fi r s_ _ ..
~ ~f ~ ~ j ~ and to those alumni who from time tov be a big man in a small town than
" "' to time seek change of positions. It a small man in a big town.
would be an opportunity for the Union
3APER OF THE to actually serve its members in a
F? MIURIGAN manner which, once they have receiv-
enr eyxceptBondayi ed that service, it will be hard for T
Aications them to forget.
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I EDITORIAL COMMENT V
EAST-WEST SPRRTY W
Diinca .
&r Starling
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«'Wer~i Conference IEdit orial
aced Pre°S is exclusively en-
is for repuiblication of all news
dited to it or not otherwise
d' paper A~nd the local niews puib-
The maintenance of an emnploy ment
bureau would involve considerable fi- '
nancial expense. But this would bel
more than repaid through' the in-
creased interest of.. the Unions mein-
bers. In addition the, organization
KOt'BELOW L
ed at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Might easily be made at least partially
an, as second class matter. self-supporting.
ription by carrier or mail, $3.50.
es: Ann Arbor Press Building, Mfay. The end of the scholastic year is
rect. ntfrof odlyaymr vl
es : Editorial, 2414 and r176-M nt arof. onelysnymoe il
6o. undoubtedly be to cast aside an ex-
nuncaton ot o ecee 30 Iceptional opportunity- for the Ujnion
nnctos ntt xedSowords
ii.th .i natreno ncesarlytoto fulfill .the, duty for :which it was
in print, but4. as a evidence of faith,orgntd-osev Mihanm .
tices of events will be published *iigntd-t sev Mcianmn
lily at thie discretion of the editor ifI The Board of Directors meets next
or mailed to The Daily office. Un-. Saturday. The committee should cer-
commnnications will receivd no con-
ion. No manuscript will be returned tainly, be called upon to report deft-
he wvriter encloses postage. The DailyE nitely at that time.
ot necessarily endlorse the Seni tments
Td in the communications.
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My lear Bunk:
As a member of the Budding senior
class, I am in a terrible fix. Here,
along with a lot of trustful class-
mates I went and invested some of
my good money in one of these trick
canes that we are supposed" to. buy,
and now I don't know what to (d0 with
it. I tried hanging it on the bras,;
rail in the tap room and that worked
fine, but when I try to walk with it,
it gets twisted up in my legs and all
of the sweet(?) co-eds on State street
Frank A. Vafjderlip~s assertion be-j
fore' University of Chicago alumni that
the Western college man in businessj
in Newv York is superior to the. East-
ern graduate has aroused. another
controversy as heated- as the annual
E ast-West football argument. Busi,-
ness man and educators of New York
Mwhen asked their'' opinions were in- -. _
clinedl to doubt the superiority of the y____________
West although 'they acknowledged the
.excellence of the. Western. product. Cot'oley, Addresses Soli
With hardly an exception, not even; Sophomore engineers wf
>in the case of Mr. Vanderlip who is a ed by Dean Mortimer E. Cc
lwestern graduate, was the answer to, engineering college, and
the question of superiority free from Wallace, secretary of thf
l the personal reaction of the person in-' Engineering societies, at
tterview4ced to his own alma mater. If meeting at 11' o'clock yestc
it haned ha hewasfrm te Esting in room .348 of the1
j itchacedtha hewasfro th Eat ,h,,tit1;vnt- Mr. Wa~lace i
HIIA I"
raham 's
V oth Ends of the Diagonal,,
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ADRIAN-ANN ARBOR BUR
Schedule in Effect October zZ.T9325
Central Time B(low time)
D X X Dl
P.M. A. M. P.M. P.M.
3:45 7:45 .. Adrian 2-.45 ~~8=45
4:30 6:30 ..Clinton 1 ..zi:oo 8 :oo
j:15 9:15 ...Saline , r..1x:1 57:15
3:45 o:4 Arknn ArorLv. 1o:45 6 -.45
Chamber of Commlierce bldg.
D -DJaily. X-D~aily. except Sunday#
and llvlidoavs. Fridany and Saturday s).Cria)
bus for sttvients leaves Adrian :45. .afes
Ann Arbor 4.5
JAMP'S I. II Ll'fTT, ProPrietor,
Phone 46
...
TO0.JUEO-AN~N AT
Cars leav e for Toled
211. 1.and 5P1. 1.
daiy. sundays at S:(
8 : l0. s
do0 :10 A. 11
. xcept Sim-
:00, 11:00 and
smile right out loud. The other boys
all report the same trouble.
wasi 'formerly
E Yr T In 11 Yl r f r coin l "in
AN INTER NATIONAL HJISTORY
I'~II'I'JH1I~ NA~FSignificant as the compilation of the
ITelephontes 24I14 and 176-lW famous "Encyclopedie" of the eigh-
teenth century was in revolutionizing .
