._ T -- .--r TI II MICJIIGAN DAILY 4F - .._ .. -:, --.. 1 JFICIAL NEITYSJAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF IMLUIIGAN , pblishcd. every :Horning except Monday ingth'e niiversity year by the Board in trol of Student Publicationsj Icii ers of Western Conference l ditorial. he Associated Preis is exclusively en-I :d to the use for republication of all news atches credited to it or not otherwise ditel in this paper~ and the local news pub- ed therein. ntcred at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, higan, as second class matter. ;bscription~ by carrier or snail, $3.50. )ffices: Ann Arbor Press Building, May- "d Street. 'hones : Editorial, 2414 and :76-M; Busi- ss, 960. ommunications not to exceed 00 Word sizned. the sio~inature. not necessarily to France and England because it con-r flicts w"ithi certain claims of their sub- Jets bt h Uitd tte gvrnOAStr L mient is supporting it, a.nd the madrl E R L scramble for oil in Turkey and en- vrirons is at its height. The struggle i for concessions is becoming so ,a-:1 SO I giant that it is almost certain to re- INow We Itaye It,' Senior's suit in political discomfiture to the1 In response to my agonized plea nations whose subjects are partici-I for class spirit and the subsequent pating. regards their canes, has come a deluge It is interesting to note that no! of suggestions of which I'm sure longer is the fight for oil solely car- those bewildered Seniors will imme- ried on~ by individuals, but that na-; diately, avail themselves. No longer tions are stepping into the arena and } call they say, "I came, i saw. I squall- defending the claims of big business diered," for now he is bound to findal with avidity. If an individual of one real substitute use. nation wrests away a concession, the "if you can't find any better use for other nations %are apt to feel it their the senior canes than a corduroy duty to oppose his claim and to util- road, howzit to hell, the University t a I EDITORIAL COMMENT I car in print, but as an evidence of faith, ize the full sourIce of their sovereign a notices of events will be published inj D~aily at t'ie discrotiou rl the i'ditor. if I"power to mTake trouble in gceneral. tat or mailed to The Daily office. Un- Th costeyofhefeinp- ned commniciations~ will reccive no con- Th costeyofheorinp- cration. No manuscript %Nill be retunrned icy of the United States in 'regard to, ess the writer encloss postage. The Daily' oil conession1s seems. to be1 open to s not necessarily endiorse the sentimlents pressed in the commnpications. - question. Our state department has ----- --been opposing British claims in Me-' l.iTU L STAFF 1,sootanmia ''nd' claims of other na-7 by advertising how long they, would all reach iif placed endl to end?" "Or. haven't you a chair that needls recaining?"2 1 OOPSAD)AISY. "B uy a second cane and throw them both away if you're having so much trouble. Then you can sit back and. THE MNO]? IBUNESS (The H-arvard Crimson) The "ten minute newspaper" start- ed in New York is,. like the three nin-' ute egg, another tribute b y the world to the man in a hurry The bustle and clatter of energy lavishly ex- pended sets up a sym~athetic vib~ra- tion in every true American heart. Solicitous brains have spun for the; busy moan to give him a telephone and radio, a motor car and airplane, ready- to-wear clothes, and a meal, reduced to seconds in a catch-as-catch-can restaurant. Newspapers, however, have been very independent abjout bowing to the: -creature rushing hither and yen. They have stooped to headlines, to be sure, b)ut that has been merely a hook thrown out to coach the business moan. The special editions which have be- come customary, aund the ever-ini-j creasing Sunday supplements are more like, an obstinate challenge to him. Every news stand was once a command to stop and think; but now the pesses move faster than ever. 1 Tebsnss moan has nearly been forced Wamt'eet But now the newi ten minute sheet, rind its predecessor "Time", appear as flags of truce - the animated man{ has won, not peace, but unhindered activity. lie who runs miay both readj and think, and pick im his ideas en route. Hlis literr~t're lie reads in re-E vi(,ws, lie listens to the essences of the oneras' from the Victroila, and hie hears the. foreign lecturer through the headpiece of his radio whaile he die- fates a purchase order. A fig for your s Py, he says, that "sate upon the axle- tree of the cliariol wheel, and said, ' Wliat i(lust (10 I raise'"r Duncan &Starling HLAT" Graham 's 73othf Ends of the Diagonal I ________________________ ,} T... BsnssMi'~ uc DETROIT UNITED LINE$ Ann Arborntand Jackson TIM~E TABLE (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and :Express Cars- 6:oo a-M., 7:00 a.m., $:00 a.m.,, 9:05 a.mn. and hourly to 9:05 p.m. Jackson Express Cors (local stops wewt of Ann Arbr)-9 :4 a. m., and every two, hours to 9.'47 P.m. Local Cars East douud-7 ;0oa.fl aria every two hours to 9 :o p . im., tii:oo p.m. To Ypsilanti nl-it :40 To Saline-Change at Ypsilanti. Local Cars West 90ouud-7 :5o a.m., zx~ :yi.. To Jackson and Kalamazoo-Lirr.. ited cars 3:47, 10:47 a.m., 12:47o 2147, 4;47 p.M. To Jackson And Lansing--Limited at 8:47 p.m. ADRIAN-ANN ARBOR BUS Schedule in Effect October if, igas Central Timve (Slow Titne) D X x P P.M, A. M. P.M. P.M>. 