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AGING EDITOR.........--..GEORGE O. BROPHY JR.
Editor ............................. Chesser M. Campbell
tordamsH. W. Hitchcock
j. H.McAdnis
7.1. Dakin J.. cni
Renaud Sherwood T. W. Sargent, Jr
Editor..............................J A. Bernstein
Aitor .................................. B. P. Campbell
als.............Lee Woodruff, I A. Kern, T J. Whinery
... ............... .....Robert Angell
n'tEdto......................... ....Mary D. Lane
ph.............'........... ,«... ,......Thomas Dewey
oP ............. ....... ..............Jack W. Kelly
.Assistants
Ine Waldo Frank H. McPike Sidney B. Coates
;. Weber 7. A. Baconr C. T. Pennoy
eth Vickery . W. Ott way o B.eStah
Clark Paul Watzel Lowell S. Kerr
sReindel Byron Darnton Marion Koch
B. Grundy M. A Kaver Dorothy Whipple
s Oberholtzer E. R. Meiss Gerald P. Overton
E. Adams WalterHDonnelly Edward Lambrecht
:e V. Elliott Beata Haslet y Sara Waller
on McBain Kathrine Montgomery H. AE. Howlett

college sport. It shows that they feel this form of
intercollegiate competition to have come somewhere
near striking the happy medium between the actual
battle and the bloodless kind of game that two ex-
tremes would like -to make it.
Football has always marked the acme of college
spirit and has become typical of the best in Ameri-
can university sport. Now that the technique of
the rules has become fairly well settled, the brains
of the big football officials should be turned to the
new problem which now is threatening the stand-
ards of the great game. Professionalism, not in-
juries nor the relative advantages of mass or open
play, is the new Gordian knot which football's up-
holders must cut. Former college players - and
sometimes "former" does not apply - are the nu-
cleus of almost every "pro" team, and there are
many avenues through which, this class may be
reached by their old mentors and through their
alumni affiliations. Professionalism must be fought
at every turn. Are the amateur ideals of the sport
worth the saving?
CANES
There has been a decided pall lately in the ob-
servation of campus traditions which for the sake of
peace we'shall attribute to the war and reformers;
but the abolishment of some of the rougher cus-
toms offers no reason why the innocuous manifes-
tations of "college as college" should not be perpet-
uated. The use of canes by the senior class falls in
the latter category. Each year a committee is ap-
pointed for the purpose pf selecting the types of
canes to be used, but their work goes for naught-if
the graduating class gets stage-fright at the idea of
showing itself with these dignified articles on its
person. There should be an individual resolution
on the part of every senior to own and display a
cane as a'share of his last year privileges. They are
not the symbols of mollycoddlism, but marks of dis-
tinction.
Professor Van Tyne is the first to declare his in-
dependence of that "influence" so harshly criticised
by the male members of the University. He has
given public warning in History 15 that in future no
damp handkerchiefs or appealing pleadings shall
excuse those who fail to get their work.
Princeton is "all het up" over the bloated aristo-
crats 'wrlo are always snobbing it over the pedes-
trian part of the student body by driving from hall
to hall in their 'cars. The average campus Ford
hereabouts is a poor tool for this kind of "side."
We didn't know that modern steps wire in vogue
in the Orient until we saw a woman toddle through
an Arabian dance in the Junior Girls' play.
We were wrong yesterday in saying that the
women walk across the diagonal four abreast -
they walk six abreast.
Judging from the way people observe the "Keep
Off the Grass" signs, "Keep Off the Walks" might
be more effective.

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WANTED-AUTOMOBILES
Four automobiles are wanted
for Saturday, March 26, for use
in the morning and evening to
convey the visiting Cornell ath.
letes about the campus. Stu-
dents having automobiles which
they will offer to this use are
aslied to call R. A. Bailey, '22,
phone 355.

