THE MICHIGAN DAILY SUNDAY, ~~1~r StcjhjauuA, OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN Published every morning except Monday riing t,'e lUiver- sity year by th eBoard in Control of Studen t l'ubtivo. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the nse for republication of all news dispatches credited to it.or nost otherwise credited in this paper and the local news published therein. .Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second cless matter. Subscription by carrier or mail, $3.50. Offices: Ann Arbor Press building, Maynard Street Phones: Business, 96o; Editorial. 2414. Communications not to exceed 3oo words, if signed, the sig- nature not necessarily to appear in print, but as an evidence of faith, and notices of events will be published in Th Daily at the discretion of the Editor, if left at or maibd to The Daily ofice. Unsigned communications will receive no consideration. No ian- uscript will be returned unless the writer incloses postage. The Daily does not necessarily endorse the sentiments c=: pressed in the communicatioas. What's Going On" notices will not be received after 8 o'clock on the eVening prec .ding- insertion. .EDIITORIIAL STAFF Telephone 2414 MANAGING EDITOR ..... .GEORGE O. BROPHY JR. News Editor .. .......... .........Chesser M. Campbell Night Editors- T. H. Adams H. W. Hitchcock J. I. Dakin J. E. McManis Renaud Sherwood T. W. Sargent, Jr. Sunday Editor................................. . A. Bernstein City Editor ..................................B. P. Campbell l ditorials..............Lee Woodruff, L. A. Kern, T. J. Vhinery Sports.+ .... /.,... . ..... Robert Angel Women's Editor.,........M. ........ ... ary D. Lane Telegraph........... ......................... Thomas Dewey Telescope.......................................Jack W. Kelly Assistants Josephine Waldo Wallace F..Elliott E. R. Meiss Paul G. Weber Leo J. Hersbdorfer Walter Donnelly Elizabeth Vickery Hughston McPain Beata Hasley G. E. Clark Frank I. McPike Kathrine Montgomery George Reindel J. A. Pacon Gerald P. Overtop Do rothy Monfort W. WV. Ottaway Edward Lambrecht Harry B. Grundy Paul Watzel Sara Waller Frances Oberholtzer Byron Darnton H. E. Howlett Robert E. Adams M. A. Klaver e .. r' "C'EST LA GUERRE" The humorous side of the war to be portrayed by men who have seen both sides of it" may be sum medup-as the essence of the play being put on at hill auditorium next Tuesday evening by the [.university lost of the Veterans of Foreign Wars. A great deal of timic ali >ainstaking elfort has been1 expended upon the production of this enter- tainment with the result that an exceedingly lifelike sketch of doughboy fun "over there" has been ef- fected. The overseas organization will dispose of the funds received from the entertainment for the pur- chase of an elaborate set of colors for the Univer- sity, to be dedlcate(1 to Richard N. Hall, the first Michigan man who died in the war, and in honor of wiloin the local lost was named. lhe colors will consist of the army, navy, post, University, and Amerian llgsfitye ill all. 'flitey are to be kept~ in a glass ease at the U}ionll, and will be used ill Universit tparades and patriotic functions. The Veterans of Ioreigi Wars are asking no charity. They have promised a play which is worth attend- ing, without consideration of the very laudable pur- pose which they have in view. PAY UP That it is essential for a government to have a regular income in the form of taxes, in order to de- fray the expenses of adminstration, is obvious. That it is just as essential for a university class, which is in itself a form of government, to have a regular income, not from taxes, but from dues, is a fact which is too often overiooked. Social affairs, class meetings, expenditures for correspondence, and other matters of importance, all require an outlay of money. The members ofl a class benefit by the activities of the whole, but un- less there is co-operation among these members, the whole cannot function properly. If for no other reason, pride alone should be sufficient rea-, son for those members of the various University classes who are either delinquent or careless to pay up their class dues, without further delay. 'Ilie colored gentleman, wife, and child, who alone v ere permitted access to the assembly room gallery at the Prom, prolbably viewed with some compla- cency the desperate efforts of many score perfectly g10(1 Uiion members to gain a view of the event liy peeping through closed curtains. W\e understand some of the Honor societies hereabouts have discovered their real place in cam- pus life - and as a consequence are not even hold- ing meetings. Cornell is the latest addition to the honor system ranks. One by one, American college student bodies are discovering- their self-raespect. 17th Annual Junior Girls Play Will Be At The SHOWS Friday - Saturday Evenings PRICES e $2:0, $1:50, $1.00 M 18 and 19 MATINEE on SAT'DAY Prices- $1.50-$.00 (Sphce donated by Graham's Bookstore) F. DIETRidT UNITED lINES In Effect Nov. 2, 1920) Between- Detroit. Ann Arbor and Jackson (Eastern Standard Time) Limited and Express cars leave for Detroit at 6:05 a. m., 7:05 a. m., 8:10 a. in., and hourly to 9:10 p. m. Litniteds to Jackson at,8:48 a. m. and every two hours to 8:48 p. m. EX- presses at 9:48 a. m. and every two hours to 9:48 p. mn. Locals to Detroit-5:55a.m., 7:00 a.m. and every two hours to 9:00 p. M., also 11:00 p. m. To Ypsilanti only, 11:40 p.m., 12:25 a.m., and 1:15 a.m. Loca1s to Jackson-7:50 a. m., and 12:10 p.m. MARCHI S M T W T F S 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 20 21 22 23 24 25* 26 27 2S 29 30 31 Men: Last season's hats turn- ed inside out, refinished and re- blocked with all new trimmings look just like new, wear just as long and saves you five to ten dollars. We do only high class work. Factory Hat Stork 617 Packard