MANAGING EDITOR French thought, the League of .Na-
MAR1IION B. STAHIL tions is about to undertake a literary
- p,1111 rel task even more stupendous and of in-
C
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What I thought was this: can't you
start' some of your learned contribu-
ters to. contributing a few, valuable
suggestions as to what we can do with
these things? I am sure that "De
Joisey Boid" ought to be full of use-
ful suggestions.
Yours in .need,
I I
di:,orM......... ......e . on
art city 1EdIitr.........T..\.lac'n
rial Board Chairman......... R. Meis
tEIditors-
ph 1"yers ]Harry Iloey
. ITr rhrorlfe . L. C. oriarty
A. Donahute J. F.Mlack
s lditor ...........Wallace 1F. 1lliott
en's Editor4a. ...........2tarin Koch
y Magazine J'ditor ...I1. A. Dontahue
Editor ......1;. I1. Ailes
~r l'>itor'.n .,. ....:. Buckley C. Robbins
Eitril Board
11 Kerr ,. aurice Berman
Einstein 1 iicene Carmichael
Assist
anley If. Armstrong
iducy I ielfield
r\. ilington
elen ]:rown I
C. Clark
l". Connable
e1r31lettc Cote
ek n L .Coughlin
s h JFstein
J?. Fiske
"ltcr S. (Coofdspeed
rth Coller
nidl.l;lgrim
ants$
Frnlin D. Hepbuirn
Winona A. Hlibbard
l < w a rd J.llggins
K:en ieth C. Rellar
ElJizabeth I,iebernlann
john \Mc(ininis
Samuel Moore
\1. IL, Pryor
Robert (. Ramsay
;Cal J- Schnit7
P1h1 1) Al. XNag let
estimable value ,the world over. Set-
ting 'itself to the compilation of gn
internatiotial world history which will
eliminate nationalistic prejudices, the
greatest enemies of internationalc
peace, it aims to revolutionize the
study of history throughout the world.
Led by many of the foremost think-
ers, of Europe. and. America, the work
is not to be of an academic nature,.
rather practical and comprehnsive In'
its treatment, embracing the scientific
and literary as well as the political1,#
social and economic phases of human
development.. Guided by the need of
reforming the study of history in,,
academic institutions, the "committee,
of impartial international histor cans"
will bear in mind the biased view-t
Ipints which practically every work
on history reflects and in the elimina-
tion of these will create "a 'fearless
refultationi and investigation of age-
old errors and cheap national boast-
ing", but at the same time will ac-
curately record the official acts and!
aspirations of the various countries.
HERB, '23
Or get' another and use 'em
shop-sticks.
Then again they Haight come
handy on a necking party.
Tie Fight Over Venn"S
The critic and the artist spoke in ac-l
cents, loud and hot.
One: said that Venus was a beaut; one
saidl that she 'was not.'
"The" Follies girl," the Critic cried,
"Is Beauty's self personified!" ;
"Desist, pray sir," the, Artist cried.
You' speak of tommyrot.'
Andl while the Wise Men talked att
*length on Beauty rare to see.
A shepher'd strolled with lovetorn. .
heart under an old oak tree,
And in ,the great still scented glade
He gazed upon his freckled mlaid
And swore no lady in the land was
half so fair, as she.
for
in
he believed firmly in the all-around
excellence of Eastern colleges, where-
as if he had gradluated from a west-
ern institution he was just as firmly!
convinced of the predominacy of the!
colleges in the great open spaces.
Mr. Vanderlip, in discussing the rel-
attive merits of the East and West,i
says:
"Several years ago President
Emneritus Cliarles W. Eliot of Harvard'
declared that his experience at H~arv-
ard 'tended to indicate' that a public;
school education, conducted on mnore'
democratic lines as compared witht
that offenad by a private school, pro-
duces men of greater char~acter.
"I am a great believer, in the col-
lege man n business, but my experi-
ence proves to me that a larger per-
centage of Western men, generally3
trained in public schools and State
universities, succeed in New York,~
than Eastern gradluates.
" Perliahs it is because of their edu-
cation or the pioneering traditions
behind them, or~ it may be their strug-
gle against relative poverty, to which
their families have .been accustom~ed,
as compared with the living conditions
of the average Eastern college man's
family.
