THE ICHIGAN DAILY 1an ati OF THE UNIVERSITY HIGAN ept Monday duin the Univer- of Student Pubiaion*. .SSOCIATED PRESS lusivelT entitled to the use for es credited to it or not otherwise al news published therein. Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second rA Street. 300 words, if signed, the sig- print, but as an evidence of publishedin The Daily at the or mailed to The Daily office. ve no consideration. No man- riter incloses postage. y endorse the sentiments e- not be receved after 8 o'clock STAFF EDITOR ...........GEORGE O. BROPHY JR. .............. ... .........Chesser M. Campbell torial Board........................Lee Woodruff s- Adams H. W. Hitchcock Damin J ,. McManis ad Sherwood . W. Sar ent. Jr. t ..... T. .Whinery, L. A. KrS.T acel . .....Robert Angell itor...........................:Mary D. Lane .~... . .. Thomias Dewey Assistants de PrankH. McPike Sidney B. Coates TABcn. CT. Pnnoer nton Met nnelly ey :ontgomnery Marion B. Stahl Lowell S. Kerr Marion Koch Dorothy Whipple Gerald P. 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"SMALL TALK" dame Curie - who is being urged to abandon trip West because she is "completely tired by the "small talk" of her American hosts in netropolis, is not the first to have faced un- ssfully the crossfire of bromides, platitudes, gown-talk which bewilders and benumbs the er out of his element. >bably the great discoverer of radium could, a bit more training under fire and a higher- oped sense of humor, turn the dull patter off v bomb-proof, and learn to pick the occasional r soul out of the party and segregate him un-. rself. Everybody has to learn how to get with "people" and be happy; if this is the* time Mie. Curie has run into the genus ad- te it merely shows she has been staying pretty to herself and her own scientific circle. The r side" is just as highly infected with the bug allowness as we - and, competent travelers rn us, has not so much of that saving grace of ir. rversation ought to be intelligent; it is too only "smart" without depth or else merely marking. Education ought to make a dif- Ce, but it doesn't appear to help much except ure the clothing of the same mediocre thoughts )etter dress of grammar. People of sixty daw- nversationally with about the same aimlessless e sub-debs. The man or woman who gives > a really thoughtful trend in these days de- s a me'al and gets an affronted rebuff in nine out of ten. body would argue for the removal of "small entirely from the American conversational al. It is a godsend in case of brainfag, and a" ng, in a tight situation. Quite a famous play stting away" wonderfully on the American today because it is packed with very real ides, artistically strewn through the whole People sink back and enjoy themselves from st to last curtain. It is restful as a sleep. t intellectual sleep is poor provender for a y diet. If Americans would only get out of abit 'of thinking shallow conversation suffi- for every need, there would of necessity be a er interest in reading, art, science, politics, e public questions we ought to think and ar- bout but seldom and scantily do. mor, acute perception, courtesy, graceful dic- and the other qualities Nve are wasting on 1 talk" deserve a far better environment. We even today of the French salons which pro- and appreciated wit and perspicacity - tr rings frequented by a Sevigne or a Fontaine atronized by the kings. Will Anerica lose by ilar popularizing of the intellect? Is not an cracy of the mind the truest guarantee of the enance of the best things in a democracy ? gs cannot be the patrons in America, but ed- I people can. We can determine the places the latest frock and the best ball-player are ,forgotten and "small talk" about the frills ilizationi given over' for profitable discussion THE COLLEGE MAN'S INCOME According to the income tax report of the 1911 class of the University of Chicago, the college man after his graduation is not as poorly off as he is often thought to be. In the case of these gradu- ates of ten years ago, the average income for the men is $5,762.51, and of the whole class, regardless of sex, $4,509.75. From this it would seem that the college man is much more capable of attaining comparative suc- cess, financially at least, during his first few years of business than the starter vho lacks the advan- tages of a thorough education. The case proba- bly, however, is illustrative not only of the fact that the college man is better fitted for his life work, than the individual of less training, but also that the very inherent qualities of enthusiasm and "go" that put him through school in the first place'have caused him to put forth his greatest possible effort during the first few years of his life as an alum- nus. Hard work can do more than anything else to make a success of a man, especially when that man is well fitted menally to carry on the line of en- deavor he has chosen. The trainng is what college gives to him; the ability to use it and to put forth his utmost effort can come only through natural tendencies and a will to do. Nothing but ten years of the hardest and most enthusiastic kind of work can bring up an average standard like that displayed by the graduates of 1911 of the Univer- city of Chicago. 'tIoil is what the man about to graduate must look forward to with detrmination. THE ALUMNUS CITIZEN While in college, university men and women are prone to consider that the big opportunity for serv- ice to their alma mater occurs during the under- graduate years, when by their work and ability they can give their institution a high competitive standing in athletics, studen't activities, and schol- arship. It is true that perhaps the first test of what a school amounts to is made by balancing up these important indications of worth. But without de- preciating their paramount importance in the least it can safely be said that undergraduate accom- plishments do not tell the whole story; and that the college man's opportunity for service isn't cut short by graduation. One real test, after all, of the value of attending a university is how well it fits one to face the prob- lems of life. For this reason every institution if learning is judged to a large extent by what its graduates do in the world and what kind of Ameri- can citizens they are. Michigan's fifty thousand alumni have set a high mark in this kind of service.- To live up to the highest professional standards and better them if possible is a duty of the graduating seniors as well as keping in touch with their alma mater. They must always keep the ideal of "the best" - Michigan ideal - before their eyes. B Th T $elescope The Philosophical Fan The other day at the ball game An ardent fan was yelling at the batters, .Make dandelion wine, "Make dandelion wine", And when we out of curiosity asked him The idea of his seemingly irrelevant remark, He answered that he wanted the batters To hit the ball so hard that it would land Way out among the dandelions, Crush them, And thus make the dandelion wine. Arent' some people deep thinkers? Today's phosphorescent talcum powder is awarded to the fellow who is afraid to pay fifty cents for a gallery seat for fear he will fall out into the orchestra and have to pay two dollars extra. Our most faithful "contrib", L. H. L., has submit- ted to us the following satire upon her own deli- cate sex. Mary, Mary, slightly airy, How do the fashions go? Piled up hair, and shoulder bare, And vertebrae all in a row., We had to get out our own text book to verify the last line. Quoth Eppie Taif: A strange demise was that Of Henry Sledd; He went to sleep one night And woke up dead. SR BOTH ENDS H A BOOK FOR GRADUATION FROM OF THE DIAGONAL WALK DETROIT UNITED LINES In Effect Nov. 2, 1920 Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson (Eastern Standard Time) Limited and Express cars leave for Detroit at 6:05 'a.-m., 7:05 a. mn., 8:10 a. mn, and hourly to 9:10 p.im. Limiteds to Jackson at 8:48 a. m. and every two hours to 8:48 p. m. Ex- presses at 9:48 a. m. and eiery two hours to 9:48 p. mn.. Locals to Detroit-.5:55a.m., 7:00 a.m. and every two hours to 9:00 p. in., also 11:00 p. in. 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