ERSITY'S
DN HEALTH

Female Impersonat-
npatible relation to
an" is difficult to
's case at least, yet
ef of "Tickle Me"
ms a "sleeper jump"
haracter to that of
ion. Outside of the
ight lacing and sub-
comedian finds him-
t he feels, however,
rng" as a lady. Mr.
e Me" come to the
Thursday, February

posed to do any-
t Tinney has de-
not omit the new
says was wished
>mething desper-
tion was origin-
dare some time
lub, New York,
a spirit of fun,,
to imitate the
woman. Tinney,
rtsmantaccepted
shed the Friars
by giving an im-
smooth and con-
th Tinney humor.

Influenza
During the past six weeks influenza
has been prevalent in England and in
continental Europe, particularly Ger-
many. Recently it made its appearance
in New York City and in other Atlantic
ports. The University Health Service
has made every effort to ascertain
facts relative to the progress and se-
verity of the present pandemic of "flu."
While one cannot predict what the
future "behavior" of this recent fourth
annual flaring up of influenza in the
United States, there is no cause for
immediate alarm. The present epi-
demic is not so severe as that of 1918.
No increase of. influenza has been
reported for Michigan and the other
Middle Western States. Only ten
cases of influenza in Detroit were re-
ported for the week ending Feb. 4.
Should Be On Guard
Students should- be on guard, how-
ever, at this particular season of the
year. In view of the prevalence of
the disease elsewhere it is well to
regard all colds as mild "flu." No
student or instructor who has a cold
should attend classes. Droplet infec-
tion-open coughing or sneezing on
the part of those afflicted with colds-
should be rigidly banned from' the
class room. Students with colds should
report immediately to the Health Serv-
ice.
Remember that "flu" is spread by
contact infection-close social com-
munion, and that as a neans of pre-
vention individuals should avoid, in

so far as it is possible, all promiscuous
gatherings of people.
Hand to mouth infection is another
important means by which "flu" . and
the other communicable diseases are
contracted. In the course of the day,
the hands become contaminated with
germs. Therefore, the hands should
be thoroughly washed before eatizig.

The dangers from the use of the com-
mon drinking .cup, the roller towel
and eating utensils that,have not been
properly cleansed and sterilized should
be borne in mind.
Keep Up Body Resistance
Keep up the body resistance; insist
on thorough ventilation at all times;
exercise daily in the open air; guard



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TUT LE.
A Place to bring your friends
Nowhere is the food better
Nowhere is the service more prompt

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ted him for a female im-
Anxious to make the
cess, Tinney consented to
with the distinct under-
it he omit it at the first
as he could never feel
inine togs. Of course the
never came, and so he
led.
L OF MUSIC
ERT TONIGHT
students of the School of
appear in a public recital
ock this evening at the
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ke at Evening; Night Winds
....Griffin
se Etude. ........Poldini
Elizabeth Schwier
rhy Harp...........Woodman
Death to Either Shall Come
............,..........Hom er
Song .............Bemberg
Thelma Stealey
ne ............... Bach-Busoni
Evelyn Pace
.................Tschaikovsky
aan Tango ...........Carpenter
Max Ewing
inds in the South.......Scott
Frances Crandall
e and Nocturne (left hand)
.................... .Scriabin
o, Op. 16........Mendelssohn
Marian Bland
Louise Maxwell, Accompanist

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they won't be over-charged for it.
And the second thing they do, if
they live in this town, is to look
up our address or telephone num-
ber. So, for your convenience
we're printing them in this ad.
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820SO. MAIN ST.,
Phone $468

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to the, Arms; Conference: in,

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your letter-all noth-
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"GREAT MEN AT THE ARMS CONFERENKE" By Herbert S. Case,
Yasaka Takagi, Grad., who was there and brought back the real hot

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stuff

An interview with
for CHIMES.

"THE BLACK SHEEP BAAS"
need we say more?

By G. DE

He discusses Books generally and specifically;

"FROM STATE STREET TO WALL STREET" By Earl D. Babst, '93.
King" of Wall Street, this is a reminising article that really reminisces.

Written by the "Sugar

"LIZA THINKS THE HOP GREAT FUN" By Donald Coney, '24.
with one of the girls who had just the dandiest time.

Written after an interview

"LIGNTNIN'" By Jack Jay; '25.
rated the third prize.

Which the judges of our recent short story contest decided

U N DERWOOD
Standard


"HALF A CENTURY OF J-HOP HISTORY" By George Sloan, '24L
hensive, undoubtedly the best history of that institution that we have

The first and most compre-
seen.

"A GLIMPSE AT COLLEGE CONTEMPORARIES: I. HIO STATE" By
Jr., '23. The first of a series of college articles which bids fair to rival that of
expose -of our rival to the south by one who knows.

M. Bowerman,
Smart Set. An


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TABLE

"ON ICE - MICHIGAN'S HOCKEY PROSPECTS"
on the Puck Pushers.

By -larry Grundy, '23.

The very latest

"LES MISERABLES"

By Hardy Hoover, '23.

The Fourth of a series of Novelettes.

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The lightest Portable
where cased for travel

And all those departmefts: Editorials, Exchanges,,and some Poetry,-the
latter is the real stuff. Clem Smith is looking it over for 4s and he knows

February

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