IGA N :LA - -___- ______ _ _ - -- -,.e m - - N SPAPER OF THlE OF 31CIG ti morning except Monday- y year by the Bloard in Publications ern conference Editori'al Press is exclulsively en- repuiblication of all news to it or not otherw.ise :z' anid the local hews pub- tional institutions, of making real;I scholarly efforts subservient to every campus activity, no matter what it m-.ay be. "The present clamor 'of stu- dent bodies for abler and more inspir- i, professors strikes mie as an illus- tration of the occasional irony of fate, 'he says. "They want them, anti yet their public opinion Is such that they stifle them in their youth.- TadOTLEG%~i 11HISWAY , t CASTED RLL r iinf r r i r r/ lm r lf r al fa 4W r trrr ( EDITORIAL COMMENT I -I I p* Djuncan &'tar-ding I THlE GENTi.dLE:DNE AITkTL RAZZ t1Purcdue Exponent) There is no more opportune timeI Here We Are nor place 'or conversation andl gener-I It i no appoacing he ime henal good fellowship than around the din- the Seniors begin to think in terms ner table or festive board. Whi1 oneI eH.EAT" of caps, gowns and a job. I know ofi Graham 's is satisfying his appetite he is usual- d at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, ,ay second class miatter. iption by carrier or niail, $3.50. Ann Arbor P7ress Building, May- ' fdtto i,f2 414 and 1 76-NI; Bnsi- nications not to Cxceed 30o words ithe =signatvrf' not necessarily t, iprint, bit as an evidence of faith. ces of events will be published in v at t'le discre'tion ol. the r, ditor. VI r mailed to iThe Daily office. Un- onmnnicati'6ps will receive no con- 1.No 1imnscript will be returned e writer enc-lbes postage. Thie Daily necessarily ernddr-,e the sentimnts 1in the communications. PEI'T ORIAL STAFF 4E,boi'e 2114 and 176031 IG EDITOR E.:? .TAHL ito. P1ani t atzel 1'ditor..........Jamnes B. Younig tuint City I~ditor ........ B acon orial Board Chairmlan........R. Mleicss Bootleg and bootlegging have pass- onbzo'woiplnngtsar] ly feeling pretty well satisfied withj ed the stage when they are infre- I right after the Fourth of July as !lig ngnrls hth stl qugient, if such was ever the case, but cashier in his father's free air station cerant of tie other fellow anl in a{ the novel method of working one's' but of course he's got a pull there., good mood to discuss the important wvay through college by the profitsItmsbeptyrytotprih topics of the day. obtanedfro th sal ofillcitI into the shoes of a dlad who has pav- I The members of many of the fra-. quor issomehin of moe unqueed the way. Why, this duke I'm talk~- ternities and clubs of the school get ing about will never have to worry together cnly. once during the dlay nature Not long ago a medical stu ' over gettin g thlrough the winter, be- when they htave time to eat at, leisure dent in fhe city of Washzington con-' lieve me. His pater has got so many and talk to one another. Br1eaktast fessed to having obtained his tuition bonds 'lying around the house that and lunch in most cases are. more or fees and other'living expenses from they let the baby play with 'em, and less hurry-up meals with most stu- funds obtained in this manner. With 'in- the cellar-well that's a still better dents, in fact it is not uncommon that the same mnotive Vhich prompted Jean story-any? what's. more the old: boy i the former meal i's missed entirely. So Valjean to steal a loaf of breadt from i does not let the baby play with that that the evening meal aiffords the olyr the heartless "boulanger" of Hgos sort of bond. Neverthesoever I un- time for a formal meoal. And the Im- inventive mind, this determined youth r derstand that different kinds of babies' portance of the evening dinner in our leas rendlered hlimnself subject, to both play Porn Pop. Pullaway and Bottle1I clubs and fraternities is many times' coridonemnt and condemnation; coni- Bottle Who's Got the seltzer-water.' underrated. It