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the morning paper just to read of the LL
OMFCIA NEWSPAPER' OF THE8 exploits of the Captain and his recal-j
UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN citrant offspring, while parents would In.
Published every morning except Monday I glance casually at the colored funny rls 01'IS
luting the University year by the Board in sheets with apparent indifference.
Control of Stud",$ Publications.W 1
And on week days Mutt and Jeff7
Member of Western Conference Editorial held the public eye with the practical: LIBRARY EYES
'Associatien. jokes they played upon each other. Eyes that dance
The Associated Press is exclusively en- Each appearance of Mutt and Jeff or Eyes that glitter-
titled to the use for republication of all the Katzenjammers brought forth. With lashes long and all a'fiitter
news dispatches credited to it or not other-
wise credited in this paper and the local some new trick or joke. Each new Across the table look at me,
news published. therein. creation was practically independent Mine answer back-
Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, of those which had passed. The char- The gray eyes look away.
Michigan, as second class matter. + acters and perhaps the setting re-f
Offcriptie yoArborPres Buildng May- mained the same; but incidents were Eyes of violet
nard Street. different and no one seemed to profit Ees of blue-
Phones: Editorial, 244 and 176-M; Busi-
ness.- 96c. by experience. No matter how often That give a glance and all for you,
the Katzenjammer Kids were spank- i stared at them, they passed me by;
Communications notuto exceed oo words ed they continued to play their I felt the coldness of their gaze--
appear in print, but as an evidence of faith, pranks,an Je'sss fhmrTer vewsjstfrynt .
¢nd notces of events willebeepublsheditin nrn e'enIdostfeeb iteo herlv asjs o et1
The Daily at the discretion of the Editor, if never seemed to suffer by virtue of Reg.itte,
left at or mailed to The Daily office. Un- the any implements directed at his* * *
signed communications will receive no con- eayt iemc
sideration. No manuscript will be returned head by the enraged Mutt. The library is more than a place to
.unless the writer encloses postage. The Daily Times have changed, however, and in study.j
de4 not necssarily endor e the sentiments
expressed in the communications.sthe course of the last year or so has * * *
-!come into being the -true-to-life car- One book taken out every minute at
EDITORIAL STAFF i toon. The public has not been slow the library.
Telephones 2414 and 176-M in recognizing itss merits, and the in- Positively, Mr. Dirtier?
fluence exerted by Sydney Smith's Absolutely; Mr. Clean.
MANAGING EDITOR "Gumps" and contemporary artists of You don't suppose a student would
MARION B. STAHL the same school is one which could leave his book there, do you?
-- not even have been attempted in the As we was saying-
News Editor.........Paul Watzel regplacee that library.toon
City Editor............JamesB B Young ign of the slap-stick cartoon. Great place, that library.
Assistant City Editori... ...J.tA. Bacon The up-to-date funny section gains More glances wasted there than any-
t uiatdiouard C.airman.......1. R. Miss its humor from a keen insight into the where else.
Night Editors-I
Raiph Byers Harry Hey affairs of every day life. It is human, We looked at a girl 15 minutes steady
L, . llershdorfer, R.J.C. Moriarty smtes g siytrd.
1. A. Donahue J. E. M1ack sometimes pathetic ,often sad, but yesterday.
Sports Elditor............Wallace V. mott always revealing things which actual- Nothing unusual.
Su d Main itor... .;varion lhe y happen, touching the strings of No but she wouldn't look at us.
Pictorial Editor...............Robert Tarr sympathetic kinship. The Gumps do Nothing unusual, either.
Music Editor..................E. H. Ailes; things which actually make their She had her back turned to us.
Editorial Board
Lowell Kerr Maurice Berman readers think or say spontaneously, I Some come-back, eh?
Eugene Carmichael "That's just like me," or "Well, isn't Wicked place, that library.
Assistants that true to life." As a result their Worse'n icy pavement-
,ThelmaAndrews Ronald Iligrim strongest followers are adults, and More people fall;
C~aIt vy 1+ \nt a Franklin D .HepburnI
Atanley M. Baxter Winona A. Hibhard they influence the opinions of th na, Breaks 'em all up, it do.
Sidney Beneta dt C. l ar l tion. Never the same afterwards.
R. A. Billington Elizabeth Liebermann The Katzenjammer- Kids still ex- Gotta stop here-
Helen Brown John M M nis
H. C. Clark Samuel Core ist, and. Mutt and Jeff have a certain 'Nother co-ed has planted herself
A, B. nae e CoteiW. B.Prffr human appeal which has not been down
Fvelvw I. Coughin Robert G. Ramsay given full credit here; but on the Besides us--tough luck;
oseji Epstem Campbell Robertson
E. Fiske J. W. Ruwitch whole a new style of cartoon has Penalty of being handsome.j
Garliihoisee SoleJ. chnitz fstaken the foreground and dimmed the Regular dressing room, this.
