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rally. Then let's keep the resolution
uu ie last game in June, and earn-
the title of "sportsmen."
This afternoon is the opener. The
athletic rivalry between Ohio State
and Michigan has become during the
last few years one of the keenest and
cleanest in the conference. The contest
today promises to prove worthy of tnal
relation, but if it is to do so, the


TASTED ROLLSJEDITORIAL COMMENT I
MOON-LIGITT .THE ATHLETIC PROF.
L j1 I4GllrlsTin(Daily Illini)
If anyone still believes that pro-
Ad nihis of the rte. essorsare"crabby,"moss-coveredin-
They still wear them! All law stu- ss
dents will swear that o~n a stack of dividuals with glasses set low on their
noses, gloatsgwoverthatn1-pi-extack ff

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rooters must contribute their share
or e wheat-cakes. Day before yesterday a
charming young thing comes sailing
MONDERING past the Law Building with the utmost
At this time of the year, with less aplomb and unconcern. The sky was
than six weeks of school on the card I that beautiful baby blue shade so ad-

seniors, and especially those who arer
not in the professional schools, aret
beginning to do some hard thinking. Ix
'They are thinking about the future, I
wondering what fate has in store forr
them after they leave their alma
mater, and wondering if the transition!
from college life to life in the out-
side world will be a painful change or
a pleasant one.
A considerable number of seniors
are uncertain, even at this late hour,
as to what field of endeavor will offer
the, most attractive work for them.
They have not "found" themselves, to
use the vernacular.
These students, as the last fewj
weeks of their college life pass rapid-
ly by may be wondering how they will1
stack up against their fellow workersl
who have not had the advantage of aj
higher education. But soon all these
queries will be answered for them,
and eventually they will view their
four years at college from the proper.
perspective and evaluate their educa-I
tion comparatively accurately.
The student getting his first taste ofI
life in the larger community may not
find it quite as pleasant as he hoped
it would be. It is different, distinctly
different from the campus routine
with which he has been absorbed for
the past four years. And yet, if he
has developed the resourcefulness and
adaptibility which his college experi-
ence should have provided, it ought
not to be long until he finds pleasure:
in 'his work and his efforts will spell
genuine achievement.
From now until the close of school
seniors will spend much time in just
wondering. Meanwhile they are get-
ting their last taste of college life.

mired by nature lovers ant so was
the little circlet that slipped down
around her anklet. When informed
by her companion that it was time to
become embarrassed, she asked, "For
what?" Now I ask you, can you tie
that? I mean the story.
burn ie-burn ie.
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S1EI K'S LUCK
"I love this kind of weather,"
Said the Sheba to the Sheik.
But the Sheik he answeredknot;
He was too full to speak.
"I love your glossy pompadour,"
The Sheba did not stop,
But no answer from the owner
Of the staycomb plastered mop.
"O, Sheik," persisted Sheba,
"What's that upon your lip?"
The Sheik surprised, cast down his
eyes,
And said his little bit.
"I've fosiered it for many weeks,
But oh! Alack! ! Alas! ! !
For though I raise a glossy head,
I can't raise a mustache."
For the Lovetorn.
I am in a quandary-let's figure this
out, Bunk. I'm back at good old "M,'
yet for some reason or other, I don'
like it. Strange to say, I'd rather be
back in my little o1' canoo on the Wa
bash. And these wonahful warm days
-they are sure to put the crimp on
xcess studying. From now on I'm go
ing to hate books and take care of
my looks.
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noses, gloating over worm-eaten boo s
-with dog-eared edges day after day
and hour after hour, they will receive:
some surprises in the number of agile,
fleet-footed professors at Illinois. In
fact, many of the recreational hours
of the teaching staff are spent in ath-
letics. Only recently some University
professors gave the Varsity tennis
players a battle that was not easily
contested.
But there are lighter, less strenuous
forms of athletics that have becomeI
quite popular with University pro-
fessors. The lost art of "horse-shoe-
ing" has been revived to advantage
and almost any clear warm day, stu-
dents may see a crowd of their in-
structors playing at barnyard golf af-
ter their 4 o'clocks, as picturesque as
the dwarf men in the Catskills rolling
nine pins. Or might we compare them
to the ancient gladiators hurling a
"hunk of iron" on its forward path?
We revel in the fact that these men
of higher intellectual achievements
are interested in the same things and
live normal lives of other individuals,
with their time well distributed be-
tween work, athletics and social rec-
reation. Their' billiance may all' the
more be appreciated.
There is a feeling among students
that university professors in general
are brilliant but narrow. To place
them indulge in the same common-
place pleasantries that the student en-
joys erases the old feeling that the
professor's place is contemptible.
The activity of university professorss
in athletics, whether on the "horse-
t shoe court," the tennis court or the
baseball field gives us a deeper respect
for "ye old time university prof." Per-
s haps we shall soon have students out
rooting for championship games be-
- tween faculty teams.
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V- . alter K. Scherer
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;ywritii ;......... 1avidT. Al. Park
ilation .... ..' .Townsend -I. Wolfe
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Assistants
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). Armantrout *J. It. Sanzenbacher
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old T,. Hale Thomas\ Mrachren
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Little can they be blamed for enjoying
to the fullest all the pleasures of the
days which for them will soon be but
a memory.'
PLAY THEM FAIR
In three weeks the annual tustle
between the sophomores and fresh-
men, known as the Spring Games, will
take place. Next week the respectve
classes will begin to plan their organ-
ization and arrangements for the

