rHE MICAN DAILY SATI ... .. . ._--" EIWSPAPER OF THE T~Y Oar' MICHIGAN, y-' morning except Monday. ,rtity year by the Board in :nt Publications estern conference Editorial The Associated Press is exclusively en- tit~ld to the use'fot-rep-ublication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise; credited in tAis paper and the local newspib iShed fhecin.~ Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second class matter. Subscription by carrier or mail, $3~o Offices: Ann Arbor Press Building, May- nard: Street. Phones: Editorial, 2414 'and 176-M; Busi- ns 6Communications not to exceed 300o words if signcd, lily sinnatiurrnot necessarily to appear in print, but as an evidence of faith, arid notice~s of events Will be puhlished inI 'li'je4TDaily"'It tj1c discretion of the F'ditor. If left at or :mailed. to Tlie D~aily office. Un- signed conmunications will receive no con- sidlertion,."No manuscript will be returned nnlksS the writer encloses postage{ The Daily i d,~ c! lot neccessarily endorse the sentimnents expressed in the communicatins. EDITO~RIAL STIAFF releloneS 2M14atid 176-3f MANAGING }EDITOR MARION B. STAHL Nerws EIditor........ ...Paul Watzel City E-ditor........James B. Youngs A ssistald City Editor........3A. Bacon1 Editorial 1;oa rd Chairman .... ..1...R. Meciss conformity to the pleasure of supe- r: i ^ riors that spells success for a man, < OIIO but rather bold' individuality, and the bAMPUSRLLL i D M U ' O I INt.un t i u n n e l l e d o p p o r t u n i t y t o d e v e l o p Ia nlex_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __un -_ There is? noTrasonwhy eve un Editor, The Michigan Daily: dler the present .unsatisfactory systemFL R William B. Parker delivered" a lec- of grading, the evil of confornin.,g for # f estture yesterday afternoon in Tappan kgrades could -not be remedied within Deolshabrndnw cre. ,utihail before.. 'n audience which con- the system. Not the faithfulness with Dmls rn e cen u sisted of the Library staff, six or sev-, a .squaxe piece out of the center and nmebrofteR acel- whih te tudnt olowsdomatic attach it to the end of the cane and ge meberm of the Roaceula study prescriptions should determine'gaeiearmn fte auta his ,grade, even under the present there you have-a perfect fly-swatter ! hstory instructor, and several-not system of marking, but the degree t ; with which you can reach any corner more than ten-students who have of the ceiling. Ellis. not been accounted for. which his individuality reacts and ___ develops 'under the exposure to the The lecure was on South American subject material at hand, for that is 1 Hitch your cane~ to a stare and youll libraries; but the title 'of the lecturej themesur o hi scces r filreget the joy-ride oif your life. Em. does not convey much inkling of the* C at college. (charm of the actual performance. Mr.! -____________Grind up the stick,. mix it with Parker is a man who is well quali-A milk; and sell the result for cough fied to lecture not only on Southa "I ;A~ ThllIE medicine. Phil. American libraries, but on subjects of With the annual Swving Out cere- * a ' more general andi satisfying cul-!. monies but a few days away, the week A New Company Formed tural sort. Hie has had a rich ex- fof spring events begins to assume the A new business has started in Annj perience as an editor, an author, as a significance which will make it the! Arbor. It is entirely original to the1 traveller, and as a scholar. He has most notable feature of the sch~ool)I city but the Chamber: of CommerceI been assistant editor of the Atlantic year. For the, first time in the his- predicts it a good venture. At pres-, Monthly; literary