"But certainly a selective factor that
operates by bringing to -New York
Western men of initiative and abli tv,
1does play an important part in their
success. And. while most of them
suffer from an inferiority, complex
when they mingle here with. Harvard
and Princeton graduates, that soon
wears off because of their strong
characters."
TT4E LOWLY SENIOR
(Purdue Exponent)
In this day when the questionnaire
is extremely popular for the gath~er-
iug of information it -woould be inter-
dean of the Cornell university engi-
neering school.
TOD)AY 1S "M121) AY.
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DETROIT UNITED LINES
Ann Arbor and Jackson
a TIME TABLE
(Eastern Standard 'time)
Detroit Limited and Expresiu Cars-
6:oo am., 7:00 a.m., 8:oo a.m., 9:05
a.mi. and hourly to 9 :05 p.m.
Jackson Express C"-irs (local stops
'r west of Ann Arbor)-9:47 a.m., and
aevery two hsurs to 9:47 P im.
Local Cars East Bound-7 :oo a.m'.
and every two hours to 9:00 p. in.,
x :oo p.m. To Ypsilanti only-::x:40
p.ir., 1:1I5 a.m.
To Saline--Change at Ypsilanlti.
Local Cars West Bountl-7 :50 a.m.,
x2:1o p.m.
To Jackson and Kalainazoo-Li m-
S it ed cars 8:47, 10:47 a.m., 12:47, 2:47,
4:47 13p.
To Jackson and Lansing--Limited at
S 8:47 p.m.
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SLEEP ANYWHRE, BUIT
EAT AT REX'S
THlE CLUB LUNCH
12l Arbor Street
Near State and Packard Streets
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"NEW BRUNSWICK RECORDS
EVERY DAY"
BUSINESS MANAGER
ALBERT J. PARKER
Hats
AGGRA'VATIN'f PAPA an~d
CRYINGFOR YOU
Ishdm ,Joncs'Or ch.
:l rrdisifl.........John J. 11aniel, Jr.
dver.tising............... Walter K. Scherer
rlccetrtsing... ...awrence If.IFavrot
uhlicat ion...... ...idward IF. Conlin.
opywritng .... .....David J. M. Park
rculation..... ...owoisend It. Wolfe
cconnis................ Beaumont Parks
-Assistant-s
eryr 21. llaydc Win. If. Good e
ngene IL. l)uiine Cfly-de L. Ilagernidn
(. ',ra li~..- 1T nr}- Ireud
L. Putman C'layton Purdy
D T. Arinantrout J. B~. Sanzenbaehetr
illiamIf . Reidl, Jr. Clifford Mitts
arolc lT. IHale Arhinnm,: Mcrachy-en
in., 1). tRoesse'r Louis V21: Dexter
lan S. 9orton C. W\ells Christie;
mnes A1. 1Dryecr IEdw ard B. Reidle'
"erbert W, Cooper
WVEDNESDAY, APRIL 25, 1923
We have evidences of unmistak~e-~ And uip in stormy Greenland, where
able prejudices In the historical texts1 the mighty blizzards blo0w,
usedthroghot th contry an A slant-eyed hunter-doted on a fiat-
while they are perhaps not to be con- nosed Eskimo,
demned, it would be of. great value; And unto him it mattered not
to have some one impartial work for If she was. pigeon-toed and squat.
reference investigation. He swore that she wvas the fairest,
Biased histories are stimulatingl to rarest makd that ever grew .
nationial loyalties, and in the circles- ___
of higher learning may offer an in- Tihe octopus beneath the wave, the
centive to analytic thinking, but unless monkey in the tree.
-an ofticial record presenting the actual The hedgehog and the porcupine that
-facts 18 available it is :impossible to- prowl the bosky lea,
ascertain their authentic nature.: The lizard and the grizzly bear
Providing the authors. of this :workII The cockroach on the window there,
succeed in accomplishing their pur-I No doubt, will all arise and swear
pose as originally stated, the result; their dames are fair to see.
iwill be a worthy monument to the :POSON IY.
ideals which prompted the organiza-___
tion of the League. You fnr~'ot some o 'f the C('mn,,s
Big Stock, Always on I-and
LARGE SIZES A SP~ECIALTY
SSave a DOLLAR or more at our
Factory
We also do all kinds of Clean-
ing and Reblocking of IHats at
low prices for HIGIH CLASS
- 'WOR3t;K
FACTORY, HATS'STORE
617 Packaird Street Phone 1789
Where D. U. R. Stops at State
RUNNIN' WILD and
YOU'VE GOT TO SEE MAMMA
EVERY NIGHT sung by Marion Harris
WET YO' THUMBS and
YOU KNOW :YOU BELONG TO
SOMEBODY ELSE by Bennie Krueger's Qrch.
