a vacation school, the piece ef m.at from the butcher's nature of this session is substantially --thle )UtOs YOyers, y W why they get all the nastyl * * * Y. 1 hi -14 he purpose of a university is to :h. not to hand out grades, credits, diplomas. . These are mere mci- [als which supposedly designate r holders as persons of intelli-I Ce an('college breeding. This is' a place to exercise the fertility, he mind in search of new methods 'putting 't over" on a prof, but er an institution where one may, will, absorb the knowledge put re him .Leaving this knowledge e will gain the student little of advantages of a college education, trying to snatch evidences of it a an inserted fly leaf or someone I s blue book will gain him little, e. l et the class of '23 graduate from. honest university. It is not ugl f)r Michigan to he "as honest ny;". We must be straight. Virtue ever comparative. We can be bet- than the worst, we can be worse. Q the best,-but better than the t we capiot be. It must be the I of Michigan students to establish, ninations here on an honorablea s. Honor system or no honor sys- anlia 4 enrollment in Michigan uld bi nd hm to. employ nothing r than strictly honorable means 11 his scholastic endeavor. Wen of Michigan" is the term wel the same as the regular school semes-; ter, although there are innumerable; attractions offered during the sum- mer months which are totally lacking{ during the remainder of the school year. Week-end excursions to various points of interest in the close proxim- ity of Ann Arbor as well as two long- er trips to famous scenic spots of the country are but part of the un-1 usual opportunities offered to the= summer student. With most or the diversions of the average summer re- sort and the quiet atmosphere so con-, ducive to fruitful study, the Univer-1 sity Summer Session is indeed a worth while institution, furnishing the Ideal combnation of a pleasant two months of study with the joys of a memor- able summer. Those who contemplate taking' courses during the summer should select them promptly and register now. The courses available include the most important ones in each de- partment as well as a number of ex- cellent graduate courses which will prove of special interest to teachers and others not regularly enrolled in the University. Some of these are- open to undergraduates during the Summer Session which it is impos-, sibl!e to enter during the regular pe- riods. so that nnderdnuanftes mm II Wasted Senflinent We met at right angles Near the Chem bldg. Last night. And then you followed me All the way home, And everytime I looked back I could see your blue-green sweater And satin skirt. And when I turned in At MY door You turned in at YOURS! (12:05) I wish I knew My neighbors better! das I city. E ' - - - Every good shape, style weave and color - step ping in tor one of these cool straiws is the first step t o wi a r d s heeping cool. Ranglng $3.00 to $5.00 Cool Shirts Cool weaves that wear well. Cool oolors that wash well. Shirts that xviii give 1)0th pleasure an comfort because they loo good and fit perfect- ly. Ranging $1.50 up Lndensclrnid-Appel & o. An Ardor's Leaing Cotiers Exclusive but not Expensive 209 S. MAIN STREET I I Meet 13. U. R. cars at Saltine both ways =li ltI illillllllllifi11ii1l1l1 1 for connections for Ypsilanti. WayneI1 and Detroit. STEAMSHIP AGENCY4 turd TY\ts, 'cv-v Cruises-allline EUROPE and ORIENT of the. E. K U EBL E 601 E. Huron St. Phone 1384 I Confernc Tra( on sale at AND TB EY DIDN' T EVEN KNOW Thev Were enchantedy the music, and pleasure of the evening, almost radi- 719 N. Universit ant. Yet could they have read ty Ihere's luck, alte Knabe! The last rowmance we tried to foster in this column petered out dismally, if you could say that a thing petered out that never really got off to a start. * * * i :k M MAI )1511 4MOMENWAN es K P -' - .,,..~.,. Like a fly out of molasses we hop-. ped over to see Ruppert's "Souls For, Sale." Well, we didn't bur any but we didn't see very many for sale any-a way. We thought the market would look like a cut-rate drug store on a Saturday ni-ght. But no, we werel doomed to disappointment. All we saw was Milt Sills slam somebody over the head with something or oth- er and handsome Georgie Walsh cut-j ting up with the women in a cafeteria. Every time Charlie Chaplin threw a Camel away, our frail looked up at us and gargled, "Oh, isn't he dear." Some show! 4dorlla * * * All ,,r,3t mean hnvr enrnt11ini omni I f { I i E I i { f ' S { I f t he houghts of jriends, near - how embarrassed they n'culd have been, AND THIS IS WHY-- No one had explained teat the excess secretions of the sebaceous- glands u n d ey tie arms, which take place constantly during any emotional or nervous activity, are apt to cause REPELLENT body odors-of which the individual is unconscious. There are many pleasant aids and preventative rem- edies for this trouble. C, Claude Drake'si I o .' _: . r .-_ ... 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