% * 11 < ad-II \ -.!!" a1 4 f~irtigtt in OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN Published every morning except Monday during the Univer- ity year by the Board in Control of Student Publications. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for epublication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise redited in this paper and the local news published therein. Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second less matter. Subscription by carrier or mail, $3.so. Offices: Ann Arbor Press building, Maynard Street. Phones: Business, 960; Editorial, 24=4. Communications not to exceed 300 words, if signed, the sig- ature not necessarilyto appear in print,*but as an evidence of ith. and notices of events will be published in The Daily at the iscretion of the Editor, if left at or mailed to The Daily office. Jnsigned communications will receive no considleration. No mane script will be returned unless the writer incloses postage, The Daily does not necessarily endorse the sentiments es- pressed in the communications. "What's Going On" notices will not be received after 8 o'clock n the evening preceding insertion. EDITORIAL STAFF Telephone 2414, [ANAGING EDITOR ............GEORGE 0. BROPHY JR. ews Editor ...........................Chesser M. Campbell ight Editors-WHthcc T. H. Adams B. P. Campbell J. E. McManis J.I.Dakin T. W. Sargent, jr. Renaud Sherwood nday Editor. .. . .. .. . ... A.Bernstein ditorials.... ....Lee Woodruff, Robert Sage, T.' Whinery ssistant News ...-....... ...........E- P. Lovejoy jr. ports........... ....... ..... .... . . Rbert Angell romen's Editor........ . ................Mary I. Lane elegraph ... ........ ... ... .... WestGa y lescope .... ..............................jackWey Assistants sephine Waldo Byron Darnton H. E. Howlett aul G. Weber Thomas $. Dewey M. A. Klaver Imena Barlow Wallace F. Elliott, E. R. Meiss lizabeth Vickery Leo J. Hershdorfev Walter Donnelly *E. Clark d I. Armstrong Kern Beata Hasley eorge Reindel Hughston McBain Kathrlne Montgomery' iorothy Monfort Frank H. McPike Gerald P. Overon arry B. Grundy J. A. Bacon Edward Lambrecht ances Oberhotzer W. W. Ottaway William H. Riley Jr. obert E. Adams Paul Watzel SaraJWa-ler "orman 'C. Damon J. W. Hume, jr. THE ACCOLADE OF APPOINTMENT Today eleven new names make their appeara in the staff flag at the head of this column. men and women chosen for appointment have . their places by no other influence than good wo They have turned out every day and put their 1 efforts into the tasks assigned them. The sin statement of what they have done is their 1 eulogy and with our congratulations goes as cere welcome into the fellowship of workers wh is devoted to the task of putting out a worthy; U versity publication. GRAHAM . _ ... A Wonderful Assortnent of all the LATEST BOOKS. BCT AAM BOTH ENDS OF DIAGONAL WALK BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 960 SINESS MANAGER .........LEGRAND A. GAINES JR. rertising ..................... -. ..D. P. Joyce sifieds......................................Robt.0. Kerr, Aication ............. ..................... M. Heath' ounts ....................................E. R. Priehs ulation ........................................V. F. Hillery Assistants W. Lambrecht P. H. Hutchinson N. W. Robertson G. Gower F. A. Cross R. C. Stearnes Gund Kunstadter Robt. L. Davis ThoC. L. Rice ter W, Millard M. M. Moule D. G. Slaw-oti . Harrel Jr. D. S. Watterworth R. G. Burchell st r ,. ....,..... d Night editors for this week are as follows: Aonday night, Hugh Hitchcock; Tuesday night; C. W Sargent, Jr.; Wednesday night, B.P. Camp- ell; Friday night, J. I. Dakin; Saturday night, J. . McManis. The Daily announces the appointment of the fol- o wing to the editorial staff: I. A. Bacon, W. W. )ttoway, Paul Watzel, I. W. Hune, Jr., H. 1 Yowlett, M. A. Klaver, E. R. Meiss, Walter Don- elly, Beata Hasley, Kathrine Montgomery; to the usiness staff: R. G. Burchell. Persons wishing to secure information concerning news for any sue of The Daily should see the night editor, who has full charge' if all news to be printed that night. ELIGIBILITY Michigan last year learned a lesson, a temporary lesson at least, through the unpleasant experience of passing through the most disastrous football season in her history. Now, with her standing at least partially regained and with prospects for next year as good as they seem