Portia Gouldet 'Philit' M. Wariw' glory of the old. The new form makes Co-ed takes off her coat;
BUSINESS STAFF people see their own .faults by mak- Takes off Ater galosh;
Telephone 960 iag them enjoy the small troubles of Takes off her,-wot next?
others. The new cartoon has a real We're leaving, too dangerous.
mission. It is a credit to the intelli yW
BUSINESS MANAGER gence of the nation. And even the * * *
ALBERT J. PARKER kids enjoy it as much as the parents. DER GEOFFRY
Advertising..............John J. Hanel, Jr. IIEART FLUTTERS Chaucer, old thing, may the good lord
Advert sing..............Walter K. Scherer Rprotect you,
Advertising............Lawrence I. Favrot People sufferinfro heart afflic-
'iiblicatmun,...............Edward V. Colit PrtAnd guard you from evil wherever
Copy --iling....-. avid J. . Park tions attribute their ills to such you are,
Ci evi at i n.........ogausend 11. WolfeCasth lod nykow th i
Accounts.................L.. Beaumont Parks things as loss of fortune, too fast a Cause the lord only knows that i
Assistants I could get at you
Kenneth Seick Allan S. Morton life, failure in love, and organic sms- I old e t you
George Rockwood James A. Dryer I'd sorely 1be tempted, your features;
Perry M. Hayden Wmn. II. Good abilities. A set ana old fashioned to nmar.
Eugene . Dunne Clyde L. Hagerman idea such as this one is indeed a griev-
Win, GFranhich, Jr. hlenry Freud
Joh C. Iaskin Ifererti rBostick ous mistake, especially when a little Deep down in your grave, I don't
C. IL. Putnam D. L. Pierce lcrfltogto h ujc e
E. D. Ariantrout Clayton Purdy careful thought on the subject re- doubt you are turning.
Herbert W. Cooper I. B. Sanzenbacher veals the true cause of most heart As the t 1oughtstthink
Wallace Flower . Clifford Mitts AsyulsotetogtI hn
William 1 Reid. Jr. Ralph Lewright trouble: the taxi.y about you
Jlariod T., Hale Philip Newall (The object of every taxi driver seems Byteio ie fBt n h
ua-n Ra By the Good Wife, of Bath and the ;
to be to break all traffic regulations shades of your learning--
that the brains of the city officials They may not ber icebut they're
have managed to contrive, to go the terribly true.
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 27, 1923 longest way in the shortest time, to SISSY.
-________- _ °__-- - get a passenger to the train with -
Night Editor--HOWARD A. DONAHUE three seconds to spare, an above all, Th girl
iThere was a young gr from Missouri,;
to keep a passenger from bodily harm
COLLEGE NEWSPAPER INFLUENCE and at the same time, to cause him Who stole the wet stock of a brewer-
When the judge called her case,
Quite aside from any discussion or all the mental distress possible. Men saved her disgrace,
comparison of the man-at-college and with constitutions of iron have been I By giving the case to the jury.
the "practical" man of the world and known to become feeble shadows of TEARABT .
its affairs, the college newspaper their former selves after ten minutes * * E
reaches materially the ideal of what in a taxi.
a newspaper should contain, and be. If there is ample time to catch the (niiributionis, contributions .
Few newspapers, and almost no daily; train, the vdriver is not one hit phas- 1 * *
publicationi ,have risen above the ed, in fact, he seems to step all the THE WORST OF WEEKS
ranks of those which satisfy a cer- harder on the gas for the sheer joy The yoer had gloomily begun
tain eleemnt of the public that craves of seeing his passenger shiver and For Willie Weeks, a poor man's
sensational articles in its daily read- quake like a wet dog on a zero morn- I SUN.
ing. Headlines which tell of crine ing. But pity the man that swears He was beset with bills and dun
are a favorite resort to increase the at the driver and orders him to And he had very little
circulation of newspapers, and values hurry; let that man if he be of a re- MON.

are often widely distorted, the things ligious trend of mind pray most fer- "This cash," says he, "won't pay, my
the public should know being subor- vently to his God; if he is somewhat I dues,
dinated to the more bizarre attractive of a heathen let him trust to luck and I've nothing here but ones and t
incidents. the devil. Neither will avail him TUES.
But the college paper for the most much. If he survives his days are A bright idea struck, he said
part presents events and thoughts of numbered because no form of heart "The rich Miss Goldilocks I'll have to'
the day which should be followed by trouble is more malignant and incur- WED.
everyone, presents them properly able than that which the taxi in- But when he paid his court to her
stressed, in the order of their true spires. She lisped and said "No, NO, No thank
importance. In doing so it.-draws close Famous writers have deplored the j you
to the ideal newispaper, the ideal that enfeebled' race of Amelican men of THUR.
should be present in an institution f this generation and the general ten- "Alas," he said, "then I must die;
which today is the world's greatest dency toward stoop shouldered lily- I'm done. I'll drown, I'll stew, I'll
moulder of thought and public policy. faced business men who lack the vir- FRI.
