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EDITORIAL STAFF
Telephone 2414
MANAGING EDITOR .......... BREWSTER P. CAMPBELL
Assistant Managing Editor..................Hugh W. Hitchcock
City Editor .. ............................ E. P. Lovejoy, Jr.
Night Editors-
R E. Adams G. P. Overton
Edward Lambrecht M. B. Stahl
HugnstonaMcBain. Paul Watzel
editorial Board Chairman.........................T. J. Whinery
Assistants-
S. T. Beach E. R. Meiss
L. A. Kern Leo Hershdorfer
Sunday Magazine Editor................Thornton W. Sargent, Jr.
Exchange Editor.................................George E. Sloan
Adusic Editor...................................Sidney B. Coates
Sporting Editor.............................. George Reindel
Women's Editor!.............................Elizabeth Vickery
Humor Editor ................................... E R. Meiss
Assistants
R. N. Byers L. L. Fenwick B. H. Lee
W. B. Butler H. B. Grundy J. E. Mack
A. D. Clark Agnes Hotmquist athrine Montgomery
Harry C. Clark H. E. Howlett R. C. Moriarity
JP. Comstock Marion Kerr R. B. Tarr
ohn P. Dawson L. S. Kerr Virginia Tron
".A. Donahue M. A. Klaver DorothyWipple
W. F. Elliott Marion Koch L. .v.'ost

denatured program of the kind of music a college
glee and mandolin club should produce, and the
kind with which the Harvard, the Cornell, and
other clubs are making nationwide successes. The
management of the club is to be commended upon its
resolve to eliminate vaudeville and inappropriate ele-
ments from its program.
But there is another aspect to the question of a.
Michigan Glee and Mandolin club which must be
considered entirely apart from anything else. Mich-
igan needs the club. Michigan must continue to
keep her name before the young men and women of
the nation, and there is no other single element out-
side athletic prowess which can do that as can a
glee and mandolin club. Michigan must not be
forced to take a back seat to any in her musical
club, the thing which should be spreading her fame
the country over.
The New York alumni have called for a Glee
club concert for years. Those all the way from New
York to San Francisco are doing the same thing.
They say "We must have something Michigan here,
and soon!" The-club attempted to answer this call
in the coast trip of i919 and will again attempt to
answer that call, as no other Michigan organization
can. This will only be possible if the student body
.supports the club in Ann Arbor so it can make those
trips.
With the best program in years, and an appeal
which real Michigan men and women cannot re[use
the Glee and Mandolin club expects the support of
the student body Tuesday night.
BE THEREI
IN OUTGROWN QUARTERS
Among the more observing students on the cam-
pus, and particularly those who have had cause to
avail themselvs of the University Health service,
it has become clearly obvious that if this department
-is to continue to function properly it must have new
housing facilities. The records of the service are
kept by stenographers and secretaries who are boxed
up in a narrow enclosure which passes as an of-
fice. The waiting room is small and unattractive,
while the doctors' offices and examination rooms are
far from being adequate for efficient work. The
number of students that are treated by the Health
service has steadily grown, but if the efficiency of
the work performed by the men in charge is to con-
tinu9 at its present standard, or to improve, some-
thing must be done to provide a larger and better
adapted building in which the work can continue.

