THE MICHIGAN DAILY FRIDAY, OCTOBER 28, r trk tg tn t1 . p OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN PuIlished every morning except Monday during the Univer- ety year by the Board in Control of Student Publications. MEMBER OP THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and the local news published therein. Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second class nmatter. Sunscription by carrier or mail, $3.50. Offices: Ann Arbor Press building,. Maynard Street. Phones: Business, 96o, Editorial, 2414. Communications not to exceed 300 words, if signed, the sig- nature not necessarily to appear in print, but as an evidence of faith, and notices of events will be published in The Paily' at the discretion of the Editor, if left at or mailed to The Daily office. Unsigned communications will receive no consideration. 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It is a strange psychology which prompts men to boast continually when their own side is winning, but to lie down in spiritless agony and give up the ghost as soon as the tide turns against them. But something exactly like this is seen in the attitude of a large part of the campus on the subject of this year's football. We win, and we praise; we lose, and we knock. And this at a time when the coach and team need our support as they never needed it before. Our whole viewpoint is based on an old over-fed illusion that we are a little better than anyone else. For years we have won everything, and we have fairly grown into complete possession and contin- ued utterance of the cry of the Pharisee, "0 Lord, I thank thee that I am not as other men !" But that cry was made for peace; not war; and now, when we are bucking the biggest in the country, when we are going up against the kind of football that no one ever before experienced, in spite of all the mch-lauded rowdiness of the old days, our cry is worthless. The result is that we pick up our little tin hammer of complaint, and away we go on the warpath of gloom.. It-is about time that this sort of thing was brought to an end. Why should the loss of one game turn us so topsy-turvy? Consider Minnesota, who has hardly won a game for two years. Consider the Illini, former champions, who have two defeats and no victories on their 1921 Conference slate. Then remember that, although we have always praised the- football of the East, our own Chicago, last year badly defeated by Michigan, is able to crow over Princeton, while Indiana, admittedly one of the weakest sisters of the Big Ten, was recently downed by glorified Harvard by a score of but 19 to o. Michigan is up against a football power with which can be compared that of no other section of the country. She is fighting the hardest of hard battles, and, if she should lose occasionally, we still have absolutely no excuse for throwing down our megaphones and mourning over lost glory. The Pharisee never accomplished anything and never will. He is a non-entity and a drag. Let's forget our old self-glorified howl, forget the days of continued victories, and live in the present. We have a chance this week-end to boost the team, and it is about time our-energies were turned toward its aid rather than toward a continual complaining of the work of squad and coach. Psychology is a great thing. Get a Horn!t 'THE WOMEN'S BUILDING DRIVE A number of years ago the men of Michigan commenced a drive among students and alumni for funds to build themselves a center of recreation and activities. This culminated recently in the con- struction of the Michigan Union, a student social institution which has since been the model for structures of the same character in universities throughout the United States. Today the women of Michigan are starting their first definite campaign to obtain a building to house their activities and to afford them recreational ad- vantages. Their plan to obtain money is similar to that employed by the men. The initial drive is be- ing directed toward the enrollment of every Michi- gan woman as a life member of the Women's league. After this has been accomplished the alum- nae will be asked for aid. A sum of $5oo,ooo must be raised before the University will furnish a site for the project, while the total expenditure is ex- pected to be $,00,00. This afternoon at 4 o'clock President Marion L. Burton will open the life membership drive of the Women's league. There is no reason why the women of Michigan should not be able to obtain a structure equally as complete, as admired, and as copied by other universities as that of the men of Michigan. A generous response from the present student body will prove the greatest incentive to- wards stretching the giving power of those who have finished their college days. DISCOURAGE THE SCALPER Previous to the football game last Saturday much evidence of ticket scalping was noted. In public places and in front of the gates at Ferry field seats were sold at prices which were in some cases five times as high as their original cost. In modern society the ticket scalper