1 1 1L lVIJL Ii VL'71 r 1.! 11 LL 1 sNo More Moans Scribe; ) '18 Will Swell This Dirge (By Leo. J. Niershdorfer) Well, guess the old town' full of pep today, all right. The old boys are back. Sorta looking the old home- stead over. Giving it the double 0, as they don't allow you to say in rhetoric classes. Everything ready for the big game. New stands down on Ferry field, tickets for everybody this year and lots of other good things to make the blankety-blanks and the ninety naughts feel at home, But- There is a BUT, and its something, which couldn't be helped. Joe Park- Before,'boys used to gather 'round the old tables and have general good time. Sang Michigan songs-celebrat- ed victories-told funny stories.- Everybody was hail-fellow, well-met, come in and sit down. That is, ex- cept the freshman. Joe brought up the foaming schooners and you blew the top off yourself. Everybody was happy. Good for them-not so good for us. Hates Fond Thoughts Naughty Naughty! Shouldn 't Act So The following is a letter which ap- peared some days back in the com- munication column of the Varsity,' University of Toronto daily. "Fresh- ettes".refers to freshmen women. Pity the poor editor. Editor, The Varsity, Dear Sir: I wish to call your attention to a matter which has been causing con- siderable trouble of a serious nature in University college. The practice of the Freshettes, who are wearing their Sunday clothes to lectures on week days, is decidedly odious to the girls this misuse of the wardrobe, and I hope our first friends will see the thing in its proper light and leave Sunday things for the Sabbath. Sincerely yours, FAIRPLAY. CONVICTED GANGSTER DRAWS LIFE SENTENCE FOR MURDER "Guilty of murder in the first degree" was the jury's verdict given Wednes- day upon Sam Moceri,tItalian gangster of Detroit, who with five other men, is accused of having shot and killed George Burg and his hired man last July at Burg's farm one and one half miles southeast of Saline, Mich. Judge Sample a few hours later at the county court sentenced the condemned man to life imprisonment and solitary con- finement. Some wonderful ties; Cheney cra- vats, knitted ties, and plain silks. 85c to $2.00. Davis Toggery Shop, 119 So. Main St.-Adv. 1'AK( DELIV TELEPHONE 2700 TRUNKS 'N EVERYTHING Now the only good it is-fond thoughts. are great-something we get out of Fond thoughts to write, about LAST TIMES TODAY THOMAS H. I N CE PRESENTS HIS DRAMA OF TODAY "MOTHER O'MINE" SHOWING MATINEE- 2:00 AND 3:30 EVENING- 7:00 AND 8:30 LAST FEATURE STARTS AT 9:00 P. M. er's is no more, sad and gloomy though it be. Seems as if it had to be. Ann Arbor Chamber of Commerce took it over-turned it over, too. Not What She Used to Be The grand old place is changed. She's not what she used to be. How come? Trend of the times, brother, trend of the times. Glance at the picture of the old tap room, and dry your eyes., Brings back sweet memor- ies. In days of yore it was a com- mon sight. Now even the thought of it is enough to drive a man to drink. That's pretty tough too, because he's got no place to go. Lots of 'em feel inspired to write poetry. Seems like a case of choosing the lesser of two evils. to the one and only back home. Not much good for anything else. They blame it on the war. Feel sorry for tihe war. They blame every- thing on it. Haircuts up in prices, taxes on sodas, short skirts, golf suits, blue books,-the war's fault. Blame Mars, Volstead It wasn't the war alone for Park- er's case. No sire. This man Vol- stead must have slipped Big Boy Mars an earful-and look what they both did. Well, guess we better cheer up. Sweet memories-bah! A new linen shirt with collar at- tached. A noved shade of tan. You havenevernseen anything like it $3.50. Davis Toggery Shop, 119 So. Main St.--Adv. of senior years. We do not wish to appear as knockers, but simply to point out that these newcomers are outraging the customs and traditions of old Varsity. Take the case of one of my chums in Queen's Hall. She has always dress- ed both simply and tastefully, and is an all-round sport. During the last year she has been receiving marked attentions from a member of 2T2 Vic. By chance, he was introduced to a Freshette who goes around the halls with a "Straight from Paris" look. Since then he has been taking her to every conceivable place of amusement and neglecting my unfortunate friend. This is only one instance of the misunderstandings which result from A WONDER CAST. A BEAUTIFUL STORY. WHAT IS YOUR FAITH? DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE OLD ADAGE THAT A PERSON'S LIFE IS PLANNED, OR DO YOU THINK ONE MAKES AND BREAKS YOUR WORLD- LY ASPIRATIONS? YOU WILL LAUGH AND CRY FI AS THE STORY UNFOLDS TO YOU. WHITE SWAN LAUNDRY CO. Ltd. At the Arcade after the Game STARTING TOMORROW Adolph 27uinr presents ., . -SUNDAY SCHEDULE MATINEE- 1:30, 3:00, 4:30 I i &L1sie le uo "Footl~~ * EVENING- 7:00 AND Our Work and 8:30 Service is LIZZIE PARSONS, born New England and "scraping b in a cheap variety show. Then- Lisa Parsinova, "ze gr-r-r-f Russian actress,") idolized by n lions. Thus,.on a bluff, she lived- t most varied and fascinating rc beautiful Elsie Ferguson ei played. In the picture many striki costumes are worn, creations most prominent modistes in Pa and New York. She wears necklace of rare quality - a g of the.Rajah of India to Que Victoria at the time of her coy nation. It's magnificent. the best. 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