should and can be doijement because he refused. to be IWhy it's so wet in this home that You made an integral and important part "downed" by financial circumstances ! can swim on the pool-table. Well, of our college. education. and condemnation because of" the anyway, they've ,garnered lots of the It is 'a time whten news of the Clay! criminal nature which prompted him filthy looker and they li've a pretty cnb ruh h.o icsin to bre'ak the" law. sweet life. And what's still more I'm1 when, opinions can be expressed anwl {Legally considered, there can be nol going to work for dlais bird but he formed, when friendships canl he made doubt but what this youth is desery- doesn't knlow it yet., and a keener appreciation for the ng of prosecution, bu tela s otP «1x other fellow's point of view oan be l alone to be onsid red.t Setl upon aoh- 1 felt. The writer was enrtertainud at taining the means necessary for fur- I COF')i lLYS EAiIUNG 1a fraternity house very recently that ther pursuance ,of. his education, and This guy that calls had a dinner that seemed next to ideal without the available time for actual himself the Jouar wanzts i for a, group of young men in college.' labor, bootlegging offered' a consider- to remcmber tlhat thoI Grace was said at the beginnig, the able profit with a comparatively I h ma be a card,Y heads of the tables e ncouraged con- small amount of work. Seeing this asI he isn't the only i -versation along top~ics of university,! the only means for accomplishing his ~ onie in the deck. ! local, aiia and even international end, hedgnrtdit ,h ttso j neet ae n fteu pperclass- acriminal eby ieneraeedpinterovisions. t xmade i,<*d*1*. men eegave a trtalk on aninterestin under the Eighteenth Amendment.' 1)id Site Jumptl or current news topic, and at the clos=e ho~w it remains ford the officials of I Was lt, itve! of the meal solvie peppy songs were: the school which he is attendifig to h to ntebig 'rtesun-. Good nature abounded and l~ass judgment on the case, to say, Huron mirth was mixed in with the serious nothing. of the federal1 officials. Wh71at1 The hour was half past ten subjects, and every' one left the ta-E jwill be their decision? Will they con- The time lead rapidly wore onl btles with a sense of satisfaction. There demn the action as such or 'will they' Until suddenly when; was no boisterousness shown andI too take into consideration the mnot:ve ____ every man showed that he has re- Iwhich led to its commission? Will i She lifted her eyes with an effort ived correct training, some of which IEitors- hl flyers A'1 Donna1,i Tharry I-Ioey R. C. Mloriarty L - E. M~ak J L : . /t I 0. 1 11 .- . I'.,. - Ac U r omen's Ed(Iitor .............Marion Koch nd.y AMag4azine Editor . ...ll. A. Donahlue lusic Editor................I:. 14. Ailes Iumer 1Editor ...........Buckley C. 1obb~n" Editorial Board owell Kerr 'Maurice Bermnan aul E;instein - Eug~fne Carmichael i f I i 4 4 4 i I 1 Read the Want Get good values chieap, tl Classified colunmns--Adv. AdsL Irti tUr _ I ON DETROIT UNITED (LINES Ann Arbor and Jacks-n TIMIE TABLE (Eastern Standard "'fime) Detroit Limited' And Express Cars- 6 :00 a.11.,,:.7:0o a.m,, 8 :oo a.mn., 9:05 a.m. and hourly to 9 :05 p.m. Jackson Express Cars (local, stops wesjt of Anne Arbor)-g :47 a.m., and every two hiours to 9'47 p :m. Local Cars East Sound-=7 0o a.'m.. aad every, two hours to 9 :oo p.. rTm, r r :oo" p.m. To YSilanti drily--u :40 p.m., r : t sa.m. To Saline-Change -at Ypsilanti. Local Cars West Bound-7 :50 a.m., xa:io p.m. To Jackson and kalamazoo-Llm- ited cars 8:47, .0:47 _a.rn., 12:47, 2:47, 4:47 p.m. To Jackson and Lansing-Limited at 8:47 P.m, r s I a !. -ila'' the softest course in college lo'th Ends of the DiagonalI I WA IL LIAMS' VII is a course for every man in the Vinstitution. It's seven times a week but the ses- sions are short-less than five minutes each. And best of"all, =no