advisor to Hough- 1 tory' of Michigan, all of the outstand- ent the names of the partners can- ton, Mifflin and company, and to the ing affairs of the season are being} not be divulged. Their motto is "We Baker-Taylor company; an instructor! united into the brief period between Fail Where Others Succeed". And in English at Harvard; and hie has May 10 and 19, making an ideal -time they make a speciality of plain and edited works. ranging in character in which to invite guests to visit the.. fancy failures, guaranteed, from Lowell's "Anti-Slavery Papers"i 1UniversitY. * *n *. .ai nn,.~ ," by . Ph;iin "u ncan &r Starling I Graham 's liothx Ends of the Diagonal I _I INig:lit Edito s- Ralph Nvers Tlarry Hoey T,.._(. I1"'rsliorfer R. C. Moriarty. II. A. Donahue J. E. Mack{ S'1'1r' FEdltor.... ..Wallace V.. Elliott1 Women's Editor.. ......Marion Koch Sumlay M1agazine E ditor ...H. A. Donahue' Music Edi'tor ...... ... II.. Ailes" I lnnu; Edr...... ..Bucley C. kobbin. Editorial Board Lowell Kerr -Maurice Dee-man Paul EJinstein E-Iugene Carmichael Assistants Staiiley 'H.,Armstog Siriey B]ielfield 1:. A., Billinigtot lc Tro n 1l. C. Clark .%, -P. Connable Bternadlette Cote" Tiyelyn I. Coughlin, joseph IEpsteini T. I;. Fiske Johm n(Trlinghcouse Walter S. Goodspeed Por tia (;oulder. Ponald I1SaIgrixnm F ranklin A. Hepburr " Winona A. Hibbard E dward J. I4ggins K'enneth C. Kellar I Elizabeth Liebermnan John McGinnis Samuel Moore M. If. Pryor W. 11. Rafferty Robert G. Ran y 3. W'. itilvit('h ,SoillJ. Schnitz Philip M.. W~agner $ Countless traditions including Cap Flight, under-class gbames and a num-.4 ber of other affairs will be observed at this time, and- many athletic events will further contribute" to the~ diversions which should help display 1 Michigan at its best. Tradition is the very essence !of college life and that which will be manifested during a period so full of activity as this can- not but convey impressions wholly,; characteristic of an institution whichj prides herself on a genuine atmos- p here of 'Youthful sincerity and zpir- ited life. For the benefit of those students who have not as yet had the pleasuire , of entertaining their parents anti friends in Ann Arbor, it may be said once more that there is no time wh'enr M~icigan spirit is more completre"v represented than during these vall-- I .-us spring events. Enjoyment can be assured without any worry regarding the where's and if's of ordinaryen ~ertainmient. The activity will be en- tirely' "en masse". Everything will be Michigan! RESEARCH EXPEDITIONS Michigan has always stood well to the front in the realm of; scientific re- search and at. present two of her pro- fessors are engaged in expeditions{ w vhich should further the advance=- ment of science at " the University. iProfiksor. Case of the geology depart-! LogicI Sidlney. Such a man should be well, Harry Hvig and Benjy B3ear worth hearing, especially at the mod-I Went out for a walk. est Charge made for admission to a And following their custom, University lecture; and to the pitiful They fell to pleasant talk. handful that were present, he proved -- - eminently, satisfying as a .talker. He "We have come," said Harry gaily, gave a talk on South American libra-' "To the end of at perfect dlay. Ties, as we have said before; but heI What shall we (10 about it, included a great deal that was not on Before we homeward stray T" the bill. HeI enriched his subject with a wealth of personal experience and' "Nothing;, you simzple hedgehog," interesting detail that made his lec- Said his comrade testily. tore much more than a lecture--ans "And why not?" asked little Harry, experience. "And whly not, I can't see!" The point is this. If the studentsl -' would realize that at least nine- Little Harry then was angry, tenths of the men who came here to And he kicked old Benjy Bear. give University lectures have had thez But Benjy simply ate him- same varied sort of experience that All-hide, and quills, and hair. Mr. Parker has had, they might .possi- urch.i. bly attend the lectures in greater * * swarms than at present. The Un!