to be at present, it is up to every one of us to see that she doesn't have to learn that lesson all over again. It was ineligibility on the part of some men who could not be spared whjch cost us so heavily a year ago, and there is no doubt that this was due in part to overconfidence, not necessarily on the part of the few, but on the part of the whole campus. We showed that we were not behind the men as we should have been. Let us now remember, however, that each and every one, whether roommate, fraternity brother, or adviser, can help to avoid a recurrence of this in eligibility bugaboo. If a man gets down in his 4tudies, let's lend a hand and help pull him out. If we don't, we are merely bargaining for another season like that of 1919. ATTEND SATURDAY'S GAME Ferry field is going to be the scene of one more football game this year -- a hard-fought gridiron battle, well worth the watching. Saturday afternoon two of the three teams picked by eleven judging coaches as the state of Michigan's best are to meet here, on neutral ground, to decide their claims to the state championship. Some of the best high school athletes in the state will be our guests as members of the Detroit North- western and Lansing high school squads. They are entitled not only to the finest kind of entertainment during their visit, but to an attendance which the interscholastic importance of their game warrants. Seventy-five cents is the price of admission to Ferry field Saturday. Michigan students will find no better afternoon entertainment than to attend that game; the reputation of the teams and the title at stake guarantee a battle royal as high school foot- ball goes. "OUR FRIEND THE GARGOYLE" The annual occasion to say a kindly word for the Gargoyle has come around again. Not to speak of the free advertising which The Daily has been so gracefully accorded in our funny extemporary, there is another reason best expressed in the oft- repeated phrase, "Us University publications must stick together," which urgently calls for our yearly editorial commnt. Passing over the many things which charity pre- vents us from placing on paper, we confine our- selves to perhaps the one outstanding good trait of the several which Michigan's Humorous Maga- zine possesses. That trait is the utter modesty of its writers, which might better be called good sense. "No signatures, no responsibility," is our sugges- tion for a Gargoyle motto, The Gargoyle has gained fame as far away as the University of Chicago. In the latest issue of that university's publication, "The Phoenix," the bird of that name tells her flock of little gargoyles seat- tered abodt the university gables the sad fate of their one half-witted little brother. "I sent him to Ann Arbor, and they named a paper after him," she sobs. To be simple is to be great, said Ralph Waldo Emerson. We salute you again, friend Gargoyle; your place is in the seats of the mighty. The Telepe MICHIGAN UNION LIFE MEM- BERS, ATTENTION All students in their last year of residence in the University who have signed for a Life Mem- bership in the Michigan Union, and expect to get credit for the $5 which they have paid with their tuition, must make an ad- ditional payment of $5 before December 1. The Constitution of the Union covering this point reads as follows: "If the applicant shall have made application and payment of the first installment prior to December 1 of the last year of his attendance at the University, he shall be given a refund or credit of the tuition payment of $5 made by him for such last year of attendance," Payments should be made at the Business Office of the Union during the regular office hours. If the subscriber is not able to come to the office at these hours, a check mailed in with the Treasurer's receipt will 4eceive proper credit, and return of the receipt will be made. I The""Inn at Lane Hal Thanksgiving Special Turkey Dinner DETROIT UNITED LINES In Effect Nov. 2, 1920 Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson (Eastern Stindard Time) \ Limited and Express cars leave for Detroit at 6:05 a. in., 7:05 a. mn., 8:10 a.t., and hourly to 9:10 p. m. Limiteds to Jackson at 8:48 a. m. and every two hours to 8:48 p. m. Ex- presses at 9:48 a. m. and e; ery two hours to 9:48 p. mn. Locals to Detroit -: 55a.m., 7:00 a.m. and every two hours to 9:00 p. i., also 11:00 p. m. To Ypsilanti only, 11:40 p.m., 12:25 asm., and 1:15 a.m. Locals to Jacksou-7:50 a. m., and 12:10 p.m. 1.00-2.00 p. m.