A noble resolve, SISSY, old beetle.
When you get your looks all taken
care of come around and I'll give some
good advice. Better get that nose
straightened and glue .your ears first 7
of all.
TuE PROPHET SPEAKET11.

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Uneasy lies the head
wears the pot.

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SATURDAY, APRIL 21, 1923
htE~torROT. . 1MORIAUTY
L.SEBAiI LOOKIG FORWAPi)
oday Michigan's conference base-
I season opens with a game with{
o State on Ferry field. Many of
students now rooting for Michigan
e received their early training in
f cin n arks of the nation.

events.
Until the past four or five yearsn
these Spring games, including the pic-
turesque tug-of-war, were conducted'
in a fair and sportsmanlike manner,
and constituted a contest between,
classes in the best sense of the term.
In late years, however, resorts to
trickery and unfair practices- to make
victory more certain have taken much
of the zest and interest from them.
The freshmen, and particularly the;
sophomores, have evidently concluded,
that the introduction of these pract-'
ices is the thing to be expected..
This year the sophomores have an
opportunity which they should not
overlook-an opportunity to once'
more establish the Spring games on a

Dear Bunk,

May I reply to. Just Jean?
You may, Virginia.
Tonight
Wind and desolate rain
And sighing trees
Casting fantastic shadows
On the ground.
Somewhere, afar off, a train
Is whistling in the dark
Somewhere,-you are-
Somewhere.