is as much out of place as the more violent kinds of robbers. There may have been a time when his tricks were winked at but it has come to be realized that profit- eering on seats is the bane of amusements relying on public financial support. The light of publicity. has pointed out its evils and scalping has been pro- 'hibited by law. That a Michigan student should engage in the practice is a discredit to the University. When an applicant signs up for a ticket to one of the game's he enters a moral obligation not to sell it for more than the established price. But what is more there is a legal side to the question. Incorporated in the statutes of Michigan is a law which clearly states that ticket scalping is prohibited and is punishable by the judiciary machinery of the state. Morally and legally obligated not to sell tickets for more than their original price, the student who takes part in it is doing so at his own risk. He can hardly expect the University authorities or law to look with favor upon him and should receive no encouragement from those he holds up. Tomorrow several hundred Michigan rooters will invade Urbana. Perhaps you will be among them. Illinois will welcome you. You will arrive full of pep and enthusiasm. In your excitement remember to do nothing that will reflect on the good name of the University. Let Illinois know that Michigan has come, but when you depart, do so with an invitation to return. Furthermore we wish to retain the advantage of football specials in the future. So in coming home don't vent your jubilation on railway property. "Police hear dog bite girl," declares the Detroit News. The force must be equipped with ear-trum- pets. Take the old I WILL idea to Illinois. The Telescope IMPRESSIONS Joe's, Obit 1918 Lusty laughs, a snatch of song The crash of an upturned chair, Bantering jeers for a muddled jest, And a veil of blue in the air. -Phil Pack, '8. Chicago. "Do you know the difference between a woman and a parasol?" "Yes, you can close the parasol." Quoth Eppie Taff: Most even-tempered man in town, Yet everyone is glad That he has started going down 'Cause he was always mad. Pardon Our English Sense of Humor! In the above joke about the parsol, we just found out that the difference is this: "You can shut the parasol up." Thanks for your indulgence. It Won't Happen Again, Sir There was a young freshman, quite dumb, Who too late to classes would come, When questioned one day Why he acted that way Said, "A half a loaf's better than none." - 0. Y. Knott. An Old One, But Irs Timely "Have you any children?" demanded the land- lord. "Yes," replied the would-be tenant solemnly, "six - all in the cemetery." "Better there than here," said the landlord, and he proceeded to fill out the lease. Soon the children returned from the cemetery where they had been playing, but too late to annual the contract. - Teddy Bear. Songs of the Immortals We make our bow To Mary Aultz, She still knows how To dance a waltz. Famous Closing Lines "Sleep tight," said his friends as they dragged him in and threw him on the bed, ERM. .. .I DETROIT UNITED LINES Ann Arbor and Jackson TIME TABLE (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Expresscars-6.os a. in., 7 :o5 a. mn., S8: io a. mn. and hourly to 9 :to P. M. Jackson Express cars (local stops of Ann Arbor), 9:48 a. m. and every two hours to 9:48 p. m". Local Cars East Bound-5:55 a.m., 7:00 a. m. and every two hours, to 9 :oo p. in., i2 :o0 p. mn. To Ypsilanti only--11:40 P. im., 12.25 a.mi., 1:15 a, m To Saline, change at Ypsilanti. Local cars West Bound-7:5o a. m., 2:44 p. Chbamber of Commerce Inn We Cater to Banquets, Society Gatherings and Private Parties in addition to our regular high class Cafe Service, Cor. Ann and Fourth PhoneF6 rt To Jackson and Kalamazoo-Limited 8:48,1 :481 a. mi., 12:48, 2:48, 4:48. To Jackson and Lansing-Limited: P. M. cars: 8:48 1921 OCTOBER 2 16 28 80 10 17 24 81 4 11 25 6 12 19 26 6 20 27 7 14 21 28 1921 1 8 16 2.2 29 NOTICE TO MEN We do all kinds of high-class Hat work at pre-war prices. Hats turned inside out, with all new trimmings, are as good as new. FACTORY HAT STORE 617 PACKARD STREET Telephone 1792 EAT! -AT THE - PEARL DINING ROOMS GOOD HOME COOKING 3 Meals ..........$7.50 Lunch and Dinner... 6.50 Breakfast and Dinner 5.75 IT IS WORTH A TRIAL 1030 EAST UNIVERSITY AVE. Get in On This This week's special brick is going to be the best ever. It will have three layers as usual: choco- late, vanila and grape nut. ^ _ o . .-' may" ,. .. ,.-- r . .= . « Kindly send in orders by 9:00 P. M. Saturday. TRUBEY' S 218 SOUTH MAIN Phone 166 NOTE:-WE SERVE LIGHT LUNCIES. I I ' WI U I-I.t J Th( qi I E 213 1 Log Log Slide Rules AT GRAHAM'S Both ends of the diagonal balk ordially. ivites you to attend the opeingoftheir new store atf Friday evening, October 28, 1921 at eight o'clock aality will be tendered you as has eretofore been our custom at the Nickels Arcade store. ahlady gest will be presented with a -souvenir. Bl t e V o s m p E LIBERTY NICKELS ARCADE Members of the Florists Telegram Delivery U...