I t1i MIUnIUilN ,JAIL Y the other walks of crime. Society has got to getI control of the situation again, we cry as we goad on our judges. and police forces. Some complainthat the shooting habit acquired A by so many young fellows during the war is a cause of the gunman era; others lay it all to the ferment of American bolshevism; a still larger group attribute crime to lack of work; and a few, still kbitter, point to prohibition. But the time for whys and wherefores is in the past - or rather the future, when the sociologist will be ready to analyze. Our problem is to stop the present crime wave now. The press doubtless can have a tremendous in- B l fluence in bringing this result, by ceasing to sen- sationalize crime stories and by using its editorial power for enforcement. Judge Heston lointed a way when he discharged an irresponsible jury. Awakening of the individual citizen to his danger, to the inadequacy of present police forces, and to the corruption of justice, will mean a great step forward. Gun-carrying permits may ido good. And we cannot help suspecting that the recent inven- tion of a machine gun pistol which will mow down gunmen faster than Browning or Maxim isabout the most promising development of all. COMPLETE LINE OF DIARIES AND DESK CALENDARS AT m-mo 4h Ends of the DWak th~~~~~Mm Enso OteDaonlWl oday and Tomrrow READING THE PAPERS One of the disadvantages of living-in college cir- cles is that a person finds himself in a little world of his own, a small community in which his inter- ests and endeavors are centered, and thus fails to keep in touch with the outside world during his four years of university work. This is certainly a most distinct characteristic of many college men, but a characteristic which can be escaped through the medium of the daily papers. Some few among us take city papers and read them assiduously, but it is probable that the great majority of us do not. Thus we lose track of the march of events, and fail to see the issues at stake in any but the more widely-heralded happenings throughout the world. One thing a college man should certainly do is to keep abreast of the times, in order to be prepared to cope with the influences of those times when he graduates. We, with out little clique of fellow students, are inclined to for- get that there is another world besides our own neighborhood, and to put the interests of our per- son and our community above those of all others. Some of this. narrowness is commendable from the standpoint of loyalty to the University, but of dis- tinct disadvantage to the student. Newspapers are always available in various cam- pus reading rooms. With this opportunity and the low' price of. the daily paper, few' of us can offer any really plausible excuse for a failure to keep up with events. Even the reading of headlines will help some, if we are too busy to spend much time pouring over the sheet, and certainly we should all try in some way to keep ourselves daily informed as to the march of world happenings. More than twenty per cent of the Michigan Vet- erans of Foreign Wars have joined the R. O. T. C. Get in with the old timers, freshmen. We are glad to see that studying is starting rather early this year. Exams are still nearly a week away. The Telescope "I cannot sleep when the shades are up," The student said with a mournful whine. "You ask me why I don't pull them down, I answer I would - but they're not mine." Little Willie-Pa, what's an optimist? Pa-One who can find something to laugh at in every day life, my son. Little Willie-Well then, what's a super op- timist ? Pa-One that can find something to laugh at in the Gargoyle. Dear Noah: My father, because he is angry with me, recently wrote that he felt that he was doing me the greatest kindness by cutting off my allowance. How should I answer such a letter? Worried. Why not write him a nice letter and thank him for his unremitting kindness? Confidentially we don't mind telling our readers that one reason why we get away so big with our girl is because her dad is a college graduate him- self, and our girl never wearies of telling us what a regular guy he was when he was in school. Thus the other night in telling about one of his escapades, she remarks: "And let me tell you, they were much stricter with the students in those days than they are now. Why, do you know, once when the football team lost an important game the whole school was pun- ished." Assuming one of those "do-you-know-any-more- good-jokes" expressions we asked: "Do you mean to say that because the team lost a game, the whole school was punished?" A little peeved that we should doubt her word our girl replies icily: "Certainly. My dad told me only the other night that one time in particular when the team lost a big game none of the students ate for a week." Can you beat, or even tie that, now we ask you? Famous Closing Lines "Sleeping tight," he muttered-as he saw the in- toxicated map in bed. NOAH COUNT. A MHETRO~ I HOW COULD I 4 I' 1 4 . I d . 0 EXTRA COMEDY FEATURE -- "LAUGHING.GAS" A Universal Comedy One Solid Week Startng Sunday arles Cha.lin In 6 Reels ' of Joy S*The greatest, comedy the world has ever Euf known. a new Chap- lin-Not the old bag of tricks Is IS WAGNER QUAL , inshoes means guaranteed shoes. We are selling WAGNER Co. shoes and WE are backin them Our complete stock for You Men WAGNER & COMP State Street at Libert Established 1848 Our entire line, including Boyden and Johnston & Murphy shoes, reduced. 2