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No manuscript will be returned unless the writer encloses postage. The Daily does. not necessarily endorse the sentiments expressed in the communications. EDITORIAL STAFF Telephones, 2414 and 176-HW THE MICHIGAN DAILY THURSDAi have been out of the question a few years back., For instance, imagine the ruinous effect which would be produced if a piece of delapidated fruit, emanating from the unsteady hand of an en- raged spectator, should strike one of the delicately colored shades. Or con- jecture the tragedy if . a riotous crowd of victory worshippers should sweep through the theater leaving a broken trail. of artistically covered seats in its wake. These occurrences might have happened ten years ago. The patrons of then were prone to be a trifle rough, and the plainest furni- ture was installed by the manage- ment to make the loss as slight as possible. But our conduct is improving, as is admirably reflectedin the new and artistic tea-rom furnishings of the local movie show in question. i OASTD ROLL ROLL OUT WEST HALL: 1 THE WEST HALL AFFAIR Just the other day th.e Regents took a deep breath and decided to eliminate West Hall. The old theme- embalmery is to be razed. The last stand of the rhetoric department is stricken . . Oh, woodmen spare that tree-no, that was another time. Well anyway, little recked they what they did. It is a simple thing to eliminate a buildipg-but where to eliminate it to! Ah, there is the question. Before the University sen- ate takes rat poison over the problem a d the President's titian locks pale let us spring into the breach. Here is our golden thought for today: Move West Hall over into the Mu- seum! OUR SHARE OF PLAYS From year to year in the past plaints were registered among Arborites and the University com- Ann body MANAGING EDITOR' MARION B. STAHL City Editor ..........James B. Young Assistant City Editor-..........Marion Kerr. Editorial Board Chairman-....E. R. Meiss Night Editors- Ralph Byers harry Hoey J. Y. Dawsoni, Jr. J. E. Mack. i,..i. Hershdo.rfer R. C. Moriarty H. A. Donahue Sports Editor-............F. H. McPie Sunday Magazine Editor.....Delbert Clark Women's hLditor...............Marion Koch Hiumor Editor-------------Donald Coney Conferene Editor- ..-......H. B. Grundy Pictorial Editor--.....- ...Robert Tarr Music Editor. .. .......E. H. Ailes Assistants M. II. Pryor Dorothy Leunnetts Maurice le;man R. A. Millington W. . Butler H. C. Clark 1\. I,. 'uuable Evelyn I. Comghlin Lugene Carmichael be; nadette Cote Wallace F. Elliott T. E. Fiske Maxwell Fcad John Garlinfzhouse Imabel Fisher Winona A. Hibbard Samuel Moore T. G. McShane W. B. Rafferty W. R. Stoneman Virarinia Tryon P. M. Wagner A. P. Webbink Franklin Rickman Joseph Epstein Jf. W. Ruwitch BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 960 BUSINESS MANAGER ALBERT J. PARKER Advertising ............John J. Hamel, Jr.' Advertising . .........dward F. Conlin Advertising........ Walter K. Scherer Accounts-......-......Laurence H. Favrot Circulation ..... .,..David J. M. Park Publication.L. Beaumont Parks - Assistants Townsend IH. Wolfe Kenneth Scick GeorgetRockwood Perry M. Hayden Eugene L. Dunne NVn. ('raulich, Jr. Joh~n C. Haskcin Ia, vey K. Reed C. 1,.. Putnam I. D. Armantrout H. WV. Cooper Wallace Flower Edw. B. Riedlc Parold I, . 1le Alfred M. White anir P. Roesser Allan S. .Morton James A. Dryer Wm. 11. Good Clyde I~ Hagerman . A. liartwell, Jr. T. Blumenthal I3 Jowar d Hayden W. K. Kidder' Henry Freud I:erbert P. Bostwick L. Pierce THURSDAY, OCTOBER 5, 1922 Night Editor-JOHN P. DAWSON, JR. TOWARDS ATHLETIC JUSTICE Critics ~ of college athletics agree' that too much emphasis is being plac- ed on such sports as baseball and football, and perhaps basketball. Sup- porters of college athletics are al- most willing to argue that too much emphasis on, any one is impossible. But no one can doubt that.this popularity has dwarfed into insignificance such sports as wrestling, soccer, hockey, and swimming, any one of' which is a good sport and worthy of recog- nition. Yet sports of various kinds ought to be on the same basis-ex- cellence in one form of athletics should be as much respected as ex- cellence in any other branch espe- cially when equal skill is required by both. The sports usually included in the division labeled "minor" are neces- sarily differentiated from -major sports because of the influence of public interest; but even public in-. terest ought not to be so catered to by colleges that such sports as hock- ey, swimming, soccer, and cross coun- try should be left beyond the pale of student support. The ideal for col- lege athletics is "Athletics for all," and this ideal