- THlE II1)ECAMERON I versity authorities try to make this Little Mercer,, Fleming Stalworth the true state of affairs. More power Casimnir Hoffman had a birthday to them! But ' every year' on the 21st of May. This The students have some defense. in itself is little to cause trouble, butTh mlhedoprsntuns on the year concernin~i which this and faculty, who are interested in story is being told, a strange, strange' things intellectuzal, couldn't possibly event hla pened, one calculated to dis- have mnade up a lecenat quorum at any rapt the smroothest of family. On the lecture ThisdIay afternoon, because night before the birthday, his father, the auzthoritl~es 11a,1scb etiecl .thr~e ' Wellington Hoffman, came home with lectures fr that day. 1i was mani- a broad smile on his wvan face, and a festly impossible for the, little, groulp4 huge n ckage on his back. "0 goody; to make a r ea ectalble shlowing at any goody, goody!" gulped little Mercer, one of the three-and as a result,; Fleming Stalwortih Casimir, strongly three distinguished men had each one the campus and took him home to supper; hie reports Mr. Parker as "the most brilliant conversationalist T have met in years." S. M. DETROIT UNITED LINE Ana Arbor and Jsck'o'- TIME TABLE Detr:asterni Standard Time) DtotLimited and Express Cars- 6:oo a.Mi., 7 :oo amr., 8 :oo aim., 9:o5ar. a.mi. and hourly to 9:05 p.m.1 Jackson Express Crrs (local stops: west of Aran Arbor)--9 :4' am., and every two hours to 9%17 p.m. Local Cars East Bound--7:oo a.mn. and' every two, hours to q :oo p. mn., x i :oo p.m. To Ypsilanti only--E x:40 p~ :15 am.n. To Saline-Change at Ypsilanti. I Local Cars West Round-7 :50 am., I To Jackson ad alamnazoo-Litr." ited cars 3:47, 1o :47 a.m., 12:47, 2:47, 4:47 P.m. To Jackson and Lansing-Limited at E 8:47 P .m.,... 1923 NMAY:1923 1 2 :3 4 5 o 7 S 9 1l 101i 1. 13 11 13 10; 17 19 19 20 2t 1 23 21 25 2 s +7 28 29 33 31 'K'.. : " ANA i P ADRIAN-ANN ARBOR BUS 1 Schedule- in Effect October r8, 1922 Central Time (Slow Timc) D .X X D P.M. A.M. P.M. ]P.M.. 3:45 7:4;.. Adrian .... 12:45s 8:45 4:15 8:15 ... Tecumseh ... z2:15 8:15 4:30 8:30 ...Clinton ...1:00oo8:00 5,15 9:15 ..".Saline . .15 z 7:15 5:45 Q : a5 Ar knn ArborLv. u :45 6:45 Chamber of Commerce Bldg. D-Daily. X--Daily except Sundays and hlo ldays. Fritiay and Saturday special bus for students lea-es Adrian 1 :4S, leavCs Ann Arbor 4 :45. JAMS H. r T!I OTTl, Proprietor Phlone 461 jSuits with extra Tr'ousers I $ ,r-3---$40 JlO1t'ACE CLAVEAU ~No.; So. State St. CKEves. - -56601o GARRIC K Wed. Mt aet So#. Mat. - See t4 JOS. 31. GATES Presents The Sky Iigh Musical Coni UPTHE CLOUIL \ AET WEK---CHADJ CEY OL WALK-OVE 11rSINESS FST XF rIeiepione 960 l"USINESS MANAGER ALBERT J. PARKER ,Aflvcrisjn..............WalternK. Ser.r Adetiring...... ..WleK.Shrr_ Itii ...Lawrence LI. 