THE CHIGAN DAILY '11t-n att Daa . , __ .. 4r~ A t OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN Published every morning except Monday during the Univ sity year by the Board in Control of Student Publications. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use f republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwi credited in this paper and tie local news published therein. Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as seco Bless matter. Subscription by carrier or mail, $3.50. Offices: Ann Arbor Press building, Maynard Street. Phones: Business. 960; Editorial. 2414. Communications not to exceed 300 words, if signed, the s nature not necessarily to appear in printbut as an evidence1 faith, and notices of events will be publishied in The Daily at #l discretion of the Editor, if left at or mailed to The Daily offi Unsigned communications will receive no consideration. No ma uscript will be returned unless the writer incluses postage. The Daily does not necessarily endorse the sentiments e pressed in the communications. "What's going On" notices wiU not be received after S o'clo on the evening preceding insertion. er- for rise )ad ig. "Of he :e. n- Ck they should bawl out, these opinions inconsiderately into the ears of disgusted neighbors who are vainly attempting to hear the words of their instructor. Some one should call the wagon and remove these master minds to the booby-hatch. G A H A M H A M TEXTBOOKS and SUPPLIES for All EDITORIAL STAFF Telephone 2414 MANAGING EDITOR.............GEORGE O. BROPHY JR. News Editor .............................Chesser U. Campbell Night Editors- T. H. Adams H. W. Hitchcock J. I. Dakin J E. McManis Renaud Sherwood T.W. Sarent, Jr. Sunday E ditor............................... . P. Ca mbstein Editorals............Lee Woodruff, L. A. Kern, T. Jw'hiWery orta+................ Robert Angell 'Women's Editor............... .........Mary D. Lane Telegraph............... . ........ ..... ... Thomas Dewey Telescope...............--........--.........Jack W. Kelly Assistants Josephine Wald* Wallace F. Elliott E.. R. Mesa Paul G. Weber Leo J. Hershdorfer Walter Donnelly Elizabeth Vickery Hughston McBain Beata Hasley G. E. Clark Frank H. McPike Kathrine Montgomery George Reindel A. Bacon Gerald P. Overton Dorothy Monfort W.W.Ottaway Edward Lambrecht harry B. Grundy Paul Watzel William H./Riley Jr. 'ianc Oberhotaer J W. Hum;e Jr. Sara Waller Robert E. Adams Byron Darton H. E. Howlett George L. Stone M. A. Klavez SUPPORTING DR. CLARA SARGENT For the second time the University Y. W. C. A. is launching its seventeen hundred dollar drive for the support of Dr. Clara Sargent, '15M, in her health wQrk among the Chinese. The need for such work is recognized by all who know conditions in China, and Dr. Sargent as an agent in carrying it out has received the hearty endorsement of those who knew her as a student and later in her profes- sion. The drive carries a double appeal to Michi- gan women. The support of a Michigan graduate in this proj- ect means that our University is bearing its share in spreading the knowledge of laws of health and sanity. Other universities, notably Chicago, Wis- consin and Minnesota, are supporting similar under- takings. Michigan surely will not lag behind. The need of the service that Dr. Sargent is per- forming carries a still 'stronger appeal than that of University pride. People could hardly need train- ing in health and hygiene more than the Chinese. It'is not only necessary for the present generation but essential to the future well-being of the na- tion. China is looking to us for help and by loyal support of the drive we can prove our sympathy and friendship. DETROIT UNITED LINES In Effect Nov. 2, 1920 Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson (Eastern Standard Time) Limited and Express cars leave for Detroit at 6:05 a. mn., 7:05 a. in., 8:10 a.., and hourly to 9:10 p. m. Limiteds to Jackson at 8:48 a. m. and every two hours to 8:48 p. m. Ex. presses at 9:48 a. m. and every two hours to 9:48 p. mn. Locals to Detroit-5: 55a.m., 7:00 a.m. and every two