THE MICHIGAN DAILY ... OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN Published every morning except Monday during the University year by the Board in Control of Student Publimations. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Am clated Praes is exclusively entitled isthe u. e r republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited is this paper and the lcal aew, published theein. Entered at the postoae at Asa Aos. Meign. as secoad class mate. Subscription by carrier or mail, $3.se. Offices: Ann Arbor Press Building, Maynard Street. Pheses: Business, 6o:; Editorial. 34z4. Communlctlions not to exceaed 3o0 words. If signed, the signa- ture not necessarily to appear in print but as an evidence of faithi and notices of events will be publised in The Daily at the discre- tion of the Editor, if left at or mailed to The Daily office. Unsigned communications will receive no consideration. Ns manuscript will be returned unless the writer incloses postage. The rDaily does not necessarily endorse thesentiments expressed in the communications. EDITORIAL STAFF Telephone 2414 MANAGING EDITOR............BREWSTER P. CAMPBELIL News Editor...........................Joseph A. Bernstein City'Editor..................... ...............James B. Young Ass't City Editor......................... .....Marion Kerr Night Editors-- R. E. Adams G. P. Ovbrton Jogn P. Dawon M. B. Stahl Edward Lasmbrecht Paul Watzel Frank McPike Editorial Board Chairman............ ..I. Armstrong Kern Editorial Board- Leo Hershdorfer E. R. Meiss C. T. Andrews Sunday Magazine Editor........ .Thornton W. Sargent, Jr. Exchange ]editor........................George E. Sloan Music Editor ....................Sidney B. Coates Sporting Editor...............................George Reindel Conference Editor..........................Harry B. Grundy *Women's Editor ...".... ............Elizabeth Vickery Humor Editor.'..............................-.-.E. R. Meiss Assistants Maurice Berman 1 A.Donahue Marion Koch Jack D. Briscoe Dorothy G. Geltz J.Ii,. Mack W. B. Butler H. B. Grundy Kathrine Montgomeryv R. N. Byers Winona A. Hibbard R. C. Moriarty A. D. Clark Harry D. Hoey Lillian Scher Harry C. Clark Marion Kerr R. B. Tarr Evelyn J. Coughlin Victor Klein Virginia Tryon BUSINESS STAFF Telephone S60 BUSINESS MANAGER..........VERNON F. HILLERY Advertising..............................Albert J. Parker Advertising....................-----.-........John J. Hamel, Jr. Publication....... .....................Nathan W. Robertson Accounts.....................................Walter K. Scherer Circulation..................................Herold C. Hunt right to be, but later this same man went to another Middle Western university and bestowed the same praise on a similar type of publication in that insti- tution. How, it may be asked, can two distinct magazines of the same type each be the best in the same field? The answer is obvious - it is impos- sible. So it stands to reason, then, that the praise of this man is to be counted for naught, and the editors of both magazines will have to wait until some fair-minded individual comes along to learn whether the flattering remarks which were offered them were justified or not. This is but one example, but it is not the only one. Julius Caesar had his corps of fawning co- horts, as did Nero and countless other famous char- acters in history - and sooner or later their down- fall was attributed to the bowings and scrapings of their receptive flatterers. Praise is appreciated but flattery brings naught but lies, deception and treach- ery. Praise encourages and leads to further ambi- tions, while lattery encourages at first and then leads to disillusionment and destruction of ambi- tion. The flatterer has contributed little to the progress of the world. TO THE TEAM Tough luck ! But let's beat Ohio in that last game and make a good showing for-the season any- way. AN AID; NOT A MAKER Every now and then in these modern days it is customary for some one to dig up an illustration of great accomplishments being achieved by the work- ing, uneducated person. They see case after case of the man who has had no educational opportuni- ties, but who has made a great name for himself. And, with a sigh of doubtfulness they turn toward the universities and question their value as institu- tions. Pacts are indisputable. No reasonable person will attempt to deny that these illustrious few deserve all the credit in the world for making successes of themselves in spite of disadvantages. There is but one conclusion: -natural ability has no substitute. Educational institutions can only inspire and broad- en the individual; they cannot supply initiative and grey matter. The man with ambition and brains will take care of himself in an able manner, even though he is minus a good education. But it should not be held against a university or college if the graduates do not all become guiding lights in the world of affairs.