'Favrot Publication .. t, -.FTdward F., Conlin, Copy ,riting;' ........David J'. I. Park (circulation . . ..ownsend IJ. XWolfe AZccount.................leaumnont Parks Assistants Perry ?M. Tayden Win. TT., Gnod i Eugene LI. Dunne Clyvde L. Ilagerman Mohn C. j~ajsliii 1lenry Freud C. L.Poma Clayton Purdy E. I). Armantrout J. B. Sanzenbacher William HI. Reid, Jr. Clifford Mlitts HUarold L. Hale' Toni M'are Wris. I). Roesser Louis 'M. Dexter Allan, S. Morton C. Wells Chiristie 4 James A. Dlryer Edward: B. Reidle Herbe~rt -W. ;Cooper SATURDAY, MAY b, 1923 ight Editor- JULIAN ELLIS MACK TOD)AY'S ATHLETIC N1E T" C(j l { I , 4 CLEANED) ANDI) EB3LOC KED~) (No acids used) Straws, Panamag, Leghorns,. Bankoks and. all kinds of hats Cleaned and Reblocked at low prices for HIGH CLASS WO1"1C Let a.,"Boot-black" shine y)our shoes, b~ut have your hat Clean- ed and Reblocked by a Practical Hatter.. FACTORY HAT STORE 617" Packard- Street Phone 1783 Where D. U. ?Z. Stops at State ! OEO-ANN ARBOR BUS Cars leave ior Toledo 7:14) A. 31, 2P. M. and a P. Al Except Sun- day. Sundays at 8:00, 11:00 and 8:30.' The, vogue for sport wear brings novel walking shoes to thie fore 'rhe T oxford, an exclusive, new, and different Walk.-Over style, scores a hit' with well-dressed women everywhere. You'll like it in the new Nutan color, with contrasting inlay saddles. ( R; 1 i I . .I _z i ,. , . i 115 S. MAIN ST.- ' ,..u. . w + l At the 'mzeeting of the Board in Control of Athletics scheduled for today, it is expected that a final de-, cision will be made in favor of, naml-j ing the new field house at present : under constructon in honor of Coach. Fielding H4. Yost.' This. matter has been discussed at several previous meetings of the Board, but definite action has been delayed up to thet present time.. Meanwhile the student body' of7 -Michigan and alumni organizations t t hroughout the country have express- . ed themselves wholeheartedly in fav- or of the proposed naming of thet field house, and if the expected action is taken by the Board. today it will an-,wier an almost universal desire upon the part of those who are inter- eAted in Miichigan' and her acc om- CO-NFOR1~JKNV, FOR GRAD)ES Not directed at the so-called "grade system" itself, admittedly obnoxious to those who appreciate its faults and short-comings, is~ a critique of the condition which exists within the present system of grading. Easily remedied 4without. an absolute. subh- stitute for the "grade system" of marking, the ultimate fault lies in the fact that a student must conform to a certain prescribed, iron-bound routine if he. is to receive good grades for his work. He must study, plan 'his work , and even do his thinking in conference with what lie feels will please the instructor if he I __ ___ ._ _ F - .C^j supecing that it was a present ior,;miserable audience. We select Mr. inent is now in the interior of Afriica 'hmef'"lt'oldta-sn i hisef."Hs ondo aprsn fr Pairker's lecture merely as an example; ,or the purpose of, studying the. Per- ikkle Mercer?" "Yes, my boy," re- fthwolbuies mia roks f hatregon Th otersponded his naw with a, sly leer, and As a parting shot, it nmay be well. expedition, headed by' Professor ;then lugged it into the cupboard to tomninasghfuherms- ies anncapiedsn arbenma were await the morrow. The morrow ness on the part of thle authorities. insctsand retils ae bingcolec- :dawned. (as usual) and the cover wasMrPakrtyeltthUnowie d. The professor was accompanies stripped front the gigantic packlage. lie was in Ann Arbor, and was of- onths trp Y iswiewh wsIt proved to be a nice big flexible' (iial1ly entertained only at luncheon. unfortunate enough to meet wth an.loy flyer for Little Mer-c. Fl. St. Ca. to use A faculty member who met him at his accident while in camp.' during the following winter. "My letr This serves to show that the life ! oo,>spw!. ecaieIte lad, ur found him wandering about of the collector is traught with dan- ;4 - -- ge- n htmroewmn~ greatly (isappointed, "why 'n hell t't ' yuh dive 'me a p~resink what I wel asmenhav deote thmsevesc'n use now?" "Oh shut up you little ~ ~ f unselfishly to this branch of scientific brat,", cried the paw, now greatld U!.