hours to 9:00 p. m., also 11:00 p. m. To Ypsilanti only, 11:40 p.m., 12:25 a.m., and 1:15 a.m. Locals to Jackson-7:60 a. m., and} 12:10 p.m. Ready to Serve AT ANY TIME Open from 11 a.m. to 12 p.m. Pot of hot e and bowl of Ace PLAIN CHOP SUEY 85 CENTS CHINESE and AMERICAN Style Short Orders Qun nTung Lo 615 Ltbertya t W. JPAI Colleges at Both Stores BOTH ENDS OF THE DIAGONAL WALK DIN G - Athletic Equipment For Every Indoor And Outdoor Sport Catalog" onequest A. G 211 s. SPALDING & BROS, State St., Chicalo, Ill. P C C I F E G __ a BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 90 BUSINESS MANAGER...........LEGRAND A. GAINES JR Advertising.................................. . P. Joyce :lassifieds.......................................Robt. . Kerr Publication....................... ....... ..:.I7. M. Heatbh Accounts............... ........... . U.Priehe Circulation........ ..........................V. F. Hillery Assistants R. W. Lambrecbt P. R Hutchinson N. W. Robertson B. G. Gower F. A. Crass R. C. Stearnes Sigmund Kunstadter Robt. L Davis Thos. L. Rice Lester W. Millad s X Moule D. G. Slawson J. J. Hamel Jr. D. S. Watterworth R. G. Burchell Persons wishing to secure information concerning news for any ue of The Daily should seethe night editor, who has full charg; all news to be printed that ,night. SATURDAY, MARCH 5, 1921. Night Editor-JOHN . DAKIN. 7' Ct WE'RE NO "POTTERISTS" The University of California has entered the lists op the reformist side against the startling lack of convention in dress, they alleged, women are dem- onstrating today. They have instituted a new and doubtless most novel scheme. A committee has been appointed, whose business it is to patrol the cam- pus, on the look-out for rouge, short-skirts, and any otheir signs of what its members feel to be brazen conduct upon the part of the co-eds of the univer-I sity. And what happens to this luckless offender of: California's censorship? Ah, just listen. The bold committeeman, wearing the frown which is the ,cen- sor's badge of office, gum-shoes up in a quiet way and taps her on the shoulder. No demonstration, no noise; everything is carried out in the most quiet manner possible; but she has been warned. 'She must mend her ways, or there will be trouble. Just. what sort of punishment is to be fall the fair co-ed who enjoys attiring herself in Vogue models if she fail to obey the warning of these student censors, has not been disclosed. From the grossness of the offense against a Puritanical sense of decency, she will doubtless be given a short term in the univer- sity house of correction, or perhaps summarily ex- pelled from her college. Michigan must be behind the times. In fact, we feel that Michigan must certainly and quite un- consciously be very loose as far as morals go. For we have heard no objections so far to short skirts. Some of us hold out against rouge - too much of it, of course - but we have failed to reach the tap- ping stage as yet. Michigan men have felt, as a rule, that it is the co-ed's business just how she de- sires to attire herself, and it is highly to their credit. Rose Macaulay has lately written a book called, "Potterism" and such bosh and blue-law senseless- ness as that of the tapping of girls, simply because they reserve their right to dress as the styles. dic- tate, is about as surely "potterism" as any of the many things which come under the vindictiveness of the author of the book. Michigan has never been "potteristic." Let us trust that it never will be- come so. t i "Be a Citizen and Vote for George E. Lewis," hollered the election placards. We can well picture the hesitation of opposition voters as they slunk in- to the-polls and furtively dropped the fatal ballot that established their alien status. If you have the habit it may be hard to give it up, but in view of the number of deaths recently caused in Michigan cities by botulinus poisoning, you eat canned spinach at your peril. An account of 151 students getting "passports" concludes "the June lists are always larger". Not a cheerful prospect but a fair warning. When a householder wants to prove that he is a new resident in Ann Arbor all he has to do is to clean his sidewalk. A college Woman has called Americans "lip- lazy". Heaven help us if her own sex take the charge seriously. The Telescope S MARCH S M T W 1 2 6 7 8 9: 13 14 15 161 20 21 22 232 27 28 29 30t T 3 10 17 24 31 I e <: .. . F 4 11 18 25 S 12 19 26 I NOW "The OP t e OPEN Ain't It the Truth? We look before and after And pine for what is not. 