The college paper does not headline ile manhood which has always charac- ! They found hi gloves, his coat and
its front page with the latest murder terived the American man. These re- hat,
or most novel homicide mystery, at the formers should strike at the root of But, gash, upon them the corner
expense of important developments in this peril to the future welfare of the!SAT.
world affairs; a truer conception of nation by starting a school for the SATOSON IVY.
values prevails. In spite of ever- development of sane taxi drivers. * *
changing personnel, the continued pol- NOW YOU hATI
icy of the college newspaper is to pub- A newspaper report states that the
lish an ideal sheet; a publication Kaiser's honeymoon is practically Dear Rolls
which is all that such an institution F ended. We wonder if the saying, "Allrsysyet I have
as the newspaper should be. the world loves a lover" has any ap- not heard the version of "Mary had a
ne or two other current newspa- plication to the Kaiser. little laib" which is taught to the
I enirey d'dI he3 children in miy home town of Pitts-
ershave entirely disregarded the T
ernsiae gph r Now that the third week of the se- burg.
sensational appeal iii their effort to
give the public the things it should mester is with us the cracking of
e books.,can be heard on all sides--andj Mary had a little lamb
S with th idealistic pic the good students have their schedules Its fleece was black as jet
of future newspaper editors exempli- memorized already. Wherever Mary went,
-_ _The lamb was sure to get%
fled i their policy as editors of col- ~-~,
lege publications, it is to be hoped Along with the library course~ **
that a new era in the field of the news- which are to be given next summer
.fthere should be some courses for the My ambition-To drop a lighted ci-
pap.ler mayt soon dawn, that in the fu-j
urer sui it willbgive t wthere isocial butterflies on "date making in garette down the top of the next Pav-
libraries". olova Boot I ,see on the campus.
h ildl dtr tha t7 b~l h c l~al f n

CAMPUS OPINION
Editor, The Michigan Daily:
It would be well for iMr. Wesley L~.
Brown, Gad., to read again the excel-
lent and ,pst editorial of Carl E. Geh-
ring, '23, -appearing in The Michigan
Daily last Wednesday. With just a
little thought might he not find a
depth of meaning in the one phrase
"all sense of proportion"?
This I do not regard as a protest j
on Mr. Gehring's part against the
musical development of our young.
No, he, on the other hand, sponsors
this and similar activities most high-
ly. But do keep things in their plac-
es, i. e., do not bring children to the
concerts of the Detroit Symphony or-
chestra, when they are actually re-
quested to absent themselves from the
much less significant faculty twilight
concerts.
That anyone should have attempted
a criticism of Mr. Gehring on his
stand seems most surprising, and an
indication of a poverty of informa-
tion. Moreover, the petty personali-
ties, always a sign of weakness, in-
dulged in by Mr. Brown, would seem
enough to convince any thinker of his
total incapacity properly to judge the
situation.
FREDERIC SANCHEZ.
Editor. The Michigan Daily:
There was in this Sunday's daily a
lefter signed by a- certain Wesley L.
Brown who professed to voice the sen-
timents of the thinking people in the
audience of the last Detroit Orchestra
concert in Hill auditorium, when he
condemned the communication of Carl
E. Gehring' as selfish and unjust.
Perhaps Mr. Brown can listen with
utter complacency, to a concert while
paper darts are descending upon him
from all directions and a row of very
small boys and girls with obviously no
thoughts of music are laughing and
wigghing around behind hiim-. If he
has this power, I can only say that
it is a Very enviable one, but I doubt
if very many, even of the thinking peo-
ple in the audience ;re equally im-
perturbable.
Probably Mr. Brown would not con-
sider me a thinking person and would
!ot give much weight to my opinion,
but I have heard the sentiments ex-
pressed of several people who would
certainly be counted aes such, and
they quite coincided with those ex-
pressed by Mr. Gehring in his letter.
MARY ELIZABETH COOLEY, '26.

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Probably one of the easiest things
for the average individual to db is to
criticize. It seems to be an inherent
trait of the human race, to be as nat-
ural for one person to see mistakes
and faults in another as it is for him
to breathe the air. He does not have
to learn the art, he starts as soon as
he outgrows the cradle and continues
until he is silenced by the grave.
By this we-are not condemning the
practice of criticizing altogether. In-
deed as a factor for good and for ad-
vancement it is valuable and. even
necessary. Without criticism or flaw-
picking of our actions and policies
either by others or by ourselves, how
else would we receive the incentive
and stimulus to progress or improve.
To be above criticism and free from
its prod indicates that we as well as
those with whom we come in contact
are satisfied; and complete self-satis-
faction denotes inactivity and stagna-
tion.
However, there are two kinds of
crit icism, destructive and construe-
tive, and the sorry fact is, that the
former is used entirely too frequent-
ly. Destructive criticism is murder-
ous to enterprise, to individuality, to
new ideas, and to advancement. It
tears down that which already exists
as a necessary part of our life and
civilization without offering anything
at all, either better or worse, to take
its place. Destructive criticism is the
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ant individuals; anyone can tear down
something but it takes a master to
build or create something new.
On the other hand, he who offers
corstructive- criticism offers to the
world something of value. It is an
aid to the one criticized and to him-
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nothing without having ready a plan
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inal to take its place.
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not be discouraged in this land of
free speech and the free press but it:
should te of the kind which builds up
that which is criticised.
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