i x .5 I C14t4r i41#u Dailyj OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MICIIGAN Published every morning except Monday during the Univer- sity year by the Board in Control of Student Publications. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and the local news published therein. Entered at the postofIice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second cless matter. Subscription by carrier or mail, $3.5o. Offices: Ann Arbor Press building, Maynard Street. Phones. Business, 960; Editorial, 2414. Communications not to exceed 300 words, if signed, the sig- nature not necessarily to appear in print but as an evidence of faith, and notices of events will be publisied in The Daily at the discretion oi the Editor, if :eft at or mailed to The Daily office, Unsigned communications will receive no consideration. 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Hamel Jr. D. S. Watterworth R. G. Burchell to face. Governor Allen is a speaker whose per- sonality will long be remembered by those who hear him; and his method of presentment coupled with his array of facts may be expected to provide an address both highly interesting and worth-while. GRAHAM TWO STORES ,. _ , Persons wishing to secure information concerning news for any sue of Bhe Daily should see the ,ight editor, who has full charge I all news to be printed that night. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 16, 1920. MORE OF THE CAMPUS NEXT TIME Last night the rollicking spirits of McIntyre and Heath, Lew Dockstader, Fred Stone, and the other knights of the burnt cork, appeared incognito to conspire for laughs at the Whitney in "Minstrelsy," whose initial performance has surpassed the claims to excellence made by its sponsors. Soft shoe dancing, hypnotism, and innumerable variety acts all contributed toward showing that under the supervision of the Union the musical clubs have created a blackface travesty that is dis- tinctive among minstrel shows. The droll observa- tions and altercations of the endmen, which formed the basis of the jokes and repartee, were important in winning applause and conveying to the audience the informal, care-free atmosphere essential to suc- cess, and the unusually good musical selections of the clubs themselves served to round out the pro- gram. Through its success "Minstrelsy" has filled an important niche in the University's comedy world. But it has not entirely justified hopes that it would become the forerunner of a long line of black face comedies drawing their humor from campus life, which should be one of the chief charms of such a performance. More humorous references to cam- pus celebrities should be on the program for next year, and should mean an even greater success than the excellent minstrelsy revival of 1920. REWARD FOR "GUS" Walter Camp's selection for his All-American second eleven of Angus Goetz, for four years a bul- wark of Michigan's line, and during the last two seasons the Maize and Blue's captain in victory and in defeat, is not so much a tribute to playing skill - though "Gus" has been one of the best men to get down under a spiral who ever fought for Michi- gan - as to that never-give-up trait of character which makes a great athletic leader. "Gus" rates All-American because every ounce of his energy has been spent for Michigan and not for personal glory; because, no matter what the misfortune of the play or the final score of a game, it has always been "we'll get 'em next time ;" be- cause he has known the value of a smile and a cool head in a tight place, as well as the time to don his well-known bulldog face and plough in. Steadiness and unselfish loyalty are the characteristics which have made "Gus" an All-American, andichigan to a man extends the hand of congratulation with the firm belief that it should have been a first team appointment. "Know' Your University" slipped up Wednesday morning. 'Martha Cook was completed in 1915, not 1905; and far be it from The Daily to rob it of its youth. TIhe Telescope STANDING No. of Contribs Points Women ...... ...122 366 Men..........360 360 When the campus clock chimes the hour of 12:15 tonight, thus denoting that the hour of midnight has come, the question of whether Michigan women have been successful in their attempts to eradicate the stigma of being called witless, will be once and forever settled. Liza being pursued by the blood-thirsty mongrels ,howling for human gore presents not a bit more stirring picture than that of the Women of Michi- gan trying to elude the ever-approaching, relentless Simon Legrees of masculine wit. Whether their attempt to cross the ice-caked river of Mediocrity has been successful will be past history ere another 24 hours have turned their cycle. The following was turned in from Newberry res- idence but up to late last night we were unable to discover any clue as to the sender. However, the police on two continents are searching for the cul- prit and her speedy apprehension is expected. Jean was caught between two trains; Folks with bags picked up the remains. The neighbors were greatly stirred up by the scene, But the only collected person was Jean. -Miss T. E. Rious. DETROIT UNITED UIDitS In Effect Nov. 2, 1920 Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson (Eastern Standard Time) Limited and Express cars leave for Detroit at 0:05 a. m., 7:05 a. m., 8:10 a. n., and hourly to 9:10 p. m. Limiteds to Jackson at 8:48 a. m. and every two hours to 8:48 p; m. Ex- presses at 9:48 a. m. and e',ery two hours to 9:48 p. m. Locals to Detroit-5:55a.m.; 7:00 a.m. and every two hours to 9:00p. m., also 11:00 p. m. To Ypsilanti only, 11:40 p.m., 12:25 a.mn., and 1:15 a.mn. Licals to -Jackson--7:51 a. m., and 12:10 p.m. Annual Young People's Banquet at 5:45 to 7:45. Secure tickets at Lane Presbyterian Church, Sat., Dec. 18. 