'he cards we throw away one hand Would help the next a lot. Gone where the woodbine twineth and the cuckoo calleth are the old fashioned humorists who got away big with this one: First actor-I went to see Hamlet last night. Second-And after seeing it, do you really think that Hamlet was mad? First--He must have been. There wasn't over $50 in the house. Men: Last season's hats turn- ed inside out, refnished and re- blocked with all new trimmings look just like new, wear just as long and saves you five to ten dollars. We do only high class work. Factory Hat Store, 617 Packard St. Phone 1792. IOTHERS S AY: (From the Daily Illii.) Although the spirit displayed around the Conference this winter has been the best in many years, there is one outstanding exception, the University of Michigan. The treatment accorded the Illini basketball team in Ann Arbor last Sat- urday night was disgraceful, especial- ly as it came from tn institution which has always pretended to stand for all that is noble and good in college athletics. To begin with, the Michigan fans opened up a rapid fir of abusive shouting as soon as the squad appear- ed on the court. This was directed particularly at Carney and Walquist both of whom played a mighty part in the 7 to 6 football victory last fall. Walquist, it will be remembered, was the Illini footballer who stopped Perrin in an open field and prevented a Michigan touchdown. The Wolver- ines unjustly contend that the cap tain elect purposely tripped Perrin. Unbiased witnesses who viewed the game deny this accusation. Not content with "ragging" the I- lini players, the Wolverines resorted to "roughing." The referee, Nichols of Ohio State, called fouls frequently but even this did not stop the "dirty playing." Carney was hit in the face with a deliberately thrown ball by one of the Michigan players. During intermission, Carney, Hell- strom and Tabor remained on the court to practice basket tossing. The fans tried to hiss them off the floor. The crowd even shouted while Captain Vail was attempting to sink free throws. The climax came, however, when some fan shouted, after Willaims had missed an easy shot, "take him out." The stands were only mildly enthusi- astic about the Michigan team and did not hesitate to show open disap- proval. When the Wolverines appear here Monday night, the Illini fans should treat them with great respect. The' old score must be forgotten. Illinois is too far above this sort of pettiness to remember the treatment at Ann Arbor. Lightweight imported golf hose. $3.00 upward. Wild & Co., State St.- Adv. Use the advertising columns of The Michigan Daily to reach the best of Ann Arbor's buyers.-Adv. FOUNTAIN PENS REPAIRED LUISA TETRAZZINI Celebrated Opera and Concert Star ROSA PONSELLE Metropolitan Opera Company FLORENCE HINKLE American Oratorio Singer CYRENA VAN GORDEN Chicago Opera Association MERLE ALCOCK A Premiere Concert Artist TITO SCHIPA Chicago Opera Association CHARLES MARSHALL (CARLO MARZIALE) ' Chicago Opera Association LAMBERT MURPHY A Brillant Artist THEODORE HARRISON An American Favorite ARTHUR MIDDLETON Metropolitan Opera Company I ARTISTS CONTRALTOS THE ORIGINAL HOME OF H ME COOKES MEALS STATES atILL St Ann Arbor May Festival May 18, 19, 20, 21,1921 TENORS 0 Dear Noah: It seems to me that most of the men here in col- lege have no definite aim in life, that they are sim- ply drifting with the tide. Where could I meet some men who have really done something? Ambitious Co-ed. You might try the penitentiary at Jackson. Most of the men there have really done something. aRITONES I CHASE B. SIKES A Splendid Young Artist GUSTAF HOLMQUIST A Real Bass FANNIE BLOOMFIELD-ZEISLER