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PASSING RADIO B~Y
A regrettable fact, but one never-j O S ED R L
theless trute, i that Michigan seems ;
to be lagging considerably behind oth-
er universities of the country in rec- M A)
~obnzlng the possibilities of the radioEA 'El N)
as a mechanism and as a means of
broadcasting education to those who TiIlE TATTLER PRATTLES
cannot come to college to acquire it. I've warned my readers that as
BY looking over various'newspapers' soon as an empty contribution hook
of mid-western universities one can- stared me in the face that I would drag
not but observe that other education- out some choice gore' a la Jim Jam
al institutions are aware that the ra- Jewescnenigw1-nonsek
dio offers an almost unmatched OVhpor and frails about the campus. I will
tuinity for universities to be of servicI spare no one in these fearless ex-
to their constituencies. At certain ed- poses. My eagle-eyed as well as ea-
ucational centers courses are already ;l-eae little scandal hound isI
planned andy being broadcasted to theI awre. of his stuff.
lany listeners via the radio. cclqi iw at iin 1utce,
The logical place for a broadcasting Last week, a certain president
station is at an educational center (lnme withheld.), of a certain club
such as Ann Arbor. Not only lectures .(namhe withheld) w~as caught by the
but concerts, recitals, debates, ora-, authorities in the act of drinking a
tions and any numbere of sound-pro- bottle of bicycle oil in front of the
cucing events could be sent over the ra- "Womenys ILeaguze building. He has
dio to a numerous and appreciative been asked to withdraw from the!
audience.r School of Billiards. It seems that he
The expense ini establisinlg a radio has been playing too much "oil" late-
broadcasting station at Michigan ly in tournaments anyway and theyj
would be nominal. Figures, which are
in te hndsof he en ostintr-dust can~t stand it any longer. He is{
to he and ofthemenzr~st nte- !noted (to give a hint) for his peculiar
ested' in radio development, show: that ;'e~.~to atsndlprs
the cost would'.be small? compared to knit shirts and heart burn. He's
the additional educational advantagesI fond of mushrooms and milk.
Swhich the University could offer. Tuttle'.'
Moreover, the maintenance of such a **~
station would give practical experi- VN'EN1IY S KN
ence to those interested in radio en-[
ginei~ngwOftinas some wise-crackers
IMichigan, a leader in 'many educa-stedbiuit .b
tional activities, can ill afford to lag sate bscit.
behind in the matter of educational;
expansion by means of the radio. i
- POISON ITY ON SEAL
CLARENCE AT IT AGAIN I wNIslf I was a seal!,

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Editor, The Michigan Daily:
The severail recent protests against
the absence of the, Michigan track
team from eastern competition tis
year that have appeared in this col-,
umn all have expressed a similar uni-
form sentiment. I wish to add one;
more voice to this movement of pro-
test, and I wish also to support my
stand with arguments which formieri
letters on the subject havye neglected.
The principal argument advanced
by the athletic authorities, who op-
pose sending our track team east, is
that appearance in the Eastern Inter-
collegiate meet would impair our
chances in the, Western Conferencel
meet on the following week end. :I he- ~
lieve that I am safe in saying that the i
more severe strain upon the athletes
wouldF be, not, in the competition it-
self, but in the long railroad trip in-
volved. Such an argument was soundI
last year when the team would. haveI
found: it necessary to travel the many
miles to Harvard, back to 'Ann Arbor.
then on west to Iowa City. But does'
this argument hold this year when the
team is only faced with the eastern
trip, competing on its home field in the
west?I
If the Eastern Intercollegiates can-
!not be attended, then at least the team
should be present at the Penn ,Relays.I
If necessary the Drake meet should
be "sacrificed.. Twice this year Michi-
gan has met the best athletic compe-,
tition the west has to offer: wNihat is
to be gained by a third onesided af-'
fair? In many of the events at the
Drake meet exactly the same inert will