man who elects Williams' ever fails-to gret a better shave than he ever got before. TIhe first thing you learn in shaving with Williams' is of the remarkably beneficial effect it has on your skin. You can't fail to be impressed-even after the closest examination-with the fact that here, at last, is a shav- ing cream which really does your face good. 4 . I SLEEP ANYW IE, BUT EAT AT RIFX'S 'T IlE CLUZB LJN CII .I Arbor Street, Near Slalt and Parckard Streets TOL.DEO-ANN ARBOR BUS furs leave for Toledo 7:10) A. Jr., 2 1" . an ~id 5 1P. 3I1. Except Sun- day. Sundays at 3:0'0 11:00 and . . I TlyI. .1- ney ici A1. 7;illiu len Br1.owi. C. C la:rk 'Assistants mstrong Frankllin 1). Iepburni icid Winona A. lilhibard ngton EdwardI 1. Iigg;inrs 11 1\Ilcnnth C. Kellar Elizabeth .icbermauln abie, John McGinnis etc Samuel -Moore ughlin M. 1H.Prvor in W.LB. Rafferty Robcrt G. Ramsay ghouse i. . R'iw it-h )odspeed Sofl.J. Schnitz er Philip M. AWagnei ,x i111 8 LCD r :10 k7 4 li is 1 ' 111 G 1:1 ..'1 I 1l 1t? 23 7I o8 ii Epstc I'is1ke (;arliiis rS. (h a Gould, dl llalg ,-,>-~~ii_-SPRING. 6 HATS ~ ~READY Big t" '1C('etiOlR of Iatest Sho Then, especially if you're like turn of mind, you'll be' pleased with the effi ciency of WAilliams'. It softens the beard/ in so much; less time. It does everything a shavinig cream is supposed to do. / Get a tube of 'Williams'y s i o w mobnths See the'n if you. ever could go back to any other. shaving create. -e of a practical, business- .Notice 1he 7 itWp cagy. IYou ccsq tubehAn ;s UPI t, S BUSINESS MANAGER ALBERT J. PARKERP; ctising .4. .... .......John JT. amnel, Jr. etisig .............Wle Scrr.......LawNrence II. Fav rot lication ..............Edward F-. Conlin yw~ritingy............)avid J. lM. Park tdation ..... ......Townsenid IH. Wolfe o n_ ...... ...,. 1eaumont Parks Ascistant i r' 11. aydecn Wnl. TI. Good 'nc T,. lDu:ne Clyde L,. 1agerman C. ',p~-i~ Henry Frcw~ T,. Putmnar. Clayton Purdv D). Armantrout j. 1B. Sanzenbacher S. ;Dorton A. Dryer rt W. Cooper C. Wells Christie Edward B. Reidle TUESDAY, APIL .i.;17, 1923 Night _Editol---RALPH N. 'BYERS BIGGER FACULTY MIEN In a recent article, Prof. E, C. ills, of the University of California;. ,as set down briefly but suifficiently orcibly, a complaint of student bodies f Anmerican . colleges and universi- ies. 'They complain, says Professor ill;, in their conversation and. in k hieir daily p papers that there is to-I ay a shortage of able men in the fac- Ities of our colleges and universi- es. Tlieyr are beginning to urge that verything, possible be done by the, dininistrative officers to secure "big- or mren" as professors.' At the sane time, the article con- nues to say, students will do noth- zit to' ameliorate the unfortunte sit- ation. Thie teaching profession, like they look into the: moral character° ofj the young man in an unprejudiced manner? Justice is indeed a hard, thing to render but it is neither, dif-I ficult nor Ewrong to consider evcl'y-t thing in so doing. SMART DRESSERS4 .A great deal of varied 'comment is to 'be heard} about tihe campus con-" cerning the men who are so obviotly S"dressed up", or in somnecases, it jmight not be amiss to say, over- dressed. Meanwhile a contemporary college paper has devoted an editorial to the:. time-worn assertion that "Clothes Imake the man", attempting to deter- mine just how truthful such an age- old declaration may be. Each year when, by reference to the calendar, the arrival of spring is of- firmed, stadents respond to the urge to dress up. This year fads and fancies among the men run to yellow and redl ties, bandlannas, and "nifty" (a-s the clothing mnen call them) topcoats.' Thie college mnan instinctively-likes to; be well-dressed. As soon as lie is; certain that a novelty such as brightly colored ties will be in vogue for thb approaching season, he loses no time I in putting in a supply of them. No mistake' is made in the general statement that the mhan who learns. Iwhile at college to pay particular at-A tention to his clothes, is on the right track. On the' other hand, the man whose one' ideal in life is to bear the: closest resemblance to the clothing !cuts appear'ing in magazine advertise.