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proressIOli p~cA)V k .. ..
s may account for the prevalence, sportsmanlike and honorable basis.
ertain times in the past, of unjusti- If the sophomore leaders in these con-
abuse and jeering from the stands ; tests take the responsibility upon,
en the team is losing or is not in I themselves and insist that no-question-
best form. This does not happen able methods be employed in the at,
football where the professional at- tempts to win the contests they will,
de has not yet contaminated, the practically assure the continuation of
ne, the games on a fair basis, for natural-
ans who patronize that famous ly the ensuing sophomores will follow'
ional sport of America in the pro.I their. example.
sjonal parks of the big leagues are The Spring games are a worth-while'
en called "sportsmen." For the Michigan tradition, When fairly con-
st part they abuse the proper usage ducted they are a treat to both specta-
the term. They pay seventy-five tors and participants. There is every
ts or more, whatever "the price may reason why the leaders of both the ;
at the gate, and then enter the freshmen and sophomore classesj
k--prepared to "root." But the ' should insist that these contests be I
jority of the "rooting" in the pro- conducted in a manner which will in-
sional leagues is "razzing," and the sure their continuation as an antici-t
ger part of "razzing" is abuse. pated annual event.
Flhe fans; have paid to see the game. '
e players are hired to play the game A Michigan radio broadcasting set
them to see. If a play does not could send to thousands of alumni and
t, if an athlete commits an error, i interested friends of the University3
a pitcher is wild, the team is not l the ceremony, of Cap night and other
ing up to what it is paid for, and programs connected with spring
baseball fan takes out his money's events and Commencement at Mich- >
rth in loud defamation and coarse igan.l
rse-play.I
-ollege players are not playing for The marathon dancers are only riv-z
ancial recompense. They do not ailed by the marathon phonograph en-
and long hours every afternoon thusiasts who believe a phonograph
icticing baseball for personal gain. should be played 24 hours a day.,
ey devote their time that the Uni- I .
rsity may have a team wort.hy to The students who missed the open-
>resent her in intercollegiate ath- ing ball games in the big leagues will
ics. Each player has his off-days; soon be able to cheer on Michigan's
.t so has each team its off-days. "A Varsity nine to its best efforts.,
le and unsportsmanlike band of 1
r-weather supporters will not make At last Mathilde has reached her;
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Here on my table
Lie the versest
That you wrote to me
I laid them by
Awhile ago when I had
-Read them.
I thought I had forgotten
But just now
A thousand memories came back
Of other rainy nights
In Spring
Down by the mill.
I thought I did not care
But just now
I found-a tear-
On either cheek..
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Over in the Blighty last night some-
thing happened which lead me to be-
lieve that, although we have no danc
ing champions due to the faculty's
aversion to bolts, we at least have
the Hay-pitching Champion. Cause the
sack with him, leaned over the table

OPEN GA'TES OR SHUT
(Philadelphia Public Ledger),
This Nation is about to be forced tM
re-exan:ine and reaffirm, repeal or
nodify the Immigration Restriction
Act. It was passed in 1921, when we
were in the doldrums. with 5,000,000
people out of Nvork and the threat of!
a panic dark in the sky. The unem-'
ployed and organized labor wanted it.
They were helped by a feeling that
the country was "fed up" with aliens
and by certain disagreeable experi-
ences with racial groups 'during the
wa r.
Restriction then helped stave off dis-'
aster, Now employers assert it is,
checking a returning prosperity.
Employers began assailing the act
nonths ago. They had the help ofj
some racial elements and the indirect
aid of the old American policy that ;
we should keep open house for the op-
pressed. Pressure against the act in-
creases as reviving industry sucks up
surplus labor and wages rise in the
ran-hungry plants.
Judge Gary at the annual Steel Cor-
poration meeting Tuesday expressed
he view of the great industrial inter-
gsts:
America is faced by a shortage of
abor principally due to the lawsre-
stricting immigration. These laws, as
passed, are the worst things that have
ever happened to this country eco-
nomically. There is a great abun-
dance of labor on the other side of the
world that would be glad to come here
and develop our resources.
A labor shortage exists, and the Cab-
inet took cognizance of it Tuesday, the
White house agreeing with Judge Gary
and industry, that there are more jobs
than workers. That this is due to the
change in our long-time policy is gen-
erally conceded and that Congress will
be asked to reverse the new policy and
get back to the old is certain.
That will not, be easy. We came
slowly to restrictions. For a century
we had none. Then we began barring
the criminal, the prostitute and the'
pauper. The literacy test came along.
Then the war shook our complacency.
We found the melting pot was not
melting, that we had instead a Great
American stew, a sort of racial gou-
lash.
Organized labor will oppose any,
change. So, too, rightly or wrongly,
will native Americanism. There is an
increasing number who believe unre-
stricted immigration will be increas-
ingly harmful to the Nation's best in-
terests. In their opinion, a generation
must pass 'before we can assimilate
alien elements we now have.
The question is by no means settled
and because of our diversity of inter-
ests and racial elements may never be
settled. It will arise every time there
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