.a a s v [-11 aJ '5&.L a jigan atlg i.JICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN . Pubise every morning except Monday during the Univer- ty ear by the Board in Control of Student Publications. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Assoated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for e ubli'cationof all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise redited in this paper and the local news published therein. FEntered at tile postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second less matter. Subacription by carrier or mail, $3.50. Offices: Ann Arbor Press building Maynard Street. Phones: Business, 96o; ditoral. 2414. Communications not to exceed Soo words, if signed, the sig- stuZe not necessarily to appear in print, but as an evidence of ft, and notices of events will be published ,in The Daily at the scretion of the Editor, if left at or mailed to The Daily oice. neigned communications will receive no consideration. No man- riptwill be returned unless the writer incloses postage. 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THURSDAY, DECEMBER 9, 1920. Night Editor-B. P. CAMPBELL KNOW YOUR UNIVERSITY Such graduates as Libetty E. Holden, '58, edi- - and publisher of the Cleveland Plain Dealer; ach Conger, in charge of the European service of Associated Press during the war; Karl Harri- n, '98, editor of the Ladies Home Journal; and ward S. Beck, '93, managing editor of the Chi- o Tribune, are among those who uphold Michi- l's enviable position in the field of journalism.- A DEFENSE OF ARTIFICIALITY college life is frequently condemned by "prac- l" men because it is artificial. We sometimes nder if such condemnation is entirely justified. dost of us who are attending universities or col- as are preparing for business. Later on we will devoting by far the'greater portion of our time economic ends pure and simple, which means t we will be working for a living. Then the blems of strikes and lockouts, of price regula- x according to supply and demand will be up- most in our minds. We will have entered the na of active competition that we may survive. hider these conditions, when the question at te is onie of dollars and cents to us, how many there be who will spend their time in studying iciples ? We will be too close to the proposition If to see 'it fairly as a whole. Our judgments be warped by bias arising out of the pocket- k, which is, ;by the way, the most obdurate bias wn. We cannot then form just decisions tn- we have a groundwork of theory which is based 1n all of the elements entering into the situation. s to secure this necessary foundation that we attending the University. If we enter business nanufacturing pursuits with this knowledge in d we will be that much to the good. f, on the other hand, all of the prejudices that t in industry are ever with us during our col- years, we will study theory with mental reser-, >ns which will tend to nullify its value. Perhaps e is a real justification for the artificiality of ol life. TALKING POINTS FOR THE POOL Michigan students are today pledging their sup- port to the drive which is to complete the Union swimming pool and make the building itself a fin- ished monument to Michigan spirit. Here are a few good talking points for use when we button- hole that alumnus during thke holidays with a view to securing a donation. In the first place, the completion of the pool will mark the final establishment of the Michigan Union as one of the greatest club projects, and the first of its kind, to be put through by any university in the country. At the present time the pool is the only part of the building which is not in use and, while a little work in the line of decoration and the like remains to be done, the finishing of the pool, show- ers and dressing rooms, the tiling of the walls and floor, and the installation of the specially-designed purifying machinery will be the final step to place every part of the building in active daily use. What is more, the pool will not only make possi- ble a development of what has heretofore been a neglected sport at Michigan and permit the stu- dents to partake of one of the most healthful of ex- ercises, but it will give Michigan added facilities for the training of : swimming team which may be a credit to her. It will make the completed build- ing one more achievement to which the Michigan alumnus may point with pride, and will provide what is sure to be one of the University's greatest assets,. BLACKFACE DE LUXE A minstrel show produced on the same lavish scale as the Union Opera - such is to be the char- acter of "Minstrelsy," the Mandolin and Glee club's initial. performance under the Union man- agement, to be presented next Wednesday, Thurs- day, and Friday at the Whitney. With the wealth of playing and singing talent in the Glee and Mandolin club, the directors of "Minstrelsy" have developed a program of care- free comedy into which are sandwiched numerous-- singing, dancing, and stringed instrument special- ties, as well as rapid-fire repartee dealing with cam- pus celebrities. From the character of those having to do with "Minstrelsy" and the progress that has been made toward success so far, the musical club's program bids fair to justify the hope that it will take place alongside the Opera. i The Telescope STANDING No. of Contribs Points Women ......... 