Ull AI[ ElSO I Urbana PLACE of the 1922 Illi- into the annals 1 the track world jpon the other c, the Conference to be held at y, March 18. Wored he winner of that e with an almost f confidence, and r Why this is so. een, or heard, or s nerformance of Of the remaining Conference teams Purdue is undoubtedly the strongest, with Ohio State close behind. The Boilermakers have exceptionally good distance men in Furnass and Harri- son and it is expected that they will garner some, points in these events. Ohio State has a stellar performer in Moorehead. He is especially adept at high Jumping and sprinting and should as a result keep his team from being whitewashed at' the champion- ship meet. It- will probably be of interest at this time to note the outstanding per- formers in each of the events that are listed for the championship next Sat- urday and let .th'e reader deliberate as to their possibilities. Five Stars in Dash In the 50 yard dash five men will bid for first place. Ayres of Illinois, Brokens of Iowa, Spetz of Wisconsin, Simmons of Michigan, and Moorehead of Ohio State are the men who will be to the fore in the sprint, the proba- ble winner certain to be one of the five. / The 60 yard low and high hurdles finds Knollin of Wisconsin, Anderson of Minnesota, and Johnson and Wal- lace of Illinois among the best in the Big Ten. Sargent of Michigan has an outside chance to plae, but he will have to show a much improved form if he is to do so. Illinois and Michigan each have two exceptionally gool performers in the 440 yard dash. Fessenden and Sweet. are the two Illini runners in this event, while the two Michigan lum- inaries are Lewis and Siemons. Iowa also has a good man in Wilson and he may win a place for his team., Competition in 880 * The 884 yard run is sure to be a real t ,: t s i Purdue is the notable star. Warthon of Illinois, Davis of Michigan and Fin- kle of Wisconsin will be the ones to battle for the other places. Osborne of Illinois, credited with a jump of 6 feet, 5 1-2 inches this year, stands out not onily as the best high jumper in the Conference, but in the entire country. Of the other jumpers Moorehead of Ohio State, McElven of Michigan, Schjoll of Minnesota, Hoff- man of Iowa and Anderson of Minne- sota are the most prominent. May Smash Vault Record The pole vault record is almost certain to fall next week. Landow- ski of Michigan and Merrick of Wis- consin, who were tied for first place with a vault of 12 fet, 9 3-4 inches at the Carnival last week, iwill take it upon themselves to do the rec- ord smashing and betwgeen them, first and second place will be prop- erly account'ed for. No other vaulter in the Conference can compare withl either of these two men, third place will probably go to McClure of Wis- consin or Devine of Iowa. Iah l of Northwesternshould win the shot-put.' He is about the most adept Hof the group of putters and should manage to cop first hand- ily. Sundt of Wisconsin, White of Ohio State, Cannon of Illinois and Stipe' of Michigan are the men who will furnish the most competition. With this list the best perform- ers of the individual events to be held at the Championship meet next Saturday is complete. With but a glance,, it can be noted that Illinois has the sItrongest representation. Intramural Items Ion, 29; Cl pa, 15; Ka The fraternity sfoul shooting 'contest will get under way Monday, March 13, when each fraternity will be given an opportunity to test its foul throw- ers on an individual basket. Fraterni- ties must select their best representa- tives themselves by trying out any of their member who wish to throw at the time allotted to them. This rep- resentative must be entered at the In- tramural office and on Wednesday night the final shoot will be held. The same rules and qualifications that governed the All-campus tournament will be in force for this event. Th~e standing of the ten highest fra- ternities and house clubs is as fol- lows: Beta Theta Pi 413;s Sigma Nu, 406; Alpha Sigma Phi, 360; Phi Sigma Delta, 348; Phi Delta Theta, 347; Phi Gamma Delta, 340; Delta Tau Delta, 332; Kappa Beta Phi, 319; Theta Chi, 316; Delta Chi, 313. , MICHiGAN TEAMSWM AT 'PITTSBURGH ONIGHT. WARRED HYDE WILL NOT MAKE THE TRIP AS HAD BEEN EXPECTED Michigan's swimming team, after a lay-off of two weeks, left at 4:30 o'clock Thursday afternoon for Pitts- burgh, where, on Friday evening, they will meet the University of Pitts- burgh's swimming team. Hyde Not with Team Two changes, in the personnel-of the team were announced Thursday after- noon shortly before the team left. Warren Hyde, '25M, who had contem- plated making the trip east with the team, was unable to go because of Phi Sigma Kap- Sigma Chi, 5. be keenly reit by the team. The other event. wats o change announced was that Frost, al- cock won, his so a breast stroke man, failed to qual- 100 yard breas ify in the preliminaries and would not The men ma be taken on the trip. The prelimin- Captain Babco aries were held Wednesday afternoon Smith, Aldrich at the Y. M. C. A. pool. At that time, Kearns, Ullmar Aldrich and Frost qualified but it was - claimed that the latter fouled Bab- The hustler cock by having swam out of his pre- his shoes resol scribed course. It was also claimed his pants rese that Babcock had fouled by not touch- State St. The . BE * £ *~a MAt Every suit we SE designed aud Tail in our own shop n, are of the united opinion Urtanites will encounter lit- :ulty in establishing them- s th% 1922 Conference Indoor ampibns, a week hence. s truly has a "wdider team." e eligible track material that ehow assembled at the Urbana hijs year, the Indians have a track aggregation that with-E t is the equal of any in the California included. Boasting ,cksters, admitted to be above age, several of whom are as all-around stars, Illinois a well-balanced team, strong event.. At the Carnival there' Indian athlete to make a id for first place in practi- ry one of the special events, ning the meet as handily as ,there can be, no question as gitimacy of the Urbanites imce, There is no team in the ce that can even approach s of the Illinois "wonder attle for Second Place attle for second place, how- [1 most certainly be interest ng early season performances is for the comparison of the strength of the various Con- teams, everything points to- here being a four-cornered runner-up honors. MVichigan, .n, Minnesota and Iowa each ms of about equal merit, all or second place. Most pecu- he fact that each team has trength in .events in which s admit weakness, and this in akes' it mpst inadvisable to to choose the most likely of Suits to be deli t 6 r I ' i {' C .battle. Six men stand out as the best in this run and good time can be ex- pected. Yjnters of Minnesota, Hatten- dorf of Michigan, who was close at his heels, with his teammate, Douglas, Yates of Illinois, Wall of Wisconsin, and Gurney of Ohio State are the men who will make the competition keen. McGinnis of. Illinois is undoubtedly the best of the milers, ha.ving made this distance in the exceptional time of 4 minutes, 26 ,seconds. Whikoff of Ohio' State, a likely looking runner, and Harrison of Purdue, should fol- low close behind, with Bowen of Mich- igan and Warthon of Illinois standing an outside chance of placing. Cains Fletcher Drug Co. and-the Cushing Drug Co. invite the inspection of TREBORPRICE - ONDON M PIPES Ivory stopper in the stem stops all moisture GO go you will entally and r a game Pf m Billiards 4gents for the United States and Canada GROSVENOR NICHOLAS & CO-, Inc. Y2 East 48th Street New York City y® 3 U' i I : - -_'. 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