America's Greatest Woman Pianist UNIVERSITY CHORAL UNION Albert A. Stanley, Three Hundred Singers A CHORUS OF CHILDREN George Oscar Bowen, Several Hundred School Children CHICAGO SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA Frederick Stock, Seventy Players If some of these co-called Prominent men on the campus Were to die suddenly I wonder If Satan would greet them With the remark, "You might Have been a big gun on the Michigan campus, but you won'tdcut any ice down here." I wonder. BASS PIANIST Conductor Conductor Conductor QLL THE WAGON A university career exposes the individual to edu- cation. He may imbibe as much or little as he cares to; the cup stands brimming, tempting to some, to others unattractive. The vast majority of us desire to drink comfortably deep. We go to recitation or to lectures in order that we may hear the views of men who have studied and who know, and often we take notes. But evidently there are a few who attend classes merely from convention. They do not want to lis- ten, they have convinced themselves of the medioc-. rity of the course without allowing it the right of trial. These few take a peculiar delight in remark- ing disparagingly concerning instructors, professors, authorities, anyone, with consistent indiscrimination, dogmatically pointing out the stupidity of men whose knowledge exceeeds their limited capacities one thousand fold. It is distressing enough that certain individuals in our midst should be so ignor- ant as to believe even secretly that they can reap no benefit from contact with faculty members of the Vniversity of Michigan, but it is unendurable that I I Many of the landladies can never be accused of not sweeping under the beds - most of them sweep everything there. Annette Kellerman IN WHAT WOMEN LOVE Daily movie ad. About 9o per cent of them around here, we'd say off hand. SCHEDULE OF PRICES FOR TICKETS (All Tickets are Exempt front War Tax) Orders for course Festival tickets (with remittance) should be sent in BY MAIL at the earliest possible'date. They will be fl ed and filled in ,the, order of receipt, and tickets; will be muailed out. about April first. BLOCK "A"-Three central sections (2-3-4) on the Main Floor and the first Eight Rows in the First Balcony... .7.00 BLOCK "B"-Two side sections (1 and 5) on the Main Floor and the last Seven Rows in the First Balcony.....$6.00 BLOCK "C"-First Fourteen Rows in the Second. Ii~lcony..$5..00 BLOCK "D'-Last Nine Rows in the Second Balcony...........$4,50 Holders of Pre-Festival Course Tickets should deduct $3.00 from the above mentioned prices provided they return the "cover-coupon" attached thereto, the schedule then being; BLOCK "A"-$4.00; BLOCK B"- $3.00; BLOCK "C'"-$2.00; BLOCK "D"-$21.50. Please address all orders and . make remittances payable to CHARLES A. SINK, SJJCRETARY, ANN ARBOR, MICHIGAN. PUBLIC SALE OF COURSE TICKETS -- On Saturday morning, March 19, at eight o'clock, all course tickets not ordered by mail will be placed on public sale at the UNIVERSITY SCHOOL OF MUSIC, Maynard Street, at the rates mentioned above. TICKETS FOR INDIVIDUAL CONCERTS-On Saturday morning, May 7, at eight o'clock, all unsold course tickets will be broken up and placed on sale at $1.00, $1.50 and $2.00 each for individual concerts. Probably All Broken Up About It "Shut the door," she whispered, drawing herself apart in the corner. - From "The Affair at the Semiramis Hotel." He ran from the floor with a bound, Overwhelmed with a great disgust. And some one loaned him an overcoat For his gymnasium suit-was bust. Famous Closing Linei New Points to Suit Any Hand Haller & Fuller State St. Jewelers I "Shop lifting," he cried as he saw the cyclone pick up the store. NOTICE The right is reserved to make such changes in the programs, or in the personnel of the artists announced as necessity may demand. All tickets are purchased with the distinct understanding that under no condition will they be taken back at the office, nor does the offce assume any responsibility,whatsoever, for tickets lost, stolen, mislaid, or destroyed in any manner. I NOAH COUNT.