3:45 7:45.. Adrian .... 12:45 8:45 4;.15 t3:1 ..a.tTecuniseh ... 12:LS 8:t5 4:30 8:30o ,... Clinton .... tz:oo 8:oo 5:15 9:t5 . Saline ... ::1~5 7:15 5:45 9:45 Ar nn tArborLv. b0:45 6:45 Chamber of Comnierce .Bldg. D-Daily., X-Daily except Sundays and, Holidavs. Friday and Saturday special bus for students leaves Adrian 1 :45. leaves Ann Arbor 4:45. JAM ES H. IL IOTT. Proprietor Phone, 46 I I rt 11:30-2:00 .. 6ic JOE PARKER'S SPECIAL SUNDAY DINNER Kennedy's Orchestra 11:3)- 4:00 Corr *elI Coal Bldg. 'elehomes 2114 and 176-11 MANAGING EDITOR MARION B. STAHL ws ' lFito r.........Pa'nt Watzel .3James B. Young imtm tCity Editor ........ A. 'Bacon 4 itorial Board Chairm~zan....E. R. IMeissj TEditors- I Byers Tier shd orfer Donahue tions' in Turkey' on the ground thatj be twice as gi they violate t1'e open door policy, use only one." Hence, it is somewhat difficult to flee by what logic Secretary Hughes "As for met rc ached the conclusion that the con-' for mine is to cession granted to Admiral Chester! I'm raising it.' ?upholds this policy. Now that the battle for oil in the land outside of Europe is being wag- j Par ed by nations, and not merely by in- I'lm dreamingt dividuals, it is more or less a matter; Your words' of' speculation as to just_ how soon; kind. this new manifestation of im'perialism rTo you I will will result in completely upsetting the Unless somec political equilibrium of Europe and playing havoc with the peace of the; The stars shi world, dlear. Harry Hoey R. C. Moriarty J. r;. Mack; lad that you refused to the best use I can find ;lean o nit whenever Ir 'IoistiKIY tonight of voni, (lear! in the column were always be true, (lear, cone better I find.. line bright in the sky, only for you and nie; ly you'll be mine, (lear. ea bright star to see. tI; , , _,, g TODAY THRU TUESDAY DOROTHY B. 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Schinitz Portia Coulder lPhilip M1.,wag-nei RonalJ l algi m- 1923 22 23 30t APRIL :3 4 10 11 1i 18 12 119 26 1923 6 7 13 14 24) 21 27 28 SMYTHE IS REJUVTENATED) During the fall and winter Smythie is a rather dull, obtuse, and austere individual who is given over to acid- em is pursuits, amid alluring indeed is the attraction which wvill cause him) to :forsake his own alcove in the eve- Wing. But with the advent of spring, Smythe changes with the times and the present warm weather Is having -t peculiar rejuvenescent effect upon 11im. They shine I hope soloed; For you are My might* is the right to love, dear. And love that shall ever be. I pray to the one above, dear, That Poison Ivy will cling to mie. - WE .civn zPY MFR.- ~ LHats Big Wtolk Always on 1Jan41 LIIGE SIZES A SPECIAI/11iY Save a DOLLAR or More at our Factory We also do all kinds of Cleanz- ing and Reblocking of Bats al. low prices for 11IGHt CLASS _-- WORK --__ Ilil, 0 0 "OUR GAG"" Betty ,Blythe, "FAIR LADY'" REX BEACH -I n- . "DIG DUP" .~ IUSIESSSTAFF 19raloi 141t ""!Ut f c';I o 11 wl-i till ationI a 31ts BUSINESS MANAGER ALBERT J. PARKER1 . ..john J. llaniel, Jr. . ". .Walter K. Sc'herer . ,arencc I. avrot . ... .. .l',(ward F. Conlin t t....... .David 3. M. Park'. .owsend II. Wolfe ... ..L. Beaum ont Parks One manifestation of the change in Smythe is that- he now has a peculiar proneness for bolting classes. The habit comes gradually on himn as ,the season advances. A - few weeks a go the missing, of a 'class was attended with pangs of a guilty conscience, but now this feeling is dispensed with I C and, if the spirit school for a dlay moves, he can skip at a time with the Just Jean. f_---- -- POISON IVY'--I'd 'bgC darned before' POION VYI'db~ ared ~efre(The New York Timres)t I'd let any girl call nie a clinging There is little doubt that if Cecil vine. ' - lPitcr~atiad Rhodes were alive today lie would' welcome the proposed H. P'. Davison; lley!' ! I hsRgt .chaolarslliips as important factors in SOI4OMONI SPEAKS! ! fostering that good feeling between A woman is a funny thzing! the English-speaking peoples which M1adle of man-and chased himn evor lie so ardently des°.rod. His own plan since 'Servedi to draw to England men from Like chzati ering magpies, thinking EalteF~ihseknlns h not Iiin , Davison pla n is complemnentaary and Saying nothing-w- ith great 'wui~doni. tFks to d(raw British 'students to Always in the wa.y A ia Like grandfather's whiskers Rhlodes,'Q.co re was animzatedl by With demure looks and innovei~t eyes a (dreamni empzzire. HeICsoughit to , Shielding thzeir blundering cleverness. ?hi.ml the fropie of thei colonzies an