WITHOUT YOU and'
HONOLULU BLUES by Oriole Terrace Orch.
Stofflet .Phono Shops
NJCKEL'S ARCADE. .- r-
"Brunsw'ick Records Playp on anti Phonograph"
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ght Editor-IAR Y D. I-IHY-
SMALL TOWNS
beetles, young- fella.
%- itlllpuh
1111 'iii SlI')F!'PCONCL University students originally from! For
T~l INW SUDET CUNCL -small towns, immediately after grad-" There was a you
Todlay clJ in ale~ students of the ent- 'nation for the most part direct their Who had a bow
ir e eznmpus will cast their-votes for footsteps towards some large metro- Wheno retolon the dere
he ffierswh ar tofom te r- olitan commtnity with the avowedI Tried to fit .in hr
ise ~tuen cu~ciigsitha benintention of making a 'fortune. The She fell right th;
nally approved and adopted. The city, visited during vacations 'under
len who11 are tls elected to take; the most favorable conditions, appears
harzge of student government next to be a place of golden opporttunity. . " Bright Satyin,
-ear, underta ke a task of no meanI So strong does ,this feeling become! Little Otto h
>oportions, --- that of "establishhing that the graduate sneers at the town the Angora t
racdically and firmly the revised sys-3 which fostered him for many years; i wringer tail
01in. - - he often speaks ihi a depreciatory very angrily
To the outgcing council the students mlanner of his old home, so thatto one he looked ux
t,;e ac Vote of' sincere thanks for. their glistening, the situation is painfully oh- saying, " 11
er vice. I1snmemzbers have weathered, ios uhase
he gtherd sornjof a inffecive This attitude on the part of tile new-
ym.t^m whzich hlad lfor vyears been evad- nian' of the world is merely a contin-
d~ inl the p >t. It is because they u tation of the belief that 'originated
acedl the issues which confronted when lie first came to college. If the What'll, you ha
hem, rather than shelving them for average student is unfortunate enough Asked the waitei
he succeedilng body, that the weak:- to be cursed with a small town for a At a table filled
esses of' M ichiga n's student govern- home he is extremely careful during We have c-hickei
neat were made known and a revision his life at the University to conceal Turkey, dilek an
if'ectedl. They have served well. the identity of his birthplace. "Oh! I
So, in ballotting today,, students Icome front near Chicago." In reality M Bake it mutton
a~ ~ ~ ~ ~ oni s*rmme htuohe e emay hlij rom Calumet,- Illinois, or And one chicken
-to s i 'ceedl this year'sconi some like to~wn in that general vidn Liver, three. and
vifl fall the responsibility for the ity. , Soon the waiter
;ccess or failure or Michigan's new When the graduate, settles down to l With five plates
;tudlent government. Voters should1 urban life, h s feelings are still
;ce that they are worthy of the trust further injure~ should he consciously
fnd authority placed in them. let slip the terrible secret that he is Oide to a
-__------- a small town inlividiual. As a result he:; If you were me
E)MPLOI'NEN I BIUREAU, JI RRY r is soon thoroug Iy swalhvwed. up by Then you'd be m,
Although for,. some timec now the the maelstrom oftcity life' he manages
"nion colmmttee to invstigate possi-' to shake himself Ftree from any small;
ilities for an -emzploymnent bureau in town characterisekcs which lie may THlE PROP.
onnection with that institution has] still have preservt d and can now A hitch in tim,
)en functioning, as yet it has issued proudly say that he\ hails'from Chica-,
7o report. Meanwhile the end of the go or New =York, etc. He may have;*
chool year is approaching. financial reverses; he- may lose his; Ohio State gird
It is not to he expected that a satin- job if he is fortunate ,nougm to, have ics are necessa:
'actory bureau, to bring into contact! obtained one; he may all heavily in harmful. That1
vith each other alumni employers and debt; in short, he -maj be, an utter a paradox, what
;tu(.,nt o,, alumni job-seekers, can be failure, but he seldom 'goes back to tain one says tli
stablishcd in time to he of service the small gtown for a f :esli start. the girl doesn't1
o the present senior class shortly It is a pity that college graduates were painting aI
-ter graduation. But "unless definite do not realize that thle 'small town than nine or sey
teps are taken by the Board of Di-! has many advantages ove~r'the .city. it on as if she we
ectors of the, UnDion' towards the es- In a -small town there is\\an air of- side of a good7
ablishmnent of stic a bureau in the, congeniality that is lackmn in the
ear future, the project will' un- city; it is a "Hello Bill' ;,r, "Hello According to
loubtedly bhe set aside by the retiring. Harry" to everyone that pas:5es. The
Men Only
,ung girl named Stell
y-legged fella
little flap
is lap
rough to the cella.