St. Phone 1792. Y PEW W RI T ER R For Rent or Sale Typewriting Done Multigraphing - HAMILTON BUSINESS COLLEGE STATE AND WILLIAM THE HOME OF THE RED STAR Detroit Vapor oil Stove' See this stove in operation. More economical than coal, wood or gas. The SECHRIST Pressure Cook- er, cooks -anything in from ten to fifty min- utes. Save time and fuel by using the Se- christ Cooker. Aluminum, Aladdin White Enamel and r 1 Royal Granite Cooking Utensils. ShurEdge and Enderers butcher knives and Cutlery. Clauss Shears and Scissors. All goods guaranteed to be the best. AUTO ACCESSORIES & FINISHES Boydell Bros. High Grade Paints. Liquid Granite A and Valspar Varnishes s BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 960 BUSINESS MANAGER ..........LEGRAND t. GAINES JR. Advertising.................................... P.'Joyce Classifieds......................................Robt. 0. Kerr Publication............................--.-- . ........ . I ath Accounts........................................ 1; .irih Circulation.....................................V. F. Hillery Assistantsr R. W. Lambrecbt P. H Hutchinson 'N. W. Robertson B. G. Gower F. A. Crass, R. C. Stear nes Sigmund Kunstadtcr Robt. L. Davis Thos. L. Rice Lester W. Millard M. M. Moule D. G. Slawson j, J. Hamel Jr. D. S. Waitterworth R. G. Burehell Persons wishing to serare information concerning news for any issue of The Daily should ,e the night editor, who has full charge of all news to be printed that night. SUNDAY, MARCII 13, 1921. Night Editor-RENAUD SHERWOOD. PRICES RIGHT SERVICE PROMPT The business department of The Daily wishes to announce the appointment of the "following men to the staff : Sigmund Kundstadter, classified mana- ger; A. J. Parker, H. C. Hunt, \I. S. Goldring, H. W. Heidbreder, W. Cooley, assistants. JUSTICE TO THE "ALL-A" STUDENT The writer of the communication which appeared recently in The Daily complaining of the mistreat- ment of high-scholarship students seems to have failed to differentiate-hetween the "All-A' man and what is familiarly known as the "grind". It is true that excessive studying to the exclusion of the broader phases of university life has always been the subject of adverse criticism, and the individ- ual who devotes his time entirely to the pursuit of text-book knowledge deserves if not taunting, at least a bit of pity ; for he misses something which is vital to a higher education, namely, social conitact with his fellow students. But nine-tentis of the "All-A" men and women fail to fall under this undesirable classification. They are red-blooded individuals who partake of the life of the University to its fullest extent. They are interested in campus activities.; they find their pleasures in the company of their associates. This type of youth is not looked down upon for gaining high marks; he receives congratulations wherever he goes; he holds the admiration of acquaintances who realize that he is a human being as well as a scholar; and his is the case where virtue is its own reward. Twenty-nine out of thirty."All-A" stu- dents testified to this fact.. What could be a better proof? THE PROM: A GOOD SIGN The Sophomore Prom has come and gone, but the memory of it will live long on the campus. Forced by chance in the shape of the cancelling of ?he J-Hop into a position of first importance in so- cial affairs, it entirely realized all that was hoped of it, leaving nothing to be desired, Perhaps the greatest significance of the entire event lies in the fact that it was carried on without any semblance of that objectionable element, against which the faculty took its definite step last Janu- ary. That the student body is sincerely endeavor- ing to demonstrate to the University authorities its ability to "act as gentlemen" in doing away with any possible cause for reproach was shown in the action of those who were present. Even the smok- mg rules were strictly adhered to, and after a con- sideration of the entire affair, it seems that there was nothing which could be open to the censure of even the most exacting critic. Perhaps the Sophomore Prom of the class of '23 will mark the beginning of a new era in University social life. At least it should be strong evidence in favor of the proposition that the student body de- sires another J-Hop and that it has realized that it lies in its own power to bring it back, simply and only by demonstrating to the Committee on Stu- dent Affairs that it can conduct itself in a manner other than that of which it was accused in the sweeping indictment issued when the biggest social event of the year was cancelled, M. D. LARNED THE UP-TO-DATE HARDWARE 310 S. State Street Phone 1610 ' r Don't send the heavy ones home yet. The man reports Alaska is mailing us a cold weather Vave. 4 . ice=- - I Hlo w ab.out a toxw faculty 'ball teamas in the In1 tra iral league this year? The Tlescope Help! Help! ! Help the Telescope! ! ! There is one we honor and revere, All honor to his nibs, The reader who doth now and then Send in a few contribs. Today's nominee for the R. O. 0. C. is the he- vamp who imagines lie's acting devilish when he goes over to the general library and winks at all the girls whose eves lie can manage to catch. Dear Noah: I am a young woman of the University with blue eyes and only one chin. I was keeping company with another student and oh, Noah, how happy we were for a while. But lately he has neglected me and I ai very unhappy. At times I getAso de- spondent I even think of blowing my brains out. What shall I do? Co-edith. Well, Edith, if it wasn't that your case seemed so urgent we would refer it to theExperience column of the Detroit News. If, however, you are like many of your sisters we know and reglly intend blowing out your brains, then all you have to do is to purchase an air gun for this purpose. 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