THE MICHIGAN DAILY

creasing enrollment of such cadet journalists in the
training schools of the country. They will add few
slackers to the ranks.
TEN IMPORTANT SPEAKERS
The result of the Oratorical association's work
in arranging a program this year is very gratify-
ing. Ten speakers of national and, in several
cases, international fame will come to Ann Arbor
to address audiences in Hill auditorium. This
means an important auxiliary to University work-
the first-hand opinions of famous men on a wide
variety of subjects.
The courses offered for the past ten years by the
Oratorical association have been constantly increas-
ing in quality but it is doubtful if a course as well
balanced and carrying the names of so many well
known speakers as this year's has yet been se,
cured.
Opening on November 6, with William Jennings
Bryan, probably America's best known orator, the
course will continue with several other important
political speakers: Ng Poon Chew, called the Chi-
nese Mark Twain; Stephen Leacock, the Canadian
humorist who last year kept an audience in con-
vulsions for an hour and a half at Hill auditorium;
Mrs. Emmeline Pankhurst; and finally Vice-Presi-
dent Marshall.
Members of the board are anticipating a success-
ful year and, if the lectures are attended by as
many as they expect, will offer a course next year
second to none in the country. A number of course
tickets have already been sold and the fact that
they are exceedingly low in price should result in
a large student attendance.
REGARDING TULANE
Although the loser in its first conference game of
the season, the Michigan eleven has in a large
measure "come back" and now it is up to the team
and student body to keep the maize and blue from
slipping backward in any respect. That means fight
on the part of the team and support by the student
body in every game, not merely those with other
universities of the conference.
Saturday we will play Tulane university, and it
is up to us to give the southerners a good impres-
sion of Michigan. Tulane seems to be an unknown
quantity, athletically speaking; no one seems td
have a very definite notion as to the strength of our
new opponents, and it is barely possible that those
of us who are only looking forward in a disinter-
ested sort of way to our contest with the southern
school, may receive the surprise of their young
lives next Saturday afternoon. Just because Tu-
lane is neither one of our regular opponents nor
one of our old antagonists of the east is no reason
for our lying down on the job in any way whatso-
ever. The more enthusiasm and spirit we show
over the game, and the bigger score we pile up
against this, one of the largest universities of the
south, the greater will be the prestige which Mich-
igan will gain on the other side of the Mason and
Dixon line.
Everybody out Saturday, and let's show the
southerners what kind of spirit we folks up north
here can produce !
[The Telescope

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DETROIT UNITED LINES
In Effect June 15, 1920
Between
Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson
(Eastern Standard Time)
Limited and Express cars leave for
Detroit at 6:10 a. m. and hourly to
9: 10 p. Mn.
Lihilteds to Jackson at 8:48 a. m. and
every two hours to 8:48 p. m. Ex-
presses at 9:48 a. m. and e,.ery two
hours to 9:48 p. m.
Locals to Detroit-5:55a.m., 7:00 a.m.
and every two hours to 9:00 p. mn.,1
also 11:00 p. m. To Ypsilanti only,
11:40 p.m., 12:25 a.m. and 1:10 a.m.
Locals to Jackson-7:50 a. m., and
12:10 p.mT.
OCTOBER
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Men: Last season's hats turn-
ed inside out, refinished and re-
blocked with all new trimmings
look just like new, wear just as
long and saves you five to ten
dollars. We do only high class
work. Factory Hat Store, 617
Packard St. Phone 1792.

We Carry Complete Lines of
Gordon F-erguson
Lamb and Sheep Lined
Fur Collared Coats
Wadhams & C.
TwO COMPLETE STORES

Big Hallowe'en Dance,7
Friday.-Adv.

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MAIN STREET

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Mary hasn't got a brain
But how she makes you look !
Her profs are men and hence you know
Why Mary never cracks a book.
Yes, Clarice, you are probably right when
say that to most fellows getting dates is just
eating soup with a fork-they simply can't
enough.

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While we may not be able to foretell the future,
since seeing our landlady removing the moth balls
from her woolen shawl we feel certain that this is
going to be a pretty hard winter for us.

They lived a life
All free from strife
And when he came to die
He said, "My dear devoted wife,
Just one request make I."
"'Tis this," he said
With drooping head
(Voiced loving as before),
"Please do not wed
Till I am dead
-And crepe is on the door."

Mrs. Fox was bragging one day about the large
number of her cubs.
"How many cubs do you bring into the world at
one time?" she asked the LIONESS.
"Only ONE," replied the Lioness-"but i a
MURADS COST 20 CENTS for a BOX
of 10-BUT THEY'RE MURAD
MURADS would be lower priced if we left out
all or part of the 100 o Turkish tobaccos of the purest
and best varieties grown-or if we substituted inferior
grades of Turkish tobacco.
But they wouldn't be MURADS-they'donly be
Foxes i

K.G.

Why We Favor Capital Punishment
'23-I just saw a fellow on State street run over
by a truck load of pop.
'24-Was he killed?
'23-No, he was an old timer around here and
could stand a heavier load than that.
Dear Noah:
I have a son at school whose word I cannot be-
lieve under any circumstances. What shall I do
with him ? Brokenhearted rather.
Why not get him a job in the weather bureau.
Famous Closing Lines
"A case of the best man winning," he muttered
as he saw the bridegroom hand his watch over to
his friend after the crap game.
NOAH COUNT.

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to MurEad2Os in Tin Boxes

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