- ments, will receive little commenda- tion from anyone with a true sense of values, Clothes 'v ill not makce the man, by, a.ny means. ,But that the. well-dressed And goggled the moon from above Which, shining mxade everything sot forth Then came what felt like a shove 'The rope'iound her neck it was tight-I enred 4And the stone on the end was rlat was more than likely bestowed by tite ul~lrclassn - i of the fraternity it- Iself. TheO evening (dinner hour 'should bte one of the big hours of our dlay in C school and should be one looked for- Iward to as a time of ujliftlng conver-" tsation and good fellowship. CRUSIHERS, TOO! IVE, MAIEMJIX1'S -:-,: Tpame the "lfea teni Path" or (loor and save a dollar more on a hat. S frightened- -' STAND)ARD)S IWas M~aggie, the old pussy-cat. (Daily Californian) POISON IVY. " Tile college student's attitudec to- *#* -ward his acad.oaic work genera.ll Dear lBUi I - - follows one' of tw6 tfendencie(S. le, We thioufght we'd write you and tell either is 'satisfied to "get by" all his yuwhy we haven't be adn ncuss rh ed l i fot a.lto suf flt.You see, we'veI toward a column of all-powerful ,JUST grot married and other ;things I "A's" on his card. The results of have naturally been taking up our the former method are a Source of ; time. Everything ought to be all;(disgust, to the faculty, sorrow to Vie ,JICE shortly: He's got a little extra parents, and ultimately of signal re- jack in his JEANXS nowv that he's gr91et to the af flicted student. landed a job and s00on we'll be able! Far be it from us to decry the ambi- to send you some of our old time con- tious attempts to gain an "A". u tribution a. nevertheless the surprisingly low ONLY JEAN and iME"RELY JAJ*E. number of first-,grade markzs whit z * * * are ;given out inditates either a num- nulls Can't Be Named her of 'disappointed aspirants or many: SOnce in a while we're original cases of misguided ambition. The re- It's then that' we're pretty good suit is often unnecessary discourage- We'd rather be aboriginal inent. Far better would be the insti-' And cut up like Induans coldld. tution of the European system of giv- BLUB and SWE1':AI ,BE. ing no' marks at all, if it is impossibler * * * to improve such conditions. The avert ' Ive been so busily engaged in emu- age student wants something to show- latitig one Jack Dempsey of late that ' for his work, in the University, but lie :I haven't sent you any of my little is uncertain as to the means of going!I quips. You used to print them so I? about it. Much of this uncertainty is know you thought they were all right(Icl to the commuon mistake made by and not merely using them to fill li the majority of us, of judging the re- space. Y :ou'll hear from me again :wilts of our education by the Univer- before long. I won't tell just when sities' standards rather than our own. but you'll rue whichever (lay I plan A p~ractical solution would be the es- i for you. Y1AN11fJA. tablishineut of a "standard" in the r * * * case of each student for himself. TheI Up betimes-hearty repast (thr'ice) freshman y-ear involves a process of -andI go to bed. getting acclimated to the University. Saitiy Peptonie ,Jr. By the end of the year the or-dinary * * * timilct shiozld have a fairly clear ideaI "So and So is pretty poor what ber wants to get out of the Uni- Thle other 'guy is lbad Versity, and of how much effor-t he in-1' I'm tihe best contributor tVuds to pat in to g et his results. The That ,you have ever hlad." ; i'cuainin- 5 s Cl) is to establish a (Ion- htsThat's why I -don't write in anymore ?2e tir hl, to (co-ordinate his ideas1 ;All the other cont rib~s get sore, of his needs with the ideas of th deI al. I U i e st s c ~ e, e y zz z S * ~Judging on his work of tMe past year, B11"11N1) I: CA-IERtA the sophomore should be able to de- Little Adelbert. and La~rance start-. ermine the amount of work required Eed out early one bright' Saturd-ay togiI eti ak morning to walk to Ypsilanti be- The fir-st conclusion is the necessity cause they didn't have any School and of dletermining whether the amount of bcsdusthe wazt~tl o "ookove work (lone is- sufficient to meet tihef some of the most excellent live- student's ideas of what an edlue I 1GedNt.;cto1.0 Sat. Nat. 50c to41.0 -Riotous Return of the Nost Phenomrenral IHit in a Decade - MEISSRtS. SIWBEReT Presenits STHE ONE,: UNIQUE, AND INIMITABLE and *' IN TIlE HIT OF HIS15LIFE' HORD OF "AE - WINTER MK TSAP GARDEN1 FLOCK OF NEW SONGS, -NEW NOTABLES S'TORIES AMN ) NEW C.VNTTQJISM1S ILIA HIZGRlAJA) Lew Ileairn Muriel De Forest SO VAST J oe Opp 1 ,elenz Carrin-ton A PRODUCTION John Byam Tfot Qualter's 17 CAN ONLY Le Roy Duffield Ingred Solfeng UE IDESCRIBED AS Kielo Brothers Charlotte Woqdruff A T 'he Blue Devils - Betty Dair' SUPER Tly , VIE VT1Ai-N0 IWN-ONMtR ALLIE REVEE OThERS an'd OTHERS ,________ - FLOODED WITHFE MI NI T Y miinistry, dioes not. et a stumjcient man has a psychological advantage niber or recruits. The wVork, while needs hardly to be affirmed. The mlan twithouto its attractiveness, does8 who keeps up to the minute Wit e -otter sufli cient fnancial induce- nt to young mlen to take it up as a :ation. H-ence the problem-If a falir ire of: oar best students do not pre- e thlenselves to enter the teahiing pies lion. where shall w'e fnd men "big er en, in our facul- ties? The solution rests with the stu- dents themsaelves. To arrive at that desired enrd. students must use their' influence aind example to encourage a larger-iub± of talented young mnn to devot e the mselves to scholarship, sio that they in tim~e may become the professors and leaders in universities and colleges. The difficulty lies, ac- cording to Prof essor Hills, in the fact that this encouragement is now sadjya lacking -in the public opinon of under- graduates. In order to make a placeI for himself, an undergradtuate must "engage himself in some campus ac- epect to fashions is in line for a cr-: tain type of adlniration, But lieE should never lose his sense of pro- . portion. H-e must realize that pro- portionately, more attention is given to dress in the collegiate wohl than is the case in the larger world which awaits the graduate. He may safely l conclude that neatness is everywhere'I appreciated, but that the appearance of a new red necktie w ill° create nm uc b o e ahilt o i i o g Ai o l g chums than it would among his co- workers or employers in the businessI world. Spring vacation coines at just tile right time to allow students to give'; vent to tobse unscholastic activitle3 l which may be attributed. to that uni-! vernal illness known as spring fever.' ..NU«-, however, vacation is over. Only six miore weeks remain before final ex-' famninations set in. If you are behind, nowk is tihe time, to make 'up. If you are abreast of 'our work. keen un. IfI G, Claude Drakel' Drug and Prescriptipp tare Cor. State and N. University. Whitney,'FRI. and ATLApril 20.21I "The Unique Event. o the'Dramatic Year"-N. Y. World WALTE OTHLLO-FRIDAY EYE AT S (With Mr. Hlampden in the role of Othello) THlE ING OF TRUT11-SAT. MATINEE A new-,v lay by Arthur Goodirich and Rose A. Palmer, based -upon Robert Browning's "The Ring and the Book." A NEW V Y!TO PAY OLD DEBTrS-SAT. EVENING (With \ r. Hlamipden as Sir Giles Overreach in Philip Massinger's sar- (ionic comedy imade famous by Edmund Kean, E. L. Davenport and Edwin Booth.) I Phone 308 "The Quarry", ... I" Mr. I-Iampden announces that this will be his last visit to Ann I r. t