necessarily implies that all forms of exercise should be pro- vided in order to suit each man's aptitude. This means that minor sports need encouragement. Each of them, in its e:rlier years, needs fostering care, and this care should be provided. Even if some of the glory of the betterdknown sportseis taken away, it deed not be cause for apprehen- sion. Such sports are too well-es- tablished to cause worry. The minor ones are not. Give them the encour- agement they need, and the circle of athletic devotees will continually widen, until, perhaps, every man will have his own interest. EVOLUTiON RIGHT AT HOME That the Michigan man of today is a more polished, peace loving indi- concerning the superfluity of third rate musical comedies and melodra- mas "reachng the local stage, and the scarcity of worth while productions befitting the type of audience com- monly found in Ann Arbor. .Those days, it seems, have passed. Last year a number of the finest contemporary dramas were presented here with the original casts, and be- ginning tonight another year of great Irtists in great plays has been sched- uled by the local theater. Ann Arbor now has no further com- plaint forthcoming. For a community her size she is reaping her share dra- matically. It is now up to Ann Arbor to suport the right kind of drama to such a full extent that its perform- ance here will be firmly established for the fture._ NO CAUSE FOR WORRY 'A scientist recently announced that this earth of ours was made- of a jel- ly-like consistency which might go to pieces at any time. His statement caused considerable alarm. among those who are wont to take such fore- tellings seriously. But a moment's honest reflection will dispell all gloom. As far as we know, at least for the past six thousand years, things in the planetary world have been doing their business in an orderly way. The sun has been rising and setting on schedule and the moon has regulated the tides all right and things on the whole have beenhperformedvery de- pendably. So that despite the prog- nosticating of gloomy scientists the old earth, sun, moon, stars, and sat- telites have won and deserve our im- plicit confidence. M$OTHER EPIDEMIC SUBSIDED 'Society ever favors the novel un- til the novelty has worn off, and then only- real quality can save it from oblivion. This is especially well evinced ty the short-lived popular- ity the radio craze enjoyed. After a y enthusiastic welcome at its )irh, the radio is fast passing from popular favor. Rust and cobwebs re- place the fingerprints which formerly covered the adjusting pieces. Probably now that the public is de- manding fewer supplies in this line, the manufacturing companies which a few months ago bent all their ef- forts to secure the largest possible production in the shortest time will de'vote their energies to further en- la'rging the existing knowledge of this phenomenon of the ether and to, improving the equipment now in use. When quantity is not demand- ed, quality usually increases. USING AN "1" AT OHIO A project now under way for a block "M" at the Ohio State game brings up any number of considera- tions which should make students heartily endorse the undertaking. At the Oho Stategane between ten and twenty thousand Michigan students will be present. This will fill a fair sized niche in the crowd of some sixty thousands, which is ex- pected at the dedication of the new stadium.- What more inspiring sight could there be for players, the alum- ni who come from all sections of the country to witness the combat, and for the student body, than to see 'amid th myriads of Ohio spectators the big human "M" alive with Mich- igan rooters? The cost of a block "M" is com- paratively small. The effect is truly inspiring. The fact that M ichigan has never before had an "M" on a foreign field should be no obstacle. Neither hap she ever before expected so many of her men to see an outside game. Hat manufacturers are said to have v'oiced their opopsition to the so- called "collegiate" shaped hat. Per- haps they do this because of aesthetic motives,-but let's see, the older a collegiate hat, the more style. MY ROOM-MATE My room-mate has a picture onI desk; But I have none on mine. I have the looks the same as he- But I haven't got the line! My room-mate has new clothes his EDITORIAL COMMENT YOUR BEST FRIEND (The Daily Princetonian) Some $ay a man's best friend is a girl; some say a horse or a dog; some say a pipe. But for real com- fort, comradeship, and durability all fickleness and instability of the oppo- these are surpassed by a book. The site sex is proverbial,-"Varium et mutabile semper femina." A dog or a horse can offer splendid companion- ship for a while, but are