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FFICAL NEWSPAPS. OF THE UNIVRSITY
.XICA of MICHIGAN
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MANAGING EDITOR..........BREWSTER P. CAMPBELL
Assistant Managing Editor...............Hugh W. Hitchcock
City Editor -...............................E. P. Lovejoy, Jr.
N4idt Editor- -
R R.E. Adams G. P. Overten
t john' P. Dawson M. B. Stahl
Edward-Iamtrebt Paul Watzel
tditorial Beard Chairman...*.........-L. Armstrong Kern
Leo.' Herhdorfer . R. Meis
Sunday Magazine Editor...............Thoruten W. Sargent, Jr.
Ixchange Editor.'...........................George E. Sloan
Mausic Editor...................... .....,...Sidney B. Coates
Sporting Editor ...................-.. --.George Reindel
Women's ditor ......... -..-... -ElizabethVickery
ifun r .Iditor- ..............................- ER. -Mess
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e SATURDAY, JANUARY 21, 1922
Night Editor-G. P. OVERTON
Assistant-J. E. Mack
Proofreaders-J M. Bulkey
A. K. Goodman
WIT VS. SMUT
WV en Prof. E. G. Sihker, of New York univer
city, recently branded the contents of that institu-
bon's imtorous publication as "undesirable" rather
than. 'witty", he struck a key-note which gained the
hearty'atccrd of thousands who, during the last few
years,:bave read similar.college magazines through-
out tlhecozitry with increasing disgust. One glance
hroudgh th average campus periodical of this type
--eveals a sad lack of anything clever. Instead the
Qwiiters have given themselves over to seeing how
much of the risque they can suggest without act-
lally telling;, and how close they can come to smut
without actually employing obscene expressions.
Cettain eastern publications lead in this unenvia-
le retrogression. They have achieved perfection
n the .suggestiveness.of their drawings. They have
deyeloped beautifully that type of paragraph in
.which the description of a spicy situation works
ever closer to a seemingly inevitable and rispue
iemax, and whose sole claim to humor is in the
sudden insertion of a less filthy denouement than
the reader has been led to expect. They attain that
point of doubtfulness which causes maidens to
gather in private and pore with furtive glances over
their copy, much as they would over a forbidden

novel stolen from the, family library.
Such. publications,' if circulated only within the
universities themselves would - be undesirable
enough, but they go farther. The humor magazine
inevitablj firds its way to the homes of friends, and
in its .columns the outside world sees reflected the
typical college life - at present a reflection of li-
quor, wild women, and general, frivolity. Such an
agent cannot but perpetuate the still somewhat prev-
alent dea of the collegiate youth sowing his wild
oats along the campus walk.
With a..secret pride Michigan has heard her own
humo: publication, the Gargoyle, termed by eastern
~chools,"an old-maid -magazine", or more politely,
Y'oie'of corriparatively puritan tastes". Though Gar-
goy e. is cmring alog nicely now, it is to be hoped
that she will.hesitate and take stock of herself in
time to keep her name from being placed alongside
those of othei college publications, intheir relent-
less effort 'to' make Whizz Bang and Hot Dog un-
necessary to the American public.
College students almost invariably see the bright
side of. life. This, together .with their spirit of
youth and their ever-changiiig personnel, should
make possible an abundance and quality. of wit su-
-perior to that obtainable from outside sources. If
the college hyxumpi- periodical, however, cannot de-
pend ;upon the.clverness of its lines for effective-'
ness, and must stoop to -the use of unadulterated
stnut, then its presence in' the university is a hin-
drance rather tan a help, and tbose 'engaged in its
production would better benefit their. campus by
applying their~ energies to some more worth while

A DREAM FOR MICHIGAN ART
The scope of the departments of painting, sketch-
ing and the like at Michigan has never broadened1
out quite as much as is desirable, and the benefits
to be derived from courses in art appreciation have
been stunted in their growth, simply because of the
fact that we have never had on the campus any sort
of a structure in which to combine art display with
actual courses in appreciation and era ftsmanship.
We have Alumni Memorial hall, of course, with its
several small galleries. Furthermore, we have, in
the Engineering building, laboratories equipped for
the teaching of drawing and painting. But a fusion
of our two art departments into a separate school
has never been brought about, and we have no place
in which to house such a division of the University,
even were it to be formed. We need a museum
and a series of art laboratories here at Michigan,
and we need them badly; but the structure thus far
has remained scarcely more than a dream.
Perhaps the Michigan art building will continue
to remain a-dream and nothing more, though quite
frequently visions have more or less basis in fact.
Of course, if a campus art museum and workshop
were to be constructed here, it would have to be a
gift. Nevertheless, many of our finest buildings,
the dormitories, Hill auditorium and the Union, for
example, have been made possible, either through
private donations or by some form of popular sub-
scription, and it is not inconceivable that we event-
ually might be able to acquire the funds necessary
to construct here a building to be devoted to art
work exclusively. Thereafter, through a fusion of
the art departments of the architects with courses
in art appreciation offered by the Literary col-
lege, and by the incorporation of both in this new
structure, a long ch-rished dream of the University
might finally be realized.
Michigan needs just this sort of thing, a verita-
ble home of art on the campus, if she is to become
and remain the center of culture in the West.
RETURN THOSE BLUE BOOKS
A good deal of emphasis has been laid on the fact
that we are seldom given the opportunity to study
our shortcomings by perusing returned "blue
books". We write an examination, and that is apt to
be the last we will see of it. Only occasionally do we
find any instructors returning examinations with in-
terlinings of a nature calculated to aid us in our
work through the remainder of the course.
Some rule that would make it necessary for mem-
bers of the faculty to return papers after they have
been marked ought to be decidedly helpful to the
student. Though this need not mean necessarily
that finals would be returned also, still if some pro-
vision were made whereby the last examination of
the semester might be secured if a marn wished to
look it over, the number taking advantage of such
an arrangement very probably would warrant its
continuation.
"We profit by our mistakes", the old saying goes,
and certainly the student should be given the op-
portunity of learning just what his errors have
been.
No doubt if Michigan men keep turning out as
enthusiastically for track as they have the past two
or three weeks, we all will be highly pleased over
the result of our indoor meet with Chicago on
February 18.
T ie Telescope
A Retribution What Is
Dear Erm: The other night I escorted
A newly acquainted girl
Home.
And as we chatted at the doorstep
She told me she was treasurer
Of her house club
And I jokingly
Said I would have to take her out
Some evening
But she replied it's no use
For I find it harder than anything
To collect from the girls

Whereupon I answered you're
Absolutely wrong there
I find it pretty easy
So in order to prove she was right
She walked into the house
Without even saying
Good Night. -Paulus.
Concerning Oil
About this time of the' year the student begins
burning the midnight oil in his room; in a couple
of months he will begin burning it again in his
speedster.
The Student's Rubaiyat
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Parker indeed is zone with all his wine
And Larry Damm's has yielded to the hand of time,
But many a copper still its owner serves,
And rich bootleggers thrive in every clime.
- Coo Cooed.
A Worthy Sample
From CAJ have come some most interesting con-
tributions which will not be priritad. but instead
will be kept on file for those who desire to see the
kind of humor that some eastern college magazines
are wont to publish.
Famous Closing Lines
"Penalized for 'holding," said the speculator as
his stock dropped fifteen points.
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