1Hall, NOW.-Adv. 1ADRON AND WABASH ~V~"~" GO DECEMBER S M T W T 1 2 I F S 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 Men: Last season's hats turn- ed inside out, refinished and re- blocked with all new trimmings look just like new, wear just as long and saves you five to ten dollars. We do only high class work. Factory Hat Store, 617 Packard St. Phone 1792. 3 i Mens's de Lux Quality. Felt i ats N. N, Q ! r! I The new smart shapes - in the fashionable shades of brown-some are silk lined-for immedate clearance $5.00 Open Evenings Until Christmas GRAHAM BOTH, ENDS OF DIAGONAL WALK The Blue Front Cigar Store SAMPLES NOW BEING SHOWN BY OUR REPRESENTATIVE MR. RAYMOND ZOLLO Night Editor-HUGH HITCHCOCK. STUDENT OWNED Corner of Stateand Packard AT The Cubs' club will meet at 4 o'clock this after- 0Ofl. KNOW YOUR UNIVERSITY When it was discovered in 1847 that two Greek :tter fraternities had sprung up at Michigan, the .egents forbade their continuance and attempted have State legislation passed against them. The raternities persevered, however, and secretly in- iated new members until, after many years, they ere tolerated by the University. At present there +e listed on the campus fifty-seven fraternities and fteen sororities. ASSURING MICHIGAN'S FUTURE On the honor rolls of every university there are 'ores of names of men who were "unknown" in gh school but "found themselves" during their >llege careers. Each year men who have shown >great amount of ability in any particular line be- ire coming to a university, discover what they can > best, and spring into prominence. . But these sudden leaps from obscurity past riv- s whose progress has been attracting notice are :ceptional rather than ordinary, and receive their equent mention largely because they are unusual. ack of experience, if nothing else, handicaps men itering phases of college affairs new to them and contesting against others who have scored suc- sses during preparatory school life they are at a sadvantage. For this reason, if no other, the nu- eus of every great university organization of the ture must almost inevitably be largely composed men who have revealed ability before coming college. "The Michigan of the future" may seem to be r removed from our powers of guidance, but is much at least is true and we should not fail iring vacation to act on it; we can now play an tive part in assuring Michigan's gieatness for other four years at least by influencing high hool seniors who have led in student activities to me to Ann Arbor next fall. 324 SOUTH STATE STREET ABOVE CALKINS-FLETCHER DRUG STORE . : [ I Isn't It True? KMRM 7 ' AGH of us is constantly seeking happi- ness. We, of course, find it in different ways. Yet from childhood to the end of our lives we all derive happiness from music - it puts us in harmony with thebetter things in life. RING into your home this Christmas the Joy and inspiration of music. Choose from our attractive stock of fine musical merchan- dise the kind of music that you desire for the coming Christmas season. GOVERNOR ALLEN'S TOPIC Governor Henry J. Allen, who speaks in Hill iditorium Thursday evening, is, a man who has ent years studying the underlying causes which sulted in the present "Kansas Industrial Situa- )n," his topic. Like many men who have acquired fame in the >litical world, Governor Allen started his career a journalist, serving as editor of the Manhattan ationalist and later as owner of the Wichita Daily Bacon. He was mentioned as a likely candidate r the presidency on account of his executive abil- t, demonstrated most forcibly in his present ca- city as governor of Kansas, and in his handling labor-and-capital troubles in that state. "The Kansas Industrial Situation" is a subject hich most of us could well learn more about, in- much as the conditions treated are typical and mptomatic of: the nation's problems along the m tine, which sooner or later we must meet face From force of habit our girl is ever ready to en- joy a laugh even at our expense. Just the other night when we were coming back from taking her to the Follies at the New Detroit, we got to figur- ing up what the bill had come to and were naturally a little sober. Observing how thoughtful we were she finally remarks: "Well, what's wrong with you, Jack?" Still busy with our mental arithmetic we re- joined: . "Don't bother us, girl. Can't you see there is something preying on our mind?" "Well," she answers sweetly, "let it alone, it'll soon die of starvation." And then our forced and hollow guffaws min- gled with her refined, girlish laughter. Famous Closing Lines "Stone blind," sighed the geology prof when the student couldn't tell one stone from another. NOAH, COUNT. SUGGESTIONS PIANOS AND PLAYERS GIBSON MANDOLINS VICTROLAS AND VICTOR AND GUITARS RECORDS' CONN SAXOPHONES, BRUNSWICK PHONOGRAPHS VEGA BANJOS AND TENOR AND RECORDS BANJOS UKULELES AND LEATHER MUSIO BAGS AND BANJO-UKES MUSIC ROLLS ALL MICHIGAN MUSIC lit3,3 ~n 6111-605 fast utam Otrr-et 11, I