but mortal. Even the most treasured pipe has to be retired from active service after a few years of constant use. College is the place to form friend= ships. And it is no less important for a man during his four years in Prince- ton to get on speaking terms with the people who live in the printed pages as with those who live in the Univer- sity dormitories. Making the right club is a trivial matter compared with making the right selection of books. The one is a matter . of two short years. The other, is a matter of a lifetime. Much of the thought and at- tention devoted to the former might well be put on the latter. While a inan is in college the chief difficulty seems to be to find time enough to accommodate the various interests. It is hard to realize that some day it may be even mere difficult to find interests enough to while away spare time. The picture of the blase' undergraduate is mythical, but the. picture of the ennuied business man is true. Foreign critics say that Ameri- cans do not know how to relax, that when we are not rushing about we are restless and, 41 at ease. It is practically impossible for a man who loves to read to be at a loss for something enjoyable to do. He has at his call innumerable loyal friends., He can rise above mere time and space and the grating discord of the mo- ment. Infinite beauty is at his com- mand. The Value bf acquiringp a taste for good books cannot be overestimated. The man who leaves Princeton with- out the passionate dcsire to read more, to learn more, has missed the most valuable thing in college. The Uni- versity Libray-u.-the book shelves at Michigan Daily and Chimes for $4.50. DETROIT UNITED LINES Ann Arbor and Jackson TIME TABLE (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars - 6:oc a.m., 7:oo am., 8:oo a.m., 9:05 a.m. and lhouzrly to 9 :05 P.M. Jackson Express Cars (local stops west of Ann Arbor)-9:47 a.m., and every two hours to 9:47 p.m. Local Cars East Bound-7:oo a.m. and ev- ery two hours to 9 :oo p.m., n :oo pmm. To Ypsilanti only- t:4o p.m., 115 a.m. To Saline-Change at Ypsilanti. Local Cars West Bound-7:5o a.m., 1210 p. tn. To Jackson and Kalamazoo - Limited cars 3:47, 10:47 a.m., 12:47, 2:47, 4:47 p.m. To Jackson and Lansing-Limited at 8:47 p).m~. to wear; But mine are last year's style. For I can't kid the tailor- HE gets them with his smile! My room-mate' goes to dances, too; They surely treat him sweet. Well, I could be a hit there, too- But I have such clumsy feet! Yet there's one place I get even, As sure as sure can be; I have a damn good room-mate; He hasn't-he's got me! SHE-GUN-DAH. ALL HAIL Calig! And if you saw' a sign in a restaurant which said, "Wanted-A woman 6 to 11," would you assume that the odds were against her? THE HALIBUT. Speaking of Restaurants Sign before Thayer street restau- rant: 40c Dinner 40c Cheap at that for a-forty cent din- ner in Annarbor. ,: I I 1922 S 1 8 15 22 29 M 16 23 30 OCTOBER T W T 3 4 5 10 11 12 17 18 19 24 25 26 31 Fr 6 20 27 1922 S Sr. 14 21 2S LI fff4ff "Karolyn Kitc hen" Formerly The Delicatessen Shop 119 E. LIBERTY for all Colleges at lioth Stores TEXT BOOKS and SVPPLIES Start Right With a Good Hat! We do all kinds of HIGH CLASS Cleaning and Reblocking of hats at low prices for GOOD WORK. When you want a hat done RIGHT bring it to us, our work is regular FACTO- RY WORK. Hats turned insde out with all new trimmngs are like new. We also make and sell POPULAR PRICE' and HIGH GRADE hats, FIT THEM TO YOUR HEAD and save you a dollar or more on a hat. We give values and quote prices which cannot be excelled in Detroit or anywhere* This Shop Is Now Under New It has been named after Emily Iarolyn, one of Washtenaw County's Pioneer Settlers. She was known for miles' around for her skill as a cook. However only the immediate family, friends, and guests ever enjoyed her cooring. But the famous recipes of Emily Karolyn have been preserved and through the "Karolyn Kitchen" the public at large will be given an opportunity to enjoy the cooking of that dear old lady. Old-fashioned doughnuts, cakes, pies, and every-. thing good, - yes, and we nearly forgot to mention those oatmeal cookies. IN ADDITION TO BAKED GOODS GRAHAM SOME GUYS typewrite With both eyes open-. But we shut all ours And just keep hopin'. urch. '-' y , -aetse. Trry us for your next nat. the University store and the BrickO Row Shop are to cheap movies and FACTORY HAT STORE cheap magazine fiction as gold is to brass. Men who neglect their best 617 Packard Street Phone 1792 friends will be the poorer in the long (Where D.U.R. Stops at State Street) Both Ends of the Diagonal Walk L WHAT STRUCK TOUR EYE TODAY Professor without his faithful col- lie. ZEKE. ANN# ARBOR MOONS There