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Clarence O=. Mega is' again in the1
limelight. On -this occasion he is
playing the role of the zealous soul-
dlent seeking to comfort his soul-
weary fellows as they dread the ap-
proach of Spring vacation. Clarence
offers balmn for their heart" wounds
with his soothing words of advice. Hie
tells his friends 'that the vacation
period is mrerely a.;snare, a trap set
by the faculty to catch students off
th~eir gujard, so that after a ten-day
absence from books and theses, they
will be unprepared for the sudden.
blue-books which will be given the
first day of the reopening of the Uni-
versity.r
And so the benevolent Clarence
warns his acquaintances, urging the,
necessity of either, remaining in Ann?
Arbor during the holidays, spending4
the time in the Library, or filling
trunkts with text books to be studied
at home. Thus, he declares, will the
student body be prepared for any un-
expected. coup on the part of th~e fac-
ulty. The evangelistic scion of the
0. Mega clan is a fearless soul. If
he finds a group of undergraduates
enigaged in merriment or pleasantry,
hie interrupts the frivolity with alec-
ture on "Being pr'epared dIuring}
Spring vacation." The atmosphereI
becomes charged, with seriousness,;
and tke light-hearted student, dis-
perse and return to their rooms, there
to ponder over the words of the
preaching 0. Mega.
Clarence is an altruist, and is will-'
ing to sacrifice himself in order to
warn his companions. His father, the
illustrious Professor Mliortimer, told
1him secretly that hie was planning a
series of blue-books immediately fol-
lowing the vacation peri'od, so,'disre-
garding' the sacredness of family ties,
Clarence is following the maxims of
the sages, "My fellow men must. be
served above all others."

He lives on fish for long cold years n ct twice this year and settled fairlyE
Of waters deep, h has no fears. definitely their respective merits. At
. is life is sure a' glory!. least five. of the Michigan athlete:;
When 'life for him becomes quite have not been forced, so far this year,
glum to show what they really can do when
A salin veselalog, wll ome faced by men near their own rank in'
Anid .cIM his lovely hide. .hlt loom- vot~r'
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once, This seems to ' me to be the.:,
year when all circumstances are ex-'4
cellently arranged for the invasion of'!
the -east bey Michigan's g reat track
team'. C. A.

Fair Miss!?
Mily duty will be to-keep you warm
'gapped 'round your tall and slender
form
And tho' I was bought by yourj
,,-strife and storm"
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VEDNESDAY, APRIL 4,-19231
Oat Edtor -RALPH N. EYER IS
RAClI TE'A'W AND THE EAST
y et thic Michigan track teats. has
:cd no athletes in the Penn re-
to he~ he'ld in Philadelphia Aprilj
'gthe conflict of the
e m eet- scheduled for that date.
e it is necessaryv for Mtichigan to
a. fr vorable showing in the
,e hleei? the competition? will be a
mratively easy one for the team:
li has already emerged decisively
Yious from ntwo much equally
tuous w estern track assemblies.

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send severali of her1 outstand-s For the first t ie of the yea-r thej
tck athiletes to F'ranlklin field sharp thud of batted balls and their
onth for the Penn relays. Coach resounding smack in flielders' gloves i.
's "~Wonder team" has at least rend the air and tell the casual on- I
en who have shown themiselves looker of the season gust in the off-a
anoik any ting the' west has to' in;. Thouights of sunny days, bleach-
Trhese mien deserve the oppor-'I er,, straw hats, rolled-uip sleeves, I
to show their mettle against; pop, peanuts, fill' the, mind of every,
ilotes of eastern schools. Their f an, and their realization seems all
e from the Drake meet will still too' far away. Already the office boy
an organization which has has begun to work over his store 'f I,
itself capable of making an ex- excuses and the average Americans I
showing for Michigan. citizen is beginning to count up th"n
iderable comnment has also arcs- Saturday and Sunday games at'home.,
cuse of the fact that the Varsity Our national pastim e. is at hand. I s n t s h d l d t n e h D rn o g w ne y n h h
a. Intercollegiate' meet this sport has drifted in a haze of obliv-;
Ac it happens, this contest ion, brought to light only occas ion- t
at the same time as an imrpor-' ally by the petty wrangles of mTana-
eet with Ohio State, and conse-I gers and trades, but now with thie
yit is impossible for M1.ichigan to 1first bright rays of anApril, sun box
e. But in addition to this scores and camp reports begin to'dot.
is another reason. Beginning our sport pages 4nd, sign b of a na-1
ar Michigan has made entrance [ tion-wide awakening show themselves'
ie Eastern Intercollegiate meet on every hland. In every city and vil-
ssary. ~y its arrangemien~t to lage, on the streets, in the country, at
e in the National Intercolle- the Playgrounds, man and youth alike
neet held annually in Chicago. have taken up, the game. Treasured
yent draws from , r5 schools[ gloves and trusty bats have been ten-
bout the nation acid is conse-) derly oiled after a year's accumulation,
Y the mfost representative meet! of dust. Faded'uniforms are bruished
kind. Besides this, the Nation-' up and spikes 'are sharpened,. Slowly
rcollegiate meet is so arranged the baseball god shakes himself from!
to conflict with any conference; a winter of idleness and lethargy and
itioni. - ' lazily makes ready to .rule the na-
seldom that any universit~y car Ition.
) 'a track' organization as Nvell- Baseball, the" one great game of the
n(' powerful as 'Michigan's this,- American 'people, the game that
Tf- is. -.-.- 1.. .-,.,1A.-,.n 'n hf n'.,I auarv-n~nnk has. nia vn- an donA iniiar- .