~ uffe ;work. Time two expeditions will prove =irate, "If yuhx don't like the birthday r of, value to the Unversity by uncover- - - ingdat ofunuualintres an bypresents I give you, why go on out ig atofuuulitrsan byand buy yourself one!" This peeved AtEN T adding to the already excellent col h a s etodud i ahrs=-__ leto fseiesi h ue~.toe. When the latter leaned over to SOUP- Th oto hesietfc eeaetrub it, hielhauled off and kicked his . Cream of Tomato worker, is by no means an easy one, ;ahrintefae hs lnin-i Wafers fatOlivesth CeleryhusRadisheshi Subjected to the many dangers of = lvs Clry Rdse- for life, and breaking his nose. -- the jungle, the man who will. repeated-! l y risk his life in, order that science 4**BCAl .W2 Prime Rib Roast Beef Aujus may e te ulimae winerdeseves; W Roast Young Chicken withM ma ete liae inrdeevs Co-ed trying to be rough-Know dressing the heartiest respect and admiration where I come from? = Asparagus Tips on Toast of his fellows. Expeditions in which I Mashed Potatoes specimens are collected for ti useunis IT'imid looking '26-No. , ol are in no sense pleasure excursion-,. C-e-Hus.o Avid. - I-le AdLtueLls Often the collector is 'forced to enter*** Alam. SLD- the most God forsaken spots on the Wa os~ r~i Ie ESR earth in search of the particular spec-.1 ' Home Made Apple Pic imen of fauina or flora which he de- The two are drifting along the Straberr Shortcake with E sie. eiscr pded t!se~ silent moon-lit river,.tHe is slowly;= Whippedr Cream many an irksome day in quest ofi= dipping and raising his paddle with = Strawberry Sundae soerr es htkescoet'seeming exhaustion. She watches= Vanilla- Ice Cream- him expectantly. TeCofeMl2 il's home in the steaming jungle. Or I* _*------ -_ perhaps, it may be that the seai'ch for 12 to 2 P. ?41. Price $1.00 sonmc form of desert life leads the Beack ! =: Private Ithumpgct hall - scietis ovr te ht sads f te S- Bck gain after a long sojouarn in sirat. vrth otsns fth Ia the wilds of Thayer street. Head in j " -" No, the scientist is often not as lie '"-I L T has been pictured; a weazened faced ; ITM NLD M A - - tim'id man, afraid to enter the confines-MAAN)TO ENI15.Ste Since when, oh, since when, ni-w Phone 173 1 . t#e- of a Michigan wood, much less to : .=-I Brave the trials of a jungle expedi- dai aia o aO o~tI~IIIl~I~IIII~I~~1III~I t ion. This old conception of the re-ptitnami-smleie:Wys search worker disappears when one no a.a a hnamni is rouht o ralie tat lagenot a cabman? is bough to ealie tht a arg Ta--Tut TPut Come In. element of personal danger is in this GRLA profession. OILA EIIIAT ITNE Welcomo back, G LA ol o.ILIQUIFY Y WITH ",We're- glad, to have' you with us - II, 5 111g get more pleasure, and comfort by letting us supply the needs for your spot and~ outing ac- tivities. "Tom Wye" and Bradley" Knit Coats and Sweaters. Knickers and Breeches, for all activities in large assortment of materials for ladies and menu. Corduroy and' Whipcord Sport Suits. 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With nonplus me," t Statistically it is claimed, thesef the accomplishment of the first non-*** symibols prognosticate, in a measure.! stop airplane flight across the br'oad The ;iron indoor goes to the boy The receiver's 'po ssibilities of success expanse of the country, New York and that tells the Paul Revere riddle thisj in worldly life. In all justice, how-; San. Diego have been brought within wav. He asked. "What do you think; LECTR Can, oclankets, CusinAuto " Rbes, Army blankets AND