64 192 Men..........190 Igo, Stung to the quick by the charge that the men were going to win the Contest hands down, and fighting with truly Amazonian fierceness, today, finds the women leading by a precarious margin. Geraldine's first efforts to grace our columns raises a question which is rapidly becoming as im- portant as the great labor question - Has the whistle blown yet? State Street Steve, There was a man in our town And he was wondrous wise, He kicked and punched his new Brown hat And smashed it o'er his eyes. G RA HAM . TWO STORES Open evenings Until Christmas BOTH ENDS OF DIAGONAL WALK ....... Physical Work -Getting More Notice Detroit, D c 8-=-hysial rtrairi has become one of the most important parts of the educational system in De- troit public schools and is receiving more attention each year, according to Frank Cody, - superintendent of schools. DETROIT UNITED LINES In Effect Nov. 2, 1920 Bet-ween Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jakson (Eastern Standard Time) Limited and Express cars leave for Detroit at 6:05 a. m., 7:05 a. m., 810 a. mi., and hourly to 9:10 p. in. Limiteds to .aieson at 8:48 a. m. and every two hours to 8:48 p. m. Ex- presses at 9:48 a. in. and eery two hours to 9:48 p. mn. Locals to Detpait-=-5:55a.m., 7:00 a.m and every two hours to 9:00 p. in., also 11:00 p. m. To Yps lanti only. 11:40 p.m., 12:25 a.m.. and 1:15 a m. Locals to Jackson-7:50 a. m., and 12:10 p.M. ai J. L. CHAPMAN Jiw LEIER ANN OPTOM)ETRISI' The Store of Reliability & Satistactioin 113 South Main Street NN ARBOR. - - MICHIGAA LUNCH ROOM Crowded every meal BUT Room for All Our Last years customers One half block South of 61MAJ" IC.4LL CMAr13 628 F-1 I for Anthracite - All Kinds Pocahontas and Solvay Coke Ohio & Kentucky Egg & Lump PRICES RIGHT PHONE 166 TRUBEY% 218 SOUTH MAIN QUALITY ICE CREAM I Caters to Fraternities and Sororities * - ab . r I Holiday Gifts For Everyone DECEMBER S M T W T F S 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 Men: Last season's hats turn- ed inside out, refinished and re- blocked with all new trimmings look just like new, wear Just as long and saves you five to ten dollars. We do only high class work. Factory Hat Store, 617 Packard St. Phone 1792. .1 Nowhere is a mark of goo4 taste more clearly shown in the selection of gifts than at fDe Tries Art Store DOWN TOWN . 223 SOUTH MAIN STREET II Ii Sleep Anyplace 2h .at at Rex's THE CLUB LUNCH 712 ARBOR STREET Near State and Packard ut .1 11, . And then he rummaged 'round a while, And looked in Claude Brown's store Until he had a big old coat Which reached nigh to the floor. He let his trousers sag and bag, Round a bowl they cut his hair, Then wound his neck with a nice tan scarf; As to style - he's just all there. Today's nominee for the Royal Order of Oil Cans is the bird who just knows "the school au- thorities must have some perfectly good reason for not letting the students go home Friday instead of the Tuesday before Xmas vacation." "In the pocket of the burglar, when he was searched at the jail was found-a copy of Pilgrims Progress."-The Hendley Courier. Let this be an object lesson to young men to be careful of what they read. The Spirit Militant '24-1 heard that you had an awful fight last night. '23-Yes, one of these smart guys said that sev- eral of my fraternity brothers were regular flat tires. '4-But I didn't know you even belonged to a fraternity. '23-I don't. It was just the principle of -the whole thing that riled me. The following was turned in by one of our fair contribs. After a sleepless night we are still un- decided whether to credit it forthree points or pen- adize the girls for it. We leave this to be decided by the readers. First stude-One of the fellows in my class is from Brazil. Second stude-Yeh, I've got a couple of those South Africans in my class, too. Pamous Closing Lines "Two scents between me and starvation," mut- tered the hungry artist as he gazed at the onion and garlic. NOAH COUNT. BIG REDUC'TION On Custom - Tailored SUITS AND OVERCOATS Alterations and Repairing carefully attended to Albcrt Gansic, Tailor 113 South Main Street Second Floor ad LEANERS -AND - PRESSERS 2j4E Ne6~a". u® for Men We are showing an excellent Knitted Neckwear and Scarfs. be had in both Wool and Silk consistent with the times. assortment of The latter to and at prices Special Selections OF HOLIDAY GIF'TS Clothes, Furnishings and Hats TINKER & COMPANY I S. State St. at William St. U' 1r r . a iF + =11 11 e LAST TIME TODAY HARRY CAREY' i U Ut Oi~lJUUI[Ll 11 F ONE GOOD TURN nor to whom honor is due, wherefore: t was some Spotlight ! It was the right length, the right variety, and it hit the right spot. movies have driven vaudeville from Ann Ar- >r, better said, the movies plus the "razzing" :ts of the normal student, which made life ble for the "ham actors" who tried their in the joyous days of the old "Maj." Hap- ve have found our own way of making up the It was hard enough in the past for a vaude- erformer to face the ordeal of even a small t audience. Tuesday night-.five thousand of ie students packed Hill auditorium and +Pad of catcalled, because they were . to a real show. Why only one Spot- . 4 There are enough Spotlight fans in nr to support half a dozen. WHO CONSIDERS HIS TIME VALUABLE CAN you afford to take a long drawn out class-course in dancing, because it is inex- pensive? WOULDN'T you prefer a course, taken at your convenience, as many lessons as you need, and at any time you desire? TIME IS MONEY fI " Blue streak McCoy" ADDED FEATURES JACK DEMPSEY in "Daredevil Jack" FRIDAY - SATURDAY "The Yellow Typhoon" WHY NOT COME TO LeVerne I. H ALSEY Dance Studios 'S NVUERTH -ARCHd ADE" 11=. .