--Price $1.00 ''--'-*1 U I a /' You Tell D ad! I' E NOW IS THE TIME TO PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR PERSONAL CHRISTMAS GREETING CARDS PRINTED OR ENGRAVED THE MAYER -=SCHAIRER CO. STATIONERS, PRINTERS AND BINDERS OFFICE OUTFITTERS Phlone 1404 112 South Main Street i That you would like a Full Dress Suit, or a Tugcedo Coat, or an honest-to-goodness business suit that you will not have to explain that it was a hundred and fifty dol- lars, but owing to EST, you only paid $39.20 and that it NOW looks like $15.00. We are showing a large variety of suit- ings and overcoatings that will please you and when it comes to the price you will wonder where we found such values. ALL OUR PRICES ARE MARKED IN PLAIN FIGURES and we are making a REAL 10% discount on our last spring prices. NOT THIS FALL PRICES. We Purchased Early. M - THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 1920. KNOW YOUR UNIVERSITY Twenty couples attended what is said to be the first J-Hop in 1878. Last spring more than five hundred couples were present. Since the hop of '78, the dances have been held ev ry year except in 1914, and in 1917 when none were held on ac- count of the war.r 1IT U RAL NOTICI All fraternities wishing to en- ter teamsrin the swimming and bowling tournaments can do so by calling the intramural office. Phone 2268.yN Read The Daily for Campus News. DRESS SUITS FOR HIRE .. ,", F J. KARL MALCOLM LIBERTY AT MAYNARD -3 i MORE THAN A DINNER With the events that gave rise to Armistice day. resh in our minds, it is not hard to realize, the road significance of that occasion, but is the same rue of Thanksgiving? Easter, which was born out of a supreme sacri- ce, is new often no more than an occasion to dis- lay a new spring hat. The Fourth of July, com- nemorating our most important national act, is t times nothing but twenty-four hours reserved for booting fire crackers. Even Thanksgiving is, hought by some to be completely observed by eat- ig a turkey dinner. Have the means used in ob- erving these occasions become the ends in them- elves ? During the past year things have taken place in he lives of every one of us for which we should e as grateful as were the pilgrim fathers when hey first came to realize that one day a year iould be set aside to give thanks for prosperity en- eyed. Probably none of us has been threatened y starvation' or massacre, but escape from these erils is not the only occasion for thanks, and our. 'stence is several times more comfortable ,than ioneer life was in New England. Today, nearly three centuries after the initial hol- lay, we should be animated by the same spirit of ratitude that moved our pilgrim fathers. TODAY'S SPEAKER Prof. Edward Alfred Steiner, who is to give the nion Service Thanksgiving address today, is a an of acknowledged ability as a sociologist, au- or, and speaker. Born in Vienna, he came to this mntry shortly after receiving a degree at the Uni- :rsity of Heidelberg. During his career here he .s been clergyman, journalist and an authority on e immigrant. Among his books are "Tolstoy, the an," "On the Trail of the Immigrant," and "The nmigrant Tide." With, Professor Steiner as principal speaker any-, e who fails to attend the Union Thanksgiving rvice today will miss a real opportunity. NEXTI A peach came walking down the street, She was more than passing fair, A nod, a smile, half-closed eye, And the peach became a pair. -Michigan Daily, Nov. 21. The peach became a pair, you say? Then I'll venture just one guess - Her dainty feet were shod with shoes And not with arctic foolishness. (Ed. Note.-This is the first thing run this year on galoshes and gladdened our editorial heart as the first robin does the poet's.) Dear Noah: At nights after I have studied for several hours my brain sometimes feels as though it were on fire. What can I do for this? Studious. Do what we have often advised others' to do un- der similar circumstances if your brains feel as though they are on fire, blow them out. Pamou Closing Lines "The straight and narrow weigh," he muttered as the erect but thin lady stepped on the scales. NOAH COUNT itrettea , CC Just Mild-Zuouh!" Made from- sun -ripenied Kentuckjy tobacco avo midbut unusually fragrant and satisfying. Sold all ovr town-20 for 20* John J. Bagley & Company, Detroit, Michigan Manufacturers since 1850 f '