V * .(Ohio State Lantern)
,iIlted or WiltedI A most enjoyable time can be spent
in talking over old t'imes with an
,That Jilted Junior who- wants a Ialumnuzs, with whiom one has manzy
sack for t~he Military :Bal- to the ex,- Vr~~si on~.~fe e h
tent of advertising for her is sure1 ' u f cho1-o-sm
hard ui. jIf 'he ever gets o~l he'll~d little time drop in to fraternity houses,
it through Jimm ie's column and not for a few hours' visit and they look ;
through mine, Cripes! He must be Jfradt ern h eso h
aiiorar atouhe-brdntolokeat.eIfperchanc
an wfl' ir tolok a. t prcanc 1men who have been in college since
hd should read this I'd like to giveI their undergraduate dlays.-
himt the addresses of some beetles Teohrevnn eweefrt-
that have been nagging me to death ofnateieuohtoave dinnwe -wit-a
late. Honestly, I have to beat them fraenyouhtohe wo draduata
off with--clubs. (This ought to bring frtriybohr"w-a rdae
In otsof- crrspodece)Soeon Ither year before we entered OhioI
in otsof orrspodene)'SomoneState. ' He had not been near the
told me that this fella led the grand ivrt'snchsgadtoad
iytarchl at a; big party given by his was eager to hear news of m.aniy
class not so, long ago, friends who had completed their cel-:
lege education during his absence.
1101V- Reminiscences flew :back and forth.
H-ow's the spring fever? anmany oocurrences'which hadl been,
IHigh? I long forgotten were recalled and hear-
H~ipgh up in, your .headtily laughed -over. Recollections., 6 i-
Ihere'sj mutual friendls helped to make the
Hopini' evening more enjoyable. The older.
1l' ll's man in college appreciates the.,e visitsj
i-h14--ell, of ~ilumnni becAuse it brings him in
,Jutkr's 1310# Bell. touch again with the men who were
* * *upperclassmen when he started to col-}
lnluut Wendell, and Rollo were They were the ones to whom hie-
playing it tmud pies. It was spring, looked for guidance and from wvhomi
and the boys were sporting rapturous-I he obtained many of the fundamental
ly upon the damp resilient pool cf theories of, life, for it is in a mian's
mud that was their front lawn. They first year in college that he forzx.5
were playiu g nt mud pies, I say,} and I many ideas and habits which cling to-
were tossing globules of the soft; himt throughout life. He naturally
warin mudl high into the air, : and o wishes to hear of their success o fail-
catching them ini their upturned fac- ure in the world away from the cai-
es. Oh! wh at -fun !- It was rare sport, pus
indleed to see them gamboling about?: The alumnnus, on the othier hand,
for all the world like three irrespon- wishes to know of the whereabouts of
Bible little lambs. "I say," said hiis classmates, of-Althe lines of b~usiness
Wendell, "let us remove to the street 'into which they have gone, of the
wherein lies mrud far richer than this."I number who have been married.- andi ;
"Indeed brother," replied Elmer andI a thousand and one other details
Rollo, "you are, right. Let us remove which he hias no way of learning Q'x-
to the street." - ept, through some clear'ing-house of'
I lmer, Wendell, and Rollo removel information such as the fraternity'
to the street, where they sported more chapter'.
in highi spirits indeed.. "Bless me,"; These visits are well worth while,
exclaimed Elmer, "if this isn't rare for they bring to the alumnus a real-
sport!" "Yes indeed, it surely is!" ization of the tie which binds him to
cried Rollo, lifting a fistful -of the rich; hisz school and fraternity and they
ooze and flinging it squarely into the I bring to thie undergraduate the knowl-.
face of Wendell.I edge that he, too, will have some con-
Just then a motah calh came dashi- nection with his school and fraternity,
ing around the corner, killing Elmner after his college days are over.
and Wendell, and crippling Rollo for _________
life. Those who despair of ever againf
J 3OCCACC JO. seeing balmy dlays should be encour-
* t' aged by the fact that the baseball
'there is a little bird team Is now engaging in outdoor.
He. sits upon a tree' practice.1

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