- The University can improve everyone's opportunities' for success, but it cannot supply natural ability. Seniors, set aside Thursday, June I, at 4:30 in the afternoon for attendance at the Commencement rehearsal in Hill auditorium. It is imperative that you learn how to receive your diploma before the actual exercises take place. ineTeleoe Gifts -for Graduation Graham's BOTH STORES DETROIT UNITED LINES TIME TABLE Ann Arbor and Jackson (Lastern Standard Time) Detroit Limiited and Express Cars-6:oo a. in.,7:oao ,m., 8:oo a. m., 9:oo a. m. and hourly to 9:o5 p. mn. Jackson Express. Cars (local stops of Ann Arbor)-9:47 a. m. and every two hours to 9:47 P. im. Local Cars, East Bound- 55 a. m., 7:oo a. m. and every two hours to 900 p. m.; ii :oo p. m.. To Ypsilanti only-ii:40 p. m., 12:25 a. in., 1r5 a. m. To Saline, change at Ypsilanti. Local Cars, West Bound-7 :5o a. m., 2:4o p. M. To Jackson and Kalamazoo-Limited cars: 8:47, 10:47, a. ul. 12:47; 2:47, 4:47 P. in. To Jackson and Lansing-Limite4: 8:47 P. M. 1922 MAY 1922 S ff T W T F S 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14, 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 KODAK FINISHINGI Our prints are made on Velox. Materials that are Eastman *made and meth- ods that are Eastman approved, plus the ex- perience of our experts are guaranties of fin- est quality finishing. Bring us your films ~E~EIEEuEEE.YAEI5J 1 95 I SBeaumont Parks Edw. Murane J~ ames Prentiss David Park Stanley Monroe William Graulich Harvey Reed George Rock*ood E. D. Armantrout Edward Conlin Assistants Lawrence Favrot C. D. Malloch Wallace Flower Charles R. Richards Richard G. Burchell H. W. Cooper W. K. Kidder D. L.' Pierce C. I,. Hagerman S. L. Bauer C. °L. Putnam A. S. Morton James Bernard K. C. Seick4 Berbert Good H. L. Hale Arthur Hartwell A. M. White Glen Jepsen Howard Hayden 3. Blumenthal Eugene Dunne hn .CHtins 'J. S. Compton TUESDAY, MAY 30, 1922. Night Editor-HARRY C. GLARKC Assistant-Edward F. Lanbrecht AN ATHLETIC PARADISE Facilities for every type of outdoor and indoor sport recognized in the conference centralized at Ferry field, adequate provisions for indoor base- ball and football practice, an eight lap to the mile indoor track and a seventy-five yard straightway, in short, every dream for Michigan athletics is to be realized in the new Field House for which con- tracts have recently been let. The structure is to be one of the best of its kind in the country, com- paring favorably with Patten gymnasium at North- W/estern. No one who is familiar with Michigan athletics is likely to question the need of the edifice. At pres- ent basketball, track, and all other indoor sports must be housed in Waterman gymnasium. The gymnasium will only accommodate a small portion of the students who desire to attend the inside events, particularly basketball games, and it is nec- essary for the Athletic association to resort to charging for season tickets or to other practices to limit the attendance. According to present plans the new Field House will hold five times as many spectators as Waterman gymnasium. With the increased seating facilities and a larger track it will be possible to hold the Big Ten meet at Ann Arbor, something out of the question under present conditions. Baseball and football practice which suffer at present in incle- ment weather will be facilitated by ample accom- modations for these sports in the Field House. Every major sport will be stimulated by the new adventure. With the completion of the Field House the standard of athletics at Michigan should be elevated still higher. It will mean the passing away of all external handicaps to success, the progress of the teams being limited only by the zeal and ability of the contestants. FLATTERER In the human cosmos there is a special cell, fig- uratively speaking, which has for its sole function the reception of praise. Praise is that which is ac, corded to individuals who accomplish works of merit as a form of recognition for those accom- plishments, so that when a good piece of work is well done, the responsible individual generally ex- pects praise. Often, however, it has been found that there exists a certain class of men who make it a hobby of strewing garlands of praise wherever they may be. These are flatterers, fawners, and to use a harsher term, deceivers. Recently a man who has gained for himself a rep- utation in the field of letters paid a visit to the Uni- versity, and after looking over one of the more re- cent campus frublications declared that it was the best literary magazine in any American university. Naturally, the editors were pleased, as they had aJ A Freshman's Lament You know I kinda miss it Now it's gone; To wear that shabby dab I Did deplore. The rules all seemed so silly, Made me sore ; Prescribed by old tradition Of sophomore. But now it's one, And only memories faint, Do still remain; After the growing tap-pole Sheds his tail, I'yl bet he feels the same. The Pirst One The following is one of the stories that was sub mitted for consideration in our contest. We are, glad that the theme was taken from everyday life. A Sidelight on the Eighteenth Amendment Friendship Friend's hip Friends sip Friends slip On hip Breaking Friendship. In the R. F. D. BRING YOUR PANAMA AND STRAW HATS IN NOW TO BE CLEANED. 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