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sue of The Daily should hoethe'nigght editor, who has full charge
all news to'be printed that'-night.
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 23, 1921.
Night Editor--HUGHSTON McBAIN.
The Daily takes pleasure in announcing the ap-
aintment of the following to the editorial staff:
dney B. Coates, Lowell S. Kerr, Marion Koch,
larence T. Pennoyer, Marion B. Stahl, and Dor-
hy Whipple.
SNAP OUT OF IT1
Michigan's loss of her baseball captain and, great-
t player through his failure to observe the pro-
ssional ruling will naturally be taken hard by a
impus which has largely pinned its hopes on Parks
r a third diamond championship in the Confer-
ice. But no schoolmin the Big Ten has a more
al regard than Michigan's for upholding the eligi-
lity standards which mean everything to the fu-
re of college athletics throughout America. The
ea of crying over this particular kind of spilt
ilk is not for us - and our sister universities will
id us readier than ever to better the eligibility
tuation in their ranks and in ours whenever such
case may be discovered.
But Michigan is by no means already delegated
the "also rans" for the 1921 baseball season. Talk
that sort has no place in the school which has
st produced a title-tying basketball team from a
-oup of players whom nobody, after their first
free games, would have backed for higher than
fth place. We have lost Parks ; but we haven't
st the old fight that has often bulwarked Michi-
Lt's squads in the absence of a needed man or
vo. This is the time for that spirit - not the un-
[ichigan spirit of despair - to rise to the support
Coach Derrill Pratt and his team.


Thne Telescope
Weve Felt This Coming for a Long Time
A scent of spring is on the breeze,
[Hale winter now is dead,
The sap is running in the trees,
And als6 in my head.

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I would you were not dead;
I like the cold in my poor bones
Much more than in my head !

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SECOND CALL, SENIORS!
Once again the call is sounded, and this time the
arion beckons, not invitingly, but imperiously. The
nior literary class officers, in their second attempt
bring ;together a number of their truly represen-
tive class, have announced another class meeting.
hie time is set for four o'clock today and the place
room 205, Mason hall.
This is indeed a matter which should command
e attention of every senior, especially in view of
e fact that scanty attendance has made two meet-
gs necessary to arrange a satisfactory transaction
the affairs of the class. A student councilman
ust be elected this afternoon, and there are other
-oblems of equal importance which this class, in
s peculiar capacity as the next organization to en-
r the ranks of Michigan's alumni, must solve.
ther engagements should be considered only
cond in importance to the'meeting this afternoon.
LD AND NEW FOOTBALL PROBLEMS
Noted football coaches from all over the country,
embers of the Intercollegiate Football Rules com-
ittee, recently met in New York for their annual
nsideration of proposed changes in the rules, but
e general concensus of opinion of these big men
the football world was that radical alterations in
e&game should not be adopted.
The fact, though ultimate decisions may rule out
ich an attitude, is significant. It shows that. in
e opinions of men who have lived with the game,
otball has reached a state of near perfection as a

Dear Noah:
I want $io and I want it real bad. Where'll I
get it? Desperut.
Get some friend to lend you a Confederate bill.
Today's nominee for the Royal Order of Oil
Cans it the houseparty chaperone who imagines
she's got to be on the job 24 hours a day.
The Near Humorist
The bird who, when you ask him if he's got a log
bo k, replies; "Naw, I'm not taking forestry this
year."
Homely Humor for Huron Hounds
She (nervously)-This canoe seems rather tippy.
Was anybody ever lost in it?
He (indignantly)-No, there have been two girls
drowned from it but they always recovered them
before night.
We have it on very good authority that several
girls in the Junior Girls' play actually refused to
use any powder or rouge even in making up. Action
of this kind in a day when most girls are long on
cosmetics and short on skirts is indeed laudable.
While Nye do not intend to bring into play the vast
influence which we wield over the fair ones of the
campus, we would like to go on record as saying
tha it would be a mighty good thing if more girls
followed the example cited above of the blackface
chorus .in the Junior Girls' play.
Famous Closing Lines
"A fetching costume," he muttered as he noted
the natty uniform of the waitress.
NOAH COUNT.

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