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Jr r rich, nas or nas not a meaning ac-
e coringly as to whether we are a part
,j Q' tO of this world, or whether we are
vainly attempting to make this world
a part of us. I can easily appreciate'
rom Page 3) how such commonplace sayings, and
s Iichigan spirit? such commonplace people who make
This remninds me such commonplace sayings appear very
's quotation from stupid to you. For years I experi-
ids upon the liver." ened this same sensation over this'
cteris apathy Mr. word optimism. - Whenever I heard it,
ven into the third I sickened as though I had taken too
was obvious that rapidly a tumber of old Haig and
ten, a frantic stu- Haig. It meant'nothing vital nor
continued to yell: real to me until one day Mr. Lamme
igan." Can it be came from Chicago to talk to us.
ver told Mr. Eaton He put the breath of life into the
e game with Syra- word. I am sorry that I'cannot paint
hat Mr. Eaton is so the word for you. That belongs to
r learning, as in- one with a higher learning than mine.
parts of this world I do know, however, that -the opti-
he never heard of misms of the past generation will do
ride and rally? wonders for the next, and that if the
it most of the ac- next generation, and divers succeed-
his world havebeen ing generations, are not careful with
tremendous adver- this thing optimism and its kindred
traits, those dark ages which are, by
e, Mr. Eaton, is not all the rules of history and astron-
hakneyed. It, to- omy, are due on this planet a century

Remedy Suggested
I would suggest that if you even
have an appointment Mr. Lemme, you
grasp it. You'll feel better after-
wards, and mayhaps you'll be able,
to see that spontaneous smile, whether
or not Epicurean, which most of the
splendid professors of glorious Michi-
gan are positively unable to keep from
their physiogonomy.
Now then, I have only said a very
few of the things which I intended to,
and have not covered a tithe of Mr.
Eaton's article, yet it is late and I
must stop, for I belong to a depart-
ment that works us like hell. 'I can
only hope Mr. Eaton, that the next
time you attempt a hurried sketch of
Michigan, you do so with a larger
vision and a better perspective. I
trust that in your next endeavor you
will set aside these hosts of pet
peeves which seem to overcome your
entire system.
E. Chatterton, '22E.
Something for sale?, A Classified
Ad In The Daily will find a buyer.-
Ady.

(Continued from page seven)
the masterpiece of Ibanez has been
masterfully presented. Critics jion in
acclaiming the production the greatest
achievement of the scheen.
"Serenade,"' a colorful romance of
old Spain is the attraction Saturdayj
and Sunday. Miriam Cooper and
George Walsh. play the leads. Miss
dooper has the part of a Spanish
senorita and Walsh is a bold cavalier.
Someone has said that the Spaniards
alone kndw how to make love. The
Spaniards in the picture are certainly
no exception.
The Stage,
SIIUBERT-MICHIGAN (DETROIT)
Enjoying the distinction of havingI
shattered every known record in every
city wherever presented "The Bat"'
begins a return engagement of one
entire week at the Shubert-Michigan
theatre this evening. It is the same
.company that was presented here ear-
tier in the season, including Norma'

Phillips, May Galyer, Ursula Ells-
worthy, Raymond Walburn, Herman
Lieb, Charles Gotthold, Robert Gleck-
ler, Leo Stark, Robert Stevens, and
Arthur O'K,.eeef; all prime favorites;
and the production is still intact.

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Bert Williams comes to the Garrick
theatre beginning tonight, for an en-
gagempnt, in "Under the Bamboo Tree,"
reminiscent of his famous song of
years ago, in title only, for the new
Bert Williams show is typical of the
Mesrs. Shubert's biggest and best
Winter Garden shows. In ' fact,
"Under the Bamboo Tree" is one of
the most auspicious and gorgeous mu-
sical comedies ever produced.
The action of the piece takes places
on an island summer resort off the
California coast. The plot is whimsi-
cal and the music sprightly and orig-
inal. Unlike the average musical
comedy, "Under the Bamboo Tree"
has a consistent story teeming with
interest and made all the more enter-
taining by the interpolation of songs
that every one will be humming, clever
dances andthe subtly engaging comedy
of Mr. Willianrs.

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Overture.
"MORNING, NOON AND
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by SUPPE
Selection:
"HANSEL and CRETEL"
from E. Humperdinck's Opera
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The extra cost of these combined
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