Timid Or Aggressive Eros .Ta Warning from The Campus Clock KNOWLEDGE IN BOOKS -and far from the least of these, as every successful person knows, is the bank book. acquire the bank book habit and you will succeed. ay it by check, it is the easiest and safest way. 'ARMERS & MECHANICS BANK South Main Street. 330 South State Street (Nickels Arcade) Member Federal System TWO PIIONES PHONE '" ffome of 8ner iri to emphasize the fact that we are prepared give the promptest' service possible. end Your Garments Here Because . s C- HOEMFenERGINE F We wish to SE (By W. Bernard Butler) The timid or aggressive frosh should take warning from this story of the campus cloack, lest a similar calamity befall him in cranking hisi Big Ben or in inducing his dollar pocket variety to keep time. Even the wise and dignified senior has often wondered what super- natural power sends the great hands of the tower clock around its four huge faces with such a wide diversion of time for each. At aVy instant one can observe at least four separate, distinct, and different times of the day, depending, upon the angle of ob- servation or the individual face. Even now there are times when the hands indicate the hour of 11, but the bell tolls eight o'clock. It appears that the hands of the clock and the bell clappers are propelled by the descent of four 1800 pound weights that re- quire the attention of two men once a week. Occasionally these men have added inspiration to wind the clock as quickly as possible, for prolonging the job of winding four 1800 weights to the aggregate height of 40 feet is no adventure to which even a giant ?would relish. Laboring under some such incentive, two men, it is said, made extreme haste to complete their assigned work. The Falling Apple. But the mass of metal in the south- west corner of the tower made too rapid a response, and either snapped its steel cable or bent the hook which had suspended it in midair. Newton's experience with the falling apple was no more startling to him, than what happened to the surprise *nd fear of those near the clock tower, for when 1800 pounds of pig iron drop ten feet or so, something is bound to happen. A six or eight inch beam or a deal of brickwork meant a little to the plunging monster. We are told that the dazed and shell-shocked immedi- ate inmates of the engineering shops building or offices rushed out without discretion as to exits in mortal fear that the activities of the Black Hand had been successful in placing a sup- ply of bombs in their beloved tower. Incidentally four new steel cables have been replaced their ancestors, a new hook secures the fugitive weight, and a campus bricklayer found employment. I Ye Moral. Since the "explosion" the potential energy of 1800 weights has been given its due respect and reverence, lest the clock, the tower, and its aides be no more. Obviously the moral of our) little tale is expressed in the title of that recent song hit called: "Mind, Little Frosh, How You Wind Your Clock-It may Blow Up In Your Pocket!" READ THESE AND STAY OUT OF JAIL "Don't break the city ordinances and expect to get away with it and not pay the penalty," was the procla- mation issued to the people of Ann Arbor yesterday by Thomas O'Brien, Chief of Police, in view of the large number of recent violations of city ordinances. Given below is his list of "Don'ts" which apply to everyone. "Don't play ball in the streets." "Don't ride a bicycle on the side- walk." "Dont speed (fifteen miles per hour is the limit within city)." "Don't drive your car after dark without proper light." "Don't fail to park parallel to curb on State and on Main streets." "Don't fail to drive to right of inter- sections when turning from one street to another." "Don't drive a car without an oper- ator's license and don't allow anyone to drive your car that has not an operator's license." "Don't forget that the driver of a car to your right at the intersection has the-right of way." "Don't park within 25 feet of a fire hydrant." "Don't keep a dog around without a state or city licensee. All bull dogs must be muzzled the year around, whether in leash or not." 'PLANS FOR CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH NOW BEING PREPARED Plans for a new Congregational church at the corner of WilliHms and State streets will soon be submitted by Prof. L. H. Boynton of the archi- tectural department, 'who has been working on them during the summer months. Though little definite information is given out by Prof. E. C. Goddard chairman of the building committee, he states that the seating capacity of the new structure will be more than 1500. The seating capacity of the persent building is only 800. 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