Somebody lE1se.
ixs of the Children
lad just run Mike
through the clothes
'.first. His mother
', scolded him but
p at her brightly
lgolly, ma you
hint Stare at mmm."
Nookle.
ye, Sir
r
with :five
?, mutton, weeners,
ni liver fried.
2
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the Senior class' with 'a qeto-P-__________
Inaii-e. In this should appear gques- wtl1 1iillifllt l[ ti.a tllll ltt litt tittt4tt31i t ll illl lllittl t19 1t1 tttl l11110
tionis as to what field they intended to _"
enter, whether they have signedf up ~.
- for' positions yet or not, what salary -- -- -
they are to receive or what, they, ex- :/~ " > . _r
prsso nwadto theivalue o theignrof-- .
college training. Such information V_. "' .
w ou ld . he w ork for a th esis in d eed , b u t b y f r t e i b t i t r s i g a t w u ds.%t 2
be to follow this questionnaire with-
a similar one 'to the same class ten " ":
years fromn now and compare the an- ;-xf
swers. . +" ;
It is during.thme last few months of .' " ',:4 - '14f' u :
his colleg^ career that the student = -' v"."' V1 ~
really begins to realize his position.
-i Coming to thb'.university with high = "r ";:
hopes of setting the world on fire aft-.---
{ er lie obtains his education he comes
lface to face in his fourth year with2 . .-
the hard fact that he may not be so= -/ ':
Iimportant after all. You can just ..-
about bet your last dollar that no .; -
Senior will -go out of Purdue as vice- --:
p ei e t o ge e a ma a e f ayconcern. ie must begin at the bottom/ * '
;.nd prove himself before he canad- .. i:~
vance into a position of importanrce or -4 ' n'?.5~
responsibility. Conferences with em- -
ploying agents of large companies2 ri -'*;
drive this fact home in a short time. - 5.'
Thsvr atta ems tr K !1from the bottom round is the toughest 2Y.."I~'~
proposition .thlat the Senior has to,'.':!~' -
facc, but thme sooner lie brings him- .I
self to the full realization of it, the b t e . T e e n a o
beter.Thee n~aynotbe a direct -
correlation between the size of the job f =-kr t '.. . '
a Senior takes when he leaves school .t0" -- a ................... l ;_
and tihe nosition he finally attains, but.: r , r-x-!: - } -4 _
tie ldradwsroetelista;e nearer time bottom you start, the -~.
nearer the top you finally get. This =-, ' ;':5,- -,¢
cannot be a hard and fast rule, but-'2
it is easy to see why the man who,
starts :at the beginning and learns his-
business fronm the ground up has ar
build lter tha the on who atempts e v u e
- much better, foundation on which toI=
j uid atr ha teon wo ttmps =-
to jump into the business half-way up!=
Soi hudntb icuaigExclusively for University Women. at 4 o'clock to -day M
Icircumstance if you are unable to. L Unvriywmnaecril ivtdto tedaFshnRvu
command more than $100 to $150 per Lnvriywoe r odilyivtd"oatn- Fsin-eu
mont as - colegeman be given at 4 o'clock this afternoon in an auditorium in connection with
where most of them will start, and If ; the store, the entrance being through the second floor ready-to'-wear depart-
yo r ftm ih ete h o--merit. At this affair the many approved modes for late spring and early sum-L
cern will want to keep you and will be2 men wear will be displayed by models chosen from University women. Music
wvilling to pay for it. The main thing wl efrihdb h ee ebryOcetaadtecs fteafi
' s o fa -a o n, nn t hn ny,,n,,r ,xrornc " w 1b unse-yteHlnNwer {rhsr n h oto h f i
Imake it fast
rcame back struttin'
of steaming hash.
Jersey Skeet,
aWood Pansy
eand I were you
oe and I'd be--PHEW!
LA MMER.
TIET SPEASKETII
.ie saves many a dime.
rIs claim that cosmet-
ry no matter how
seems to be a bit of
Lever that is. A cer-
hat they're all right if
put them on as if she
[ouse. I've seen more
!en who ought to put
rere painting the broad
barn.'
the latest reports
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