are two kinds of moons-com- mon, plebean moons and Ann Arbor moons. Ordinary moons are strange- ly uninteresting and not at all clev- er. They do either the expected or the unexpected with monotonous reg- ularity. True, they occasionally kin- die words that burn, but wan is the flame and ancient. Ann Arbor moons are. not as these. At times they display a cleverness positively human, almost simian. They behave with Odyssic cunning. They are extremely inspirational. To their diabolic humor must be credit- ed a greater number and a higher class of oaths than the better efforts of the Dean's office. Ride high, Ann Arbor moon! Smile down on William and Virginie; give them to drink of your heady wine (Volsteadless percentage) until she look like Astarte Regia and he takel on the godhead that is Wallie Reid,' and they feast on hair as on ambro- sia. Fling your darts at her eyes, and burnish Wilfliam's 50-cent scarf-pin 'til it gleam like the gems of Or- phir.-And then, just as your beams rouse a passion in his breast, drop out of the heavens with a loud plop, six hours ahead of schedule! TOMAS A. CELANO. heard in the Press Room "Gee, t' boss' cut his lip on t' new towel." "Wot-one one of t' new linen tow- els?" "Yeah, guess they must be Irish linen." Little Bulls On Great Papers "HEALTH SERVICE HEAD CALLS SEASONABLE DISEASE HARM-. LESS." "WILL INFORCE AUTO LAW' AFTER MEETINK TODAY." "ANN ARBOR CREAMERY FRED; CAKES." - Our Own Daily. run. WHAT 15 SA GENTL4EMAN (The Daily Nebraskan) In F. Scott Fitzgerald's latest nov- el, The Beautiful and Damned, one of{ the most enjoyable passages of the' wholly good book is a series of defini- tions he gives of a gentleman. They form, in the book, a conversation be- tween a group of somewhat intoxicat- ed characters but nevertheless present a number of interesting views. Here are the various interpreta- tions of that often misused term, "gen- tleman:" A man who never has pins under his coat lapel. A man who prefers the first edition of a book to the last edition of a news- paper. A man's social standing is determin- ed by the amount of bread he eats in a sandwich. A man who never gives an interpre- tation of a dope-fiend. An American who can fool an Eng- lish butler ilito thinking he's one. A man who comes from a good fam, ily and went to Yale or Harvard or Princeton, and has money and dances well, and all that. Mention is then made of Abraham- Lincoln's statement that a gentleman is one who never inflicts pain. We won't attempt to define a gentle- man. That is entirely without our sphere. We believe, however, that Fitzgerald has -presented some ideas well worth your consideration. They sound rather shallow at first hear- ing, but think them over. FOR EXPERT Pen Repairing RIDER'S PEN SHOP 308 S. State St. 24 hOUR SERVICE - FAIR PRICES 4~ WE SPECIALIZE IN LIGHT LUNCHES, SALADS, AND SANDWICHES Come and enjoy some of our deliciously appetizing foods ANN ARBOR CUSTOM SHOE FACTORY THIRTY MINUTE SERVICE Get your repair work done when you you want it. Thirty minute service. Shoes called for and delivered at the H. W CLARK, 534 Forest Avenue Phone 3043 j ANN ARBOR CUSTOM SHOE FACTORY TO SECURE Ted Rhodes Orchestra "Karolyn Kitchen" 119 EAST LIBERTY CALL 2969=R MOOR 1 II The best in town Permanent Groups 1 922-J-HOP FOR CONVENIENCE (The Wisconsin Cardinal) Co-eds living in one of the main dormitories at Northwestern univer- sity are to receive their mail before attending 8 o'clock classes. The pur- pose of the change is to relieve the girls from the tension of waiting until noon for their letters from home, which as heretofore made them inat- tentive in class. We think the hard- hearted faculty might also serve them their breakfast in bed, but why shouldthere be so much tension if they are only waiting for letters from home. Harding to Return Home Mt. Gilead, O., Oct. 4.-President Harding expects to return to the, scene of his birth and boyhood days on his retirement from the White House. This was the belief today after French Crow postmaster at Marion and personal friend of the President, acting in behalf of the chief executive, had bought the old ZIERER ARNOLD CHON IIONEYCHITSCHI ROXBURGHI JUSTER BRUCE WATKINS CORBETT VA UPRIE CLANCY BENNETT DARLING TAUPRE CLANCY SWEET NISSLE BOXER MILLER AKIN NIEDZIELSKI BORCHERS HAMMILL WANAyIAKER CHEPEL DAVIS STILES GREEN RAN SOMW LITTIETON CURTIS WESTON BECKTAN FREYBURG Our Orchestras are Now Arranged. Secure Your Music Early if You Want Frosh, at the Library-Where I get some information about works of Ibid? can the THE BEST We said to him, "Have you ever been out to Barton Mills Country club?" DON'T WAIT 'TILL THE LAST WEEK And you won't have to worry during the He said, "Yes."