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BUSINESS MANAGER .............VERNON F. HILLERY
Advertising .........................F. M. Heath, A. J. Parker
Publication.............................Nathan W . Robertson
Accounts .................................. John J. Hamels, Jr.
Circulation Herold C. Hunt
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Burr L. Robbins Richard Cutting H. Willis Heidbreder
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SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1921
Night Editor-PAUL WATZEL
Assistant-A.-D. Clark
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C. R. Betron
WHAT IS YOUR PLEASURE?
The problems which a college newspaper must
confront, analyze, and solve are peculiar to itself.
The Daily aims and desires to be of service to
the campus. It aims to give the campus the news,
and information, in which it, the campus, has an
interest. It distributes this news mainly, through its
news columns. In the past few years The Daily, as
an institution, has grown tremendously. It has in-
creased its paid circulation, and stimulated the feel-
ing that to begin the day correctly, one should read
The Daily.
With every possible effort, the editors fight the
occasional allegation that news columns are closed
against certain cliques, organizations and persons.
No news that has general interest, and is news, in
the best sense, is barred from The Daily. The
problems of weighing news are many, and they
must be handled, in the majority of cases, by a vary-
ing group. Some idea of the complexity of this ma-
'chine will be given in the near future. The Daily
will hold "open nights", and expeditions will be con-
ducted of any desiring - to see and hear the ways
and means - which make possible this publication.
Reasons for this are plain - we hope to kindle a
greater understanding of the problems of a college
newspaper.
In line with the "being of service" idea, the news
columns have carried requests to send to the City
Editor any suggestions as'to what The Daily might
handle, as news, editorials, or in advertising, to be
of more value. More interest has been aroused, it
seems, as to whether results forthcame, than as to
what the results were. There have been sugges-
tions - there will be more. We reiterate, we know
we are not perfect, but constructive suggestions
will be of more importance than mere knocks. The
latter are so numerous as to be ordinary. The for-
mer so few as to be desired.
Should the people of this University stop to think
there is no doubt that they could call to mind va-
rious tracts of information which are available on
the campus. We have here, at Michigan, men and
women better fitted to answer, with greater intelli-
gence than is usually obtainable, almost any sane
question.
We have the potential capabilities of solving any
real immediate problem - which has practical ap--
plicat'ion to people's happiness. The editors of The
Daily can conceive of no more worthy aim than to
be an instrument in such a service. What, ladies
and gentlemen, is your pleasure?
ATTENDTHAT CONCERT
A serious attempt by the Glee and Mandolin club
to present a program which will not only be good
musically but will appeal to popular tastes will be
presented Tuesday night in Hill auditorium. With a
program of undoubted merit, the club is making a
strong bid for the place in campus popularity which
it must have to continue its existence.
The club has taken the bit in its teeth this year,
and in spite of opposition returned to a real, in-

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Church Bells

(With apologies to E. A. Poe)
Hear the churches with their bells,
Leaden bells;
What an awful jangling from their rusty old
throat wells,
With their clanging, clanging, clanging,
Early on a Sunday morn;
With their all-pervading wanging,
And their hideous banging, banging,
Sunday's of its quiet shorn;
Like an automatic hammer
Still more odious comes their clamor,
Like a thousand dropping anvils in a half-a-
hundred hells
Comes the racket from the bells,
Bells, bells, bells,
From our sanctimonious Sunday morning bells.
-Vee Dee.
Stories We Don't Believe
A West Virginia farmer retires at 9 o'clock each
night. Owing to a peculiar formation of the hills
surrounding his farm, he yells out of the window
"Get up" just before going to sleep, and the echo
comes back in the morning at 5 and wakes him up.
-Ermine.
Quoth Eppie Taf:
Sweet Dolly Bayen,
She is no more!1
She went a-playin'
With her pa's fourty-four.
- Cicero.
Stolen Thunder
"Mr. Interlocttor, can you tell me the difference
between a bicycle and a cabbage ?"
"No, Mr. Bones, I can't. Tell us, please, what is
the difference between a bicycle and a cabbage."
"If you don't know, you shore'd be a fine onue to
send after a cabbage."
The entire company will now execute, "A plumber
can carry his tools but his pipe must always be
lead." -Sun Dial.
No-Wonderl
The murderer had a level mind,
The prison keeper said,
Until they took him to the block,
And there he lost his head.
-Ivan Hoe.
Stolen Thunder
_"You don't mind if I leave my bat on, do you?"
asked the sweet young thing of the little short man
in the seat behind her at the movies.
"Not at all, Miss! Not at all!" replied the little
man. "I enjoy looking at bargains."
- Judge.

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